1 00:00:00,782 --> 00:00:03,568 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:03,785 --> 00:00:06,832 ♪ 3 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,182 - [glass shatters] - Sorry. 4 00:00:09,356 --> 00:00:11,576 Slipped from my hand. So we have a contract? 5 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,447 A very lucrative contract. 6 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,275 To go to Japan and eliminate 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,451 the assassin known as the Dingo, 8 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,932 with whom I believe I've crossed paths before. 9 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,586 - Yes, dear. - Excellent. 10 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,544 - [glass shatters] - Well, I should prepare. 11 00:00:23,718 --> 00:00:24,806 Colleagues. 12 00:00:26,286 --> 00:00:28,071 God, he really hates glasses now. 13 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:29,376 Yeah. 14 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,465 Well, that went better than expected. 15 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:32,988 ARCHER: [retching] 16 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,861 Jesus...are you throwing up from your soul? 17 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:37,819 Ugh. Yeah. Most of my soul 18 00:00:37,993 --> 00:00:40,170 is actually in here now, right next to the corn, 19 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,823 which I haven't eaten in a week. 20 00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:44,783 Either you just dredged up a painfully repressed memory, 21 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,045 or you ordered the all-you-can-eat 22 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:48,265 day-old shrimp fry from Cajun Casey's. 23 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:51,746 - Ugh. Yep, one of those. - I can't resist it either. 24 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,357 Now, if you'll excuse me. 25 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,402 [Pam retching] 26 00:00:55,576 --> 00:00:58,362 Quick question: what in the goddamned hell? 27 00:00:58,579 --> 00:01:02,017 It says it was his first mission as an agent. 28 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,063 The Dingo killed his first love-- 29 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,847 other than Ms. Archer, of course. 30 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:07,371 - Still gross. - Still hot. 31 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,329 - Paging Dr. Oedipus. - Why? 32 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,331 Also, when did he become a doctor? 33 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,594 - And is he single? - Okay, refocusing! 34 00:01:13,768 --> 00:01:16,206 It says here the Dingo may be the most elusive person 35 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:17,772 on the planet, and Archer was never the same 36 00:01:17,946 --> 00:01:19,122 after his first mission. 37 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:24,083 LANA: So he was a better spy before all this happened? 38 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:25,519 - MALORY: Well... - Okay, you're saying 39 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,217 you're glad he had this trauma 40 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,088 because it made him a great spy, 41 00:01:29,262 --> 00:01:32,178 but now he needs to deal with it to become a better spy? 42 00:01:32,352 --> 00:01:34,833 Oh, I wouldn't say that. 43 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,878 [swallows] But yes. 44 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:40,839 [light music] 45 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:42,841 MCGINLEY: Sterling. I've made these tapes 46 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:45,365 to prepare you for your first mission. 47 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,193 I could tell you all of this, of course, 48 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:50,196 but I might be otherwise occupied. 49 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:52,155 [chuckles] 50 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,895 - So cool. - MCGINLEY: Now, 51 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,636 these won't be the standard methods, 52 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:58,509 but you were never top of your class by the book. 53 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:01,903 You have something special: intuition, feel. 54 00:02:02,077 --> 00:02:05,124 And if you learn to trust it, you'll come through just fine. 55 00:02:06,081 --> 00:02:08,649 Oh, God. Ah! Oh, my God. 56 00:02:08,823 --> 00:02:10,999 - [gasps] - I'm--I spilled my drink! 57 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,654 - [gasps] - Oh, God. 58 00:02:13,828 --> 00:02:15,395 Okay, I get that. 59 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,658 Hmm, yep. 60 00:02:17,832 --> 00:02:20,661 [main title theme] 61 00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:27,494 ♪ 62 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,830 Uh, two rooms for myself 63 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:02,442 and my rakishly handsome yet somehow single nephew Sterling. 64 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,617 I'll make a note. 65 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:07,186 "Weird uncle-nephew relationship." 66 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:12,278 Uh, so, uh, what brings you to the, uh, this hotel? 67 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,541 A bike. And a desire to not starve. 68 00:03:14,715 --> 00:03:16,369 [chuckles] 69 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:17,849 You're uncle's a bit of a character. 70 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:19,416 My--my what? Oh, yeah. 71 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,419 - Yeah, yeah, he's a handful. - Or is "handful" 72 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:24,508 just what they call a sleazebag in America? 73 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:26,727 Oh, come on. He's not a bag of sleaze. 74 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:28,773 He's, you know, more of a thin coating. 75 00:03:28,947 --> 00:03:30,514 - [chuckles] - [bell dings] 76 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:32,907 So this is my first time in Tokyo. 