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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ukulele Strumming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.11,0:00:22.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Phew. Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.61,0:00:24.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought last year's\NArt Crawl was terrible,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.28,0:00:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,but they really outdid\Nthemselves this year, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.58,0:00:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Louise ]\NYeah.\NUgh, bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.72,0:00:29.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Very bad.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.48,0:00:31.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look at that.\NReally bad.\N[ Gags ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.62,0:00:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, really bad.\NI think they're...\Ngood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.26,0:00:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, why does Art Crawl\Nsuck so much?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.16,0:00:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's just a very loose\Ndefinition of art, Louise.\NAnd don't say "suck."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.50,0:00:44.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say "suck," please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.30,0:00:45.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right though.\NIt does suck.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.60,0:00:48.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want you kids to think\Nthis is what art is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.57,0:00:49.74,Default,,0,0,0,,We should go\Nto a museum.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.74,0:00:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa,\Nwhoa, whoa.\NYeah, maybe not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:53.10,Default,,0,0,0,,We should not\Ngo to a museum.\NLet's not overdo it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:57.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just walk around\Nand make fun of this stuff.\N[ Gene ] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.21,0:00:58.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we just go back\Nto the restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:01:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Because your Aunt Gayle is there\Nhanging up her art,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.58,0:01:03.24,Default,,0,0,0,,which we're not allowed\Nto make fun of at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.25,0:01:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, why can't we make fun\Nof Aunt Gayle's paintings?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.46,0:01:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She's family.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.79,0:01:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That means never\Nholding back anything.\NRight, pit stains?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.79,0:01:14.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Am I showing?\NLet's just say your shirt looks\Nlike my underwear right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.93,0:01:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Well, look,\Nno one tells Gayle\Nanything she can't handle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.33,0:01:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That's your mom's rule.\NYou treat her like\Na mental patient.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I mean, she probably\Nshould be one, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.91,0:01:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I heard she ate\Nher lipstick once...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.48,0:01:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,because she wanted\Nto feel "red" inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.24,0:01:31.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And she made a dress\Nout of "live shrimp"\Nand wore it to Mass.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.68,0:01:35.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, and she shaved her cat.\N- Louise, you know\Nnone of that is true.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.55,0:01:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Except for the cat shaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.22,0:01:39.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe the shrimp\Nand the lipstick.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.19,0:01:41.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you kidding me?\NMy kid could paint that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.76,0:01:43.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Tina ]\NWow. It costs $200.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.93,0:01:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone bought that mess?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.56,0:01:47.90,Default,,0,0,0,,How rude!\NHarold!\N[ Snoring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Harold!\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.70,0:01:52.30,Default,,0,0,0,,There are some\Npoorly supervised\Nchildren amongst the art.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.30,0:01:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Get rid of them!\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.90,0:01:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go.\NKeep moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.37,0:01:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me. Are you a--\NAre you a bouncer?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.31,0:01:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you gonna\Nbounce my kids?\NNo, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.34,0:02:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Just keep it moving, chubs.\N- Chubs?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.41,0:02:03.65,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to go home,\Nbut you can't stay here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.65,0:02:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Coughs, Wheezes ]\NHey, easy, pal.\NAll right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.41,0:02:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't touch.\NCome on, Dad.\NThis guy's not worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.42,0:02:10.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Listen to your kids, fatsy.\N- Fatsy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.99,0:02:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Dad.\NDad, look me--\NLouise--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.26,0:02:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Give me your eyes, Dad.\NGive me your eyes.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.16,0:02:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a deep breath.\NYou are lucky, pal!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not worth it, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.66,0:02:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If you hit him, your hand would\Nsmell like ointment and pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.36,0:02:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You smell\Nlike ointment and pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.07,0:02:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You smell\Nlike ointment and pee!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.03,0:02:27.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You smell\Nlike ointment and pee!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.74,0:02:30.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You smell\Nlike ointment and pee!\NYou--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.71,0:02:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that was awkward.\NWhat is that place?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.94,0:02:35.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know\NReflections?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.98,0:02:40.65,Default,,0,0,0,,They sell art, not just during\NArt Crawl, but year-round.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.65,0:02:41.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Reflections.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.32,0:02:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like a strip club\Nthe way you say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.62,0:02:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Reflections.\NMmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.29,0:02:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So, brace yourselves\Nfor Aunt Gayle's art show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:50.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom said Aunt Gayle told her\Nthey're just adorable animals.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.83,0:02:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah? Well, that\Ndoesn't sound so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.99,0:02:55.46,Default,,0,0,0,,H-H-Hi, hon!