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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.33,0:00:04.94,Default,THE TRICK TO CEREAL IS KEEPING\N70% ABOVE THE MILK.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.94,0:00:07.21,Default,JERRY, GET A JOB.\N[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.21,0:00:08.64,Default,UH, W-WHY\NDON'T YOU GET IT, JERRY?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.64,0:00:10.81,Default,YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE,\NAND YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.81,0:00:12.85,Default,[ SIGHS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.85,0:00:14.35,Default,DELIVERY FOR RICK.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.35,0:00:15.98,Default,MORNING, SUMMER, BETH,\NAND JERRY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.98,0:00:17.18,Default,GROSS.\NWHAT IS THAT THING?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.18,0:00:18.55,Default,IT'S A COURIER FLAP.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.55,0:00:20.15,Default,IT'S LIKE THE INTERGALACTIC\NVERSION OF U.P.S.,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.15,0:00:21.79,Default,BUT LESS OFF-PUTTING.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:23.06,Default,OH, SHIIIT!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.06,0:00:25.12,Default,IT LOOKS LIKE AN EGG-VITE\NFROM BIRDPERSON.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.13,0:00:27.16,Default,MUST BE TIME\NFOR HIS ANNUAL OSCAR PARTY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.16,0:00:28.86,Default,AND, BY THE WAY,\NOUR TV SIGNALS TAKE LIGHT YEARS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.86,0:00:30.13,Default,TO REACH HIS PLANET.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:31.86,Default,NOBODY TELL HIM\NTHAT "BRAVEHEART" WINS.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.87,0:00:34.70,Default,[ MUSIC PLAYS ]\N{\i1}GREETINGS.{\i0}\N{\i1}THIS IS BIRDPERSON.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.70,0:00:35.97,Default,{\i1}AND TAMMY!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.97,0:00:37.30,Default,{\i1}INVITING YOU{\i0}\N{\i1}TO PLANET SQUANCH{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.30,0:00:38.74,Default,{\i1}FOR OUR MATE-MELDING{\i0}\N{\i1}CEREMONY --{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.74,0:00:40.37,Default,BLUGH!\N[ Muffled ]\N{\i1}IF YOU'RE FROM EARTH,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.37,0:00:41.87,Default,{\i1}THAT MEANS{\i0}\N{\i1}WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.88,0:00:43.14,Default,OH, MY GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.14,0:00:44.98,Default,MY FRIEND TAMMY'S\NMARRYING BIRDPERSON!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.98,0:00:46.08,Default,WHAT THE HELL\NIS A BIRDPERSON?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.08,0:00:47.35,Default,HE'S RICK'S\NBEST FRIEND.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.35,0:00:49.01,Default,UH, L-LET'S NOT\NGET CARRIED AWAY, MORTY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.02,0:00:50.75,Default,WOULD YOU LIKE TO RSVP\NOR SEND A GIFT?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.75,0:00:53.22,Default,NO. WEDDINGS ARE BASICALLY\NFUNERALS WITH CAKE.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.22,0:00:54.72,Default,IF I WANTED TO WATCH SOMEONE\NTHROW THEIR LIFE AWAY,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.72,0:00:56.66,Default,[BURPS]\NI'D HANG OUT WITH JERRY ALL DAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.66,0:00:58.19,Default,AFFIRMATIVE!\NRETURNING TO SENDER.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.19,0:01:00.36,Default,NO, HOLD ON, STAY,\NCOURIER FLAPS.\NSTAYING!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.36,0:01:02.59,Default,DAD, YOU HAVE A FRIEND\NTHAT'S GETTING MARRIED.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.60,0:01:03.56,Default,THAT'S A BIG DEAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.56,0:01:05.40,Default,IT'S A BIG DEAL\NHE HAS A FRIEND.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.40,0:01:07.90,Default,WHAT DO YOU KNOW\NABOUT FRIENDSHIP, JERRY?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.90,0:01:09.37,Default,CONFIRMED,\NSHIPPING JERRY.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.37,0:01:10.70,Default,[ Muffled ]\NWHOA, WHOA, WAIT! AAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.70,0:01:11.67,Default,OH, GOD!\NJERRY!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.67,0:01:12.50,Default,DAD!     DAD!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.51,0:01:14.84,Default,WHERE IS IT\NTAKING HIM?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.84,0:01:16.58,Default,I ASSUME\NPLANET SQUANCH --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.58,0:01:18.51,Default,6,000 LIGHT YEARS\NACROSS THE GALAXY.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:20.41,Default,WHOA, T-THAT'S --\NTHAT'S INSANE!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.41,0:01:23.38,Default,YEAH, I KNOW. NOW WE HAVE TO\NGO TO THE WEDDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.38,0:01:26.09,Default,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.08,0:01:56.72,Default,[  {\i1}UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING{\i0}]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.72,0:01:58.62,Default,[ BOTTLES RATTLING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.82,0:02:05.56,Default,RICK SANCHEZ!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.56,0:02:07.06,Default,YOU PSYCHO BAG\NOF SQUANCH!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.06,0:02:08.39,Default,HEY, WHAT'S UP,\NSQUANCHY?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.40,0:02:09.56,Default,Summer and Morty:\NHEY, SQUANCHY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.56,0:02:12.13,Default,MORTY, SUMMER!\NAND YOU MUST BE BETH.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.13,0:02:14.27,Default,MWAH!\NENSQUANCHE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.27,0:02:17.17,Default,YOU'RE LANGUAGE HAS THE WORD\N"SQUANCH" IN IT A LOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.17,0:02:18.94,Default,DOESN'T THAT BECOME TEDIOUS\NAND WORN OUT,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.41,Default,LIKE THE SMURF THING?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.41,0:02:22.84,Default,BETH, SQUANCHY CULTURE\NIS MORE CONTEXTUAL THAN LITERAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.84,0:02:25.84,Default,YOU JUST SAY WHAT'S IN YOUR\NSQUANCH AND PEOPLE UNDERSTAND.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.85,0:02:26.95,Default,OH. OKAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.95,0:02:29.92,Default,I  {\i1}SQUANCH{\i0}MY FAMILY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.92,0:02:31.25,Default,UH...\NWHAT, I DO.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.25,0:02:32.35,Default,I SQUANCH MY FAMILY.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.35,0:02:34.32,Default,STOP SAYING IT.\NGROSS.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.32,0:02:35.49,Default,COME ON IN, GUYS.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.49,0:02:37.52,Default,THE GUEST ARE HAVING\NCOCKSQUANCHES.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.19,0:02:41.99,Default,[ GROANING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.00,0:02:43.46,Default,[ GASPS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.46,0:02:45.20,Default,WHERE AM I?!\NYOU'RE AT A WEDDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.20,0:02:46.77,Default,GO CHANGE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.77,0:02:49.47,Default,♪ AND I'M AN ALIEN\NWITH JAZZ RAP STYLE ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.47,0:02:52.27,Default,♪ JAZZ RAPPING\NFOR AN ALIEN MILE ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.27,0:02:54.77,Default,♪ FAT BEATS AND AN ALIEN SMILE