77 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:36,215 Uh, think you could maybe show me around a little tonight? 78 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:38,348 Just think how funny it'll be when you ditch me 79 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,567 at the bathhouse after stealing my clothes. 80 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:42,090 Tell you what. I'll think about it. 81 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,267 Um, how--how hard? 82 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,791 Well, you tell me. 83 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:49,097 [soft music] 84 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:52,623 And phrasing. Delightful. 85 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,322 You must find a way to embrace the moment, 86 00:03:56,496 --> 00:03:59,369 exist entirely within it. 87 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,893 The rest, the rest is easy. 88 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:04,461 So we just gonna stare at the lobby of a hotel 89 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:06,811 we're not staying at like the world's worst stalkers? 90 00:04:07,028 --> 00:04:08,813 God damn it, Lana! 91 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,815 Do the words "complex inner journey" mean nothing to you? 92 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:13,121 They mean something to me! The mystery of human life. 93 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,950 The strangeness. All the blood. 94 00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:19,171 [chuckles] He took "inner journey" literally! 95 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:21,260 Just drive, Metamucil. 96 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,482 MCGINLEY: Our mission is to protect this man, 97 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:29,137 Tadashi Kodo, from an assassin known as the Dingo. 98 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:30,791 Who is he? Political freedom fighter? 99 00:04:30,965 --> 00:04:32,445 Scientist? [gasps] 100 00:04:32,619 --> 00:04:34,969 - My secret father? - The head of the yakuza. 101 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:36,667 Japanese organized crime? 102 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,538 Hard to feel like the good guys on this one. 103 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,324 Good, bad, these are just words. 104 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,021 But true evil is real. 105 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:46,329 Evil is what you call someone who isn't paying you. 106 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,461 - Here, have a drink. - Oh, no. 107 00:04:48,635 --> 00:04:50,550 - I'm trying to stay sharp. - Wouldn't recommend it. 108 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,423 - I've seen your training scores. - Um, can we go back 109 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,989 to the McGinley who thought I was great? 110 00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:56,643 Let me put this delicately. 111 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:59,994 Your analytical mind is not your strength. 112 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:01,779 Wow. That did not feel delicate. 113 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,302 First time never does. 114 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:05,957 Simply put, you need to trust your intuition. 115 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,352 So what's a little frontal lobe paralysis between friends? 116 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,180 All right. But, you know, just this once. 117 00:05:12,398 --> 00:05:15,401 That's what I always say. Kanpai! 118 00:05:15,619 --> 00:05:17,185 LANA: Well, if you're finished. 119 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:19,971 I'm never finished, Lana! So you're welcome. 120 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,842 All right, shut up. Let's get into this. 121 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:24,628 William Radken, ex-MI6, now a freelance fixer. 122 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,630 The Dingo's gonna kill him. Not our problem. 123 00:05:26,847 --> 00:05:28,545 Yes! I love it when things aren't our problem! 124 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,634 [scoffs] MI6. Wonder how much training 125 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,636 they need to fetch coffee for the CIA. 126 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,638 Aww, it's really humiliating 127 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:36,901 how they don't work for their mom, right? 128 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,555 Krieger, you're here for comms and surveillance tech. 129 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,253 And for my extensive knowledge of Japanese culture. 130 00:05:41,427 --> 00:05:43,995 Reading a couple dirty comics doesn't make you an expert. 131 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:45,344 We need to stay close to Willian and wait 132 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:47,302 for our moment to neutralize the Dingo. 133 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:49,914 Which is why you should flirt with and probably date William. 134 00:05:50,131 --> 00:05:52,133 Ooh, development! 135 00:05:52,307 --> 00:05:54,484 Quiet down. His room is next door. 136 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:55,789 And being that close to an active target 137 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,226 - seems like a great way to die. - Oh, come on. 138 00:05:58,444 --> 00:06:00,359 At best, it's a pretty good way to die. 139 00:06:00,533 --> 00:06:02,883 And what are our other options here? 140 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,277 I could try to reanimate and remote control a corpse. 141 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:07,148 That's always your plan. 142 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,281 Ugh, I'll get suited up. 143 00:06:09,455 --> 00:06:13,372 So...[clears throat] To make you more comfortable... 144 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:17,028 - I should go change. - Uh, why? 145 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,858 [sentimental music] 146 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,903 Glengoolie Blue, neat. 147 00:06:23,077 --> 00:06:25,297 Better make it a double after that bullshit. 