\NHow was Art Crawl?\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.46,0:02:58.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Everything's\Ngoing great here.\NWe're having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.57,0:02:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, wow.\N- Lin--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.83,0:03:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle's here.\NWe h-h-hung her paintings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.80,0:03:03.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at this one!\NLook at that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.81,0:03:08.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, can you\Njust let me see--\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.34,0:03:11.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!\NAnuses!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.45,0:03:15.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God.\NOh, my God, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.72,0:03:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a few days, Bobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.62,0:03:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, there are animal anuses\Nall over our walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.35,0:03:22.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Just think of 'em\Nas cute little rumps.\NLin, they're anuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.52,0:03:26.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying to think\Nof worse paintings\Nto hang in a restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.03,0:03:28.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Um-- Nope.\NI can't think of any.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.30,0:03:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bad monkey!\N- Kids, stop that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.33,0:03:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I'm spanking\Nthe monkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.67,0:03:36.34,Default,,0,0,0,,No way, Dad.\NThis is the best thing\Nthat has ever happened to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.34,0:03:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Horse butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.74,0:03:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello, sir. Don't look\Nat the pictures of the anus--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.74,0:03:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, he already did.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.61,0:03:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You see that, Lin?\NNo one wants to eat with\None of those staring at them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.58,0:03:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you can't seriously\Nthink that this is a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.02,0:03:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, they're not for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.92,0:03:51.49,Default,,0,0,0,,but we promised Gayle\Nshe could display her art\Nfor the Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.49,0:03:53.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't take it back now.\NShe's fragile.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.32,0:03:56.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- We have to support her.\N- She's not that fragile, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.42,0:03:58.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fork Clinks ]\NOh!\N[ Hyperventilating ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.83,0:03:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened?\NWhat happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.86,0:04:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle, Gayle honey, look.\NLook, it's a fork.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.63,0:04:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whimpering ]\NWhat?\NLook, it's a fork.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.80,0:04:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's a fork. Heh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.70,0:04:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're killing me.\NShe's killing me.\N[ Chuckling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.40,0:04:10.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, so she's fragile.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.57,0:04:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And that means we have\Nto be the anus restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.91,0:04:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it means that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.48,0:04:15.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we can make T-shirts!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.71,0:04:18.38,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll say:\N"Milk, milk, lemonade.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.38,0:04:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Around the corner,\Nart is made."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.95,0:04:22.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob! Do you love 'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.92,0:04:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Or do you\Njust love 'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.65,0:04:26.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, how did you--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.45,0:04:29.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Why-- Why would you paint--\Nthis?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.36,0:04:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,The inspiration came to me\Non a mountaintop.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.63,0:04:36.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What should I paint?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.43,0:04:38.06,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Creature Chittering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.07,0:04:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chittering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.83,0:04:44.73,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gayle's Voice ]\N♪ I look at you\NI see in you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.74,0:04:48.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I see what's inside you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.81,0:04:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh.\NHe loves 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.42,0:04:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, listen up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.12,0:04:59.49,Default,,0,0,0,,All the suckers\Ncome out for Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.49,0:05:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,And they all want\Nto pay money for crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.69,0:05:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,So paint some crap,\Nand we can sell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.12,0:05:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wait. You're not painting?\N- No. I'm management.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.16,0:05:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You two paint the stuff.\NI'll do the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.83,0:05:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be wheelin' and dealin'.\NI'll be gettin' my percent.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.73,0:05:14.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's see\Nwhat you got so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.64,0:05:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Time's up.\NPaint brushes down.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.87,0:05:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.37,0:05:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you to paint\Ncommercial, touristy crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.71,0:05:23.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.\NI'm not a sellout.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.48,0:05:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I can only paint\Nwhat I feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.95,0:05:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And I can only paint\Nthe truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.98,0:05:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The robots are coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.42,0:05:30.39,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Imitating Laser Blasts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.39,0:05:31.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hide!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.42,0:05:32.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, this is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.45,0:05:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys want to be\Nreal artists, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.72,0:05:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, that's an angle.