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.78,0:02:57.78,Default,♪ JAZZ SPACE PHONE,\NALIEN DIAL IS MY FRIEND ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.78,0:02:59.68,Default,♪ I GOT A MOUTHFUL OF JAZZ\NFOR YOUR ASS ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.68,0:03:00.95,Default,[ CRYING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.95,0:03:02.45,Default,♪ AND I'M GONNA KEEP JAZZING
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.45,0:03:04.12,Default,[ BOTH SQUEALING ]\NOH, YOU MADE IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.12,0:03:05.62,Default,I WOULDN'T IT\NFOR THE WORLD!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.62,0:03:08.29,Default,OH, MY GOD.\NI LOVE YOUR RING.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.29,0:03:11.16,Default,THANKS. IT WAS\NBIRDPERSON'S GRANDMOTHER'S.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.16,0:03:13.03,Default,SHE FOUGHT\NA SQUIRREL FOR IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.03,0:03:14.33,Default,BIRDPERSON.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.33,0:03:16.50,Default,RICK, I AM PLEASED\NYOU AND YOUR FAMILY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.50,0:03:18.63,Default,COULD WITNESS MY MELDING\NWITH TAMMY.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.63,0:03:19.70,Default,OUR PLEASURE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.70,0:03:21.70,Default,YEAH, I JUST HOPE\NYOU GOT A PRE-MELD.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.70,0:03:22.83,Default,RICK!\NWHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.84,0:03:24.20,Default,IT'S JUST A PRACTICAL WAY\NOF MAKING SURE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.21,0:03:25.47,Default,THAT WHEN SHE'S\NDONE WITH YOU,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.47,0:03:26.81,Default,YOU CAN GET\NONE OF YOUR BALLS BACK.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.81,0:03:27.81,Default,JESUS, DAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.81,0:03:29.21,Default,HE'S JUST GRUMPY\NFROM THE FLIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.21,0:03:30.98,Default,OHH, I-I WAS HAPPY\NON THE FLIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.98,0:03:32.71,Default,I'M GRUMPY\NFROM THE LANDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.71,0:03:34.15,Default,[ SIGHS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.15,0:03:35.35,Default,WELL, I LOOKED\NAT THE GUEST BOOK.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.35,0:03:37.08,Default,WE DON'T KNOW\NA DAMN PERSON HERE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.08,0:03:39.82,Default,HI! JERRY SMITH --\NFATHER OF THE BRIDE'S FRIEND.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.82,0:03:41.92,Default,ADVERTISING IS MY USUAL GAME,\NBUT I'M BETWEEN --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.92,0:03:44.32,Default,JERRY, STOP NETWORKING.\NWE'RE IN SPACE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.33,0:03:45.82,Default,"JERRY, GET A JOB!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.83,0:03:47.86,Default,JERRY, DON'T LOOK FOR A JOB\NAT AN ALIEN WEDDING!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.86,0:03:49.16,Default,I DON'T GET YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.16,0:03:50.50,Default,THIS IS THE CLOSEST\NI'VE EVER GOTTEN
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.50,0:03:51.90,Default,TO THIS PART\NOF MY FATHER'S LIFE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.90,0:03:53.17,Default,I DON'T WANT\NTO BLOW IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.17,0:03:54.77,Default,OKAY, I GET IT.\NI'M CRAMPING YOUR STYLE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.77,0:03:57.27,Default,YOU SAY YOU GET IT, BUT\NI'M SCARED YOU'LL KEEP DOING IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.27,0:03:59.67,Default,LOOK, HERE'S SOME HUMANS\NYOU CAN PRACTICE ON.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.67,0:04:01.57,Default,YOU MUST BE\NSUMMER'S MOM AND DAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.58,0:04:03.84,Default,WE'RE TAMMY'S PARENTS --\NPAT AND DONNA GUTERMAN.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.84,0:04:05.01,Default,HI. BETH.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.01,0:04:06.38,Default,THIS IS JERRY.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.38,0:04:09.01,Default,SO YOU'RE TEENAGE DAUGHTER'S\NMARRYING A BIRDMAN.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.02,0:04:10.35,Default,ARE YOU GUYS\N{\i1}DOWN{\i0} WITH THAT?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.35,0:04:11.88,Default,[ CHUCKLES ]\NNO PUN INTENDED.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.89,0:04:13.35,Default,WE'RE QUITE PROUD.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.35,0:04:16.26,Default,HE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON\NAND AN INCREDIBLE BIRD.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.26,0:04:18.12,Default,STILL, WHAT IS HE, 40?\N[ CHUCKLES ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.13,0:04:19.39,Default,IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.39,0:04:21.56,Default,WHEN HE WAS 30,\NSHE WAS AN ACTUAL CHILD.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.56,0:04:23.40,Default,WHEN HE WAS HER AGE,\NSHE WASN'T BORN.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.40,0:04:25.43,Default,WHEN HE WAS, LET'S SEE,\NLIKE, 18,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.43,0:04:28.53,Default,SHE WAS LITERALLY\NIN THERE IN YOUR WOMB.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.54,0:04:29.97,Default,IMAGINE BEING PREGNANT\NWITH YOUR DAUGHTER
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.97,0:04:31.80,Default,AND A BIRD TEENAGER\NCOMES INTO YOUR HOME AND SAYS,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.81,0:04:33.81,Default,"I'LL TAKE THAT.\NI'LL HAVE SEX WITH THAT."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.81,0:04:35.44,Default,[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]\NGIVE US ONE SECOND.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.44,0:04:37.71,Default,OOF!\NWERE YOU BORN WITH YOUR FEET\NIN YOUR MOUTH?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.71,0:04:39.08,Default,I WAS TRANSPORTED HERE\NAGAINST MY WILL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.08,0:04:40.48,Default,IN A MEATBALL,\NALL RIGHT?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.48,0:04:42.81,Default,SO TAKE YOUR ATTITUDE\NTO THE MEN'S SECTION OF KMART,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.82,0:04:45.48,Default,'CAUSE YOU NEED TO CUT ME\NSOME SLACK...S.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.49,0:04:46.82,Default,I WANT YOU TO STAND\NIN THE CORNER
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.82,0:04:48.75,Default,AND FACE THE CORNER\NAND TALK TO NOBODY.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.76,0:04:51.72,Default,MAYBE...I...WILL.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.73,0:04:53.76,Default,YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT BEING\NVERY SUPPORTIVE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.76,0:04:55.56,Default,OF BIRDPERSON\NON HIS BIG DAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.56,0:04:57.73,Default,BIRDPERSON'S BIG DAY,\NMORTY,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.73,0:05:01.27,Default,WAS AT BLOOD RIDGE\NON GLAPFLAP'S THIRD MOON