148 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:27,386 [chuckles] Is it bullshit season already? 149 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,257 Yeah. Fly you a few thousand miles 150 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,172 to tell you they're not ready to decide. 151 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:32,478 Same as it ever was. 152 00:06:32,652 --> 00:06:34,698 [sighs] But it does tend to bring out 153 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,177 the inherent pointlessness of life. 154 00:06:36,351 --> 00:06:37,744 I'll drink to that, sweetheart. 155 00:06:38,919 --> 00:06:40,834 [shouting over music] This, uh, isn't what I expected. 156 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:44,142 - How so? - I-I guess it's less Japanese. 157 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,971 [laughs] That is the thing about Japan. 158 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,929 Hey, why is your English so good? 159 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:50,540 Oh, you know. 160 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:53,804 Classic star-crossed lovers, complex immigration stuff, 161 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,807 dad's not around anymore. You know how that goes. 162 00:06:56,981 --> 00:07:00,506 Yeah, well, I didn't even know my father, so... 163 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,421 Sometimes I kinda wish I didn't know mine. 164 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:03,727 But c'est la vie. 165 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,206 Is that Japanese for something? 166 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:07,252 Yeah. "Life's a shit show." 167 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:08,949 WILLIAM: Of course it is. 168 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:11,604 When you're married to someone from work...again. 169 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:13,824 Wow, look at you, going right back to the well you pissed in. 170 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,652 Elegantly put. 171 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,480 Well, I married someone I didn't work with 172 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,220 and now he owns the company. 173 00:07:19,394 --> 00:07:21,875 Sometimes the well pisses back. 174 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,573 You don't think she actually likes him, do you? 175 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,662 Subtle flush, open body language, 176 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:28,665 - gesture amplitude increasing... - That's a no, right? 177 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,667 - Say it's a no! - Why are you so mad? 178 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,538 Look, on a mission, feelings don't end well. 179 00:07:32,712 --> 00:07:34,584 It'll ruin... 180 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,020 they're not an option! 181 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:39,110 Ugh, come on man, not working for your mother 182 00:07:39,327 --> 00:07:40,720 is always an option. 183 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,114 You haven't met her and stared into those eyes. 184 00:07:43,331 --> 00:07:46,334 Like a combination of a shark and two bigger sharks. 185 00:07:46,552 --> 00:07:47,814 Have you tried bopping her on the nose? 186 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,903 Only in my dreams. I woke up apologizing 187 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:50,948 with a giant erection. 188 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,385 [laughs] 189 00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:55,300 Uh, maybe too much for a first date? 190 00:07:55,474 --> 00:07:57,694 Oh, so you think this is a date? 191 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,086 Uh, maybe? 192 00:07:59,260 --> 00:08:01,959 [sultry music] 193 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:05,136 ♪ 194 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,877 [glass shatters] 195 00:08:09,836 --> 00:08:12,665 First date, ten years ago, that was probably my best kiss. 196 00:08:12,839 --> 00:08:16,364 - Did not call me back. - Oof. Real slap in the nuts. 197 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,410 [grunts] 198 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:21,152 Sorry, Wild One, I didn't mean to interrupt 199 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:22,501 your costume party. 200 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:24,372 Kinda woozy from that kiss, you know? 201 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,636 - High five. - [speaking Japanese] 202 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,116 Uh, that didn't sound like Japanese for "high five." 203 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:33,294 [speaking Japanese] 204 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,819 Stay gold, ponyboy! 205 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:37,690 [all shouting] 206 00:08:37,864 --> 00:08:40,171 - So here we are. - Two romantically unavailable 207 00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:42,826 people with an undeniable rapport... 208 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,829 [people screaming] 209 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,309 [rockabilly music playing] 210 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:50,398 Enjoying each other's company. 211 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:55,055 ♪ 212 00:08:55,229 --> 00:08:58,015 WILLIAM: While our spouses are thousands of miles away. 213 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:01,235 ♪ 214 00:09:01,409 --> 00:09:02,759 Let's get out of here! 215 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,805 Let's get out of here. 216 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,025 [motor revving] 217 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:15,119 ♪ 218 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:22,256 Aah! Can't do it. 219 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:25,477 [sighs] Nope. Too married. 