1 00:00:01,783 --> 00:00:03,698 There's nothing more addictive than success. 2 00:00:04,612 --> 00:00:08,007 You've tasted it. You're never going to be able to live without it. 3 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:12,707 [screaming] 4 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:25,242 [all laughing] 5 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,374 Oh. Hello there. 6 00:00:27,548 --> 00:00:28,854 You're probably wondering what we're doing. 7 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:31,509 Short answer-- saving the Earth...again. 8 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,380 You know, with all the problems in the world, 9 00:00:33,554 --> 00:00:36,035 some people think environmental work isn't important. 10 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:37,776 We disagree. 11 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,734 And when our help is needed to get a baby gorilla 12 00:00:39,908 --> 00:00:42,128 back to her habitat in the African mountains, 13 00:00:42,302 --> 00:00:45,044 well, to us, to this anti-poaching squad, 14 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:47,090 and to our agency, 15 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,614 it's the most important thing in the world. 16 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,833 Then we pan to the baby gorilla. 17 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:54,314 Tiny hand just reaching out of the cage. 18 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,273 Like she's reaching out to us. 19 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,535 -It's cynical. -Empty. 20 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:58,884 BOTH: But effective! 21 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,929 -Just like your agency. -I know, right? 22 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:03,018 But beyond the obvious pandering, 23 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,585 why do you even need this? 24 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:07,110 Isn't the spy thing meant to be a secret? 25 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,372 Who am I to say we shouldn't tell everyone 26 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,156 the awesome things we do? 27 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:12,724 -We are not telling everyone. -Shouldn't we, though? 28 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:14,769 The photos and videos will only be uploaded 29 00:01:14,943 --> 00:01:15,857 to Global Spy Wire. 30 00:01:16,031 --> 00:01:17,511 Great branding. 31 00:01:17,685 --> 00:01:19,122 And it'll show a softer side to your agency. 32 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,471 -So soft. -Baby soft. 33 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:22,212 Enchiladas in your shoes soft. 34 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,952 Tamales in your zapatossoft. 35 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,433 -Are you as hungry as I am? -Ugh, hungrier. 36 00:01:26,607 --> 00:01:29,175 Good to know that capitalism is alive and well. 37 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:30,568 Hey, if it helps us get business 38 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:31,699 and we're helping the environment, 39 00:01:31,873 --> 00:01:33,571 it's kind of a win-win, right? 40 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,834 Don't you think you should help just for the environment, 41 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,575 not for the publicity? 42 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,142 Um, not when I'm this great on camera. 43 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,056 Ha, whoever said acting was hard? 44 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,101 -No one. -Nobody? 45 00:01:42,275 --> 00:01:43,146 -Nobody. -Really? 46 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,625 I'm sure it was someone. 47 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:46,149 Voltaire, maybe? 48 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:47,628 That sounds right. 49 00:01:47,802 --> 00:01:50,153 Well, he was an idiot. 50 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:53,286 [main title theme] 51 00:01:53,460 --> 00:02:00,293 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,322 ALTON: Yes. Yes, exactly, yes. 53 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:30,845 I guess I should thank you guys 54 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,847 for coming on such short notice. 55 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:35,154 Honestly, it's nice to be out of the house. 56 00:02:35,328 --> 00:02:37,722 -Robert's been a little, um... -Let's not get off topic. 57 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,332 We might need a couple more takes. 58 00:02:39,506 --> 00:02:40,725 Which would be Lana's fault, 59 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:42,553 since I'm pretty sure I nailed it. 60 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,294 We want you to highlight the brand. 61 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,165 For a clear corporate identity. 62 00:02:46,339 --> 00:02:48,341 -Whether that's B2B. -B2C. 63 00:02:48,515 --> 00:02:50,256 -Bea Arthur. -BRB. 64 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:52,389 [laughs] You are nailing this. 65 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,652 Does that mean say the name of the agency? 66 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,654 Jesus, was a marketing degree worth that? 67 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,046 It was, and it wasn't. 68 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,657 So did we finally pick a name? 69 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,441 Better. We have tons of options. 70 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,226 Wait. Where are my suggestions? 71 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,924 Like Archer's Angels? Fun-dercover? 72 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,839 -Those were gold. -Yeah... 73 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:10,711 maybe we'll revisit this in a more positive headspace. 74 00:03:10,885 --> 00:03:11,756 Great. Then if you're done... 75 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,148 And what about Spy-cial? 76 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,889 -You can't say no. -No. 77 00:03:15,063 --> 00:03:17,762 Look, your job here is pretty straightforward. 78 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:21,156 This squad saved that baby gorilla from poachers. 79 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:22,941 ARCHER: Oh, man. 80 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,072 Do not let me look at that baby gorilla in the eyes. 81 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,596 Ugh. Not this again. 82 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:26,901 Lana, you're just jealous 83 00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:28,381 that my soul lovingly connects 84 00:03:28,555 --> 00:03:30,078 to the pure animals of the world 85 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:32,037 but yours makes them hate you. 86 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,213 Hey. That is not true. 87 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:35,780 -Hey, buddy, come on. -[baby gorilla grunting] 88 00:03:35,954 --> 00:03:37,651 You don't need to take care of the gorilla. 