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.27,0:05:03.17,Default,AGAINST\NTHE GROMFLAMITES!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.17,0:05:05.50,Default,THIS?\NTHIS IS A LOSING BATTLE.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.51,0:05:07.51,Default,GEEZ, RICK,\NIT'S NOT LIKE HE'S DYING.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.51,0:05:08.84,Default,HE'S GETTING MARRIED!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.84,0:05:10.44,Default,I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK'S\NGONNA HAPPEN
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.44,0:05:12.14,Default,IF YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP\NA LITTLE BIT?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.15,0:05:13.65,Default,I MEAN, LOOK AROUND.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.65,0:05:16.52,Default,THIS IS YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS\NALL AROUND YOU, YOU KNOW?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.52,0:05:17.92,Default,TAKE THE DAY OFF.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.92,0:05:19.92,Default,THERE'S NOTHING TO RUN FROM,\NNOTHING TO FIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.92,0:05:22.12,Default,[ WHISTLES ]\NTHAT'S HIS LAST NAME.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.12,0:05:23.26,Default,ARE YOU\NHYPHENATING IT?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.26,0:05:24.76,Default,SQUANCH THIS, MO-FO.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.76,0:05:25.86,Default,[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.86,0:05:27.93,Default,GOOD ONE, MORTY.\NEXCUSE ME, BARTENDER.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.93,0:05:29.93,Default,CAN YOU MAKE ME\NA DUMB GRANDSON PEP TALK?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.93,0:05:33.17,Default,IT'S ONE PART LAME ADVICE ABOUT\NSTUFF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.17,0:05:34.67,Default,AND A {\i1}LOT{\i0} OF VODKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.67,0:05:36.44,Default,MM-HMM.\NI HAVE A LOT OF VODKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.44,0:05:37.37,Default,THEN I'LL TAKE\NONE OF THOSE.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.37,0:05:39.00,Default,I DON'T NEED THE REST.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.01,0:05:40.61,Default,GOD, WHATEVER, RICK.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.61,0:05:42.44,Default,OH, IT SOUNDS LIKE\NYOU AND MY DAD HAVE
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.44,0:05:43.71,Default,A LONG HISTORY\NTOGETHER.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.71,0:05:45.34,Default,WISH I COULD SAY\NTHE SAME.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.35,0:05:47.18,Default,THE ROAD YOUR FATHER AND I\NWALKED TOGETHER
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.18,0:05:51.32,Default,IS SOAKED DEEPLY WITH THE BLOOD\NOF BOTH FRIENDS AND ENEMIES.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.32,0:05:52.45,Default,MUST BE NICE.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.45,0:05:54.49,Default,UM, I USED TO\NHAVE TO DRAW HIM
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.49,0:05:56.05,Default,INTO FAMILY PHOTOS\NWITH A CRAYON.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.06,0:05:58.69,Default,THE WAR IN WHICH WE FOUGHT\NIS FAR FROM OVER.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.69,0:06:00.39,Default,WE LIVE OUR LIVES\NIN HIDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.39,0:06:02.46,Default,I GUESS I SHOULD\NBE HAPPY FOR YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.46,0:06:05.06,Default,I MEAN, GREAT,\NYOU GUYS GOT TO HANG OUT.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.07,0:06:06.63,Default,I HOPE YOU HAD\NA BLAST.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.63,0:06:09.00,Default,THE GALACTIC GOVERNMENT\NCONSIDERS US TERRORISTS.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.00,0:06:11.57,Default,IT'S UNWISE OF ME\NTO SHARE THESE DETAILS,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.57,0:06:13.17,Default,BUT I'VE\NBECOME INEBRIATED.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.17,0:06:14.51,Default,I DON'T KNOW\NIF YOU CAN APPRECIATE
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.51,0:06:16.98,Default,WHAT IT MEANS TO GROW UP\NWITHOUT A FATHER, BUT --
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.98,0:06:18.48,Default,THE GUEST LIST\NAT THIS WEDDING
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.48,0:06:21.38,Default,INCLUDES 17 OF THE FEDERATION'S\NMOST WANTED.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.38,0:06:23.38,Default,WE HAVE COMMITTED\NNUMEROUS ATROCITIES
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.38,0:06:25.05,Default,IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.05,0:06:26.42,Default,ANNND DURING THAT TIME,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.42,0:06:28.15,Default,I DON'T SUPPOSE HE\NEVER MENTIONED HIS DAUGHTER.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.16,0:06:29.65,Default,ARE THOSE BABY QUICHES?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.66,0:06:30.89,Default,NIGHT CRAWLER PATE.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.89,0:06:33.16,Default,I SHOULD PREPARE\NFOR THE CEREMONY.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.16,0:06:35.19,Default,LIKE TALKING\NTO A BRICK WALL.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.20,0:06:36.60,Default,[ SQUAWKING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.60,0:06:38.66,Default,IN THE NAME OF THE SQUANCH,\NTHE SIX RIVERS,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.67,0:06:40.67,Default,THE FOUR SQUANCHES,\NAND THE NINE BALLS,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.67,0:06:44.87,Default,I UNITE THESE TWO ORGANISMS\NIN ETERNAL SQUANCH!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.87,0:06:46.94,Default,TAMMY, YOU MAY\NSQUANCH YOUR VOWS NOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.94,0:06:49.67,Default,BIRDPERSON...\N[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.68,0:06:53.88,Default,YOU ARE MY SEED,\NMY WORM, MY EARLINESS,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.88,0:06:55.41,Default,AND MY LACK OF CATS.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.42,0:06:58.12,Default,I PROMISE TO BE YOURS\NUNTIL YOUR DEATH.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.12,0:06:59.25,Default,NICE!\NAll: AWW!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.25,0:07:00.69,Default,BIRDPERSON.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.69,0:07:03.56,Default,TAMMY, I WAS APPROACHING\NINFERTILITY WHEN I MET YOU,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.56,0:07:05.36,Default,BUT THERE IS STILL TIME.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.36,0:07:07.09,Default,I AM YOURS\NUNTIL MY DEATH.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.09,0:07:08.53,Default,All: AWW!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.53,0:07:09.93,Default,[ Burping ]\NAWW.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.93,0:07:13.53,Default,I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU\NSQUANCH AND BIRDPERSON!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.53,0:07:15.87,Default,[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE\NAND PROFANE KISSING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.37,0:07:23.54,Default,♪ GIRL, YOU GOT IT GOING ON