220 00:09:25,651 --> 00:09:27,435 Tell you what, though. What if... 221 00:09:27,653 --> 00:09:29,524 I can't wait for how weird this is gonna be. 222 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,615 What if we go into your room, cuddle for five minutes... 223 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,878 - No kissing. - And then we retire 224 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:37,532 to our separate rooms and then pleasure ourselves 225 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:38,882 intensely enough to cause injury. 226 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:42,102 And I am setting my watch. 227 00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:44,017 Feelings were bad enough, but, Jesus, 228 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,802 just cheat like a decent person. 229 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,719 - Goddamn, that's weird. - Ugh, I know, right? 230 00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,591 Ooh-hoo, this one's a real page-turner. 231 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,031 [light traditional string music] 232 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,860 ♪ 233 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,427 Oh, no! 234 00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:04,690 - She's gone! - Oh, hey, Reiko. 235 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:07,301 But now I'm pretending to be cool. 236 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:10,304 I don't think she noticed. [laughs] 237 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,916 - I gotta get to work. - Oh, crap. Yeah, I should... 238 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,745 Check with your "uncle" about your "vacation"? 239 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,572 Uh, I assume you're using 240 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,270 those finger quotes for emphasis. 241 00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:20,837 Because I'm an ignorant monster 242 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,100 who doesn't understand quotation marks? 243 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,930 Look, Sterling, your uncle's been through here a few times. 244 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,845 And let me give you a tip. 245 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:32,587 The hotel staff always knows everything. 246 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,634 - Like, everything, everything? - Yup. Not that we want to. 247 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,550 - Hey, uh, can we maybe-- - Sterling, 248 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,683 I went out with you because I was bored 249 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,207 and you looked like a dumb bit of fun. 250 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,948 Yeah, uh, same here. 251 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,167 I-I was just gonna ask you 252 00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:49,082 if we could never see each other again. 253 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,739 But I will say, you've got something interesting going on. 254 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,872 But let me tell you the one thing I don't like. 255 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,656 - Do you have to? - Your name. 256 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,311 Sterling? Doesn't really fit you. 257 00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:03,967 - You could call me Archer. - Hmm, I like that. 258 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:07,100 See you later...Archer. 259 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,623 ARCHER: And then, bang. 260 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,321 She hits the guy with a beer bottle, 261 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:11,975 and we zoom away on her motorcycle. 262 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,890 And I just really like her, you know? 263 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:18,503 [speaking Japanese] 264 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,200 [translator clears throat] 265 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:23,595 Mr. Kodo says that if we're going to play grab-ass all day, 266 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:25,684 he would've brought thicker gloves. 267 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,860 Sterling, uh, appreciate the energy, 268 00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,819 but let's get back to business, eh? 269 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,646 Oh! Could you actually call me Archer? 270 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,474 My girlfriend likes that better--Reiko. 271 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:35,346 She's Japanese. So cool. 272 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:38,436 Okay, so first off, before we set the agenda here, 273 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,352 let's all be extra respectful of the encounter 274 00:11:41,569 --> 00:11:42,570 that Lana had last night. 275 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,181 By bringing it up immediately? 276 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:46,139 I'm saying, now that it has been brought up, 277 00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:48,663 I forget by whom, we should be respectful about it. 278 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,274 Though it was pretty messed up. 279 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,189 Hey, you still working on that helmet for dolphins 280 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,408 that lets them communicate sexual consent? 281 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,149 Smoke bomb! 282 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,152 Look, your voyage of masturbatory exploration aside-- 283 00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:01,024 If it's aside, why do you keep bringing it up? 284 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,590 And even if that were cheating-- 285 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,418 I didn't say cheating. You did. 286 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,029 But it totally is. Continue. 287 00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,249 You hate Robert, so why do you even care? 288 00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:12,035 Look, if you want to "quasi-ghost-bang" some ex-spy 289 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,863 from a second-tier organization... 