\NI can sell that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.83,0:05:40.80,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you're going artsy,\Nthen you're going all the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.80,0:05:43.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's cutting off an ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.06,0:05:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I need both of mine.\NI wear glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.47,0:05:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Whelp, what's your excuse?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.70,0:05:47.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't got one.\NHave at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.87,0:05:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy, what's wrong?\NYou haven't touched\Nyour food.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.04,0:05:52.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, Bob.\NIt's just the, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.17,0:05:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,The anuses?\NYeah, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.41,0:05:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, they're, uh--\NI know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.04,0:05:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,They're like\NMona Lisa's eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.55,0:05:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,They follow you\Nwherever you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.15,0:06:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, you're right.\NWell, I like 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.95,0:06:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You like 'em?\N[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.15,0:06:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. What's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.15,0:06:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]\NThe anus is\Nthe window of the butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.92,0:06:08.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true.\NI guess she's just painting\Nwhat we're all thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.59,0:06:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, okay, but, Mort,\Nwould you hang them up\Nin your funeral home?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.59,0:06:15.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Course not. That would\Nbe terrible for business.\NI'm not an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.03,0:06:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Count to three,\Nbut do it on "two."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.90,0:06:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll keep it on ice\Nuntil Art Crawl's over.\NThanks, T.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.47,0:06:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Here goes.\NNow listen, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.57,0:06:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have trouble cutting\Nthrough the cartilage at first.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.01,0:06:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh! Aaah!\NWhile I'm doing it,\Njust think about your art.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.08,0:06:29.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.84,0:06:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready?\NNinja robot. Ninja robot.\NNinja robot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.85,0:06:34.82,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two--\NHey, kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.82,0:06:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, Dad.\NI had to get away from\Nthose anuses for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.12,0:06:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- You mean Mort and Teddy?\N- No. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.52,0:06:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Your-- Gayle's paintings.\NWhat are you kids doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.82,0:06:44.55,Default,,0,0,0,,What knife?\NWhat do you mean,\N"What knife?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.56,0:06:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you\Nholding a knife?\NWhy am I holding a knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.23,0:06:48.17,Default,,0,0,0,,She's turning me\Ninto a real artist.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.16,0:06:49.86,Default,,0,0,0,,No, she's not.\NPut the knife down.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.86,0:06:53.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be an artist!\NLike Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.74,0:06:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.70,0:06:55.86,Default,,0,0,0,,That's da Vinci,\NGene.\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.87,0:06:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,The only way\NI can sell this garbage\Nis if I make them legit!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.84,0:07:01.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, wait a second.\NI have an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.98,0:07:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You know who loves\Nthe stuff you kids draw?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.15,0:07:05.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You?\NNo. Your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.51,0:07:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,This crap is like catnip to her.\NShe can't resist it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.48,0:07:09.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring 'em inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.12,0:07:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, we need to get\Nthese up before they get back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.65,0:07:13.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mom will be so excited\Nto see this stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.82,0:07:16.82,Default,,0,0,0,,she won't even notice\Nthat I took Gayle's\Npaintings down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.83,0:07:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty manipulative, Dad.\NI see where I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.86,0:07:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.\NYou should see my taxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.06,0:07:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this supposed to be?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.00,0:07:25.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A ninja robot fighting\Na vampire tape recorder\Nat Stonehenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.93,0:07:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who's that in the background?\N- That's my friend Ken.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.64,0:07:31.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is he like that?\NHe's an albino.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.14,0:07:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.87,0:07:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never met Ken.\NIs he real or imaginary?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.98,0:07:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He's real, and he does\Nimprovised hip-hop.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.18,0:07:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. How old is he?\NHe's 28.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.91,0:07:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't have\Na 28-year-old albino friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.75,0:07:41.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I can!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.55,0:07:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't deal with this\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.18,0:07:45.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- Tina, what do you got?\N- It's our dentist.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.62,0:07:46.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Yap?\NWhy is he nude?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.86,0:07:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Has he been nude\Nwith you, Tina?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.66,0:07:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I exercised\Nsome artistic license.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.06,0:07:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Murmurs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.79,0:07:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- We're switching dentists.\N- No!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.56,0:07:54.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't deal with that\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.00,0:07:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- But--\N- Let's get 'em up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.83,0:07:57.