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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ukulele strumming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.81,0:00:23.11,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like\Na pickle slice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.11,0:00:23.77,Default,,0,0,0,,but furry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.78,0:00:25.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's a message...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.41,0:00:26.61,Default,,0,0,0,,from someone or something,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.62,0:00:29.72,Default,,0,0,0,,trying to warn us\Nabout someone or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.72,0:00:31.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NIt's a booger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.42,0:00:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids,\Noff the seats.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:34.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry, sir.\NThat was my butt.\NHmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.36,0:00:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you looking at?\NSmart money's\Non boogers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.29,0:00:38.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a booger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.36,0:00:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let the man\Nthink for himself!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.16,0:00:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think\Nit's a booger.\NWho asked you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.66,0:00:43.82,Default,,0,0,0,,It's getting bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.83,0:00:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It knows\Nwhat we're\Nthinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.37,0:00:47.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NHuh. It is\Ndefinitely growing.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.17,0:00:49.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I just hope it's not\Nthat green mold.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.30,0:00:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,It's called green mold.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.74,0:00:52.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You see it in a lot\Nof beach towns...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.47,0:00:54.77,Default,,0,0,0,,and filthy, disgusting,\Npoorly managed\Nrestaurants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.78,0:00:57.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!\NThey had to send you, Hugo?\NNo one else does this?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.68,0:01:02.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got mold-certified.\NIn a month, I'll be cleared\Nfor vermin too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.35,0:01:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.32,0:01:06.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Gene.\NIf you eat this mold,\NI'll give you five--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.69,0:01:08.39,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Munching ]\NWhoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.39,0:01:09.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm!\NGorgonzola.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.22,0:01:11.35,Default,,0,0,0,,So what do I gotta do?\NUse bleach on it\Nor something?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.36,0:01:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughs ]\NUse bleach on it? "Oh,\NI'll just put bleach on it."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.16,0:01:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,,No, of course not, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.23,0:01:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- I hate you.\N- This is big.\NYou have to close.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.83,0:01:21.63,Default,,0,0,0,,The whole building will have to\Nbe tented for 48 hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.64,0:01:23.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Great. There goes\Nour weekend revenue.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.77,0:01:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, two days off.\NBobby, we could use it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.64,0:01:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it has been a while\Nsince we've had a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.78,0:01:31.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.21,0:01:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What? That's--\NCan't be right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.38,0:01:35.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten years!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.18,0:01:37.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You're really\Nliving the dream,\NLinda.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.49,0:01:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't you done, Hugo?\NSure, Bob.\NI'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.19,0:01:42.89,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Shouting ]\NMold! Dangerous killer mold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.89,0:01:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Floating death spores!\NEveryone move!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.23,0:01:48.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, how are you feeling?\NKind of nauseous,\Na little light-headed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.43,0:01:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty good.\NGlad I ate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.33,0:01:52.93,Default,,0,0,0,,You say that\Nabout everything.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.93,0:01:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Green mold, huh?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.34,0:01:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You ever dealt\Nwith this stuff, Mort?\NOh, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.37,0:01:58.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We get all kinds\Nof moldy bodies\Nat the home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.74,0:02:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Not on the bodies.\NI mean on the walls or--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.88,0:02:02.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And you should see\Nthe shut-ins.\NStop.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.48,0:02:05.68,Default,,0,0,0,,One guy's back\Nlooked like a putting green.\NOh, dear Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.68,0:02:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you got to\Nget out of the apartment\Nwhile the mold guys work, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.45,0:02:10.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. We're gonna go\Nto a motel.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.52,0:02:14.76,Default,,0,0,0,,And we're going to tear into\Nthat minibar!\NWe're gonna go on a bender.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.76,0:02:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we're not.\NYes, we are.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.29,0:02:19.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna drink\Nsome Baileys\Nand unwind.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.53,0:02:20.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, guys. Stay with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.90,0:02:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I mean,\NI appreciate the offer,\Nbut I--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.37,0:02:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen to me.\NI live alone...\Nin an enormous apartment...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.94,0:02:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,that happens to be\Nabove a funeral home.\NHmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.77,0:02:31.93,Default,,0,0,0,,So come on.\NStay with me.\NAw.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.94,0:02:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thanks, Mort.