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Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.54,0:00:23.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back to {\i1}Get On Up{\i0}\N{\i1}with Chuck and Pam.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.01,0:00:24.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Flu season is right\Naround the corner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.98,0:00:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,So our local beauty expert\Nwill be here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.78,0:00:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,to show you how to look hot,\Neven if you have a cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.72,0:00:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,(sultry voice):\NAh-choo.\NGesundheit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.65,0:00:33.65,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.66,0:00:35.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Gesundheit.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.02,0:00:37.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Are they the cutest couple\Non TV or what, Gene?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.73,0:00:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, if you like white people.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.46,0:00:40.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Now look away, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Why?\NDad's hogging the bathroom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.20,0:00:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm using the guest bathroom!\NUgh, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.97,0:00:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you've let me\Ndo it before!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.74,0:00:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. But move the dishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:51.43,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs happily)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.44,0:00:53.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, Gene!\NThat's my spot!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.11,0:00:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That's funny.\NIt smells like my spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.98,0:00:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,(sniffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.31,0:00:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Asparagus!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.95,0:00:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been using the toilet\Nlike an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.61,0:01:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,ANNOUNCER:\Nwho hates fish?rman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.48,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A pediatrician who hates kids?\NWe want to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.05,0:01:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, want to be part of\Nour new cooking segment?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.72,0:01:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're a local chef,\Nsend us a tape!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.22,0:01:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)\NOh, my God... B-Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.72,0:01:10.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Get in here!\NWhat? What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.83,0:01:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta make\Nan audition tape
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.13,0:01:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,to do a cooking segment\Nfor {\i1}Get On Up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.20,0:01:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. I don't...\NI don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on, Bob.\NYou'd be great!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.83,0:01:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, that's...\Nthat's not for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.67,0:01:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, sure, it'd be fun\Nto be a celebrity chef, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.07,0:01:23.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa.\NWhoa!\NWhoa.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.64,0:01:26.38,Default,,0,0,0,,When did a cooking segment turn\Ninto being a celebrity chef?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:27.67,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not what I meant.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.68,0:01:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I meant cooking segment.\NForget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Rachael Ray over here.\NWith bigger hips.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.71,0:01:33.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it.\NGo to school.\NFine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.85,0:01:36.32,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as we're giving orders,\Nput some clothes on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.32,0:01:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Leave something to the\Nimagination, for God's sakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.22,0:01:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,(clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.73,0:01:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.23,0:01:49.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Is no one going to comment\Non my Sasquatch mask?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.53,0:01:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Middle child.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.07,0:01:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Anything for attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Where'd you get\Nthe mask from?\NNo. No. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.67,0:01:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for asking.\NPeter Pescadero.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.14,0:01:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he'd give it to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.37,0:01:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,if I taught him\Nhow to pop and lock.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.94,0:02:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Lucy Lock-it\Nlost her Pop-it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.88,0:02:02.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.04,0:02:04.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Lucy Lock-it\Nlost her...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.71,0:02:06.97,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of a god\Nwould give you those legs
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.98,0:02:08.81,Default,,0,0,0,,and no rhythm?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.82,0:02:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,This mask is gonna\Nmake me the new "it" kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.35,0:02:12.78,Default,,0,0,0,,As in, "What is it?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.79,0:02:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,"It's that kid in the mask."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.99,0:02:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Ohh..."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.32,0:02:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NCome on!\NLet me film you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.13,0:02:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No.\NYes. Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.16,0:02:21.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine!\NYay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.90,0:02:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, we're making an\Naudition tape for your father.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.83,0:02:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Gene.\NYou look intriguing today, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.64,0:02:28.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Why, thank you, Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.07,0:02:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.37,0:02:30.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(growls)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.97,0:02:33.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, are you ready? Action!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.11,0:02:34.55,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.54,0:02:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. So, uh, I am preparing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.68,0:02:39.28,Default,,0,0,0,,the Onion-tended\NConsequences burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.28,0:02:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, first you have\Nto caramelize the onions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.55,0:02:44.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And no, I don't\Nmean add caramel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.35,0:02:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha!\NHeh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.95,0:02:48.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Then you add some fresh thyme,\Nwhich I have right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.29,0:02:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Then it's time to add\Nthe goat cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.73,0:02:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,And voilá.