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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.58,0:00:03.95,Default,I got to tell you, Rick.\NIt's pretty great
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.95,0:00:06.05,Default,to be in this spaceship,\Njust the two of us, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.06,0:00:07.86,Default,Just cruising around,\NRick and Morty style.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.86,0:00:09.09,Default,I agree, Morty.\N[ Belches ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.09,0:00:10.63,Default,It's nice to get\Nback to the basics
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.63,0:00:12.39,Default,after a pretty intense,\Nmixed-bag of a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.40,0:00:13.60,Default,-Ohh!\N-Relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.60,0:00:14.96,Default,That's what windshields\Nare for.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.97,0:00:16.97,Default,I didn't know that there were\Nbugs out in space.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.97,0:00:18.57,Default,Well, w-what did you think,\NMorty?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.57,0:00:20.30,Default,Life just developed\Non earth by itself?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:22.94,Default,Here, let me\Ntake care of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.94,0:00:24.64,Default,Geez, Rick,\Nthat's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.64,0:00:25.94,Default,I don't want\Nto look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.94,0:00:27.41,Default,Yeah, guess\NI'm out of fluid.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.41,0:00:29.54,Default,L-let me find\Na place to stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.92,0:00:36.25,Default,Hey, muchacho, does your planet\Nhave wiper fluid yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.25,0:00:38.49,Default,or are you gonna freak out\Nand start worshipping us?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.49,0:00:41.22,Default,The general store\Nought to have what you need.\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.23,0:00:43.99,Default,Of course, you'll be wanting\Nto be gone from here by sundown.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.99,0:00:45.99,Default,Yeah, sure thing.\NWait a minute. What? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.23,Default,Sundown is when\Nthe festival begins.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.33,Default,The festival?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.33,0:00:51.50,Default,Ooh, well, for millennia,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:54.27,Default,our society has been free\Nof crime and war,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.27,0:00:56.51,Default,-living in perfect peace.\N-Oh, I know what this is!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.51,0:00:58.17,Default,You've been able\Nto sustain world peace
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.18,0:01:00.31,Default,because you have one night\Na year where you all run around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.31,0:01:02.51,Default,robbing and murdering each other\Nwithout consequence.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.51,0:01:04.11,Default,-That's right.\N-What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.11,0:01:06.35,Default,It's like "the purge," Morty.\NThat movie "the purge"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.35,0:01:08.02,Default,Oh, have you\Nbeen here before?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.02,0:01:10.32,Default,No, no, but I've been to a few\Nplanets with the same gimmick.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.32,0:01:12.82,Default,You know, sometimes it's called\Nthe cleansing or the red time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.82,0:01:15.19,Default,There was this one world that\Ncalled it just murder night.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.19,0:01:16.76,Default,I-it's a purge planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.76,0:01:19.03,Default,They're peaceful, and then,\Nyou know, they just purge.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.03,0:01:20.16,Default,T-that's horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:22.03,Default,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.03,0:01:23.37,Default,You want to check it out?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.37,0:01:25.70,Default,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.06,0:01:55.06,Default,[ Electricity crackling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.07,0:01:56.87,Default,So, what do you do\Nduring the festival?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.87,0:01:59.07,Default,You lock yourself in,\Nor you go out and do some stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.07,0:02:01.24,Default,Oh, I do\Nsome pretty bad stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.24,0:02:03.91,Default,Oh, I bet you do, old timer.\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.91,0:02:05.74,Default,Gee-- Rick, come on.\NThe sun is setting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.74,0:02:07.34,Default,W-we got to\Nget out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.34,0:02:09.75,Default,All right, well, w-what do I\Nowe you for the wiper fluid?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.75,0:02:11.75,Default,It's on the house.\NOh, and, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.75,0:02:14.52,Default,why -- why don't you have\Nsome candy bars, as well?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.52,0:02:16.08,Default,Oh, no way.\NThat's really nice of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.09,0:02:18.75,Default,I'm a nice guy...\NFor now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.76,0:02:20.49,Default,[ Chuckling ]\NOhh, I don't doubt it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.49,0:02:21.89,Default,-Rick!