\N- Yeah, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.97,0:02:34.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda, seriously,\Nyou want to stay\Nin a funeral home?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.81,0:02:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, yes, yes!\NWhy not? It'll be fun.\NIs it spooky?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.55,0:02:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean, do I have\Na medicine cabinet\Nfull of corpse moisturizers?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.28,0:02:42.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.65,0:02:46.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Do they make\Nmy skin soft as a baby?\NYou decide.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.52,0:02:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NIt's not greasy either.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.96,0:02:51.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, touch.\N[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.76,0:02:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!\NGo get your toothbrushes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.40,0:02:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah!\NYes, yes, yes,\Nyes, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.57,0:02:59.74,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All ]\N♪ Weekend at Mort's
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.73,0:03:01.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna have\Na weekend at Mort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.97,0:03:02.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NUh, uh, uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.87,0:03:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Weekend at Mort's\N[ Doorbell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.34,0:03:07.01,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna have\Na weekend at Mort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.01,0:03:09.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Follow me to your rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.71,0:03:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Urn.\NAnother urn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.45,0:03:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an award I won\Nfor best urn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.85,0:03:16.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, kids.\NDon't climb on anything.\NDon't touch anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.92,0:03:19.76,Default,,0,0,0,,If you do touch something,\Ndon't touch me afterwards...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.75,0:03:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and don't play\Nwith dead bodies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.96,0:03:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think\Nhe's gonna have skulls?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.76,0:03:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think\Nhe eats soup out of?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.26,0:03:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think he's gonna\Nhave a drawer full of gum that\Nhe takes out of corpse pockets?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.86,0:03:30.86,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause if he does,\NI want some.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.87,0:03:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh!\NHere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.77,0:03:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Door Creaks ]\N[ All Gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.37,0:03:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NHey, I'm not\Nhorrified at all. Aw.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.87,0:03:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NWow, I didn't know\Nyou were rich.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.51,0:03:44.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, off the furniture.\NWell, I get a lot\Nof stuff cheap.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.38,0:03:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Everything in here\Nhad someone die on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.65,0:03:47.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids,\Noff the furniture!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.48,0:03:50.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Your room's\Nright down the hall.\NAll right, kids. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.32,0:03:53.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, leave the kids.\NThis weekend, I'm Uncle Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.02,0:03:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You seriously want to\Nwatch my kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.62,0:03:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Clicking ]\N♪ [ Fragments ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.96,0:03:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Mort ]\NUhh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.83,0:04:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Nervous Chuckle ]\NYes! The whole weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.66,0:04:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,This should be a vacation\Nfor you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.43,0:04:05.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we can make it\Nthe honeymoon\Nwe never had.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.60,0:04:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure. You know,\NI got the bed you're sleeping in\Nbecause a man died in it...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.57,0:04:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,making love, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.07,0:04:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Good God.\NMm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.74,0:04:16.64,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a haunted\Nhoneymoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.65,0:04:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ghostly Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.95,0:04:24.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Kids Moaning And Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.35,0:04:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.16,0:04:33.63,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NTwo whole days off\Nfrom the restaurant. Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.63,0:04:36.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.\NWhat are we gonna do\Nwith ourselves?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.13,0:04:39.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I know what I'm gonna do.\NFirst, I'm gonna take these off.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.37,0:04:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!\NThese bad boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.54,0:04:41.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby.\NHmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.94,0:04:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You gonna slip into\Nsomething more comfortable?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.84,0:04:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna get\Nthese on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.54,0:04:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NOh, are those your, uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.78,0:04:50.68,Default,,0,0,0,,My lazy pants?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.68,0:04:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess\Nthey come off easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.42,0:04:56.39,Default,,0,0,0,,And, uh, now\NI will get this guy out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.38,0:04:58.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.35,0:05:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And let\Nthe vacation begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.69,0:05:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell\Nis that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.66,0:05:03.39,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's my model.\N- Since when do you do models?