\N(yells)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.40,0:02:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Notice me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.56,0:02:57.36,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NAnd cut.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.37,0:02:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Got a little weird at the end,\Nbut they'll get the idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.90,0:03:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Honey, why don't you{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.87,0:03:03.01,Default,,0,0,0,,take that off, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.00,0:03:04.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Take what off?\NThis is me now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.97,0:03:06.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Heard that before.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.27,0:03:07.80,Default,,0,0,0,,This is me now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.81,0:03:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,This is me now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.01,0:03:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,This is me now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.38,0:03:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(phone rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.95,0:03:14.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello? Yes, he's right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.98,0:03:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob! Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.28,0:03:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,It's {\i1}Get On Up!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.62,0:03:18.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.89,0:03:19.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You loved it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.99,0:03:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh!\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.29,0:03:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!\NUh, that's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.69,0:03:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!\NOf course I can come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.23,0:03:25.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh!\NBring the whole family?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.56,0:03:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Woo!\NUm, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.86,0:03:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I can cook the... Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.30,0:03:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.03,0:03:31.19,Default,,0,0,0,,(Bob screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.20,0:03:33.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Ha-ha!\NCooking segment!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.07,0:03:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Cooking segment!\NCooking segment!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.17,0:03:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NOh!\NWhoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.70,0:03:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,(clears throat)\NI mean, it's um, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.47,0:03:38.97,Default,,0,0,0,,it's gonna be good\Nfor the restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.97,0:03:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NThat's the important thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.01,0:03:42.38,Default,,0,0,0,,But we can still\Njump up and down!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.38,0:03:43.68,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NAhh-ha-ha! We're doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.68,0:03:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.\NWoo!\NYay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.21,0:03:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Should he be sweating\Nlike that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.15,0:03:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NOw. Ow. Okay stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.15,0:03:53.49,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NOh, my God, this is so exciting!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.49,0:03:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(sing-song):\NI know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.96,0:03:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, you must be Bob.\NI'm Kevin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.66,0:03:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's introduce you\Nto Chuck and Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.16,0:03:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ask them\Nany questions, obviously.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.83,0:04:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't touch them,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.33,0:04:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,but also don't make\Ntoo much eye contact.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.13,0:04:05.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody's friendly...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.53,0:04:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.07,0:04:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,We just loved your tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.14,0:04:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, some of us did.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.04,0:04:11.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.64,0:04:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you a little bunny?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.71,0:04:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,(sniffing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.04,0:04:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,(whispering):\NI smell fear on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.44,0:04:18.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I don't like that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.15,0:04:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Bob, you'll\Nstand over here,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.65,0:04:21.32,Default,,0,0,0,,and then we'll put Gene here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.32,0:04:23.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?\NWhat?\NCHUCK:\NYeah. Exactly like in the tape.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.22,0:04:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it! I mean,\NI had no idea, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.99,0:04:26.86,Default,,0,0,0,,yes!\NNo, no, no, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.86,0:04:28.89,Default,,0,0,0,,It's great. It's like when they\Ngot a chimp on {\i1}The Today Show.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.89,0:04:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that was in the '50s,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.56,0:04:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,but sure, let's base all\Nour decisions on that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.69,0:04:34.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it could go viral!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.56,0:04:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.03,0:04:39.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna have\Ntwo little stars!\NOh, great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.50,0:04:42.06,Default,,0,0,0,,CHUCK:\N{\i1}Well, I don't know about you,{\i0}\N{\i1}Pam,but that is certainly{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.07,0:04:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\Nsome of the cutest baby panda\Nfootage I've ever seen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.67,0:04:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.14,0:04:47.98,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'll do all the talking\Nand you just nod, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.98,0:04:49.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Check.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.04,0:04:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And entertain the crap\Nout of everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.01,0:04:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, not that.\NOkay, just...\NBlow their minds. Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.52,0:04:55.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, stop it. Don't do that.\NI got it. Go, go,\Ngo, go, go, go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.52,0:04:57.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, and now it is time\Nfor our new segment,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.22,0:04:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,"Hey, Good Cookin'."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.05,0:05:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And today's chef is\NBob of Bob's Burgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.12,0:05:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And who is this furry fella?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.63,0:05:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm... the Sasquatch Kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.99,0:05:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,No wait, Burgerfoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.46,0:05:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.37,0:05:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Right. Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.20,0:05:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,And today, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.04,0:05:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,we're making the\NBruschetta Bout It Burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.17,0:05:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So we start with some\Nfresh mozzarella,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.01,0:05:21.35,Default,,0,0,0,,and some basil...