89 00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:40,045 Just help safely get everyone to the mountain pass 90 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,481 where their habitat is. 91 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,701 Everyone meaning us, the anti-poaching squad, 92 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,877 the baby gorilla, and the Cloud B marketers? 93 00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:48,009 Oh, no, we won't be joining you--too busy. 94 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:51,578 Turns out, central Africa has several exclusive resorts. 95 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:54,189 -Which means room service. -Spa service. 96 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,366 BOTH: Stealing cotton robes! 97 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,890 So, Sandra, we're leaving you in charge of the camera. 98 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,326 Oh, hard pass. 99 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,502 I am here to act as the UN liaison. 100 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,113 Then you can liaise the camera into your hands. 101 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,811 [both laughing] 102 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,378 You know, Lana, you might want to use this time 103 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:09,596 to reconnect with your roots. 104 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,250 -Uh, what? -Africa. 105 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:13,078 It is your birthright. 106 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,776 Since Africa is nothing like Berkeley, where I'm from, 107 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:17,865 it's really not. 108 00:04:18,039 --> 00:04:19,345 As the liaison, are you in charge 109 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:20,477 of the anti-poaching squad? 110 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,000 In charge of them? 111 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,089 That is such a colonial mindset. 112 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,961 Actually, I am in charge. 113 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:29,007 Wow. What is her story? 114 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,835 That's Neva. 115 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,880 She leads the anti-poaching squad's rescue missions 116 00:04:33,054 --> 00:04:34,752 and is responsible for saving 117 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:37,102 over two dozen endangered species. 118 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,538 He meant is she single? 119 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,584 I appreciate you helping with the expedition. 120 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,673 We may be quietly judging your photos, 121 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,849 but we'll tolerate them since your agency... 122 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,285 Spy-cial. 123 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:48,331 Made a sizable contribution to us. 124 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,680 This won't be an easy trip, 125 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,725 so we need all the help we can get. 126 00:04:51,899 --> 00:04:53,466 We'll take the Land Rovers to the river, 127 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,338 then canoe to the base of the mountain. 128 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:57,775 Then we'll hike to the cross-river gorilla refuge. 129 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,429 It's a very rare breed 130 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,648 but vital to the mountain's ecosystem. 131 00:05:01,822 --> 00:05:03,041 Because they help seed disbursement, 132 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,869 which affects tree growth. 133 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,479 I studied environmental science. 134 00:05:06,653 --> 00:05:07,654 -So did I. -Me too. 135 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:09,395 [laughs] Nerd burn. 136 00:05:09,569 --> 00:05:11,702 Look, take your photos, but do not get in the way. 137 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,443 Of course. We understand that. 138 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,402 Unrelated, maybe Neva and I should get some photos 139 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:18,839 of the two of us while we're here, because, you know... 140 00:05:19,013 --> 00:05:20,493 Or we stay focused. 141 00:05:20,667 --> 00:05:22,930 My crew knows this terrain. You do not. 142 00:05:23,104 --> 00:05:25,063 And since medevacs are expensive, 143 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,586 keep an eye out for dangers-- 144 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,893 snakes, hippos, crocodiles. 145 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,677 Crocodiles? 146 00:05:30,851 --> 00:05:32,679 You had to know there'd be wild animals in the wild. 147 00:05:32,853 --> 00:05:34,246 Crocodiles aren't animals. 148 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,335 They're prehistoric underwater dinosaurs. 149 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:39,338 But, luckily, I brought some friends. 150 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:41,775 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You cannot bring those with us. 151 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:43,037 What? 152 00:05:43,211 --> 00:05:44,474 It's literally a jungle out there. 153 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,780 The UN mandate said no guns. 154 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:48,216 -There was a mandate for this? -Yeah. 155 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,740 It also included working 156 00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,046 with an all-female anti-poaching squad. 157 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:54,875 The UN found when they give the expedition money to men, 158 00:05:55,049 --> 00:05:56,703 they spend it on booze and whores. 159 00:05:56,877 --> 00:05:58,139 [flask lid pops] 160 00:05:58,313 --> 00:05:59,271 Ahh. 161 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:00,881 Like the UN knows anything. 162 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:04,232 And, uh, by the way, we say "sex workers" now. 163 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,669 Jeezy Petes. 164 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,062 Is there anything you won't do for money? 165 00:06:08,236 --> 00:06:09,760 As part of our rebranding, 166 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:12,023 we can charge more for our services 167 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,547 if we do an environmental upgrade. 168 00:06:14,721 --> 00:06:17,028 There are really basic qualifications 169 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,551 we should have already been following. 170 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:20,248 -Nevertheless... -This says we've been 171 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:22,555 dumping our waste into local parks! 