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.00,0:08:00.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, Gayle.\NHow was lunch?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.07,0:08:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Very interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.24,0:08:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the waiter\Nmight have been\Nhitting on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.57,0:08:08.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. He was\Nvery attentive.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.28,0:08:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And he asked you a lot\Nof questions about food.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.28,0:08:11.92,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that all about?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.91,0:08:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.05,0:08:14.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are my paintings?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.85,0:08:15.55,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Wha-- Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.55,0:08:19.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I had to take a few down\Nto make room\Nfor the kids' stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.59,0:08:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby! Aw.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.19,0:08:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- The kids' stuff!\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.66,0:08:24.76,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like our wall\Nis a giant refrigerator.\NI love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.76,0:08:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Gee, Bob, if I didn't\Nknow any better,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.13,0:08:30.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd think you didn't\Nlike my paintings.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.13,0:08:31.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No. I--\NAw.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.70,0:08:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. I know when\NI'm being lied to, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.20,0:08:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like when I look at myself\Nin the mirror and say,\N"It's going to be okay."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.71,0:08:42.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, look, Gayle,\NI'm gonna level\Nwith you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.04,0:08:44.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, Bob.\NNo. No leveling.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.21,0:08:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.21,0:08:47.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle, the thing about\Nyour paintings--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.18,0:08:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby!\N[ Bell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.78,0:08:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look.\NSenior visitors! Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.32,0:08:54.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh-ho-ho!\NWell, look who it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.19,0:08:55.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Great.\NThe art store people.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.89,0:09:00.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Reflections.\NI love that store!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.06,0:09:02.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I love your yarn.\NWhat can we get for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.00,0:09:03.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not here as a patron.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.90,0:09:08.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm here as Edith Cranwinkle,\Nchairperson of the Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.24,0:09:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I rushed right over here\Nbecause there are murmurs--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.87,0:09:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,whispers and murmurs\Naround town--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.24,0:09:14.23,Default,,0,0,0,,that you're displaying--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.24,0:09:18.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whispering ]\Ncertain offensive orifices\Nduring the Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.75,0:09:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Offices?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.25,0:09:21.15,Default,,0,0,0,,- Orifices!\N- [ Shrieks ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.15,0:09:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Not anymore.\NI took them all down.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.98,0:09:27.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, what a relief.\NI'm glad you agree\Nwith my decision.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.02,0:09:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Your decision?\NWhat decision?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.59,0:09:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That you can't display\Nthat type of art here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.16,0:09:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. I can't?\NAbsolutely not!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.13,0:09:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's obscene.\NObscene.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.36,0:09:37.82,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, really?\N- Yes. I won't allow it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.83,0:09:40.09,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Scoffs ]\NExcuse me?\NYou won't allow it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.10,0:09:41.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, tubsy.\NYou heard her.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.64,0:09:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you two to tell me what\NI can or can't hang on my wall?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.74,0:09:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I am chairperson\Nof the Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.11,0:09:50.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm the chairperson\Nof this restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.14,0:09:52.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And you know what?\NThey're gonna go\Nback up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.65,0:09:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,How dare you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.08,0:09:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, Bobby!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.85,0:09:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, Louise,\Ngo get the paintings.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.82,0:09:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,- Here they are!\N- [ Both Gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.12,0:10:01.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- Step into the butt closet!\N- I will not!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.92,0:10:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,- You should try it.\N- I will not!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.69,0:10:06.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What's it gonna take to get you\Ninto this rhino anus today?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.00,0:10:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You are in direct violation\Nof my wife, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.13,0:10:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I am, am I?\NWell, how about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.34,0:10:15.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Horse anus.\NOh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.74,0:10:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Look at it.\N- Aaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.74,0:10:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Chicken anus.\NAgh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.27,0:10:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Take a closer look.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.78,0:10:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Fox anus.\NHarold!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.88,0:10:25.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle, I'm commissioning\Na new series of anus paintings.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.01,0:10:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Two words-- bigger and more.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.88,0:10:29.81,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Gasps ]\N- Out!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.82,0:10:30.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I cast you out!