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.34,0:05:22.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm, mm, mm.\NGene. Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.98,0:05:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Pop-it-lock-it-\Npop-it-lock-it.\NAnd then we, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.05,0:05:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,add some oil and vinegar\Nto these, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.51,0:05:27.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I want beef!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.98,0:05:30.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\N(gobbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.02,0:05:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.52,0:05:33.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch likey like.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.19,0:05:35.73,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.73,0:05:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.33,0:05:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.03,0:05:43.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha ha ha! Beefsquatch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.06,0:05:45.46,Default,,0,0,0,,(gobbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.47,0:05:49.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, boy.\NBeefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.94,0:05:55.64,Default,,0,0,0,,So they want Bob and Gene\Nback next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.64,0:05:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,They said it got the most\Nresponse of any segment
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.01,0:05:59.81,Default,,0,0,0,,since they showed Pam\Ngetting her tubes tied.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.81,0:06:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,The fallopians on that woman!\NEh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.18,0:06:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, you excited or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.85,0:06:05.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby?\NNo, Teddy. I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.85,0:06:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Why not?\NHe's just mad\N'cause he thinks Gene
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.12,0:06:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatched all over\Nhis special moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.89,0:06:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't, Lin. Don't use\Nthat as a verb.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.69,0:06:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just... it's not\Nwhat I envisioned, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.86,0:06:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause it was horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.90,0:06:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It was great!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.87,0:06:18.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew this mask\Nwas powerful!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.73,0:06:20.73,Default,,0,0,0,,So, who wants to touch\Nand/or be touched
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.74,0:06:22.21,Default,,0,0,0,,by a famous person?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.20,0:06:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I please have\Nmy mask back?\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.71,0:06:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I explicitly said\Nno backsies, Peter.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.94,0:06:29.27,Default,,0,0,0,,In this country,\Nno backsies means something!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.28,0:06:30.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Now go pop and lock!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.81,0:06:32.11,Default,,0,0,0,,But I don't want\Nto do it anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.11,0:06:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.11,0:06:36.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Lucy Lock-it\Nlost her Pop-it...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.38,0:06:37.74,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.19,0:06:40.89,Default,,0,0,0,,(Gene whistling)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.89,0:06:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Brush, brush, brush.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.99,0:06:43.53,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NGene.\NHmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.53,0:06:45.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I need you to do something\Nfor me. It's... It's important.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.96,0:06:48.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not pulling out your long\Neyebrow hairs again, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.40,0:06:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's not...\NWait, are they back?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.40,0:06:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.\NYeesh, that is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.03,0:06:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, I was\Nthinking maybe, um,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.54,0:06:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,could you, uh, tone it down\Nout there a little?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.14,0:06:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, uh, let me\Nexplain the recipe?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.71,0:06:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Try to entertain 'em a little?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.01,0:07:01.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds crazy,\Nbut you got it, Dad.\NGreat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.48,0:07:03.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just wait for you\Nto succeed or fail.\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.81,0:07:06.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Could go great,\Ncould be a disaster...\NOkay. I got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.18,0:07:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Psst. {\i1}Psst.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.55,0:07:10.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi.\NHi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.55,0:07:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,My mom lets me come\Nto all the show tapings,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.95,0:07:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,as long as it doesn't interfere\Nwith school work.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.99,0:07:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It does.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.96,0:07:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a VIP, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.36,0:07:20.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you get to meet Pam?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.13,0:07:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Who, the host lady? Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:23.63,Default,,0,0,0,,(moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.63,0:07:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay?\NI'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.53,0:07:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So did you, like,\NI don't know,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.00,0:07:28.63,Default,,0,0,0,,taste her hair or anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.64,0:07:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I didn't think of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.87,0:07:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess I could have.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.54,0:07:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,(moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.87,0:07:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She was swooshing\Nher hair all around.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.34,0:07:36.10,Default,,0,0,0,,(moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.11,0:07:38.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna turn this way.\N(moaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.11,0:07:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,So to make our Mediterr-Ain't-\NMisbehavin' Burger,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.95,0:07:42.49,Default,,0,0,0,,we have some feta cheese...\NMmm.\NMmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.48,0:07:43.98,Default,,0,0,0,,and, uh, of course\Nsome eggplant...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.99,0:07:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.\NYum.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.49,0:07:47.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, actually, these eggplants\Nwere freshly laid
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.56,0:07:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,by the chickenplant\Nthis morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.19,0:07:51.13,Default,,0,0,0,,(Bob chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.13,0:07:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, so with these...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.89,0:07:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Pam, why don't you\Ngive the audience