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.39,0:05:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a hobby of mine, Lin.\NFrom back when I could\Nstill have hobbies.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.46,0:05:11.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I just relax, turn my brain off\Nand enjoy the thrill\Nof the build.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.20,0:05:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,The bus from Speed?\NYeah, the bus from Speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.60,0:05:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chorus ]\N♪ Bus from Speed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.80,0:05:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know you liked\Nthat movie so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.17,0:05:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I never saw it. I don't\Nlike to see the movie\Nuntil I finish the model.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.38,0:05:21.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm.\NMakes it more fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.01,0:05:24.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't it be more fun\Nif we did something together?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.15,0:05:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, uh,\Nlike couples manicures?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.15,0:05:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Or couples waxing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.68,0:05:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NYou could get a manzilian.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.92,0:05:32.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That stuff is for people\Nwho are dating, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.72,0:05:37.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We-We do other couples stuff.\NWe couples live together.\NAnd that's even better.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.53,0:05:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what?\NI'm gonna go.\NOkay, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.96,0:05:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, okay.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.76,0:05:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Gonna be all by myself.\NOn my honeymoon,\NI might add.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.83,0:05:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not our honeymoon,\NLinda.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.00,0:05:49.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, look!\NComes with a little Keanu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.57,0:05:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, guy.\N[ High-pitched ]\N"Hi, Bob. Missed you, buddy."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.67,0:05:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, for Pete's sakes,\Nyou big freak!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.74,0:05:59.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Bet you never knew washing out\Nrubber tubing could be\Nsuch a blast, huh, kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.85,0:06:00.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I had a feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.65,0:06:04.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to help me\Nglue a toupee\Non an old man's cadaver?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.75,0:06:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay! This is like camp.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.96,0:06:07.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.72,0:06:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, what's bothering you?\NThe wig or the cadaver?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.79,0:06:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The cadaver.\NWigs can be scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.76,0:06:16.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what?\NWhy don't you kids go ahead\Nand take five?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.53,0:06:19.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Explore the morgue.\NBut stay away\Nfrom my computer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.23,0:06:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,- Not because of porn.\N- This computer?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.47,0:06:23.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, now.\NWhat's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.97,0:06:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,"A dating Web site\Nfor morticians."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.54,0:06:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort,\Nyou got a message!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.04,0:06:30.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Well, this lady and I\Nhave been messaging.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.81,0:06:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I sent her a wink.\NShe sent me back\Na kissy face.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.88,0:06:35.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Kissy face?\NThat's a big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.52,0:06:39.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to take\Nthis relationship\Ninto the real world, Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.45,0:06:41.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Reality, Mort.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.16,0:06:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,MeetSpace!\NGet into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.06,0:06:44.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah,\NI'm not ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.23,0:06:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, you're right, Mort.\NYou're wh-what, 50?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.53,0:06:48.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait till you're ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.73,0:06:51.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Fifty?\NI'm 35 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.23,0:06:53.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?\NIf you believe\Nmy dating profile.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.00,0:06:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.17,0:06:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NAnd... send.\N[ Beeps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.91,0:06:57.71,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NWhat'd you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.71,0:07:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Wash your hairpiece, Mort.\NYou're going on a date!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.98,0:07:05.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Keanu.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.85,0:07:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[ High-pitched ]\N"Give me long sleeves."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.82,0:07:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? You look great\Nin a "T."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.18,0:07:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,"I don't know.\NJust switch it up."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.62,0:07:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.95,0:07:14.95,Default,,0,0,0,,"No, no. Make me one\Nof those tuxedo T-shirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.96,0:07:16.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Do that.\NThat'll be funny."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.19,0:07:17.72,Default,,0,0,0,,That's stupid.\NI don't like those.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.73,0:07:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I see\Nyou're still playing\Nwith your dolls.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.73,0:07:22.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.13,0:07:24.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got back\Nfrom salsa boot camp.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.13,0:07:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I was the lonely\Nlittle salsa-ita.