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.85,0:10:34.05,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Edith, Harold\NGasping, Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.06,0:10:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep 'em coming, Gayle!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.46,0:10:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gayle ]\NAlmost done!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.70,0:10:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my! I feel like I could\Nfall into this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.83,0:10:47.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, I thought you didn't want\Nto become "the anus restaurant."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.24,0:10:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I've embraced it.\NWe are the anus restaurant, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.97,0:10:53.93,Default,,0,0,0,,A-nus! A-nus!\NKids!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.94,0:10:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chanting ]\NA-nus! A-nus! A-nus!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.04,0:10:58.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]\NThat's right!\NGo tell your friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.45,0:11:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Or don't. Either way.\NIt's your choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.75,0:11:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you asked for this, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.75,0:11:06.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just doing what you wanted\Nme to do-- support your sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.89,0:11:08.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, what a crock of crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.36,0:11:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,This is about you\Nand your pride\Nand that Edith.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.93,0:11:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You just want\Nto provoke her.\NDamn right I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.50,0:11:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.17,0:11:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,This one big enough\Nfor you, Edith?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.37,0:11:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.14,0:11:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Screaming ]\NHah!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.84,0:11:27.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Fresh from their triumphant\Ndebut at Bob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.24,0:11:31.17,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, gallery-quality\Npaintings at sidewalk prices.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.18,0:11:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Art lover,\Ncheck this out!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.41,0:11:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's Dr. Yap.\NHe's my dentist.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.35,0:11:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a good likeness\Nin the face, but, uh,\Nthe proportions are off.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.75,0:11:41.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I--\NThe proportions are right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.39,0:11:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm getting\Nadult braces.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.49,0:11:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,So?\NSo I should know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.99,0:11:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Yap has short, strong legs,\Nand his torso is--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.56,0:11:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm off to do\Nsome more roller-skating!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.76,0:11:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what?\NI've done all I can\Nfor you hacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.93,0:11:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You refuse to paint\Ntouristy art.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.94,0:11:56.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad won't let me\Ncut off Gene's ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.94,0:11:58.98,Default,,0,0,0,,We're through!\NWe are through!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.97,0:12:01.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm dropping you\Nas my clients,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.04,0:12:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm dropping you\Nas my siblings!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.31,0:12:06.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Go take some art classes,\Nyou wannabes!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.45,0:12:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Andy, Ollie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.45,0:12:09.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm?\NHuh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.22,0:12:11.49,Default,,0,0,0,,You too, Red.\NCome here.\NHuh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.25,0:12:13.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You ever\Nheard of the game...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.19,0:12:16.19,Default,,0,0,0,,"you guys paint\Nwhatever I say\Nand then I sell it"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.19,0:12:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Does the winner\Nget a hug from Ollie?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.53,0:12:22.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, Andy, you can have\None of those any old time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.53,0:12:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,- Now? Sugar.\N- Mmm! Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.40,0:12:27.07,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\Nstop hugging!\NLet's paint!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.07,0:12:30.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's paint shells\Nand sunsets and crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.00,0:12:31.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All ]\NYay!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.04,0:12:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Attention, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.08,0:12:39.15,Default,,0,0,0,,This installation\Nis not approved\Nby the Art Crawl Association.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.15,0:12:42.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It's obscene and should be\Ntaken down immediately!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.15,0:12:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll tell you this.\NIt doesn't need to be approved\Nby the Art Crawl Association...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.12,0:12:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,because this is now\Na permanent installation.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.86,0:12:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Gasps ]\N- Permanent?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.89,0:12:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll regret this, Bob!\NOh, is that a threat?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.36,0:12:57.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, when I threaten you,\Nyou'll know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.43,0:13:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, when she threatens you,\Nyou'll know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.30,0:13:02.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, was that\Na threat?\NYou bet it was!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.94,0:13:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that supposed\Nto scare me?\NDefi-- [ Coughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.88,0:13:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Wheezing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.91,0:13:12.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\N[ Coughing, Wheezing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.41,0:13:13.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You want some water?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.21,0:13:15.18,Default,,0,0,0,,He would never\Ndrink your water!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.18,0:13:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I really need some--\N[ Coughing, Wheezing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.22,0:13:20.59,Default,,0,0,0,,He's fine!\NYou're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.59,0:13:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasping ]\NCould use some water.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.26,0:13:23.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You're fine.\NBob, water.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.46,0:13:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,No! He'd rather die\Nthan drink your water!