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.56,0:07:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,a chance to get the joke.\NChickenplant.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.97,0:07:58.84,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs politely)\N(clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.83,0:08:01.19,Default,,0,0,0,,(hums)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.20,0:08:03.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oop, I think this one's\Nhatching right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.17,0:08:06.53,Default,,0,0,0,,(hums nervously)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.54,0:08:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll save you,\Nboring cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.01,0:08:11.15,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.15,0:08:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.45,0:08:14.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.48,0:08:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay, that'll be $5.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.19,0:08:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Throw in another five\Nand he'll burp in your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.29,0:08:22.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Look at all these people
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.02,0:08:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,that came 'cause of\Nthe show, Bobby!\NUh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.19,0:08:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, it's great\Nfor the restaurant,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.99,0:08:27.69,Default,,0,0,0,,just like you wanted!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.70,0:08:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's all just\Nhow I wanted it.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.30,0:08:33.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Nice dish tub.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.13,0:08:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.\NYou want to go out?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.67,0:08:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you must really\Nlike dish tubs.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.64,0:08:38.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you that boy from\Nthe studio audience?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.44,0:08:40.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh-shh-shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.11,0:08:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, there's something here.\NWe both know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.81,0:08:43.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just take it\Nand run with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.21,0:08:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... Okay.\NCould be worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.55,0:08:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,"Could be worse."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.85,0:08:48.49,Default,,0,0,0,,(fake laugh)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.48,0:08:50.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess who's gonna get\Nan arm put around them?\NMe?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.85,0:08:53.01,Default,,0,0,0,,(both laugh awkwardly)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.02,0:08:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I get your autograph?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.02,0:08:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go, Toots.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.49,0:08:58.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch signed it.\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.16,0:09:00.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll sign it.\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.06,0:09:03.06,Default,,0,0,0,,"Keep sizzling. Bob."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.06,0:09:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.23,0:09:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you?\NWho are {\i1}you,{\i0} huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.70,0:09:08.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Old man freak.\NYou idiot kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.17,0:09:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\N{\i1}Oh, my God, I can't believe{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.87,0:09:11.63,Default,,0,0,0,,we were invited to\NChuck's pool party.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.64,0:09:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.94,0:09:14.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be swarming\Nwith celebrities!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.48,0:09:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember, they're just normal\Npeople like you and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.98,0:09:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, it's local\Nweatherman Scott Bags!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.95,0:09:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Scott! Say "cold front!"\NSay "cold front!"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.12,0:09:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda. Stop it.\NCold front!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.22,0:09:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,What? He's the weatherman!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.69,0:09:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Last one in\Nthe pool is Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.99,0:09:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.66,0:09:30.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey... Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.22,0:09:31.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey!\NYou guys made it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.99,0:09:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Linda.\NLet's get tanked!\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.30,0:09:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, thanks for, uh,\Ninviting us, Chuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.53,0:09:37.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You're in the inner circle, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of us as your family now.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.30,0:09:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you and Linda swing?\NUh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.67,0:09:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckling):\NOkay. I'll take that\Nas a yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.77,0:09:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Wink.\NNo, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.11,0:09:47.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Steve's wife! You likey?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.14,0:09:48.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Um.\NNo? Why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.48,0:09:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Body? Face?\N(clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.78,0:09:51.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Both. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.11,0:09:52.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Steve, you likey?\NUm, Chuck...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.95,0:09:55.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, be open to it.\NBe open to it.\NI really don't think this...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.68,0:09:57.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought I told you\Nyou were in the inner circle.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.15,0:09:59.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.\NAnd the only rule\Nin the inner circle
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.05,0:10:00.65,Default,,0,0,0,,is that you're open to it,\Nso if Steve's in...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.66,0:10:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oop, Steve's not interested\Nanyway, never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.06,0:10:03.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We're divorced, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.73,0:10:05.53,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.53,0:10:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)\NOh, my God, you're divor...\NI can't believe that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.96,0:10:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we are.\NYou two look so happy on TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.13,0:10:11.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh.\NWhat happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.47,0:10:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Fame!\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.07,0:10:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NFame's great, I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.04,0:10:18.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Fame tears families apart.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.31,0:10:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NThat, and the fact that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.54,0:10:23.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I refuse to live in a house\Nwith low-flush toilets.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.14,0:10:25.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I deserve the full flush, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.65,0:10:27.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course you do, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.52,0:10:28.