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.54,0:07:26.75,Default,[ CHILDREN LAUGHING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.75,0:07:29.11,Default,[ Monotone ]\NI AM NOT STARING AT YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.12,0:07:32.32,Default,I AM A CYBORG PHOTOGRAPHER.\NJUST ACT NATURAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.32,0:07:33.92,Default,THIS IS A CANDID SHOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.92,0:07:36.25,Default,I DON'T REQUIRE\NA CAMERA SO --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.26,0:07:37.89,Default,SORRY.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.89,0:07:40.13,Default,HI.\NI AM NOT STARING AT YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.96,0:07:43.06,Default,[ SCREAMS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.60,0:07:45.96,Default,[ CLINKING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.97,0:07:47.57,Default,UH, HI, EVERYBODY.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.57,0:07:49.07,Default,I'M RI[BURPS]CK.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.07,0:07:54.07,Default,YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST\NMET BIRDPERSON, HE WAS, UHH...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.07,0:07:56.07,Default,LISTEN, I'M NOT THE NICEST GUY\NIN THE UNIVERSE
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.08,0:07:57.24,Default,BECAUSE I'M THE SMARTEST.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.24,0:07:59.14,Default,AND BEING NICE IS SOMETHING\NSTUPID PEOPLE DO
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.15,0:08:00.58,Default,TO HEDGE THEIR BETS.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.58,0:08:01.78,Default,NOW, I HAVEN'T BEEN\NEXACTLY SUBTLE
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.78,0:08:03.42,Default,ABOUT HOW LITTLE\NI TRUST MARRIAGE.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.42,0:08:04.75,Default,I COULDN'T MAKE IT WORK,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.75,0:08:06.18,Default,AND I COULD TURN A BLACK HOLE\NINTO A SUN,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.19,0:08:08.62,Default,SO AT A CERTAIN POINT,\NYOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.62,0:08:10.12,Default,WHAT ARE THE ODDS\NTHIS IS LEGIT
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.12,0:08:12.02,Default,AND NOT JUST SOME BIG LIE\NWE'RE ALL TELLING OURSELVES
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.03,0:08:13.76,Default,BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID\NTO DIE ALONE?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.76,0:08:16.46,Default,BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S\NEXACTLY HOW WE ALL DIE -- ALONE.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.46,0:08:17.50,Default,OH, BOY.\NOH, DAD.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.50,0:08:18.63,Default,JESUS.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.63,0:08:20.67,Default,BUT -- BUT...\NHERE'S THE THING.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.67,0:08:22.43,Default,BIRDPERSON IS MY BEST FRIEND,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.44,0:08:25.60,Default,AND IF HE LOVES TAMMY, WELL,\NTHEN I LOVE TAMMY, TOO.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.61,0:08:28.27,Default,[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.28,0:08:31.84,Default,TO FRIENDSHIP, TO LOVE, AND\NTO MY GREATEST ADVENTURE YET --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.85,0:08:34.35,Default,OPENING MYSELF UP\NTO OTHERS.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.35,0:08:35.95,Default,Summer: HEAR, HEAR!\NCHEERS!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.95,0:08:38.12,Default,CHEERS TO THAT,\NMOTHER[BLEEP]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.12,0:08:39.32,Default,THANK YOU, RICK.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.32,0:08:40.65,Default,THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.65,0:08:43.82,Default,GOSH, I LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM,\NAND I THINK,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.82,0:08:45.96,Default,"UH, TAMMY,\NYOU'RE A HIGH-SCHOOL SENIOR
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.96,0:08:47.53,Default,FROM THE PLANET EARTH,\NAND YOU'RE MARRYING
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.53,0:08:50.30,Default,A 40-YEAR-OLD BIRDPERSON?\NLIKE, WHAT?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.30,0:08:51.30,Default,[ LAUGHTER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.30,0:08:52.80,Default,YEAH, TAMMY!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.80,0:08:55.30,Default,BUT THEN I THINK, YOU KNOW,\NIN A LOT OF WAYS,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.30,0:08:58.30,Default,I'M {\i1}NOT{\i0} A HIGH-SCHOOL SENIOR\NFROM THE PLANET EARTH.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.31,0:09:00.37,Default,IN A LOT OF WAYS,\NWHAT I REALLY AM
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.37,0:09:03.64,Default,IS A DEEP-COVER AGENT\NFOR THE GALACTIC FEDERATION,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.64,0:09:05.41,Default,AND YOU GUYS ARE\NA GROUP OF WANTED CRIMINALS,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.41,0:09:08.88,Default,AND THIS ENTIRE BUILDING IS,\NIN A CERTAIN SENSE, SURROUNDED.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.88,0:09:10.48,Default,[ ALL MURMUR ]\NOH, SHIT.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.48,0:09:11.55,Default,I...DON'T GET\NTHE METAPHOR.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.55,0:09:12.92,Default,I'LL EXPLAIN IT\NTO YOU LATER.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.92,0:09:14.69,Default,EVERYONE HERE IS\NUNDER ARREST
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.69,0:09:16.39,Default,FOR CRIMES\NAGAINST THE FEDERATION.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.39,0:09:17.49,Default,{\i1}L'CHAIM!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.49,0:09:18.82,Default,TAMMY,\NWHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.83,0:09:21.03,Default,SIT YOUR\NBIRD ASS DOWN.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.03,0:09:21.99,Default,TAMMY?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.40,0:09:24.66,Default,[ CAWING WEAKLY ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.67,0:09:26.03,Default,BIRDPERSON!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.03,0:09:27.50,Default,NO!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.50,0:09:28.90,Default,[ SCREAMING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.54,0:09:32.74,Default,HOLY --
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.58,0:09:42.68,Default,[ BEEP ]\NDROP THE PORTAL GUN.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.68,0:09:44.98,Default,SLIDE IT TO\NTHE CENTER OF THE ROOM.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.69,0:09:47.95,Default,[ BEEPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.96,0:09:50.26,Default,SOMEBODY CONFISCATE THAT\NAND DON'T DAMAGE IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.26,0:09:51.22,Default,THEY'LL WANT IT AT --