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.13,0:13:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't.\NYes, he would!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.46,0:13:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'll drink it!\N- No water, Harold!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.53,0:13:33.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Please!\NNever!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.37,0:13:36.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whimpering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.01,0:13:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.98,0:13:48.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Edith.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.95,0:13:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Unbelievable.\NThis is nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.19,0:13:53.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\NEdith would do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.49,0:13:55.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NMy artwork!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.59,0:13:56.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ruined!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.49,0:14:00.03,Default,,0,0,0,,They painted underpants\Non my beautiful anuses!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.03,0:14:03.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle. Gayle, no need\Nto go off the deep end, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.60,0:14:05.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be flattered, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.27,0:14:07.47,Default,,0,0,0,,All the great artists\Nget censored.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.47,0:14:10.31,Default,,0,0,0,,They do not.\NYes, yes!\NAll of 'em do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.30,0:14:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Every-- All the good ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.97,0:14:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God, what a whirlwind\Nwe've been on.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.51,0:14:17.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel, like,\Nlet's just put this\Nall behind us and move on.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.21,0:14:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going down there.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.65,0:14:20.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Where?\NTo see Edith.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.01,0:14:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, don't do\Nanything crazy.\N[ Bell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.42,0:14:24.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not crazy.\NThey're crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.42,0:14:27.09,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're not gonna\Nget away with it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.36,0:14:31.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Glue that shell\Nin the middle, Andy!\NWhat are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.69,0:14:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,My hand is cramping up!\NI ate too much glue!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.13,0:14:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Andy, Ollie, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.10,0:14:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I'm pushing you because\Nyou've got talent, babies.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.54,0:14:45.14,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna take care of you.\NOh, you better believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.14,0:14:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,But first you gotta make\Nsome money for Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.34,0:14:49.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, babies?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.18,0:14:51.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You too, Red.\NWhat's your name,\Nsweetheart?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.71,0:14:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Devin McJim--\NShut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.38,0:14:56.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't matter!\NStop talking!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.22,0:14:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Start working!\NWork!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.39,0:15:00.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Shells go in the middle!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.69,0:15:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Whimpers ]\N- Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.59,0:15:03.56,Default,,0,0,0,,One-of-a-kind\Noriginal.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.56,0:15:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Help support these poor\Ndeformed orphans.\N[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.56,0:15:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Twenty bucks.\N[ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.36,0:15:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. Dad's pissed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.10,0:15:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a take five.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.74,0:15:17.24,Default,,0,0,0,,For me!\NNot you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.24,0:15:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.14,0:15:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look, everyone.\NThe town pornographer.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.28,0:15:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Can it, Edith.\NI'm here to get an apology.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.15,0:15:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,For what-- standing up\Nfor artistic integrity\Nand common decency?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.58,0:15:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing decent\Nabout what you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.18,0:15:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,First you tried to tell me\Nwhat to put on my walls.\NThen you vandalized it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.09,0:15:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you no shame?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.69,0:15:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I have no idea what\Nyou're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.43,0:15:39.73,Default,,0,0,0,,And neither does he.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.73,0:15:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hit her, Dad!\NI'm not gonna hit her,\NLouise.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.63,0:15:44.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hit her, Dad!\NGene? Tina?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.40,0:15:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you two\Ndoing here?\NLearning to paint.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.63,0:15:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We're honing our craft.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.77,0:15:50.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, well, good luck\Ntrying to polish a turd.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.71,0:15:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, I thought\Nyou hated my kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.14,0:15:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,My art workshop\Nis open to all\Nwho respect art.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.08,0:15:58.05,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'll have\Nto ask you to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.05,0:15:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Then ask me.\NPlease leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.55,0:16:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Not before\NI get an apology.\NNot on your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.65,0:16:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Have it your way,\Nart lady!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.75,0:16:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.29,0:16:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Poke her in the eye\Nwith the brush.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.62,0:16:08.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I've got\Na better idea, Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.59,0:16:11.23,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing ]\NTake that!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.36,0:16:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Gasps ]\N- Dad, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.19,0:16:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an anus.\N[ All Gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.06,0:16:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,What else would it be?\NWhat has this been\Nall about?