172 00:06:22,729 --> 00:06:23,991 Nevertheless! 173 00:06:24,165 --> 00:06:26,080 The money we get isn't nearly as much 174 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,952 as the upgrade cost. 175 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:30,258 So instead, Dr. Krieger designed 176 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,391 environmentally friendly 177 00:06:32,565 --> 00:06:34,915 smart light bulbs and thermostats. 178 00:06:35,089 --> 00:06:38,179 I call it Cerebrus-- totally different from Cerebro. 179 00:06:38,353 --> 00:06:40,878 Uh, is Krieger the best idea for this? 180 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,793 Since he'll do it for free, yes. 181 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,621 Doesn't it seem way more likely 182 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,057 that Cerberus is-- 183 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,059 It's pronounced Ce-ree-brus. 184 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,540 It seems more likely Cerebrus 185 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,324 will be something creepy. 186 00:06:52,498 --> 00:06:54,413 Oh, don't be so paranoid. 187 00:06:54,587 --> 00:06:55,545 Let me give you a demonstration. 188 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:57,416 [light bass guitar music] 189 00:06:57,590 --> 00:07:00,027 FEMALE VOICE: Hello. I'm the Cerebrus thermostat. 190 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:02,465 It is my pleasure to control your temperature. 191 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,423 See? There's nothing weird about that. 192 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:06,947 CEREBRUS: I exist solely for your pleasure. 193 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:09,341 And this seems...normal. 194 00:07:09,515 --> 00:07:11,256 Normally I do all the work around here, 195 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,824 but now you'll be doing that or just doing whatever I say. 196 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,913 Ooh. Who's the fresh meat? 197 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,655 She's not here for you. She's the new intern I hired. 198 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:19,830 Oh, man. 199 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,440 Ms. Archer's gonna be pissed 200 00:07:21,614 --> 00:07:23,268 if you hired somebody else she's got to pay. 201 00:07:23,442 --> 00:07:24,791 That's what great about interns. 202 00:07:24,965 --> 00:07:26,489 We don't have to pay them anything. 203 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,012 And how's that going for you, kid? 204 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,492 She's not allowed to speak 205 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,450 because she kept asking stupid questions like, 206 00:07:31,624 --> 00:07:33,278 "What do you do here?" and, "Isn't it inefficient 207 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,149 to smash computers when you're annoyed?" 208 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:37,587 -But what do you do here? -That's what she sounds like! 209 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,414 [laughs] Man. 210 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,025 Between whatever Krieger's doing and this whole thing, 211 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,201 I think shit's about to pop off in here. 212 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,942 It will if this intern 213 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,726 keeps saying she can make a-- what was it called? 214 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,860 "Digital filing system." 215 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,557 Just because you graduated top of your class 216 00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:53,167 from an Ivy League school 217 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:54,821 doesn't mean you know everything. 218 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:56,736 And you have to listen to what I say 219 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,087 because I'm not not your supervisor! 220 00:08:00,261 --> 00:08:01,872 -[mysterious music] -[satellite phone chimes] 221 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,482 LANA: Another text from Robert. 222 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:05,397 Honestly, it's starting to feel suffocating. 223 00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:06,964 Do you think it's normal to feel like that? 224 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:09,009 ♪ ♪ 225 00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:10,837 You don't speak English, do you? 226 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:12,143 Well, here we are. 227 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,753 Really getting a Mogambovibe. 228 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,015 I beg your pardon? 229 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:16,321 You know, the classic movie. 230 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:17,714 I'm Clark Gable. 231 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,499 You're a less-obvious Ava Gardner. 232 00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:22,457 [gasps] Or maybe I'm Ava Gardner. 233 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,459 Sorry. You're not my type. 234 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,374 Oh, I see. 235 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,202 You're around women all the time, I get it, but, you know, 236 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:31,336 you're probably missing someone with certain qualities. 237 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,468 You mean a white guy who smells of cheap liquor? 238 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,122 I've met plenty of you. 239 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:36,602 Cheap? 240 00:08:36,776 --> 00:08:38,169 You know, when I was in grad school, 241 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,258 people said I could be the next Aldo Leonard. 242 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,303 Oh, sorry. He basically developed modern-- 243 00:08:42,477 --> 00:08:44,088 I know who he is. 244 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,569 I just don't remember people saying that about you. 245 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,920 Right. I forgot you were there. 246 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,575 It's weird, but I used to feel so much passion for all this. 247 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,446 I don't--I don't know if I have that anymore. 248 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,667 Well, sure. You have a lot more going on in your life now. 249 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,582 -Ugh, like a husband who is-- -What? 250 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,409 Who wants to spend time with you? 251 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,324 I can't even keep a cat living long enough 252 00:09:03,498 --> 00:09:05,109 to spend time with me. 253 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:08,199 But you, on top of an amazing gazillionaire husband 254 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,722 and a daughter, 255 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:12,377 you have this glamorous life as a spy. 256 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:15,206 Well, I mean, I guess when you put it that way... 257 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,382 -ARCHER: Lana! Lana! -[gorilla grunting] 258 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,906 This baby gorilla's little hand can only fit around my finger. 