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(NEW AGE MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYS)

2
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(RAY SNIFFS, SWALLOWS)

3
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(DOOR RATTLES)

4
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Mate.

5
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I just had the best idea
for a new business.

6
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You know how people
like to make sex tapes?

7
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Right. Fuck. What's this shit?

8
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‐Turn that shit off.
‐(MUSIC STOPS)

9
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We go into business together,
right,

10
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making home porn.

11
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We go round to people's houses

12
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with a camera, lights
and all the gear

13
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and shoot sex tapes.

14
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Why would anybody
want to do that?

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Mate, people will love it.

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‐I wouldn't.
‐Yeah, but you're a prude.

17
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Mate, this is a great idea.

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You sure you don't want to
get in on this?

19
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I came up with a name
for the business.

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‐(EXHALES) Mm‐hm?
‐You ready?

21
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‐Mm.
‐'Home‐o Erotic'. Right?

22
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But the 'homo' is spelt

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H‐O‐M‐E‐O.

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Home‐o Erotic. Get it?

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Do you know
what 'homoerotic' means?

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Yeah.

27
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It means 'gay'.

28
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Like, gay sex.

29
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‐Really?
‐Mm.

30
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Oh, fuck. It took me, like,
an hour to come up with that.

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(RAY GROANS)

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(SIGHS)

33
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GARY: It's gotta be...

34
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..Gary's...

35
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(CLICKS FINGERS)

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'Gary's Glitter Productions'.

37
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Hmm?

38
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He was a pedo.

39
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Oh. Yeah.

40
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Mm‐hm.

41
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Yeah.

42
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Yeah, that wouldn't work.

43
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‐Here we are.
‐Thanks a lot.

44
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‐Have a great day.
‐See you.

45
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'Bye.

46
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(LORIKEETS CHIRP)

47
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(LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

48
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

49
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Buy a new bag,
you cheap bastard.

50
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‐Wow, look at you, eh?
‐(LAUGHS)

51
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How you going, mate? Alright?

52
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What's this? When are you due?

53
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‐Piss off.
‐(LAUGHS)

54
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‐You good?
‐Oh, really good. Look at me.

55
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So, when are you gonna
come back and train?

56
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Eh, I've been training at home.

57
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So, how's Brucey?

58
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He passed, mate,
about a year ago.

59
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‐Oh, shit.
‐Yeah.

60
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Sorry, mate.

61
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Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.

62
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‐Yeah, yeah, so...
‐Ah, that's fucked.

63
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Yeah, what are you gonna do,
mate? You know...

64
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‐You holding up alright?
‐Not too bad, you know.

65
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COACH: Come on.
Hands up, hands up.

66
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‐This place hasn't changed.
‐Just how I like it.

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‐How's Killy going? Alright?
‐He's good. Really good.

68
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‐Yeah?
‐Yeah. So, what about you?

69
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You still cracking heads?

70
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‐Every now and then.
‐You're not getting any younger.

71
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What else am I gonna do?

72
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Start a gym?

73
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Yeah, but I gotta
make some money.

74
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There's more important things
than money.

75
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‐Is there?
‐Yeah.

76
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This place hasn't made me rich,
but I love what I do.

77
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I love coming in here every day.

78
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‐It's my life.
‐Mm.

79
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Do you love what you do,
aside from money?

80
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COACH: Come on!

81
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Not particularly.

82
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You've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"

83
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‐(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
‐(LAIDBACK ROCK PLAYS)

84
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(CHANTS) Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

85
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(MAN DRUMS ON PANELLING)

86
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(LORIKEETS CHIRP)

87
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(FRIDGE HUMS)

88
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(APPLE CRUNCHES)

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Piu‐piu! Piu‐piu!

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Piu!

91
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Piu. (BLOWS)

92
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(PISTOL CLICKS)

93
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Thought you were pretty smart,
didn't you?

94
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Well, time to die.

95
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(GUNSHOT BLASTS)

96
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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)

97
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Oh, fuck.

98
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(CAR APPROACHES)

99
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

100
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Oh, shit.

101
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(CLEARS THROAT)

102
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‐What's going on?
‐Nothing.

103
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Couldn't get the passionfruit
yoghurt, alright.

104
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(SNIFFS) So...

105
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(SNIFFS)

106
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(SIGHS)

107
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Hey.

108
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Come inside.

109
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‐(EXHALES)
‐'Sup?

110
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You tell me.

111
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What?

112
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It's not mine.

113
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Cut the crap, princess.

114
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It's yours, not mine.

115
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Why are you such a smart‐arse
all of a sudden?

116
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Why do you have a gun?

117
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Doesn't matter why I got a gun.

118
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What matters is you shouldn't be
playing with it.

119
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,268
If you didn't have a gun,

120
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then I wouldn't be playing
with it, now, would I?

121
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(EXHALES)

122
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‐So, where's the hole?
‐What hole?