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.77,0:16:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You call that an anus?\NIt looks just like\Na black dot!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.30,0:16:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of anus\Nis that?\NOh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.57,0:16:26.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Harold, it looks like I'll\Nneed to practice a little more.\NI'll say.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.67,0:16:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- How about one right here!\N- [ Harold, Edith Gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.01,0:16:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,And what about here!\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.18,0:16:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- This one might need an anus!\N- [ Edith Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.18,0:16:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,How about this lighthouse!\NIt has an anus now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.12,0:16:36.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Harold, Edith Gasp ]\N- Looking good, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.68,0:16:40.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thanks, Tine.\N- Rip that lighthouse\Na new one, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.52,0:16:41.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel so alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.72,0:16:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what\NGod must feel like.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.56,0:16:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, tell your mother\Nnot to wait up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.39,0:16:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Use the brown!\NUse the brown!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.63,0:16:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You should've seen it, Mom.\NDad went nuts!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.70,0:16:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.64,0:16:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I got justice, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.77,0:17:01.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad painted an anus\Non a lighthouse.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.64,0:17:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. And on a mountain and on\Na sunset and on a sailboat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.38,0:17:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And on Dr. Yap.\NAnd Ken.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.25,0:17:11.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'm sorry I painted\Non your paintings, kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.15,0:17:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,They were\Nin the line of fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.35,0:17:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You painted anuses\Non paintings?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.42,0:17:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Gayle?\NI gotta tell her\Nhow I stood up for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.32,0:17:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's in the basement\Ntrying to get the underwear\Noff her paintings.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.13,0:17:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You shouldn't have\Ndone it, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.16,0:17:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you kidding, Lin?\NIt's the best thing\NI've ever done in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.27,0:17:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NOw.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.30,0:17:27.30,Default,,0,0,0,,See, that's how\Nyou put on handcuffs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.30,0:17:30.26,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't look\Ntight enough to me.\NWhy are these on me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.27,0:17:32.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you\Nanally defaced\Nher property.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.41,0:17:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,But she started it.\NLook what she did.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.81,0:17:37.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. I like the new direction\Nand wish I could take credit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.48,0:17:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,But like I said,\NI had nothing to do with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.88,0:17:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll see about that.\NI'm pressing charges.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.72,0:17:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna take this\Nto court!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.82,0:17:46.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Now you're\Ncharging her?\NThis is confusin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.82,0:17:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,- Is Dad going to jail?\N- I'll wait for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.86,0:17:52.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Word of advice, Dad.\NDon't tell your cell mate\Nwhat you're in for.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.76,0:17:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope our new dad\Nis a blond.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.83,0:17:56.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't take it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.70,0:17:58.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Edith didn't\Npaint the underwear!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.60,0:18:00.57,Default,,0,0,0,,- I did it!\N- [ All Gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.57,0:18:03.34,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You painted all those\Nunderpants, Linda?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.34,0:18:04.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I couldn't help it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.77,0:18:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Those anuses were\Nhaunting me in my sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.38,0:18:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Macabre ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.74,0:18:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Male Chorus ]\N♪ Butts, butts\Nbutts, butts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.38,0:18:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, butts\Nbutts, butts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.75,0:18:17.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Wha--\N[ Shrieking ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.82,0:18:20.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, our butts\NOur butts are beautiful ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.25,0:18:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, our butts\NOur butts are beautiful ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.72,0:18:25.59,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, butts, butts
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.89,0:18:29.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Whoa!\NAnu-- Anus! Anus!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.20,0:18:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.36,0:18:32.43,Default,,0,0,0,,You were the one who said\Nwe had to support your sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.43,0:18:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I did support her--\Nuntil I figured out\Na way to destroy her art...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.57,0:18:39.81,Default,,0,0,0,,while preserving\Nher feelings\Nand blaming someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.81,0:18:41.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought\Nthose looked familiar.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.51,0:18:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah. Mom, you painted\Nyour own underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.98,0:18:48.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What? How do you know\Nwhat my underwear\Nlooks like?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.52,0:18:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,How don't I know?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.65,0:18:50.92,Default,,0,0,0,,She wears it\Naround the house,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.92,0:18:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,,flaunting it\Nlike she's all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.95,0:18:53.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I do not!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.82,0:18:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Bobby,\Nlet's go to jail.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.79,0:18:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait, wait, wait.