290 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,734 Oh, my God, it always comes back 291 00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:18,389 - to the same old dick-swinging. - Ha! Not true. 292 00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:21,522 This involves, at minimum, two kinds of dick-swinging. 293 00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:23,698 But look, when feelings get mixed into missions, 294 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,831 bad stuff happens, so for now, 295 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,485 let's just focus on the next step in the plan. 296 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,879 - Which is? - Getting William out in the open 297 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,968 so the Dingo can try to kill him. 298 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,187 Ugh, God damn it. 299 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:39,497 ♪ 300 00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,194 Ah, shit. Sniper! 301 00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:44,415 [gunfire] 302 00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:50,290 Sterling! 303 00:12:50,464 --> 00:12:51,988 Archer, stop thinking. 304 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,511 Move! 305 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,775 [dramatic music] 306 00:12:56,993 --> 00:13:03,782 ♪ 307 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,655 ARCHER: Whoo! 308 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,309 [screams] 309 00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:12,225 He is saying, "Holy shit!" 310 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,661 When did you get here? 311 00:13:16,969 --> 00:13:18,492 At some point, the training takes over. 312 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:19,711 And then you ignore the training 313 00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,452 and listen to your inner awesomeness. 314 00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:25,021 I just can't imagine what it feels like to be shot at. 315 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:28,198 Yeah, well, I guess, I didn't actually get shot at. 316 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,721 Come to think of it, I didn't even see a sniper. 317 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,462 Was there one? 318 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,290 Why would McGinley fake a sniper? 319 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,074 Other than gaining him the total trust 320 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,164 - of the head of the yakuza? - Wow. 321 00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:41,037 I just realized something. We should have sex again. 322 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,516 How about behind that tree over there? 323 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:45,084 And that is why I love you. 324 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,869 Whoops. 325 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,179 [tense music] 326 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:55,268 You're sure the Dingo will have to move out 327 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,140 into the open to take the shot? 328 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:59,490 As long as she stays between that table and that plant, 329 00:13:59,707 --> 00:14:01,405 the Dingo has to move into the open. 330 00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:03,581 ♪ 331 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,626 - Right on cue. - The Dingo! 332 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,715 - [vocalizes dramatically] - Damn it, Krieger! 333 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,543 Oh, relax, at this distance, 334 00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,589 it's physically impossible for them to hear us. 335 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,851 There's something to be said 336 00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:14,635 for the mood of a time and place. 337 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,507 That's what the dolphins keep saying. 338 00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:19,640 Come on. Step out. 339 00:14:19,814 --> 00:14:22,426 Step out, and I'll be free. 340 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,558 Actually, the human mind can't heal like that. 341 00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:26,996 We're doomed to play out the same patterns over and over 342 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,736 until we deal with the root causes. 343 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,001 ♪ 344 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,350 And... 345 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,221 ♪ 346 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,310 No! 347 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,009 KRIEGER: Backup plan! 348 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,967 I stashed the Krieger drone nearby. 349 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:44,013 We have drone liftoff. 350 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,971 -[device blipping] - And I'm following. 351 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,930 And the Dingo noticed me. 352 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,627 And now shot me. 353 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,672 -[descending tones on device] - Aww. 354 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:56,199 So I guess Lana had some second thoughts. 355 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,115 Yes, I would like to talk to her about that. 356 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,204 [grunting] 357 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,075 Well, you make some great points, 358 00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:04,990 but maybe I thought endangering an innocent bystander 359 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,209 wasn't worth it. 360 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,645 Endangering innocent bystanders 361 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,690 is, like, 90% of what we do. 362 00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:11,910 And the other 10% of the time, we're on break. 