123
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The hole you made
when you fired the pistol.

124
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How do you know I fired it?

125
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Smell the gunpowder.

126
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So, why have you got a gun?

127
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‐Burglars.
‐Burglars?

128
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Yeah, you know what
burglars are, don't you?

129
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Can we go shooting?

130
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‐Nup.
‐Why not?

131
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'Cause I said.

132
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Please!

133
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Nup.

134
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(SAFE BEEPS)

135
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,540
(LOCK CLICKS)

136
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,013
(SIGHS)

137
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If you took me shooting,

138
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then, you know,
you can teach me and stuff.

139
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Don't go in my room again,
alright?

140
00:12:35,656 --> 00:12:38,825
Huh? Don't eye‐roll me.

141
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,861
‐Cut it out, I said.
‐My eyes are closed.

142
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How can I eye‐roll
when my eyes are closed?

143
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:46,834
I don't know,
but I know you're doing it.

144
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‐What a jerk.
‐'Scuse me?

145
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Nothing.

146
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:55,042
(SIGHS)

147
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,751
<i>How do I know your medicine</i>
<i>is true medicine?</i>

148
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:06,687
<i>Very easy.</i>

149
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,489
(MAN ON TV SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

150
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,526
<i>Get some 20 hunters with me.</i>

151
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,128
<i>When all is ready,</i>
<i>I will rob the base...</i>

152
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,464
(MAN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

153
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,850
oss‐breeze

154
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,018
<i>here at the ground...</i>

155
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,321
Mm, Superman, right?

156
00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:44,057
He's flying around,
cruising around Metropolis,

157
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looking for bad guys, right?

158
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,495
He's flying around,
flying around.

159
00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:50,998
And all of a sudden,
he looks down.

160
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‐He sees Wonder Woman, right.
‐Mm, mm.

161
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She's starkers.

162
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Buck naked, all oiled up,

163
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sunbaking on top of
this building.

164
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,842
‐Right?
‐Mm‐hm. Mm.

165
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,344
Straightaway, instant boner.

166
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:07,581
Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?

167
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,951
He thinks to himself,
"With my super speed,

168
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,454
"I could fly down there,
root her,

169
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:15,923
"give her
a quick couple of pumps

170
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,825
"and then be out of there before
she even knows what hit her."

171
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,260
‐Huh?
‐Mm.

172
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,930
So, he zooms down,
10,000 miles an hour,

173
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,965
gives her a quick couple
of pumps, blows his load

174
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,800
and he's gone in, like,
half a second, right?

175
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:27,868
Yeah.

176
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,570
Wonder Woman jumps to her feet
and goes,

177
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,038
"What the fuck was that?!"

178
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,439
The Invisible Man goes,

179
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,375
"I don't know, but my arsehole's
fucking killing me."

180
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:39,746
(LAUGHS)

181
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,548
‐Fucked him up the arse.
‐(CHUCKLES)

182
00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:44,318
(LAUGHS)

183
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,355
COMMENTATOR: <i>..beautifully,</i>
<i>right off the meat of the bat.</i>

184
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,557
Superman would be able
to see him, though.

185
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,894
No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.

186
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,631
Yeah, but, like, in real life,

187
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,101
'cause he's got that fuckin',
um, X‐ray vision.

188
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,238
Yeah, but X‐ray vision
helps you to see through shit.

189
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,673
It doesn't help you to see stuff
that's invisible.

190
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,445
What about that heat vision
thing he's got?

191
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:14,147
He sees infrared
and all that kind of crap.

192
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,718
Oh, mate, it's a joke.
It's a joke.

193
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,791
What does the Starship
'Enterprise' and toilet paper

194
00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:25,959
have in common?

195
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,761
Don't know. What?

196
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,764
They both search Uranus
for Klingons.

197
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,769
‐Eh.
‐Don't like it?

198
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,237
Eh, it's not bad.

199
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:39,473
Superman joke's better.

200
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,141
Mm.

201
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:46,313
Oh, mate...

202
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,383
..I know you just got out,

203
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,451
but I need you
to do me a favour.

204
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,086
Here we go.

205
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,590
I need you to go to my house,
grab something for me.

206
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,159
What?

207
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,562
‐You know my stash spot?
‐Mm.

208
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:07,000
I need you to go in there
and grab the black plastic bag.

209
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,804
What's in it?
Your pee‐pee movies?

210
00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,706
‐No, I've already got those.
‐Oh, good.

211
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,876
‐Just grab the black bag.
‐Alright.

212
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:19,079
Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.

213
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,517
(LORIKEETS CHIRP)

214
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,552
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

215
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:39,032
('WHERE I STOOD' BY MISSY
HIGGINS PLAYS ON STEREO)

216
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,340
In you come.

217
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,308
MISSY HIGGINS:
♪ And I don't know

218
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:53,213
♪ If I could stand
another hand upon you

219
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,749
♪ All I know is that... ♪

220
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,351
Hello, Ray.