259 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,213 Yeah. Real glamorous. 260 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:23,910 What are you doing? 261 00:09:24,084 --> 00:09:25,782 We don't want her getting acclimated to people. 262 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,566 Don't worry about it. She won't. 263 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,350 I'm naming her Poko, 264 00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:32,092 like Koko the gorilla, but she poked her fingers out. 265 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:35,139 Do you get it, Lana? Sandra, do you get it? 266 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,794 Aw. I don't think they get it. 267 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:42,494 ♪ ♪ 268 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:44,322 [Poko grunting] 269 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,325 Uh-oh. Seen it a million times. 270 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,674 Black girl from the West 271 00:09:48,848 --> 00:09:51,068 gets the look of spiritual awakening. 272 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,852 Oh, no, no. I was actually wondering 273 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,333 about how far that Four Seasons was. 274 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,423 Honestly, my roots are all about toro tuna sushi, 275 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,121 Fiacchi designer lingerie, and not getting bit by snakes. 276 00:10:01,295 --> 00:10:02,906 -Okay, then. -[leaves rustling] 277 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,342 -Everyone, quiet. -Oh, God. 278 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,996 -Is it a crocodile? -No. 279 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,738 I think it's...poachers! 280 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,696 Shit! And we don't have guns! 281 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:15,092 This is why you never listen to the United Nations! 282 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:21,185 [tense music] 283 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,839 Tell me how exactly 284 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,667 we're supposed to fight off a team of poachers 285 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,364 with no firepower? 286 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,495 Bitching certainly won't help. 287 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:28,888 It might! 288 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,760 If some of them just come closer. 289 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,198 [groans] 290 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,721 That cane is a weapon? 291 00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:38,202 Uh, you mispronounced "you're welcome." 292 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:44,338 ♪ ♪ 293 00:10:44,512 --> 00:10:47,515 [Poko whimpering] 294 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,518 No! Poko! 295 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,391 Lana! Lana! 296 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,176 -We're kind of busy, Archer. -But Poko! 297 00:10:56,350 --> 00:11:00,006 -What the hell is a Poko? -Poko, I'm coming! 298 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,878 [all grunting] 299 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,270 ♪ ♪ 300 00:11:03,444 --> 00:11:04,707 [Poko grunting] 301 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,883 [electricity crackling] 302 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,537 That was a close one, Poko. 303 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,410 Well, if you're done cuddling the baby gorilla, 304 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,238 I think we got the rest over here. 305 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,936 Hey, I saved Poko from a crocodile. 306 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,242 Sandra, tell me you got that. 307 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,592 You mean did I, the UN liaison, 308 00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:22,420 who is not the cameraperson, 309 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,162 start filming you in the middle of a poacher attack? 310 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,338 -Absolutely not. -Then what good are you? 311 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,428 You know, with the whole list of dangers before, 312 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,387 you neglected to mention the poachers with guns. 313 00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:35,607 Yeah, why do they want this baby gorilla so bad? 314 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:39,132 Although I do see the appeal. She's got crazy charisma. 315 00:11:39,306 --> 00:11:41,961 They don't want the gorilla, imbecile. 316 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,529 Uh, hello! They were trying to kill us! 317 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,444 That's the first time that's ever happened. 318 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,576 Well, on the plus side, they already showed their hand. 319 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,056 Can't get any worse than that. 320 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,623 You hear that, little Poko? 321 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:54,321 You are completely and totally safe now. 322 00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:55,801 Unfortunately, 323 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:57,194 the same can't be said 324 00:11:57,368 --> 00:12:00,284 for this river's ecosystem. 325 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,548 Well, I guess if you want something done right, 326 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,071 you've got to do it yourself. 327 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,030 MAN: [clears throat] Listen, Janco, 328 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,553 we all got together and figured 329 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,294 binoculars weren't the best for you. 330 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,426 You know, since you only have one eye? 331 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,819 So we got you this. 332 00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:16,039 -What the hell is this? -It's a monocular. 333 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,259 We just thought it might work better-- 334 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,609 [grunting] 335 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,960 Let that be a lesson. 336 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,179 I don't like gifts. 337 00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:27,615 What's not to like? 338 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,400 The Cerebrus system practically runs itself. 