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.88,0:10:31.11,Default,,0,0,0,,(toilet flushes)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.12,0:10:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NDamn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.15,0:10:34.01,Default,,0,0,0,,(flushes again)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.02,0:10:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupid toilet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.52,0:10:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.46,0:10:40.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Eggplants come\Nfrom chickenplants.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.86,0:10:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs as Beefsquatch)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.06,0:10:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hilarious!\NThat's so Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.13,0:10:45.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Nailed it, Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.57,0:10:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Are you making\Nfun of me?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.80,0:10:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Dad. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.64,0:10:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,That mask has turned you\Ninto a real jerk, Gene!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.14,0:10:55.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you mean megastar.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.04,0:10:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God,\Nthey're making a scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.31,0:10:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,You two stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.78,0:10:59.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Let them fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.31,0:11:01.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody look that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.18,0:11:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There she goes.\N(vomiting)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.55,0:11:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I should just quit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.22,0:11:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Do it! Leave the entertaining\Nto the pros... meaning me
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.65,0:11:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,and other people\Nwith masks!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.52,0:11:10.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.02,0:11:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time for you\Nto learn a lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.79,0:11:14.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch your back,\NBeefsquatch.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.16,0:11:15.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you watch it\Nfor me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.90,0:11:18.23,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause I'll be shaking it\Nright in your face!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.23,0:11:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And it'll look like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.67,0:11:21.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Ba-baba-\Nbo-bo-eh-eh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.67,0:11:24.51,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.51,0:11:26.01,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not funny, Chuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.01,0:11:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's pretty funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.01,0:11:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna make this show\Na living nightmare for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.05,0:11:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna wish\Nyou'd never been born,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.55,0:11:39.31,Default,,0,0,0,,meaning I wouldn't be born!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.32,0:11:41.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What can I get my favorite\Nfather-son team?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.72,0:11:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Separate dressing rooms.\NSeparate dressing rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.89,0:11:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And a piñata and large\Nsatin pillows. Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.16,0:11:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And Greek yogurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.83,0:11:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Two-percent for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.03,0:11:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the plain is fine\Nfor both of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.53,0:11:53.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise! Psst! Come here!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.57,0:11:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying to sabotage\NBeefsquatch
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.74,0:11:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and I need your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.87,0:11:57.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, first of all,\NI'm flattered...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.81,0:12:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Shush. Is there anything I can\Ndo to throw him off his game?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.11,0:12:01.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Dynamite in the burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.51,0:12:02.45,Default,,0,0,0,,More subtle.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.44,0:12:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,C4.\NMove off explosives.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.71,0:12:05.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Habanero peppers.\NA lot of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.28,0:12:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! You're a genius!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.45,0:12:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.22,0:12:08.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Get me habanero peppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.65,0:12:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll call my guy.\NRing, ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.12,0:12:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me talk to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.65,0:12:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a fake phone.\NI don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.52,0:12:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your name?\NI don't speak Spanish.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.46,0:12:19.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I do. {\i1}Hola, combre se hombre,{\i0}\N{\i1}habanero pepper.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.23,0:12:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Caw, caw, caw!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.06,0:12:24.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Caw!\NI get it. I'm in\Nyour dressing room.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.87,0:12:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Listen, I need you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.33,0:12:28.90,Default,,0,0,0,,to help me sabotage Dad\Non the show.\NWhat a day!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.90,0:12:32.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I was thinking, what if I\Nmislabeled Dad's utensils?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.11,0:12:34.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Write, like, "eggbeater"\Non the spatula,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.11,0:12:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,and "oven" on the cutting board.\NHmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.04,0:12:38.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Or what if you put superglue\Non them?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.18,0:12:39.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! But can you do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.65,0:12:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The last time I used superglue,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.45,0:12:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I accidentally glued my wiener\Nto my remote control helicopter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.49,0:12:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh...!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.82,0:12:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Accidentally on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.63,0:12:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, my lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.63,0:12:55.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, my boyfriend Nathan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.06,0:12:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how about we take this\Nto the next level?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.70,0:12:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna make out?\NOkay, on three.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.30,0:13:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,One... Ah...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.37,0:13:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I mean, take me\Nbackstage to meet Pam.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.11,0:13:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, are you only going out\Nwith me to get to Pam?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.61,0:13:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me how to love you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.04,0:13:10.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Nathan, you might be in this\Nfor the wrong reasons.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.18,0:13:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we\Nshould break up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.61,0:13:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. Throw away\Nthe best thing