\N-Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.89,0:02:24.06,Default,Hey, have a good festival,\Nold timer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.06,0:02:25.73,Default,I intend to.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.43,0:02:29.73,Default,Rick, unlock it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.73,0:02:30.87,Default,Just a second, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.87,0:02:32.67,Default,Oh, look at that sunset.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.67,0:02:34.27,Default,Stop screwing around.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.27,0:02:36.07,Default,[ Click ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.07,0:02:38.91,Default,There we go. Much better.\NNow we can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.91,0:02:39.78,Default,Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.78,0:02:41.38,Default,Hey, you know what, Morty?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.38,0:02:43.78,Default,Why don't we christen our\Nsqueaky-clean windshield here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.78,0:02:45.75,Default,by watching a little\Nof this purge through it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.75,0:02:47.42,Default,What?! No!\NWhat is your problem?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.42,0:02:49.22,Default,Morty, grow up.\NIf you don't want to watch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.22,0:02:50.95,Default,don't watch,\Nbut, you know, it's my car.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.95,0:02:52.95,Default,[ Belches ] Also, if you tell\Nyour mom about this,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.96,0:02:54.42,Default,-I'll purge you.\N-You're the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.43,0:02:56.73,Default,And this planet is the worst.\NHow can you be into this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.73,0:02:58.29,Default,You know, people are gonna\Nkill each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.30,0:03:00.60,Default,So, what, y-y-you trying\Nto sit here and tell me that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.60,0:03:02.70,Default,[belches] I-if -- if there's\Na video online
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.70,0:03:03.97,Default,with someone getting\Ndecapitated,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.97,0:03:05.30,Default,-you don't click on it?\N-No!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.30,0:03:07.64,Default,Why -- why would I do that?\N{\i1}You{\i0} do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.64,0:03:09.10,Default,I don't,\Nbecause it would bore me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.11,0:03:10.81,Default,I see [Bleep] like that\Nfor breakfast, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.81,0:03:12.37,Default,But if you don't do it,\NI say it's because
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.38,0:03:14.14,Default,you're afraid of your own\Nprimal instincts.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.14,0:03:15.98,Default,So you stuff them down and --\N[ Bell chiming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.98,0:03:17.31,Default,Oh, oh!\NShh. Shh. It's starting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.31,0:03:18.98,Default,-Oh-ho-ho! Here we go.\N-I'm not watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.98,0:03:20.78,Default,Yeah, yeah, yeah,\Nyour medal's in the mail.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.78,0:03:22.62,Default,-I'm gonna get a closer look.\N-Oh, okay, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.62,0:03:24.05,Default,And then someone's\Ngonna throw a rock
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.05,0:03:25.79,Default,and hit the car\Nand then we're gonna crash
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.79,0:03:27.16,Default,and we're gonna\Nbe stuck down there
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.16,0:03:28.89,Default,and it's gonna be\Nwhat we deserve.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.89,0:03:30.66,Default,Yawn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.66,0:03:32.16,Default,Whoa!\N[ Indistinct shouting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.16,0:03:34.90,Default,Whoa, they are purging\Nthe [Bleep] out of each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.90,0:03:36.50,Default,[ Muffled screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.50,0:03:37.57,Default,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.57,0:03:39.67,Default,Oh [Bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.67,0:03:42.60,Default,That was --\Nokay, yeah. T-that was gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.61,0:03:45.44,Default,Wow. Man, I think my eyes\Nwere bigger than my stomach
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.44,0:03:46.91,Default,on this one, Morty.\NUgh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:49.64,Default,My appetite for purge-spectating\Ngot filled pretty quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.65,0:03:51.41,Default,Oh, God.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.42,0:03:52.68,Default,[ Retching ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.68,0:03:55.45,Default,[ Woman screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.45,0:03:56.69,Default,Get away from me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.69,0:03:58.19,Default,No! No! Help!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.19,0:03:59.32,Default,Somebody help me! Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.32,0:04:01.12,Default,All right, Morty.\NL-let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.12,0:04:03.49,Default,Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.\NW-we have to go down there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.49,0:04:04.86,Default,[ Belching ]\NWhat? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.86,0:04:07.03,Default,That poor girl.\NW-we have to save her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.03,0:04:09.10,Default,Uh, Morty, in space,\Nwe have something we call