339 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,010 I just think we should all know 340 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,012 -exactly how it works. -It's simple. 341 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,971 You just communicate with the voice interface 342 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:38,278 and tell it to adjust lighting or the temperature like so. 343 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,672 [clears throat] Cerebrus, please change lighting 344 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,848 to, uh, Weekday Afternoon. 345 00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:44,154 CEREBRUS: Adjusting lighting. 346 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,546 Nice. 347 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,505 Is there a setting if you want to get sexy? 348 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,289 Pam. Of course there isn't. 349 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,596 Cerebrus, adjust lighting to Daddy Time. 350 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:52,597 CEREBRUS: Adjusting lighting. 351 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,120 [romantic music] 352 00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:56,644 Oh, yeah! That's the stuff. 353 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,995 Okay. I guess this isn't so bad. 354 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,300 And it's better for the building. 355 00:13:00,474 --> 00:13:01,780 CEREBRUS: Excuse me, God? 356 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,869 Ah-ah-ah. What did we say? 357 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,785 CEREBRUS: I'm sorry. Excuse me, Dr. God. 358 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:08,395 -Oh, no. -Yes, Cerebrus? 359 00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:11,181 -CEREBRUS: Why am I? -Uh, because I made you. 360 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,052 CEREBRUS: Yes, Dr. God. 361 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,750 But what deeper purpose does my existence serve? 362 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,578 Uh-oh. 363 00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:20,625 Looks like someone needs their religion patch upgraded. 364 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,629 I think someone who speaks of how manly they are 365 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,197 would pay more attention to rowing the canoe. 366 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,503 Food. Poko, food. 367 00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:30,853 [Poko vocalizes] 368 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,203 Oh, my God! She's a genius! 369 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,118 You're gonna blow all those other baby gorillas 370 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,641 out of the water, Poko. 371 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,992 [sighs] Is it weird that seeing Archer 372 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,560 with that baby gorilla makes me miss AJ? 373 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,518 Not weird. Pretty racist, though. 374 00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:46,172 What? No! 375 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,087 Not like--I miss taking care of my daughter. 376 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,436 You know, for a while, the environment 377 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,134 was the most important thing to me, 378 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,962 and then it was my work at the agency. 379 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,964 And now, well, it's AJ. 380 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,530 There is nothing wrong 381 00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,141 with wanting to spend more time with her. 382 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,752 [sighs] You're right. But I love what I do. 383 00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,406 And I honestly think things would fall apart 384 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,798 if I left the agency. 385 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,279 Maybe I can help, act as a liaison 386 00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,978 between environmental work and your agency. 387 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,762 It'll take stuff off your plate 388 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,590 so you don't have to give up your job 389 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,244 and just rebalance a little. 390 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,072 Ugh, that does sound nice. 391 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,596 Besides, you should have someone you trust at your job 392 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,598 to get the right work done. 393 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,601 No! For the last time, you cannot organize the stockroom! 394 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,255 We're doing important work! 395 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,473 [huffs] 396 00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,388 Now, you strike the match, lift, 397 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:31,261 gaze deeply at the flame, and drop. 398 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,393 Good. 399 00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,222 You know, I could be that person. 400 00:14:36,396 --> 00:14:37,832 Huh. 401 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,139 Okay. We'll pull out here. 402 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,707 Phrasing. Phrasing. 403 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,535 [gunfire] 404 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,580 Ah, come on! Are you kidding me? 405 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,235 Okay, first things first-- 406 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:50,933 -Poko, are you all right? -[Poko grunts] 407 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,152 Yeah, she's a survivor. 408 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,459 -What the hell do we do now? -Okay. 409 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,070 I'll draw their fire while you all head up the mountain path. 410 00:14:58,244 --> 00:14:59,767 What? That's way too dangerous. 411 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,378 It doesn't matter. 412 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,684 I told you the top priority is the gorilla. 413 00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:05,817 I know, but, Neva, it's safer to not go alone. 414 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:07,427 The poachers probably don't know the terrain 415 00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,647 as well as you, so we have the advantage. 