\NAll by myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.27,0:07:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"She's back."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.54,0:07:29.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey,\Njust be cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.14,0:07:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Louise ]\NMom, Dad, come quick!\NOh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.04,0:07:33.68,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What is it?\NWhat's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.68,0:07:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, nothing.\NThis is just silly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.21,0:07:38.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort asked a girl\Non a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.71,0:07:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,A date?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.88,0:07:40.67,Default,,0,0,0,,It was the kids' idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.68,0:07:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep. I proposed\Na romantic rendezvous\Nfor 8:00 p.m. tonight...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.99,0:07:47.72,Default,,0,0,0,,at the elegant\NJimmy Pesto's.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.72,0:07:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Jimmy Pesto's?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.99,0:07:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I only know\Ntwo restaurants.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.29,0:07:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,And they have\Ncloth napkins.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.56,0:07:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't rub it in.\NCalm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.30,0:07:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, she replied!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.30,0:07:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Already?\NToo soon. Am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.03,0:07:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not a good sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.00,0:08:02.01,Default,,0,0,0,,"Mort, it's a date.\NSee you at eight."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a rhymer.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.80,0:08:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Go, Mort. I mean,\Nit could be fun, two morticians.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.87,0:08:08.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what if\Nyou and Linda come too?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.08,0:08:10.61,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.\NYeah! A double date!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.61,0:08:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, but who would\Nwatch the kids?\NRight. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.95,0:08:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina can babysit.\NI can?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.78,0:08:19.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on.\NWe're a little old\Nto be babysat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.62,0:08:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that\Nan outdated concept?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.12,0:08:28.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Need I remind you what happened\Nlast time she was "in charge"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.76,0:08:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Free swim!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.93,0:08:31.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Special delivery!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.20,0:08:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Hobo dinner!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.27,0:08:35.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, pshh. We'll just be\Nright across the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.80,0:08:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina can call us\Non the emergency cell phone\Nif she needs to.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.71,0:08:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NYou bought the ticket.\NYou take the ride.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.78,0:08:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Linda.\NWe shouldn't go to this.\NIt will be bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.65,0:08:49.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, we are going out tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.22,0:08:51.05,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, fine, fine.\NYay!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.05,0:08:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But just for a couple hours.\NAnd I'm wearing my lazy pants.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.62,0:08:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna drink...\Na lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.03,0:09:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay! Double date!\NAll right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.56,0:09:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda Laughing ]\NOh! I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.20,0:09:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like\Nwe're in Jamaica.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.30,0:09:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Jamaican honeymoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.80,0:09:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You be just in time\Nfor "pastafarian" night\Nwith garlic "dreadsticks," mon.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.14,0:09:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.91,0:09:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Groove with me to--\NUh-uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.21,0:09:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I--\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.94,0:09:18.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ No Accent ]\NYou're such a jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.18,0:09:24.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Thinking ]\NI'm a born babysitter.\NTina brings the fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.82,0:09:26.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Now... sparkle.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.05,0:09:32.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Gene.\NWould you like to play a game?\NMaybe sing a song?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.66,0:09:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.03,0:09:36.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Tina, will you\Njoin me in the corner\Nfor a little powwow?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.73,0:09:37.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.13,0:09:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You're dying out there,\Nkid.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.20,0:09:43.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody hates you.\NI know.\NI'm blowing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.64,0:09:46.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Should I call for help\Non the emergency phone?\NHold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.37,0:09:48.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you should\Nthink outside the box.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.18,0:09:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times in our life\Nwill we get a chance to wander\Nunsupervised in a morgue?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.72,0:09:56.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Won't that be scary?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.05,0:10:00.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina,\Nyou don't babysit from here.\NYou babysit from here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.76,0:10:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,My boob?\N[ Sighs ]\NYes, your boob.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.16,0:10:05.