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.22,0:09:52.86,Default,[ WHOOSHING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.86,0:09:55.76,Default,[ HIGH-PITCHED RINGING\NAND MUFFLED BACKGROUND ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.21,0:10:13.91,Default,[ SIGHS, ROARS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.91,0:10:15.48,Default,THERE'S NO TIME\NTO SQUANCH!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.48,0:10:17.32,Default,GET YOUR FAMILY\NOUT OF HERE!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.32,0:10:18.62,Default,I GOT THIS.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.09,0:10:22.05,Default,[ GULPS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.06,0:10:24.22,Default,[ ROARING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.22,0:10:27.09,Default,[ Deep voice ] HOW ABOUT A TASTE\NOF MY SQUANCH?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.09,0:10:28.63,Default,[ GROWLING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.56,0:10:32.23,Default,COME ON, THIS WAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.23,0:10:33.97,Default,SQUANCH THIS!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.50,0:10:39.20,Default,[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.97,0:10:44.08,Default,GOOD THING I GRABBED\NA SPACE WEAPON.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.08,0:10:46.58,Default,THAT'S A CONFETTI GUN,\NYOU [BLEEP] IDIOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.58,0:10:48.15,Default,Beth: DAD!\NHOLD ON TIGHT!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.68,0:10:52.25,Default,AAAH!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.99,0:10:57.62,Default,AAAAH!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.62,0:10:59.76,Default,[ SIRENS WAILING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.76,0:11:01.66,Default,GOD DAMN IT!\NGOD DAMN IT!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.83,0:11:09.33,Default,WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED\NBACK THERE?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.34,0:11:12.70,Default,THIS IS ON YOU GUYS.\NI TOLD YOU WEDDINGS ARE STUPID.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.17,0:11:18.38,Default,UH, RICK, IS THERE ANYTHING\NYOU'D LIKE TO TELL US
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.38,0:11:19.94,Default,ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.95,0:11:22.95,Default,WITH THIS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN\NGALACTIC GOVERNMENT?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.95,0:11:25.12,Default,ALL THE IMPORTANT POINTS\NSEEM PRETTY CLEAR, NO?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.12,0:11:27.39,Default,THEY THINK THEY CONTROL\NTHE GALAXY, I DISAGREE.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.39,0:11:29.39,Default,DON'T HATE THE PLAYER,\NHATE THE GAME, SON.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.39,0:11:31.36,Default,HOW COULD YOU BE SO DISHONEST\NWITH THIS FAMILY?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.36,0:11:33.79,Default,OH! OH, SHOULD I HAVE BEEN\NMORE OPEN AND TRUSTING
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.79,0:11:35.13,Default,AND LOVING LIKE,\NOH, I DON'T KNOW,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.13,0:11:37.96,Default,MY NOW DEAD BEST FRIEND?\NOR YOUR DAUGHTER,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.96,0:11:40.57,Default,WHO IS BFFs\NWITH AN INTERGALACTIC NARC?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.57,0:11:41.80,Default,HEY, TAMMY WAS COOL!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.80,0:11:43.80,Default,AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.\NBECAUSE OF YOU!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.80,0:11:45.87,Default,[BLEEP] YOU, SUMMER,\NAND [BLEEP] THE GOVERNMENT,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.87,0:11:47.74,Default,AND [BLEEP] ME\NFOR LETTING MY GUARD DOWN,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.74,0:11:49.41,Default,WHICH I WILL {\i1}NEVER{\i0}\N{\i1}DO AGAIN.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.41,0:11:50.84,Default,GEEZ, RICK!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.84,0:11:53.31,Default,YOU CAN'T SAY F--\N"'F' YOU" TO YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.31,0:11:56.05,Default,I JUST DID, MORTY.\NHERE'S DESSERT. [BLEEP] YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.05,0:11:57.82,Default,LOOK, I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD\NA TOUGH WEDDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.82,0:11:59.65,Default,ACTUALLY,\NTHE WEDDING WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.65,0:12:00.85,Default,THE RECEPTION GOT\NOUT OF HAND.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.85,0:12:03.09,Default,ANYWAY, I SAY WE GO HOME,\NSLEEP IT OFF,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.09,0:12:04.99,Default,AND HAVE A FAMILY MEETING\NIN THE MORNING.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.99,0:12:07.26,Default,YEAH, ABOUT GOING HOME,\NWE CAN'T -- EVER.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.26,0:12:08.43,Default,All: WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.43,0:12:09.99,Default,OH, THESE GUYS ARE\NLOOKING FOR US NOW.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.00,0:12:11.50,Default,EARTH WILL BE {\i1}SWARMING{\i0}\N{\i1}WITH THEM.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.50,0:12:12.56,Default,US?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.57,0:12:14.00,Default,JERRY --\NI WANT TO GO HOME!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.00,0:12:15.67,Default,LOOK, ANYONE THAT WANTS\NTO GO BACK TO EARTH
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.67,0:12:16.84,Default,IS FREE TO\NGO BACK TO EARTH.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.84,0:12:18.04,Default,BUT HERE'S\NWHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.04,0:12:19.40,Default,ALIENS BUREAUCRATS ARE GONNA\NARREST YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.41,0:12:21.34,Default,THEY'RE GONNA PUT\NTHE INTERGALACTIC EQUIVALENT
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.34,0:12:24.04,Default,OF [BURPS] JUMPER CABLES\NUNDER YOUR NUTS AND OR LABIA
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.04,0:12:25.88,Default,AND HOOK THEM UP\NTO AN ALIEN CAR BATTERY
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.88,0:12:27.28,Default,UNTIL YOU TELL THEM\NWHERE I AM --
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.28,0:12:29.18,Default,WHICH I GUARANTEE YOU,\NYOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.18,0:12:31.18,Default,WHICH I GUARANTEE\N{\i1}THEY{\i0} WON'T BELIEVE.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.18,0:12:33.12,Default,SO WHO'S HOMESICK?\NBY APPLAUSE.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.12,0:12:35.52,Default,[ SOBBING ]\NLADIES? ANYBODY?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.52,0:12:36.86,Default,WHAT ARE WE\NGOING TO DO?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.86,0:12:38.19,Default,WHERE ARE WE\NGOING TO LIVE?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.19,0:12:40.59,Default,TAKE IT EASY.\NTHIS IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.59,0:12:42.06,Default,[BLEEP] EARTH.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.06,0:12:44.03,Default,YOU REALIZE OUR PLANET'S NAME\NMEANS DIRT, RIGHT?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.03,0:12:45.36,Default,WE'LL FIND A NEW WORLD.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.37,0:12:46.97,Default,COMPUTER, HOW MANY PLANETS\NIN THE MILKY WAY
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.97,0:12:48.93,Default,ARE AT LEAST 90% SIMILAR\NTO EARTH?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.94,0:12:52.30,Default,[ BEEPING ]\NWoman: {\i1}765 KNOWN PLANETS.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.31,0:12:54.97,Default,HOW MANY OF THOSE ARE OUTSIDE\NFEDERAL JURISDICTION?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.98,0:12:57.14,Default,[ BEEPING ]\N{\i1}THREE.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.14,0:12:59.31,Default,SEE?\NOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.31,0:13:00.81,Default,NOW, WHO WANTS\NTO GO SHOPPING