\NCan't I--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.29,0:18:58.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Edith, can't I just\Npay for the paintings?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.39,0:19:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the retail value\Nof what you destroyed\Nwas over a thousand dollars!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.36,0:19:03.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll give you 200.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.96,0:19:06.19,Default,,0,0,0,,We haven't sold a burger\Nall week, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.20,0:19:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't have\Nthat kind of money.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.50,0:19:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I got this one, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.64,0:19:14.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Are we good here?\NFine! We'll take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.58,0:19:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Me and you\Ncan settle up later.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.24,0:19:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Where the hell'd you get\Nall that money from?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.88,0:19:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh. Don't ask. Don't ask.\NIt's Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.75,0:19:22.72,Default,,0,0,0,,But--\NShh! Shh, shh,\Nshh, shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.72,0:19:25.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise. What?\NShut your mouth.\NIt's Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.39,0:19:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But I--\NBut the mon--\NShh!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.62,0:19:28.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut your mouth.\NShut your mouth.\NBut where did you--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.96,0:19:30.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I said shut your mouth.\NIt's Art Crawl.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.76,0:19:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Harold,\Nlet's get out\Nof this ass parlor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.20,0:19:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It stinks.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.70,0:19:38.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.30,0:19:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, none of this\Nwould have happened...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.73,0:19:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,if you'd just been honest\Nwith your sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.70,0:19:45.43,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true, Mom.\NI've been honest with these two\Nsince the day Gene got fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.44,0:19:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember the ice cream\Nsandwich that did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.84,0:19:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I regret nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.98,0:19:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And Tina--\Nbad breath every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.58,0:19:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Not if you like fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.81,0:19:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,See how tough they are?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.68,0:19:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been\Ndesensitized.\NI'm so numb.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.78,0:19:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, from now on,\NI'm going to be honest\Nwith my sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.79,0:20:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,She deserves\Nto know the truth.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.59,0:20:03.43,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gayle ]\NI did it!\NI did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.42,0:20:04.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I fixed all the paintings!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.83,0:20:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I added pants and huge,\Npendulous breasts.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.00,0:20:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm so excited!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.93,0:20:12.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's\Nmy best work ever.\NWhat do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.87,0:20:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not hearing anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.84,0:20:18.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.40,0:20:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Gayle,\Nit's beautiful.\NThey're great.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.41,0:20:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- They look great.\N- They're great!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.41,0:20:23.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Bob ] I love them.\N- Fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.98,0:20:25.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, they are.\NVery, very.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.38,0:20:27.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, look at that.\NI knew it!\NI knew they were great!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.48,0:20:32.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, you hang these,\Nand I'm gonna go back down\Nand finish the rest of 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.29,0:20:34.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I couldn't do it.\NI wouldn't have done it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.02,0:20:36.42,Default,,0,0,0,,There's exceptions\Nto the honesty policy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.42,0:20:38.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Lin,\Nyou did the right thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.93,0:20:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank you\Nfor supporting me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.86,0:20:42.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to hug each\Nand every one of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.80,0:20:45.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here, all of you!\NCome on!\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.30,0:20:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I love my family!\NI can't breathe.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.44,0:20:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you.\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.54,0:20:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Squealing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.44,0:20:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Wind Blowing ]\N[ Seagulls Squawking ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.71,0:20:55.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think\Nshe's coming back?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.31,0:20:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.\NI'm so cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.88,0:20:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut me open\Nand crawl inside me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.81,0:21:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,One of us\Nshould live.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.88,0:21:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Louise ]\NMama's comin' back, and Mama\Nbetter see some paintings!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.59,0:21:08.46,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Both Scream ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.46,0:21:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Macabre ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.36,0:21:14.90,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Male Chorus ]\N♪ Butts, butts\Nbutts, butts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.90,0:21:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, butts\Nbutts, butts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.93,0:21:19.57,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Our butts, our butts\NOur butts are beautiful ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.57,0:21:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, our butts\NOur butts are beautiful ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.80,0:21:24.46,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, our butts\NOur butts are beautiful ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.47,0:21:27.27,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Butts, butts, butts
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.41,0:21:35.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get\Nout of this\Nass parlor.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.98,0:21:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It stinks.