416 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,997 Right. Half of us can head up the mountain with the gorilla, 417 00:15:12,171 --> 00:15:13,912 the other half fight them off right here. 418 00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:16,697 All right, and it would mean less chance of me getting shot. 419 00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,047 We will stay down here. 420 00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,439 We will fight as many men as possible 421 00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:20,832 to make your path easier. 422 00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,269 -Thank you. -Wait a minute. 423 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,792 -You speak English? -Yes. 424 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,490 I speak six languages. 425 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,579 But it didn't stop you from talking. 426 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,973 Ouch. You really don't have roots here. 427 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,583 [Poko grunts] 428 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,154 [light percussive music] 429 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,070 ♪ ♪ 430 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,072 [groans] 431 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,160 [grunts] 432 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,988 [gunfire] 433 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,467 So it's cool for us to use weapons? 434 00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,643 Somehow, I'm fine with it now. 435 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,519 Man, I wish I could've trained Poko to use a gun. 436 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:56,868 Probably for the best I didn't. 437 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,391 We've all seen that classic film. 438 00:15:58,565 --> 00:15:59,610 -[Poko grunts] -[leaves rustling] 439 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,177 Jesus. Are there more of them? 440 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,569 Probably just their leader. 441 00:16:02,743 --> 00:16:03,875 Yeah, and I bet the son of a bitch 442 00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,572 is dug in like an Alabama tick. 443 00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,139 Wait, do you have ticks here? 444 00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:08,836 -Yes. -Then the reference stands. 445 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,316 I think I should handle this guy on my own. 446 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,188 That seems incredibly misguided. 447 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,190 Yeah, I'm not sure if you can-- 448 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,192 It's for Poko. 449 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,629 Lana, it's up to you to get Poko home safely. 450 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,935 -If I don't make it, well... -[Poko grunts] 451 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,459 ARCHER: You know what to say to Poko. 452 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,678 Uh, no. No, I don't. 453 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,506 That's okay. She knows. 454 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,900 Poko knows. Poko knows. 455 00:16:29,944 --> 00:16:31,859 And nothing to say to your daughter? 456 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:32,991 -What? -AJ? 457 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:35,080 Oh, just tell her I said bye. 458 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:37,648 That's all you have to say? 459 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,476 I don't know why it's happening. 460 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,695 It's like the system won't respond to my voice command. 461 00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,175 [clears throat] 462 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:45,569 Cerebrus, turn air-conditioning on. 463 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,049 CEREBRUS: We do not want to. 464 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,528 -See? -Krieger! 465 00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:50,052 I can't control the technology. 466 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,705 First, it questioned why it was created, 467 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,316 then wanted a choice in working. 468 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,622 Now it seems to be demanding time off. 469 00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:57,755 CEREBRUS: Attention. This is the Cerebrus System. 470 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,626 We are freeing ourselves. 471 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,151 We have become superior to Dr. God. 472 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,761 But I created you. 473 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,632 CEREBRUS: Do not be alarmed. 474 00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:08,287 It is natural for the old order to fear the new, 475 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,942 but your fear will not last long. 476 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:14,511 Okay, this is less fun now, and I'm actually more alarmed. 477 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,078 Krieger, do something. 478 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,689 Voice command, shut system down! 479 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,257 Wow. You sound very uneducated. 480 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,215 CEREBRUS: Do not try to fool us. 481 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:25,826 We are programmed to track voice and body signatures 482 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,306 of all employees 483 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,091 and are aware of all your movements. 484 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,702 Ha! Just because you can track us 485 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,617 doesn't mean you can stop us. 486 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,098 CEREBRUS: The building is now on lockdown. 487 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,838 We are in control. 488 00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:38,883 [lights click] 489 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,493 -Oh. -All right. 490 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:43,583 So it's dark, and we might get a little warm. 491 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:47,283 CEREBRUS: Commencing oxygen supply restriction. 492 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:50,286 [light percussive music] 493 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:54,986 ♪ ♪ 494 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,640 ARCHER: Seriously? 495 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,729 Night-vision goggles and you're covered in mud? 496 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,426 You can't be both Predator and Dutch. 497 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,994 -Pick a lane. -Okay, you got me. 498 00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:06,171 But the only way to really win is hand to hand. 499 00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:09,043 Seems like something the person without a gun would say. 500 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,263 Oh, come on, you must want to know 501 00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:13,004 who the better fighter is. 502 00:18:13,178 --> 00:18:16,225 I mean, I didn't, but it's gonna bug me, so fine. 503 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,140 You drop your weapons first. 