363 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,781 Look, I don't want the guy to die. 364 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,696 That is just so selfish. 365 00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,394 I would kill six of this guy myself, 366 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,049 but I guess that's just because I'm a professional. 367 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,876 So we're gonna do this again, 368 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,878 and make sure you don't tell Mr. Cuddles anything 369 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,576 because otherwise, it doesn't work. 370 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,926 Please, Mr. Cuddles is my father. 371 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,929 - Call me Cuddle-boo-boo. - God damn it! 372 00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,713 MCGINLEY: My guess is that the Dingo 373 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:35,629 will take his shot at Kodo at the wrestling stadium. 374 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,066 That's what I would do. 375 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,676 You're ready for this, Sterling. 376 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,373 Just trust your instincts. 377 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,462 - [grunts] - [bell dings] 378 00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,987 I did not think it was this kind of wrestling. 379 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,075 [scoffs] 380 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,078 [speaking Japanese] 381 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,169 Mr. Kodo says that if he wants to see a grown man 382 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,997 in a diaper hug another man, 383 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,956 he will check your hotel room later. 384 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,958 Sick burn, Mr. Kodo! 385 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,223 I gotta say, for a yakuza boss, he seems pretty chill. 386 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,183 Though you did just give me a high three. 387 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:10,838 Sometimes Mr. Kodo's jokes don't land as well as he likes. 388 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:14,320 Oh, Sterling, I need you to do a sweep of the VIP area. 389 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,670 Wait. You want me to leave you alone with Kodo? 390 00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:18,063 I can handle things here. 391 00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:20,761 I told you, thinking isn't your strong suit. 392 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,112 Just do it and come back. 393 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:28,552 ♪ 394 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,293 [metallic banging] 395 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,903 Reiko! What are you doing here? 396 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:36,125 Duh, I'm a concierge. I can get tickets to anything. 397 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,257 Ax Yamaguchi doing the scissor guillotine 398 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,217 is basically pure sex. 399 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,698 Also, maybe I wanted to make sure you were okay. 400 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:46,918 I don't know. Something isn't right about this. 401 00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:48,137 McGinley said to trust my instincts, 402 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,226 and my instincts say you shouldn't be here. 403 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,097 - I don't want you to get hurt. - What a coincidence. 404 00:16:52,271 --> 00:16:54,578 I also don't want me to get hurt. 405 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,275 But I can take care of myself. 406 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,885 - [crowd cheering] - Oh, shit! 407 00:16:58,103 --> 00:17:00,366 - Right through the table. Whoo! - Damn it. 408 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,715 We've lost containment. Not good. 409 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,239 [bell dings] 410 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,025 - Everyone ready? - Also, follow-up: 411 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,288 does everyone love rhetorical questions? 412 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,942 Ass. 413 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:14,598 ♪ 414 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,253 Hold on, I just had my pass. 415 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,605 ♪ 416 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,259 McGinley! 417 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,611 - [gunshot] - [people screaming] 418 00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,613 [gunshots] 419 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:36,663 ♪ 420 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:40,580 McGinley, stay with me! I need you! 421 00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:43,148 [groans] You'll figure it out. 422 00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:44,845 I did. 423 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,761 I mean, until now, obviously. 424 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:50,503 [dramatic music] 425 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:56,379 ♪ 426 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,511 [gunfire] 427 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:02,080 ♪ 428 00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:05,214 I had a big speech all planned, but... 429 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,781 I can't remember it right now. 430 00:18:07,955 --> 00:18:09,087 [coughs] 431 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,915 McGinley! 432 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,352 Come on. You can make it. 433 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,442 Damn it. I had something for this. 434 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,924 [grunts, gasps] 435 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:23,667 [sobbing] McGinley! 