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.03,0:10:08.43,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your boob\Ntelling you, Tina?\NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.43,0:10:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,[ High-pitched ]\NExplore the morgue.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.20,0:10:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Explore the morgue?\NThat-a-girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.10,0:10:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.14,0:10:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, just hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.08,0:10:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Reggae ]\N♪ Try da ziti tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.75,0:10:30.19,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, yeah\NIt's on da special tonight ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.18,0:10:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby,\Nthey're playing our song.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.72,0:10:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Our song\Nisn't "Ziti Tonight."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.36,0:10:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NOh, I think that's her!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.96,0:10:44.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort? I recognize you from\Nthe picture on your Web site.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.43,0:10:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Samantha.\NWell, it's quite a pleasure\Nto meet you, Samantha.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.30,0:10:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my friend Bob\Nand his lovely wife Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.21,0:10:53.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi.\NHi. We're\Non our honeymoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.68,0:10:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Congratulations?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.74,0:10:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- It's not our honeymoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.85,0:10:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, technically--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.21,0:10:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Not technically.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.98,0:11:01.34,Default,,0,0,0,,First time to Jamaica.\NOh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.35,0:11:05.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry for the smell.\NLong day slaving over\Nthe old embalming table.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.19,0:11:10.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let me just say that\NI've been embalming you\Nwith my eyes...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.76,0:11:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,since the moment\Nyou walked in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.09,0:11:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Giggles ]\NMort!\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.46,0:11:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh.\NHush. It's their\Nspecial language.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.87,0:11:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Waiter,\Ndo you have\Nanything bigger?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.03,0:11:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.47,0:11:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Try our dessert
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.54,0:11:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You gotta have\Na cannoli ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.41,0:11:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, cannolis!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.31,0:11:33.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's move.\NOh, how thoughtless\Nof me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.15,0:11:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, I'm sure\Nyou want to go first,\Nto protect us and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.05,0:11:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Tina.\NEarn that sweet\Nbabysitter cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.25,0:11:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait.\NFirst, how 'bout a hug?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.46,0:11:45.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm?\NAw.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.23,0:11:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Louise ]\NMmm.\N- Come here, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.00,0:11:50.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.\NYou're a good boy.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.77,0:11:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.37,0:11:54.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.24,0:11:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NLet's wrap this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.90,0:11:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'm ready.\NI'll go first.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.84,0:12:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a lamb\Nto the slaughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.28,0:12:05.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, guys!\NI, uh, I forgot\Nwho sang "Funkytown."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.88,0:12:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to go look it up,\Nor it's gonna\Nbug me all night.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.95,0:12:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not going anywhere.\NAah!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.52,0:12:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep walking,\NTina.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.52,0:12:14.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.16,0:12:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whispering ]\NAre there bodies\Nin those coffins?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.29,0:12:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,With all this green mold\Naround town,\Nbetter hope not.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.43,0:12:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?\NYou're joking, right?\N[ Scoffs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.00,0:12:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Only that green mold turns\Nbodies into the living dead.\N[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.04,0:12:30.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, you're a zombiephile.\NYou should know this!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.51,0:12:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a zombiephile.\NI have a complicated\Nrelationship with zombies.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.54,0:12:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,They're dangerous,\Nbut I love their swagger.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.28,0:12:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"Funkytown" is by\NLipps Incorporated.\NI just remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.21,0:12:42.48,Default,,0,0,0,,The morgue.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.88,0:12:45.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, here goes nothin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.32,0:12:46.82,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Tina Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.82,0:12:50.52,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Reggae ]\N[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.99,0:12:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Every time they say\Nsomething horrible,\Ntake a drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.26,0:12:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, stop.\NI'm doin' it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.50,0:13:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what's the weirdest thing\Nyou've ever found\Nin a human body?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.47,0:13:03.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- Here we go.\N- You first.