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.95,0:13:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,that's ever happened to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.48,0:13:16.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't really think\Nthis is the best...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.38,0:13:18.98,Default,,0,0,0,,But know this!\NI will taste Pam's hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.99,0:13:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And there's nothing\Nyou can do to stop me!\NLet's stay friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.29,0:13:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It smells like it's time\Nfor our favorite segment...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.33,0:13:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,"Hey, Good Cookin'"!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.36,0:13:28.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So, whatcha got cookin' up\Ntoday, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.56,0:13:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Chuck, it's the\N"I'm Gonna Get You\NSuccotash Burger."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.83,0:13:32.49,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckles) That's rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.50,0:13:34.30,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'm just chopping up\Nsome tomatoes.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.30,0:13:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And then I'm\Ngoing to, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.17,0:13:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You all right there?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.87,0:13:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NThat's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.71,0:13:40.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll hold onto that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.34,0:13:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, why don't we just\Nget the burger on the bun?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.04,0:13:44.47,Default,,0,0,0,,How 'bout that, Chuck?\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.48,0:13:45.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.98,0:13:47.88,Default,,0,0,0,,ALL:\NBeefsquatch! Beefsquatch!\NBeefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.88,0:13:51.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!\NBeefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.39,0:13:53.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Well if it isn't\NMr. Spatula Knife Hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.82,0:13:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hi, Beefsquatch.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.12,0:13:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead.\NHave a burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.49,0:13:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't mind if I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.73,0:14:02.63,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunts, screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.63,0:14:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing)\NI put peppers in it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.00,0:14:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,You bastard!\NI'm gonna get you for this!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.00,0:14:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring it on, Beefcrotch!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.04,0:14:13.01,Default,,0,0,0,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.11,0:14:15.71,Default,,0,0,0,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.98,0:14:22.71,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.35,0:14:28.55,Default,,0,0,0,,(spitting):\NKitty litter!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.54,0:14:47.88,Default,,0,0,0,,What a crazy couple weeks, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.88,0:14:49.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyone want to talk about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.84,0:14:51.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got out\Nof a serious relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.65,0:14:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, shush.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.55,0:14:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I am doing great!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.12,0:14:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,How about you, son?\NGreat here, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.85,0:14:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you give\Nme a big hug!\NLove to.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.45,0:15:01.05,Default,,0,0,0,,That would be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.06,0:15:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,(both grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.12,0:15:04.55,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NOh, bullhonk!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.56,0:15:07.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Pam warned me about this\Nwhen she was binge-drinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.13,0:15:09.13,Default,,0,0,0,,She said fame\Ndestroys families.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.13,0:15:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,And this family's going\Nright in the crapper.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.13,0:15:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So that is why...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.00,0:15:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you two\Nshould quit the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.17,0:15:16.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell him to quit.\NTell him to quit.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.94,0:15:17.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Him!\NHim!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.84,0:15:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I quit!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.11,0:15:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The dirty tricks department\Nis closed!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.78,0:15:22.21,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you\Ntalking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.21,0:15:23.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing.\NForget it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.84,0:15:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, we had some good times,\Ndidn't we?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.45,0:15:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you helping him?\NWere you helping him?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.78,0:15:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Jinx.\NYeah, I'm out!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.12,0:15:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sick of your dark,\Ntwisted games.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.28,0:15:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going\Nto go take a shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.89,0:15:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Wash this filth off me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.49,0:15:34.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Filthy!\NFilthy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.96,0:15:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, if you guys\Naren't gonna quit,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.46,0:15:38.53,Default,,0,0,0,,then I'm gonna go talk\Nto Chuck and Pam myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.53,0:15:41.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Pam and I are tight!\NShe'll put an end to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.13,0:15:42.13,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.13,0:15:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,But what about all that stuff\Nyou said
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.90,0:15:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,about fame destroying\Nrelationships?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.57,0:15:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just something\Nfamous people say.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.50,0:15:49.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, we've struck gold here,\Nand I will be damned
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.77,0:15:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,if I'm gonna let some mama bear\Ncome in here and ruin it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.54,0:15:54.94,Default,,0,0,0,,So unless you work\Nfor the network or the affiliate
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.94,0:15:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,or the FCC, I can legally\Npretend that you don't exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.31,0:15:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're not\Ngetting rid