221
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,353
How you going?

222
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,523
Where are these things you need?

223
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,291
Basement.

224
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,732
After you.

225
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,170
(CLEARS THROAT)

226
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:56,810
You right?

227
00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,146
Are you right?

228
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,687
Future's female, is it?

229
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,555
Sure is.

230
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:25,038
What's in the bag, Ray?
Your pee‐pee movies?

231
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,575
They were Gary's.

232
00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,281
(CHUCKLES)

233
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:41,922
(GRUNTS)

234
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,292
‐(DOOR CLOSES)
‐How'd you go?

235
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,428
Tat's new boyfriend's
a bit of a cunt.

236
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:51,498
‐Mm. Should have shot her.
‐Yeah.

237
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,233
So, what's this?

238
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:55,469
Open it.

239
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,480
What is it?

240
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,616
‐A Vajankle.
‐A what?

241
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,585
A Vajankle.

242
00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:15,722
‐What do you do with it?
‐You jerk off with it.

243
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,259
You've had your cock in this?

244
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:21,328
Yeah. Oi!

245
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,064
Here, here, here, have a look.

246
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,500
See? You put your cock in it.

247
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,937
You put your cock in this part
with the vagina

248
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:32,406
and then you play with the foot.

249
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,416
What?

250
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,220
Why would you put your cock
in a foot?

251
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,455
'Cause I've got a foot fetish.

252
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,062
(PHONE RINGS)

253
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:57,231
‐You need help, mate.
‐(RINGING CONTINUES)

254
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,333
Don't knock it
till you try it, Ray.

255
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,069
‐Hello?
‐RAFAEL: <i>Hey, Ray, you free?</i>

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Yeah, mate, what's up?

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‐I've got a job for you.
<i>‐OK. What is it?</i>

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UMS AND RATTLES)

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This way.

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Just down here.

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(SNIFFS)

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In here.

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(LOW, AIRY CHORDS)

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Just gonna stand there,
are you?

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‐What happened?
‐Does it fuckin' matter?

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Look, get this bitch
out of here.

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My folks are gonna be home
in, like, an hour or so.

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She's somebody's daughter,
fuckhead.

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Get around that side.

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‐Lift her up.
‐Yep.

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(GRUNTS)

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Go around.

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(GRUNTS)

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‐Get the door.
‐OK.

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(DIALS PHONE)

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(OUTBOUND PHONE CALL RINGS)

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‐RAFAEL: How'd you go?
‐Yeah, good.

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<i>What do you want me</i>
<i>to do with it?</i>

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Take it out to Dural.
Bramble Road, lot three.

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<i>There's a piggery out the back</i>
<i>of the farmhouse there.</i>

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<i>Feed it to the pigs.</i>

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OK.

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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(LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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RADIO HOST: <i>Hey, Samantha C.</i>
<i>How are you tonight?</i>

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SAMANTHA: <i>Hello, Steve.</i>
<i>Thanks for taking my call.</i>

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RADIO HOST:
<i>My pleasure, darling.</i>

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<i>Now, tell us all how you met</i>

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<i>your sweetheart, Lachlan C.</i>

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SAMANTHA: <i>Well, I was on</i>
<i>the train home one night</i>

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<i>and I was carrying</i>
<i>a big stack of stuff...</i>

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(PIGS SNORT AND SQUEAL)

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SAMANTHA:
<i>..between me and the groper</i>

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<i>and kind of protected me,</i>
<i>you know?</i>

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<i>And that was Lachlan.</i>

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RADIO HOST:
<i>Your knight in shining armour.</i>

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SAMANTHA: <i>Yeah, we...</i>

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(PIGS SQUEAL)

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(PIGS SQUEAL AND SNORT)

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(PIGS SQUEAL)

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(SOW GRUNTS)

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(RADIO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

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RADIO HOST: <i>Samantha, this is</i>
<i>a fantastic romantic story.</i>

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<i>I really hope</i>
<i>your fears are unfounded.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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Stay with us here at Radio 1128
<i>for better music like this ‐</i>

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<i>'Stay With Me (Baby)',</i>
<i>Lorraine Ellison.</i>

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(PIG GRUNTS NEARBY)

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LORRAINE ELLISON:
♪ Where did you go

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♪ When things went wrong, baby?

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♪ Who did you run to... ♪

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(GRUNTS)

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♪ And find a shoulder
to lay your head upon?

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♪ Baby, wasn't I there?

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♪ Didn't I take
good care of you?

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♪ No, no, I can't believe
you're leaving me

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♪ Stay with me, baby

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♪ Please stay with me, baby

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♪ Oh, stay with me, baby

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♪ I can't go on

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♪ Who did you touch

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♪ When you
needed

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♪ Tenderness?

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♪ I gave you so much

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♪ And in return

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♪ I found happiness... ♪