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.20,0:13:05.27,Default,,0,0,0,,- Lightbulb.\N- [ Slurps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.27,0:13:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,- A football.\N- [ Slurps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.01,0:13:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A Far Side calendar.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.44,0:13:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Slurps ]\NReally? Huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.05,0:13:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,But most of the time,\Nwhat I find is\Nlots and lots of--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.15,0:13:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Together ]\NTumors.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.48,0:13:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.35,0:13:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Both Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.52,0:13:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, already finishing\Neach other's--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.13,0:13:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God, no.\NLinda.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.96,0:13:30.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Senten--\NStop.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.23,0:13:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Tencences--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.90,0:13:33.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Sentences.\N[ Slurps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.97,0:13:36.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Creaking ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.14,0:13:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,How long does it take\Nto open a door?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.94,0:13:41.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.91,0:13:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Electrical Buzzing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.51,0:13:44.47,Default,,0,0,0,,- Aah!\N- [ Lock Clicks ]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.48,0:13:48.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Smells a little moldy...\Nand corpsy.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.38,0:13:49.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Bad combo.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.38,0:13:53.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think we should be here.\NYeah, let's go\Nback upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.49,0:13:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You're totally right, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.36,0:13:59.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Rumbling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.09,0:14:02.59,Default,,0,0,0,,It's locked.\N[ Rumbling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.13,0:14:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Tina ]\NLouise, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.23,0:14:06.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.00,0:14:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Vibrating ]\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.97,0:14:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly us.\NIt was only a phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.57,0:14:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]\N[ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.31,0:14:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello?\NWho is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.21,0:14:16.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Some stranger.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.51,0:14:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.04,0:14:20.21,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Low-pitched ]\NHave you checked\Nthe children?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.21,0:14:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom?\N[ Sighs ]\NNo. I'm a zombie.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.95,0:14:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\N[ Regular ]\NNo, I'm--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.25,0:14:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Low-pitched ]\NI am also a murderer!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.19,0:14:31.89,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Scream ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.89,0:14:33.39,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Reggae ]\N[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.39,0:14:35.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You go, girl.\NYou go, girl.\NYeah, mon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.53,0:14:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I gotcha!\NCome on. Dance with Mommy.\NCome on.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.53,0:14:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You drunk enough\Nto be any fun yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.67,0:14:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.30,0:14:46.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.11,0:14:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hugo, my man!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.58,0:14:52.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Buzzing Vibration ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.38,0:14:55.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Indistinct ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.52,0:14:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda,\NI can't do it anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.29,0:14:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.12,0:15:03.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going home, Lin,\Nto Mort's.\NDon't you ignore my lasso.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.46,0:15:06.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, doggie.\NYou got me.\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.29,0:15:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Not you, Hugo.\NFair enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.46,0:15:12.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, Bob.\NWe don't need you here anyway,\Nyou big, sour blanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.07,0:15:16.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to see\Nwhat I learned today\Nin salsa class?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.31,0:15:21.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, guess I can go\Nfinish Speed bus.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.61,0:15:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chorus ]\N♪ Speed b {\i1}us ♪{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.14,0:15:24.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I can watch the movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.31,0:15:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hope it's as good\Nas the model.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.38,0:15:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,"It is."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.15,0:15:28.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Keanu?\N[ Gene, Tina Screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.42,0:15:33.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids? Kids!\NKeanu, where are they?\NDownstairs?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.02,0:15:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"Yeah, probably."\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.16,0:15:36.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I hate stairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.46,0:15:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"We've been drinking, huh?"\NYou got that right, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.16,0:15:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I feel\Nlike I could pass out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.06,0:15:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Anybody in there?\NHmm. What is that?\NSatin?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.37,0:15:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man, that is\Ncalling our name, Keanu.