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.48,0:15:59.98,Default,,0,0,0,,of this mama bear\Nso easy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.98,0:16:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I am. Security.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.02,0:16:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Oh, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.99,0:16:10.03,Default,,0,0,0,,CHUCK:\N{\i1}Hey, you see{\i0}\N{\i1}those guys over there{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.02,0:16:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,with the untucked\Ndress shirts?\NI'll go tuck 'em in.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.96,0:16:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.\NThey hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.40,0:16:16.03,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the VP and assistant VP\Nof programming.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.03,0:16:17.63,Default,,0,0,0,,They're talking\Nabout a spin-off.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.63,0:16:19.53,Default,,0,0,0,,A spin-off?\NYour own show, guys,\Nwith me producing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.53,0:16:20.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It could be bigger\Nthan {\i1}Get On Up.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.00,0:16:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, bigger than {\i1}Get On Down,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.34,0:16:24.11,Default,,0,0,0,,which is the midnight\Nrebroadcast of {\i1}Get On Up.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.11,0:16:26.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna be\Nmoderately wealthy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.11,0:16:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I could date someone\Nhalf my age...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.04,0:16:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,five-and-a-half-year-old\Nstarlet.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.01,0:16:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, so it would really seal\Nthe deal
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.61,0:16:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,if you guys would, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.88,0:16:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,physically attack each other\Na little bit. Or a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.88,0:16:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.22,0:16:37.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.39,0:16:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Makes perfect sense, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.79,0:16:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a cooking segment,\Nso, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.89,0:16:41.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Great! And physical violence\Non three.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.96,0:16:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not doing it.\NOne, two, three.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.33,0:16:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Physical violence!\NPhysical violence!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.39,0:16:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you seen\Nmy mom anywhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.33,0:16:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I threw her out.\NBut that's funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.20,0:16:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I just let you go backstage\Na second ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.03,0:16:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh.\NI wonder where I was going?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.04,0:16:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,NATHAN:\NJust let me taste it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.10,0:16:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Get off of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.84,0:16:59.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Tina,\Ncheck out Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.11,0:17:00.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Nathan! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.31,0:17:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.98,0:17:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,What is going on?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.28,0:17:04.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me go!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.28,0:17:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think that...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.28,0:17:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,we can stay\Nfriends.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.48,0:17:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Security!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.12,0:17:08.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.88,0:17:11.01,Default,,0,0,0,,What the...?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.02,0:17:13.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry. This is\Nmy ex-boyfriend, Nathan.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.69,0:17:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, you two couldn't make it\Nwork?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.29,0:17:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we couldn't make it work.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.06,0:17:19.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And eight, and nine,\Nand ten...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.96,0:17:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,PAM:\NOh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.66,0:17:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,CHUCK:\NLooking mazel-tough,\NExercise Rabbi.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.13,0:17:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,PAM:\NCall the fire department\N'cause my buns are burning!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.13,0:17:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of buns,\NI think I can smell some.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.87,0:17:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And it must be time for...\N"Hey, Good Cookin'"!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.04,0:17:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's cookin', Bob?\NWell, Chuck,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.04,0:17:35.11,Default,,0,0,0,,it's the Every Breath\NYou Tikka Masala Burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.11,0:17:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckles)\NWe start with a\Nlittle coconut milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.21,0:17:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.\NRight?\NThere it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.85,0:17:40.48,Default,,0,0,0,,There's the coconut milk.\NNo one cares.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.48,0:17:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And then,\Nsome curry paste...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.88,0:17:43.64,Default,,0,0,0,,You want me to\Neven pick it up
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.65,0:17:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause no one's listening?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.89,0:17:46.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever, whatever.\NJust move it along.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.49,0:17:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,So, yeah, that's\Ncurry paste.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.06,0:17:49.89,Default,,0,0,0,,GENE:\NI'm bored up here!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.89,0:17:52.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, should I go to the next\Ningredient or just...?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.03,0:17:53.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.03,0:17:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.20,0:17:55.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.30,0:17:56.40,Default,,0,0,0,,More scotch.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.40,0:17:57.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.06,0:17:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,GENE:\NMy ears are burning!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.07,0:18:02.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Beefsquatch\Ntook you down!\NThat's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.97,0:18:04.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Beef fight! Beef fight!\NBeef fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.67,0:18:05.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here, beef boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.97,0:18:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(Gene yelling)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.28,0:18:10.98,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter what,\Ndon't stop rolling.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.98,0:18:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,(both grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.71,0:18:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.15,0:18:15.59,Default,,0,0,0,,They're gonna kill each other!\NOn TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.98,0:18:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you not entertained?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.35,0:18:21.35,Default,,0,0,0,,No... a little.\NNot you!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.82,0:18:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, stop it! Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.96,0:18:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Louise, Tina, Boy-Tina,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.90,0:18:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,we gotta get in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.96,0:18:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyone want to help me\Nthrow this through the window?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.97,0:18:35.47,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a bad, bad boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.47,0:18:37.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It stinks in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.87,0:18:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, Gene,\Nlook at yourselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.71,0:18:42.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You're father and son!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.18,0:18:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,You're supposed to love each\Nother, not kill each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.38,0:18:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't the Bible!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.11,0:18:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This show has torn my family\Napart long enough! It ends now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.55,0:18:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, cover your ears.\NFCC, here comes Linda!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.12,0:18:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Dagnabbit, pee popper,\Nnuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.83,0:18:59.73,Default,,0,0,0,,momma kaga, poopa daddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.73,0:19:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.20,0:19:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm cursing on live TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.00,0:19:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, those aren't curse words.\NNot even close.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.83,0:19:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.\NWell, how 'bout this?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.47,0:19:09.01,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no!\NNo nudity! No nudity!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.00,0:19:09.80,Default,,0,0,0,,(screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.80,0:19:10.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.87,0:19:13.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This is to save my family!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.11,0:19:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,A-boobity-\Nboobity-boobity-boo!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.94,0:19:15.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.48,0:19:16.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.18,0:19:16.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.98,0:19:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,DVR! DVR!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.15,0:19:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,You said to keep rolling.\NWe're done. We're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.18,0:19:22.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, by the way,\Nthe same thing happened
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.02,0:19:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,with the chimp on\N{\i1}TheToday Show.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.35,0:19:24.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut your mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.05,0:19:25.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You have a smart mouth.\NYou have a smart mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.55,0:19:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you shut that.\NShove it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.82,0:19:28.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.\NYeah, no kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.36,0:19:31.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\Nshe did that... for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.39,0:19:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, milk, saving families.\NWhat can't breasts do?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.23,0:19:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Milking the cow!\NMilking the cow!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.23,0:19:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I'm sorry, Gene,\Nabout everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.83,0:19:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I let the whole TV thing\Ngo to my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.40,0:19:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.00,0:19:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This thing turned me\Ninto a monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.01,0:19:48.21,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not a monster!\NI'm a real boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.21,0:19:50.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Dad! Solidarity!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.54,0:19:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God.\N(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.01,0:19:53.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, you have\Nlet yourself go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.81,0:19:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobida-boobida-\Nbop-bop-bop-ba!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.68,0:19:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, okay, well, now,\Nnow we stopped rolling.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.38,0:19:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,So there's no need for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.65,0:19:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, what the hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.69,0:20:01.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Boobity-boobity-ba-bida-ba.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.82,0:20:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.69,0:20:04.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.06,0:20:07.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, too, son!\NI love you, Pam!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.39,0:20:09.99,Default,,0,0,0,,REPORTER:\NAnd so, facing major fines\Nfrom the FCC,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.00,0:20:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,this long-running talk show\Nmay have had its last word.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.97,0:20:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little too (chuckles)\Ntitillating.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.20,0:20:19.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you two may be regular,\Nunfamous schmucks now,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.04,0:20:21.21,Default,,0,0,0,,but at least\Nthis family's back to normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.21,0:20:22.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Amen!\NYou said it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.28,0:20:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Single and ready\Nto mingle.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.94,0:20:26.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. And thanks, Lin, for\Nshowing us some perspective.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.21,0:20:28.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Among other things.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.62,0:20:30.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Show's over, Teddy.\NCome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.55,0:20:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Lin. It's just, ah, you\Nimagine something for so long,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.82,0:20:36.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and then what you thought\Nwas pink is brown,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.02,0:20:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and what you thought\Nwas symmetrical is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.03,0:20:40.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just unsettling.\NTeddy, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.29,0:20:42.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, what'd you do\Nwith your mask?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.03,0:20:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you throw it\Nin a volcano?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.00,0:20:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah. I gave it back\Nto Peter Pescadero.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.13,0:20:48.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I promised him he would\Npop and lock his way
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.37,0:20:50.14,Default,,0,0,0,,to a better life,\Nand I did not deliver.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.14,0:20:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Another child left behind.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.04,0:20:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's certainly nice\Nto have the old Gene back.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.17,0:20:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,(farting sound)\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.48,0:20:57.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I said it's nice\Nto have the old...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.81,0:20:59.17,Default,,0,0,0,,(farting sound)\NIt's nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.18,0:21:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'm done\Ntalking to you.