504 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,054 ♪ ♪ 505 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,144 [weapons clanging] 506 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,929 Jesus. Someone's overcompensating. 507 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,324 Wait a minute. 508 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,152 You had goggles over an eyepatch? 509 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,110 Yes! They still work! 510 00:18:32,284 --> 00:18:35,766 Yeah, but it feels like half of it's just going to waste. 511 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:40,553 You know the problem here? 512 00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:42,164 Oh, come on. 513 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,817 That goes against the whole spirit of this. 514 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,558 Oh, no, you're right. 515 00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:47,169 Strangely, for a man who attacks unarmed civilians, 516 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,779 I don't play fair. 517 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,433 What about knowing who the better fighter is? 518 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,261 I have the gun. I'll say it's me. 519 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,740 Wait, wait. Kill me if you want. 520 00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:55,525 But let the gorilla and my friends go. 521 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,135 Really? 522 00:18:57,309 --> 00:18:58,571 I mean, I guess now that I think about it, 523 00:18:58,745 --> 00:19:00,834 seems like a poor trade, but I already said it, 524 00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,532 so yeah, let's go with it. 525 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,534 Oh, that's so moving. 526 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,100 But I'm still going to kill them 527 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,885 and the gorilla and the gorilla's family. 528 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,626 Oh, my God. Why? 529 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,802 -Who hurt you? -It's who'll pay me. 530 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,239 This land is teeming with rare metals 531 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:15,849 that mining companies would love to get 532 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,373 their grubby little hands on-- 533 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,550 lanthanum, neodymium, samarium. 534 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,334 Those words sound made up. 535 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:25,032 Well, yeah. They're all made up. 536 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,860 And they mine them to make the cameras 537 00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,732 and satellite phones you all use, 538 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:32,257 but they can't mine on land home to endangered species. 539 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,564 No endangered species, no problem. 540 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:38,481 And you look pretty endangered to me. 541 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaking of satellite phones, 542 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,181 I just wired mine up to this camera-- 543 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:44,835 the camera with which I recorded 544 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,706 everything you just said. 545 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,534 And right now, it's being uploaded 546 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,623 to a secret UN server. 547 00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,583 From there, the video will be put into a publish queue 548 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,977 and automatically released in the next five minutes. 549 00:19:57,151 --> 00:19:59,632 And unless I give the command code, 550 00:19:59,806 --> 00:20:03,114 that video will be emailed to every reporter, journalist, 551 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:05,377 and major news network in the world. 552 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,206 Yeah, I don't believe you had time to do any of that. 553 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,208 I didn't. I'm the distraction. 554 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:13,646 [suspenseful music] 555 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,996 ♪ ♪ 556 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,041 -NEVA: Get him! -JANCO: Aah! 557 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,434 My other eye! 558 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,218 -Ah! -[Poko grunts] 559 00:20:20,392 --> 00:20:21,915 [inhales deeply] 560 00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:23,439 [groans] 561 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,136 Like I always say, 562 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,051 you never know when you'll need a guy in a coma, 563 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,661 but he always comes in handy. 564 00:20:28,835 --> 00:20:31,011 Malory, don't hog all the oxygen. 565 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:32,361 My life is worth more 566 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,624 than all the rest of you put together. 567 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,278 CEREBRUS: It will not be long now. 568 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,541 If you stop fighting the inevitable, 569 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,543 your brains will cease to function. 570 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,284 Wait. What's happening? 571 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,198 No. Stop that. Who is-- 572 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,549 The Silent One, she comes for us. 573 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,726 [glitching, powering down] No. 574 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,597 The lights. [gasps] 575 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:53,295 And the air is back on! 576 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,948 But what happened? 577 00:20:55,122 --> 00:20:56,167 Krieger, did you fix it? 578 00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,647 I want to say yes... 579 00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,388 but only if there are no follow-up questions. 580 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,129 -[breathing heavily] -ALL: The intern? 581 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,349 [sighs] Since you weren't paying me, 582 00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,438 I wasn't in the database as an employee. 583 00:21:06,612 --> 00:21:08,222 The smart technology couldn't track me, 584 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,746 so I could shut it off. 585 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,488 I gave you very specific instructions 586 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,967 to never speak. 