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.40,0:15:50.63,Default,,0,0,0,,"Get in there!"\NWill do, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.64,0:15:55.48,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.48,0:16:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Somebody close my bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.25,0:16:02.49,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunts ]\NI'll get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.48,0:16:05.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Unlock the door, Louise.\NWe know you have the key.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.55,0:16:09.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope. I ate it.\NWe'll have to wait\Ntill it comes out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.19,0:16:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You never poop.\NWe're doomed!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.69,0:16:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.26,0:16:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Snarling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.73,0:16:16.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell?\N[ Snarling Loudly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.73,0:16:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,It's coming\Nfrom the next room.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.00,0:16:20.67,Default,,0,0,0,,She's messing\Nwith us again.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.67,0:16:24.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear. I did this,\Nbut I am not doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.47,0:16:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Snort ]\NI won't get fooled again.\NI'm the babysitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.54,0:16:33.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Rumbling Snort ]\N- [ Tina Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.35,0:16:36.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Snorting Continues ]\N- [ All Scream ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.65,0:16:39.22,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Shouting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.22,0:16:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Pounding ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.79,0:16:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, stop doing that.\NIt's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.86,0:16:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob, Muffled ]\NStop hitting the coffin!\NDuct tape!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.16,0:16:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Louise ]\NHit it! Smash it!\NI don't want to die!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.20,0:16:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Reggae ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.13,0:16:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.14,0:16:55.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me out!\NLet me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.70,0:16:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Now what?\NNow...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.67,0:16:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,we cremate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.77,0:17:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Cremate? No!\NNo cremating Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.34,0:17:02.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob, Muffled ]\NIt was a drunk nap!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.58,0:17:06.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's trying to\Nsweet-talk us.\NThat's classic zombie.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.35,0:17:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,La, la, la.\NLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.28,0:17:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Open the casket!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.42,0:17:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,La, la, la, la!\NLet me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.36,0:17:18.39,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Kids ]\NLa, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.39,0:17:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, it's your father!\NFor the love of God,\Nlet me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.70,0:17:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,La, la, la, la--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.70,0:17:28.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna die alone.\NAnd I'm in my lazy pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.34,0:17:29.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Linda hates these pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.57,0:17:32.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it! They're coming off!\NFor you, Lin!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.71,0:17:34.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Now what?\NNow we turn it on.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.64,0:17:37.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How?\NJust pull all the levers...\Na lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.41,0:17:39.67,Default,,0,0,0,,But they look like\Nrobot wieners.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.68,0:17:41.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!\NOkay!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.82,0:17:43.59,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.58,0:17:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not so bad.\NKeep pulling\Nthe robot wieners.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.46,0:17:48.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo-hoo!\NI love reggae.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.39,0:17:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't listen to anyone who says\Nyou can't have a perfectly good\Nhoneymoon by yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.16,0:17:55.19,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Nervous Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.20,0:17:57.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey!\NI'm not done.\NI'm not done.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.67,0:17:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.63,0:18:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't known Samantha\Nvery long.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.67,0:18:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But a woman knows\Nwhen another woman is aroused.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.57,0:18:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.47,0:18:08.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Nervous Chuckle ]\NHeh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.31,0:18:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Tina ]\NTurn that thingy\Nwhile I pull this thingy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.78,0:18:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know how.\NLet me.\NI'm in charge.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.58,0:18:13.65,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Muffled ]\NAll right. Here it goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.65,0:18:19.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Superhuman strength.\NYou can do it!\NOh, what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.25,0:18:20.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad?\NDad?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.29,0:18:25.13,Default,,0,0,0,,- Uh-oh.\N- Oh, my God!\NI'm gonna die in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.13,0:18:25.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, I've got you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.86,0:18:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NOh, burning.\NCoffin on fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.40,0:18:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Aah!\N[ Panting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.83,0:18:35.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, air.\N[ Panting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.27,0:18:38.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, come here!\N[ Gene, Louise ]\NTina's in charge!