436 00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:31,892 KRIEGER: [imitating engine] 437 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:36,332 [continues imitating engine] 438 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,813 Hi, Reiko. Been a while. 439 00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:40,727 Switch in the tunnel. 440 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,555 Huh, not a bad trick. 441 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,645 - Smoke bomb! - [all coughing] 442 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:49,997 Oh, man, that's way more effective than just yelling it. 443 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,392 [exciting music] 444 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,916 ♪ 445 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,484 Go around and cut her off! 446 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,486 ♪ 447 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,009 [grunts] 448 00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:03,576 - Krieger, get this off! - Good thought, 449 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,056 but I don't think we have time for that. 450 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,450 Remove it from my face! 451 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,496 Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you just poke it right here. 452 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:15,501 [gunshots] 453 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,155 Ow! Shit! 454 00:19:17,938 --> 00:19:20,071 [gunshots] 455 00:19:20,245 --> 00:19:21,594 Can you run slower, you think? 456 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,379 I got shot! 457 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,381 Hah! We all get shot, Lana! 458 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:31,952 ♪ 459 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:36,609 ARCHER: Great work, team! 460 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,568 Maybe next time, you can give her a map too! 461 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,745 And then learn English so you can understand this insult! 462 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,050 We all know English! 463 00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:44,617 - [speaking Japanese] - [gunshots] 464 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,315 My cardio's still great if you were wondering! 465 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,099 I wasn't! 466 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:49,883 I've also learned cool new sex stuff! 467 00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:51,537 I was pretty inexperienced back then. 468 00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,974 [laughs] Tell me about it! 469 00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:57,195 You just sort of flopped around like an epileptic fish. 470 00:19:57,369 --> 00:19:59,328 Now you're just trying to hurt my feelings! 471 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:03,419 ♪ 472 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:06,248 Drop it, Reiko. There's nowhere left to go. 473 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,686 Not by myself, sure. 474 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,079 But what if we went together? 475 00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:14,778 Oh, come on, what if we just ran away 476 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,736 and figure this thing out? 477 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:20,523 Archer, we've both done things we regret. 478 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:24,048 Maybe here's where we start over. 479 00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:28,705 [both grunt] 480 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,750 I really wish you hadn't done that. 481 00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:31,664 [gunshot] 482 00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:35,102 [gasping] 483 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,626 Who knows what would've happened? 484 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,105 [grunting] 485 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,542 Archer... 486 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:42,545 [somber music] 487 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:46,984 ♪ 488 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,159 - [grunts] - You okay? 489 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,987 I know that when I look over the edge, 490 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,641 she's just gonna have disappeared again. 491 00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:56,907 Nope. Wow. She's real dead. 492 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,343 Yup. 493 00:20:58,517 --> 00:20:59,518 Well, the good news is, 494 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:02,304 I feel exactly 0% better. 495 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,393 Well, you did just get stabbed. 496 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,743 Strong point, Lana. But you know what? 497 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,571 Reiko is the one who started calling me Archer. 498 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,965 So I think from now on, you should call me Sterling. 499 00:21:12,139 --> 00:21:13,837 - Really? - No, forget it. Bad idea. 500 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,404 I have a lot invested in that name. 501 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,580 I mean, just from a branding perspective alone. 502 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,582 I'm just sorry this all happened to you. 503 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,323 Yeah, me too. 504 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,802 Sorry you ruined your marriage. 505 00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,109 - Now, Archer? Really? - [chuckles] 506 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,329 Uh-oh. No time for a retort. 507 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,504 Archer out. 508 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,919 MAN: Made in Georgia.