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.81,0:13:03.21,Default,FOR A BRAND-NEW\NMOTHER[BLEEP] WORLD?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.22,0:13:04.38,Default,ALL RIGHT!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.38,0:13:06.08,Default,LOOK AT THIS BABY!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.09,0:13:07.89,Default,WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW\NTHAT WASN'T EARTH?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.89,0:13:09.79,Default,Morty: YES, BECAUSE\NTHERE'S NO AFRICA.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.79,0:13:11.89,Default,PSSH. WHITE-PEOPLE\NPROBLEMS, MORTY.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.89,0:13:14.09,Default,LET'S GO DOWN\NAND CHECK HER OUT.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.09,0:13:16.06,Default,[ THUD, WATER SPLASHING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.06,0:13:17.90,Default,OH. I THOUGHT\NIT WAS FURTHER AWAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.90,0:13:20.47,Default,I UH...I GUESS THIS ONE'S\NA LITTLE SMALL.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.47,0:13:21.93,Default,ALL RIGHT, UH, MAYBE --
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.94,0:13:24.04,Default,MAYBE WE SHOULD GO CHECK OUT\NTHE OTHER TWO, HUH?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.51,0:13:30.31,Default,OKAY,\NTHIS ONE'S BIGGER.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.78,0:13:34.41,Default,THIS LOOKS NICE.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.41,0:13:35.68,Default,MOM, DAD, LOOK!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.68,0:13:37.45,Default,STRAWBERRIES ON A COB!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.45,0:13:38.68,Default,[ MUNCHING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.69,0:13:40.62,Default,WHOA!\NHEY, CHECK THIS OUT!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.62,0:13:42.59,Default,FLOWERS ON A COB!\N[ LAUGHS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.59,0:13:45.76,Default,HUH. STRAWBERRIES AND FLOWERS\NON A COB, HUH?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.76,0:13:47.03,Default,THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.03,0:13:49.69,Default,ARE THOSE...\NMOUNTAINS ON A COB?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.70,0:13:51.16,Default,[ BIRDS CAWING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.63,0:13:54.27,Default,Rick: OH, MY GOD.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.77,0:14:00.17,Default,GET IN THE SHIP,\NSWEETIE.\NWHAT?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.17,0:14:01.67,Default,GET IN\NTHE GOD[BLEEP] SHIP!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.68,0:14:03.11,Default,{\i1}EVERYTHING'S{\i0} ON A COB!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.11,0:14:05.48,Default,THE WHOLE PLANET'S ON A COB!!\NGO, GO, GO!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.48,0:14:07.28,Default,[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.21,0:14:10.78,Default,[ BURPS ] ALL RIGHT,\NTHIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.78,0:14:12.08,Default,SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.32,0:14:16.69,Default,SEEMS GOOD.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.69,0:14:18.16,Default,AND NOTHING\NON THE COB.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.16,0:14:19.99,Default,DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS\NA NECESSITY, BUT...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.99,0:14:22.16,Default,NO, IT'S NICE.\NI THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.16,0:14:24.00,Default,WOW!\NHEY, LOOK, YOU GUYS.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.00,0:14:25.66,Default,THE SUN'S RISING.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.67,0:14:28.57,Default,AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.64,0:14:33.64,Default,UH, DAD, HOW LONG ARE THE DAYS\NON THIS PLANET?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.64,0:14:35.97,Default,UH, COMPUTER, HOW LONG\NARE THE DAYS ON THIS PLANET?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.98,0:14:37.34,Default,[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.34,0:14:39.08,Default,{\i1}42 HOURS.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.08,0:14:41.48,Default,ALL RIGHT, WELL,\NTHOSE ARE THE TWO CHOICES,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.48,0:14:43.58,Default,'CAUSE COB PLANET IS\NOFF THE TABLE.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.58,0:14:44.88,Default,NOW LET'S TAKE A VOTE.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.89,0:14:46.25,Default,Man: {\i1}WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.25,0:14:48.39,Default,{\i1}THE OBSCURE PLANET{\i0}\N{\i1}KNOWN AS EARTH,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.39,0:14:51.56,Default,{\i1}FORMERLY THE HIDING PLACE{\i0}\N{\i1}OF INTERSTELLAR TERRORIST{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.56,0:14:53.16,Default,{\i1}AND FUGITIVE RICK SANCHEZ,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.16,0:14:56.49,Default,{\i1}HAS JUST BECOME{\i0}\N{\i1}THE 6,048th PLANET{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.50,0:14:58.26,Default,{\i1}TO JOIN{\i0}\N{\i1}THE GALACTIC FEDERATION.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.27,0:15:00.20,Default,{\i1}THE PLUCKY LITTLE BALL{\i0}\N{\i1}OF WATER AND DIRT,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.20,0:15:01.93,Default,{\i1}WHICH IS WHERE{\i0}\N{\i1}IT GETS ITS NAME,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.94,0:15:05.50,Default,{\i1}IS DOMINATED BY SEVEN BILLION{\i0}\N{\i1}PRIMATE-DESCENDED NATIVES{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.51,0:15:09.61,Default,{\i1}WHO LOVE TO EAT SPAGHETTI{\i0}\N{\i1}AND PRAY TO KANGAROOS.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.61,0:15:11.61,Default,{\i1}SPAGHETTI, KANGAROOS?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.61,0:15:13.44,Default,{\i1}I'VE GOT TO{\i0}\N{\i1}CHECK THIS PLACE OUT.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.45,0:15:14.58,Default,[ {\i1}BOTH LAUGH{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.58,0:15:16.01,Default,{\i1}WELL, YOU CAN.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.02,0:15:17.85,Default,CONTACT THE MINISTRY OF TOURISM\N{\i1}FOR DETAILS.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.85,0:15:19.92,Default,{\i1}UP NEXT,{\i0}\N{\i1}TEENAGERS ARE CALLING IT{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.92,0:15:22.02,Default,[  {\i1}GROWLS AND SQUEALS{\i0}]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.02,0:15:24.19,Default,{\i1}AND IT'S{\i0} NOT\N{\i1}WHAT YOU THINK.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.19,0:15:25.79,Default,WHAT ARE YOU --\NWHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.79,0:15:26.93,Default,DRAMATIC EFFECT.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.93,0:15:28.19,Default,GOOD MORNING, FAMILY.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.19,0:15:29.53,Default,OH, DO I SMELL BACON?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.53,0:15:31.80,Default,YES, WE DISCOVERED\NA SPECIES OF TINY PIG
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.80,0:15:33.26,Default,OFF THE COAST\NOF NEW AUSTRALIA
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.27,0:15:35.70,Default,ABOUT 30 YARDS EAST.\NOR 300 YARDS WEST.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.70,0:15:37.10,Default,WE'D OFFER YOU SOME,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.10,0:15:39.54,Default,BUT WE HUNTED IT TO EXTINCTION\NFOR BREAKFAST.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.54,0:15:41.74,Default,WELL, I THOUGHT\NI'D WALK TO THE SOUTH POLE
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.74,0:15:43.21,Default,AND DO A LITTLE BIT\NOF EXPLORING.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.21,0:15:44.71,Default,IF YOU GUYS NEED ME,\NJUST YELL
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.71,0:15:45.91,Default,OR THROW SOMETHING\NSO HARD