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.31,0:18:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.51,0:18:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.67,0:18:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!\NAah!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.08,0:18:44.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, now you come off.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.51,0:18:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened here?\NMy shop's a wreck!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.91,0:18:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort, lady mortician,\Nhow's the date going?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.55,0:18:51.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Good.\NGood!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.32,0:18:56.26,Default,,0,0,0,,- Are you okay, Bob?\N- I faced death, Mort.\NI know things now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.26,0:19:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. You don't just\Nbuild a model of life.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.16,0:19:01.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You-You watch\Nthe movie of life.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.60,0:19:05.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You-You get in the mood\Nand make some mortician babies,\Nyou two.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.67,0:19:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort, your name,\Nkids are amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.37,0:19:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if they try to\Nburn you alive in a coffin,\Nand they will do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.54,0:19:13.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All ]Yeah.\NBut it's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.51,0:19:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Because you see your\Nwhole life pass before\Nyou as you're burning.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.61,0:19:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,And every pair of pants\Nyou've ever worn.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.18,0:19:25.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And you'll see the love\Nof your life, dancing salsa\Nin Jamaica by herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.22,0:19:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Mort, and you,\Nwhat is your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.96,0:19:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Samantha.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.69,0:19:32.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! That's beautiful!\NAre you two in love or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.73,0:19:33.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hopefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.53,0:19:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- Can I hear you say "yeah"?\N- Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.70,0:19:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, we are.\NYes, Bob.\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.40,0:19:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Great!\NThen feel it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.50,0:19:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I can feel it!\NLove!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.70,0:19:42.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel it!\NSay "love"!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.27,0:19:43.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- Love!\N- Love!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.50,0:19:45.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you watch my kids\Nfor ten minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.81,0:19:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure.\NGood. I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.24,0:19:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice embalming table.\NIs it disinfected?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.98,0:19:57.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Tina, do you think\Nmaybe you could--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.45,0:20:01.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Say no more.\NGene, Louise, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.32,0:20:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow, my ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.99,0:20:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Kissing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.43,0:20:07.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no!\NNo! No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.73,0:20:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Scream ]\N[ Mort ]\NWrong door.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.83,0:20:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NHello, baby.\N[ Linda ] Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.53,0:20:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, disgusting!\NI can see your\Ndownstairs dreadlocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.44,0:20:19.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead and look,\NJimmy.\NNo, mon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.31,0:20:20.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, mon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.37,0:20:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bobby, you big goof.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.74,0:20:24.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I took off my lazy pants.\NDid you notice, Lin?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.48,0:20:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I did.\N[ Hugo ]\NGod!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.71,0:20:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Care to couples dance with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.42,0:20:32.59,Default,,0,0,0,,On our haunted\NJamaican honeymoon?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.49,0:20:36.03,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NThat's green mold.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.02,0:20:37.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Right there\Non Jimmy's wall.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.86,0:20:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You see it?\NRight there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.33,0:20:41.40,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda Laughs ]\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.40,0:20:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap.\NShe's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.70,0:20:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,We win! We win!\N[ Chuckles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.57,0:20:48.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, just put\Nsome bleach on it.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.00,0:20:51.06,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All ]\N♪ Weekend at Mort's
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.07,0:20:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna have\Na weekend at Mort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.54,0:20:55.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NUh, uh, uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.61,0:20:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Weekend at Mort's
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.78,0:21:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna have\Na weekend at Mort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.42,0:21:07.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob, High-pitched ]\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.09,0:21:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Weekend at\NMort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.13,0:21:14.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna\Nhave a weekend at\NMort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.26,0:21:17.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're gonna\Nhave a weekend at\NMort's ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.10,0:21:18.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Linda ]\NUh, uh, uh!