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.10,0:04:11.33,Default,the non-interference policy.\NWe got the wiper fluid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.34,0:04:13.37,Default,We watched them kill each other.\NWe're leaving.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.37,0:04:16.20,Default,Help me save that girl, or I'm\Ntelling mom you brought me here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.21,0:04:18.81,Default,You little turd.\N[ Screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.81,0:04:20.71,Default,Please! Leave me alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.71,0:04:22.71,Default,Leave you alone?\NDuring a purge?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.71,0:04:24.38,Default,I don't think so, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.65,0:04:29.32,Default,It's okay.\NWe're not gonna hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.32,0:04:31.62,Default,My name is Morty.\NThis is my grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.62,0:04:34.32,Default,-We're tourists.\N-Not anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.32,0:04:35.32,Default,-Aah!\N-Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.33,0:04:37.13,Default,Oh, my God.\NThis is [Bleep] awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.13,0:04:38.73,Default,Morty, this is really cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.73,0:04:41.73,Default,Hey, y-you want to help me out\Nhere and kill some people?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.73,0:04:43.23,Default,It's fun.\NWe're totally justified
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.23,0:04:45.17,Default,because we're saving\Na little girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.17,0:04:47.90,Default,I mean, w-w-we're both free and\Nclear to murder these people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.91,0:04:49.70,Default,-Are you okay?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.71,0:04:51.04,Default,I have to find\Nsomewhere to hide.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.04,0:04:52.74,Default,Well, you can hide with us.\NRick?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.74,0:04:54.58,Default,-Yeah?\N-Do you think we could take --
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.58,0:04:56.08,Default,-w-what's your name?\N-Arthrisha.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.08,0:04:57.85,Default,Could we take arthrisha\Nup in the ship
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.85,0:04:59.71,Default,and, you know,\Njust wait out the purge?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.72,0:05:00.92,Default,Oh, Morty, how can I refuse
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.92,0:05:03.32,Default,after all you've done\Nto blackmail me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.59,0:05:10.23,Default,Your vehicle --\Nis it from the gods?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.23,0:05:11.89,Default,-No.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.40,0:05:15.93,Default,So, uh, you know,\Nwhen the purge started,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.93,0:05:17.77,Default,did people get into it\Nright away,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.77,0:05:20.10,Default,or were they like,\N"wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.10,0:05:22.27,Default,This is gonna stop crime\Nhow, exactly?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.27,0:05:25.54,Default,Yeah, it took some time\Nfor people to accept it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.54,0:05:26.94,Default,Yeah, I bet. [ Chuckles ]\NI bet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.94,0:05:28.84,Default,Yeah, it's kind of like\Ncellphones, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.85,0:05:30.08,Default,At first,\Neveryone was like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.08,0:05:31.61,Default,"look at those\Ndouchebags purging,"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.62,0:05:32.95,Default,and then\Nthe next thing you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.95,0:05:34.68,Default,they're like,\N"it's just so convenient."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.69,0:05:36.08,Default,Geez, you working on\Nyour tight five
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.09,0:05:38.09,Default,for the comedy store,\NMorty?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.72,0:05:42.96,Default,Whatcha doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.96,0:05:45.29,Default,Watching some TV,\Nplaying on your phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.30,0:05:48.26,Default,-Is that a real question?\N-Just making conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.27,0:05:51.13,Default,Are you? What part of that\Ngives me anything to work with?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.13,0:05:53.94,Default,My choice is to say nothing,\Nbe sarcastic,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.94,0:05:55.97,Default,or bark "yes"\Nlike a trained animal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.97,0:05:57.31,Default,It's not a conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.31,0:05:59.07,Default,You're holding me\Nverbally hostage.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.08,0:06:01.48,Default,Okay, ass-face.\NI'll go in the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.48,0:06:02.78,Default,-Hey, dad.\N-Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.78,0:06:04.48,Default,Whatcha doing?\NGoing into the kitchen?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.48,0:06:05.71,Default,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.72,0:06:07.28,Default,-Yeah, you like that?\N-Screw you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.28,0:06:11.45,Default,So, uh, do most people\Nwear masks when they purge?