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.91,0:15:47.41,Default,THAT IT GOES AROUND THE WORLD\NAND HITS ME.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.41,0:15:49.31,Default,[ DOOR SHUTS ]\NOKAY, NOW\NTHAT HE'S GONE,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.32,0:15:51.75,Default,CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT\NOUR SITUATION?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.75,0:15:54.05,Default,DAD, YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT PEOPLE\NBEHIND THEIR BACK.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.05,0:15:55.32,Default,YOU KNOW,\NIT'S A SMALL WORLD.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.32,0:15:57.06,Default,PLEASE,\NHE'S IN THE SOUTH POLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.06,0:15:59.56,Default,AND WE NEED TO HAVE\NA SERIOUS CONVERSATION.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.56,0:16:02.66,Default,[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.66,0:16:07.33,Default,[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.33,0:16:10.03,Default,[ WIND HOWLING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.74,0:16:13.81,Default,SOUTH POLE DISCOVERED,\NBABY!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.81,0:16:15.67,Default,OHHHH!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.68,0:16:17.64,Default,OH [BLEEP] AN ICE CAVE?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.64,0:16:18.91,Default,[BLEEP]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.91,0:16:21.45,Default,THINGS JUST KEEP ON\NGETTING BETTER.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.45,0:16:23.98,Default,WOW, IT'S\NTHE PLANET'S CORE.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.98,0:16:25.42,Default,I'M JUST SAYING,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.42,0:16:27.79,Default,WE KEEP ACTING\NLIKE THERE'S ONLY TWO OPTIONS,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.79,0:16:29.12,Default,BUT THERE'S NOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.12,0:16:30.92,Default,SO, YES, IF WE\NWENT BACK TO EARTH,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.92,0:16:32.09,Default,AS LONG AS RICK WAS\NOUT THERE,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.09,0:16:33.49,Default,THEY'D WANT\NTO INTERROGATE US.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.49,0:16:35.66,Default,BUT, AND THIS IS\NPURELY HYPOTHETICAL,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.66,0:16:38.10,Default,WHAT IF WE TURNED YOUR FATHER IN\NTO THE GOVERNMENT?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.10,0:16:39.46,Default,JERRY, SO HELP ME GOD,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.47,0:16:41.50,Default,IF YOU EVER BRING THIS UP AGAIN,\NNO MORE BACON.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.50,0:16:43.50,Default,THERE ALREADY IS\NNO MORE BACON!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.50,0:16:44.60,Default,THIS WORLD SUCKS!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.60,0:16:45.60,Default,OUR LIFE SUCKS!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.61,0:16:47.47,Default,WHY ARE WE DOING THIS\NFOR SOMEONE
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.47,0:16:51.18,Default,THAT WOULD {\i1}NEVER{\i0} DO ANYTHING\NFOR ANYONE BUT HIMSELF?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.18,0:16:52.84,Default,Morty:\NTHAT'S NOT THE POINT, DAD!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.85,0:16:55.68,Default,WE LOVE RICK...\NF-FOR THE MOST PART.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.68,0:16:58.02,Default,Summer: YEAH, YOU DON'T LOVE\NPEOPLE IN HOPES OF A REWARD,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.02,0:17:00.15,Default,DAD, YOU LOVE THEM\NUNCONDITIONALLY.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.15,0:17:02.22,Default,THAT'S VERY GOOD, KIDS.\NI'M PROUD OF YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.22,0:17:03.96,Default,OKAY, SO LET ME\NGET THIS STRAIGHT.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.96,0:17:05.19,Default,FOR THE REST\NOF YOUR LIVES,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.19,0:17:06.69,Default,NO MATTER\NHOW MUCH IT HURTS YOU,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.69,0:17:08.89,Default,NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT\NDESTROYS OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURES,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.90,0:17:11.90,Default,WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER\NRICK WANTS, WHENEVER HE WANTS?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.90,0:17:13.56,Default,All: YES.\NWHY?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.57,0:17:16.63,Default,BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO\NLEAVE AGAIN, YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.81,0:17:28.48,Default,HEY. UH...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.48,0:17:30.55,Default,I WAS GONNA HOPE OVER\NTO THE GLOPPYDROP SYSTEM,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.55,0:17:31.48,Default,GET SOME ICE CREAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.48,0:17:33.05,Default,YOU -- YOU WANT ME\NTO COME WITH?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.05,0:17:34.89,Default,I MEAN,\NDON'T YOU NEED MY BRAIN WAVES
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.89,0:17:36.49,Default,FOR CAMOUFLAGE\NOR SOMETHING?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.49,0:17:37.82,Default,I'LL BE OKAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.82,0:17:38.89,Default,BYE, MORTY.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.89,0:17:40.09,Default,RICK?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.09,0:17:41.93,Default,YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,\NRIGHT?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.93,0:17:43.73,Default,YEAH, I AM.\NTO GET ICE CREAM.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.73,0:17:45.16,Default,SO, YOU'RE\NCOMING BACK?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.17,0:17:47.77,Default,MORTY, IF YOU GO TO WHERE\NTHERE'S A BUNCH OF ICE CREAM
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.77,0:17:49.00,Default,AND THEN\NYOU DON'T COME BACK,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.00,0:17:50.50,Default,YOU HAVEN'T\NACTUALLY GOTTEN ICE CREAM,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.50,0:17:52.67,Default,YOU'VE JUST GONE\NWHERE ICE CREAM IS.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.67,0:17:55.24,Default,RICK, I CAN HANDLE IT\NIF YOU GO,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.24,0:17:56.71,Default,BUT YOU'LL\NBREAK MOM'S HEART.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.71,0:17:58.84,Default,AND I WON'T FORGIVE YOU\NFOR THAT.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.85,0:18:00.78,Default,WHERE'S THE VAN,\NMORTY?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.78,0:18:04.12,Default,IT'S OVER THE HORIZON\NIN THE DRIVEWAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.25,0:18:11.16,Default,[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.06,0:18:20.73,Default,♪ I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.73,0:18:22.23,Default,[ Dialing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.24,0:18:24.04,Default,[ {\i1}Woman{\i0}\N{\i1}speaking gibberish{\i0} ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.04,0:18:25.54,Default,{\i1}For English, press 2.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.54,0:18:27.37,Default,[  {\i1}BEEP{\i0}]\N{\i1}Connecting to agent.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.37,0:18:28.97,Default,WOMAN:\NOngoing investigations.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.98,0:18:32.38,Default,UH, HI, MY NAME IS JERRY SMITH,\NI'M FROM PLANET EARTH.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.38,0:18:34.75,Default,I KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS\NOF RICK SANCHEZ,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.75,0:18:36.08,Default,THE WANTED CRIMINAL.