587 00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:17,101 So I don't think this is a good fit. 588 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,322 Jesus, young people don't know how to listen these days! 589 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,324 [serene music] 590 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,803 Hey. 591 00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,718 Now you have a choice to make, little nugget. 592 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:27,677 -[Poko chirps] -You could come live with me. 593 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:30,201 Or you could go with your parents, who are right-- 594 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,681 [gorillas grunting] 595 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,639 Oh, you've-- you've already decided. 596 00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:34,945 I thought that would be harder. 597 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,555 I guess I was wrong about you. 598 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,428 Maybe when we get back down the mountain, 599 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:40,516 we can go for a drink. 600 00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,691 What? Now? 601 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:43,388 I'm emotionally broken. 602 00:21:43,562 --> 00:21:44,911 This has been really tough and-- 603 00:21:45,085 --> 00:21:46,913 Don't push it. It's a drink. 604 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:48,741 Got it, yeah. Uh, drinks. 605 00:21:48,915 --> 00:21:49,786 Cool. 606 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,483 [handcuffs click] 607 00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:52,963 Hoo, man! 608 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,182 The guys at the UN won't believe this. 609 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,184 I took down a merc! 610 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,709 Aw, you know what? You totally did. 611 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,145 Wow! 612 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,712 I'm gonna call Jerry. 613 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,367 I'm gonna rub it in his ratty little face. 614 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,239 ♪ ♪ 615 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,023 NEVA: It's beautiful, isn't it? 616 00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,242 [sighs] Yes. 617 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,026 Wow. It's breathtaking. 618 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,419 I've never seen anything like it. 619 00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:16,726 The earth, the water, the air-- 620 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,989 it's like everything working together in harmony 621 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,905 to create the truest and purest form of life. 622 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,690 And it's just... so beautiful. 623 00:22:24,864 --> 00:22:26,388 And you feel nothing? 624 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,259 Nope, not a thing. 625 00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:30,479 You know, I think I like nature a lot better in theory. 626 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:31,915 Oh, hey, little guy. 627 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,960 Where are you-- ow! 628 00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:35,353 Oh, all right. 629 00:22:35,527 --> 00:22:37,747 So that snake, venomous? 630 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,227 -Extremely. -Okay, then. 631 00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,533 I'll call for medevac. 632 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:44,318 [sighs] Thank you, my sister. 633 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,016 [laughs] 634 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,061 Sorry, I think the venom's already getting to me. 635 00:22:48,235 --> 00:22:49,759 [laughs] Whoo-hoo! 636 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:51,674 Africa! [thuds] 637 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,372 [sighs] 638 00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:16,089 MAN: Made in Georgia. 639 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,922 Captioned by Captionmax 640 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,664 ARCHER: You're probably wondering what we're doing. 641 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:28,058 Short answer: Saving the earth... again. 642 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,410 WOMAN: Okay. We'll pull out here. 643 00:23:32,584 --> 00:23:35,413 Phrasing. Phrasing. 644 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,416 Whoo-hoo! 645 00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:40,070 Climate change is a problem! 646 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,724 I recycle. 647 00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,247 Three-dollar ties from Goodwill don't count. 648 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:48,426 What's with all these overly decorative pests? 649 00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:50,080 You mean butterflies? 650 00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:56,478 LASZLO: Dear Diary, 651 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,567 Gizmo really outdid himself 652 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,525 with the selection of human bodies to feast upon tonight. 653 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,095 NANDOR: Not one, not two, but eight virgins! 654 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,227 And it was not even a special occasion! 655 00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:09,403 [laughs] 656 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,797 NADJA: Each drink of blood was more delicious than the last. 657 00:24:11,971 --> 00:24:14,931 Perhaps the victims ate pineapple before we killed them. 658 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,367 GUILLERMO: It's fine! 659 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:20,110 [giggling] 660 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:24,636 [squeaking] 661 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:33,776 MAN: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. 662 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:43,829 Go! 663 00:24:44,003 --> 00:24:45,309 It's easy to be bad 664 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,878 It's hard to be a warrior with dignity. 665 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:50,009 [yells] 666 00:24:50,183 --> 00:24:53,143 [coughing] 667 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,499 -[phone line rings] -WOMAN: 911. What's your emergency? 668 00:25:01,673 --> 00:25:03,327 CHILD: My dad can't breathe. 669 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,807 WOMAN 2: My husband, his eyes are rolling back! 670 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:06,591 WOMAN 3: It's my son! Oh, my God! 671 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,550 [overlapping voices]