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.08,0:18:37.38,Default,HOLD ON!\N[ Ringing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.38,0:18:38.65,Default,This is\NSpecial Agent Gribbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.65,0:18:40.28,Default,You have a tip\Nabout Rick Sanchez?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.29,0:18:42.39,Default,YEAH, HE KIDNAPPED ME AND\NMY FAMILY,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.39,0:18:44.39,Default,AND HE LEFT US\NON DWARF TERRACE-9.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.39,0:18:47.23,Default,HE SAID HE WAS GONNA\NGO TO THE PLIMPLOM TAVERN.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.23,0:18:48.83,Default,AND LISTEN.\NYes?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.83,0:18:50.83,Default,I'M DOING WHAT'S RIGHT\NFOR THE GALAXY BY CALLING YOU,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.83,0:18:54.73,Default,SO IF WE COME BACK TO EARTH, CAN\NMY FAMILY HAVE A NORMAL LIFE?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.73,0:18:57.80,Default,We only want Sanchez, sir.\NYour family will be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.80,0:18:59.24,Default,NICE. THANK YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.24,0:19:03.41,Default,I'M JERRY SMITH,\NAND I LOVE SUCKING BIG, SWEATY
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.41,0:19:08.11,Default,[BLEEP] AND LICKING\NDISGUSTING FURRY TESTICLE SACKS.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.11,0:19:11.25,Default,Uh...Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.25,0:19:18.09,Default,♪ WHAT HAVE I BECOME
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.09,0:19:23.29,Default,♪ MY SWEETEST FRIEND
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.30,0:19:27.93,Default,♪ EVERYONE I KNOW
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.93,0:19:35.14,Default,♪ GOES AWAY IN THE END
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.14,0:19:37.98,Default,♪ YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL\NHE'S NOT COMING BACK,\NIS HE?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.98,0:19:41.35,Default,NO.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.35,0:19:47.32,Default,♪ MY EMPIRE OF DIRT\NHEY, LOOK, COPS.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.32,0:19:49.65,Default,♪ I WILL YOU DOWN
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.66,0:19:52.89,Default,GOOD MORNING.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.89,0:19:57.93,Default,♪ I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.23,0:20:04.14,Default,HOW LONG WILL YOU\NBE VISITING EARTH?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.14,0:20:05.64,Default,OH, WE LIVE HERE.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.64,0:20:07.87,Default,WE WERE JUST OFF-PLANET\NFOR A WEDDING.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.87,0:20:09.44,Default,GO THAT WAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.03,0:20:29.89,Default,[ TIRES SCREECH, BEEPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.90,0:20:32.26,Default,I HAVE PROCESSED\NTHAT YOU ARE IN IN DISTRESS
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.27,0:20:34.40,Default,AND HAVE PROSCRIBED\NANTIDEPRESSANTS.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.40,0:20:37.17,Default,COMPLIMENTS OF\NTHE GALACTIC FEDERATION.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.17,0:20:38.34,Default,I FEEL BETTER.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.34,0:20:40.24,Default,YOUR DEBT IS\N7,000 FED CREDITS.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.24,0:20:41.71,Default,REPORT TO\NTHE MINISTRY OF EMPLOYMENT
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.71,0:20:44.01,Default,AND YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED\NA FUNCTION.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.01,0:20:47.51,Default,HONEY! I GOT A JOB!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.51,0:20:49.85,Default,♪ YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.85,0:20:53.58,Default,[ Monotone ]\NSORRY, I AM NOT STARING AT YOU,\NI AM TAKING YOUR MUG SHOT.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.59,0:20:59.62,Default,♪ MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.63,0:21:05.63,Default,♪ I WILL LET YOU DOWN
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.63,0:21:09.70,Default,♪ I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.37,0:21:16.94,Default,HEY, WHAT ARE YOU\NIN FOR?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.94,0:21:19.31,Default,EVERYTHING.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.05,0:21:26.72,Default,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.18,0:21:57.25,Default,HOO-WHEE,\NWHAT A CLIFFHANGER.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.25,0:21:58.58,Default,OH, BOY, OH, MY!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.58,0:22:01.42,Default,THAT'S A REAL CRAZY ENDING, HUH?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.42,0:22:04.59,Default,HI, I'M MR. POOPYBUTTHOLE\NFROM EPISODE 204.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.59,0:22:06.36,Default,[ GROANS ]\NAS YOU CAN SEE,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.36,0:22:08.59,Default,I'M STILL RECOVERING\NFROM THE BULLET SHOT
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.59,0:22:10.43,Default,THAT I GOT FROM BETH.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.43,0:22:12.46,Default,REMEMBER THAT ONE?\NOOH-WHEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.47,0:22:14.30,Default,[ MEOWING ]\NCOME AND GET IT, KITTY.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.30,0:22:17.27,Default,YOU KNOW, THESE LITTLE FELLOWS\NHELP ME GET THROUGH THE DAY.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.27,0:22:18.20,Default,[ GULPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.20,0:22:19.77,Default,OOH-WHEE.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.77,0:22:22.31,Default,OH, WHOO-WHEE!\NFEELS BETTER.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.31,0:22:25.01,Default,[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.01,0:22:27.48,Default,I GOT A LARGE PEPPERONI\NAND SOME CRAZY STICKS.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.48,0:22:29.65,Default,HEY, WHAT DID {\i1}YOU{\i0} THINK\NOF THAT FINALE, HUH?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.65,0:22:32.52,Default,MM! YOU THINK THE SMITH FAMILY\NIS GONNA BE OKAY?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.52,0:22:33.98,Default,YEAH, I DON'T KNOW\NWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, BRO.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.99,0:22:35.45,Default,YOUR TOTAL IS $12.37.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.46,0:22:37.62,Default,WHOO-WHEE! YOU THINK\NRICK'S GONNA GET OUT OFF JAIL?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.62,0:22:39.36,Default,WHOO-WHEE, YOU THINK\NTHE FAMILY'S GONNA RESCUE HIM?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.36,0:22:40.79,Default,HEY, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!\NGET THE [BLEEP] OFF ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.79,0:22:43.13,Default,[ LAUGHING\NAND SAYING "OOH-WHEE!" ]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.13,0:22:44.46,Default,OW!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.46,0:22:46.00,Default,TURN IN TO "RICK AND MORTY"\NSEASON THREE IN,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.00,0:22:47.97,Default,LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.97,0:22:51.80,Default,OR LONGER\NTO SEE HOW WE UNRAVEL THIS MESS.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.80,0:22:53.54,Default,OOH-WHEE!