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.46,0:06:13.89,Default,I-I don't want to answer\Nany more purge questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.89,0:06:15.79,Default,All right,\Nhey, hey, that's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.79,0:06:17.79,Default,I can roll with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.63,0:06:24.13,Default,[ Blowing raspberries ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.13,0:06:25.60,Default,-[ Gasps ] My Nana!\N-Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.60,0:06:27.90,Default,My Nana!\NWe have to save her!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.44,0:06:31.94,Default,You just now remembered\Nyour Nana exists.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.94,0:06:33.84,Default,I-I was traumatized.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.84,0:06:36.01,Default,Haven't you been through\Nlike 15 purges?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.01,0:06:37.15,Default,I mean, some as a child?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.15,0:06:39.01,Default,Will somebody\Njust help me get her?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.02,0:06:41.22,Default,Fine, whatever.\NMorty, stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.19,0:06:53.19,Default,Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.20,0:06:55.00,Default,-Get out! Get out!\N-Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.00,0:06:57.20,Default,Get the [Bleep] out\Nof the flying machine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.20,0:06:58.93,Default,Oh, my God!\NO-okay! Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.94,0:07:00.54,Default,-Back up, asshole.\N-[ Whimpers ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.54,0:07:02.04,Default,-Back up.\N-Ohh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.04,0:07:04.31,Default,-Back the [Bleep] up!\N-Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.31,0:07:07.31,Default,For what it's worth,\NI'm sorry,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.31,0:07:09.38,Default,but that's not really\Nworth anything tonight, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.38,0:07:12.85,Default,Y-you can't leave us here.\NYou're killing us!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.85,0:07:15.02,Default,You hear me? Come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.02,0:07:18.62,Default,Y-you got to come back.\NChange your mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.62,0:07:20.22,Default,Oh, geez.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.22,0:07:23.06,Default,Morty! Aah!\N[Bleep] Amish bitch shot me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.06,0:07:24.69,Default,[ Grunts ]\NShe tried to purge me, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.70,0:07:27.06,Default,You let your wiener do\Nthe walking, and now I'm dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.06,0:07:29.36,Default,-Rick, she took the car!\N-You [Bleep] kidding me, Morty?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.37,0:07:30.90,Default,She took my car\Nand the gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.90,0:07:32.53,Default,We're like the rest\Nof these assholes now.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.54,0:07:34.34,Default,W-w-we're gonna\Nget purged, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.34,0:07:35.40,Default,Help me up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.41,0:07:37.04,Default,Oh, geez, geez!\NWait a minute, Rick.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.04,0:07:38.74,Default,Why don't we just use\Nyour portal gun?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.74,0:07:39.97,Default,It's in the car, dip-ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.98,0:07:41.34,Default,[ Grunts ]\NOh, God, it hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.34,0:07:43.14,Default,She got me right in\Nthe goddamn liver, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.15,0:07:45.15,Default,It's the hardest-working liver\Nin the galaxy, Morty,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.15,0:07:47.15,Default,and now it has a hole in it.\NI hope it was worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.15,0:07:48.68,Default,I was just trying\Nto do right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.69,0:07:51.15,Default,Yeah, well, that's not really\Nthe theme of tonight's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.15,0:07:52.35,Default,Heads up. Rapists.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.36,0:07:53.89,Default,Well, don't just stand there,\NMorty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.89,0:07:55.09,Default,-Purge 'em.\N-Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.09,0:07:57.03,Default,No, me. Should I rub\Nmy liver hole on them?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.03,0:07:58.93,Default,Pick up a stick or something\Nand kill them.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.93,0:08:01.06,Default,-Um, w-we come in peace.\N-[ Screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.06,0:08:03.23,Default,Oh, my God.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.23,0:08:06.74,Default,There's more\Nwhere that came from!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.74,0:08:08.10,Default,You want to get purged,\Nyou bring it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.11,0:08:11.24,Default,Drop [Belches] drop your shit!\NDrop it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.24,0:08:12.87,Default,Morty, go get their shit.\NHurry up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.88,0:08:14.44,Default,I only had one\Nof those things I threw.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.44,0:08:16.48,Default,I'm holding a box of tic tacs\Nright now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.92,0:08:21.78,Default,-Want some crackers?\N-No, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.79,0:08:23.62,Default,Are you ready\Nto be nice to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.62,0:08:25.55,Default,In exchange\Nfor crackers?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.56,0:08:28.09,Default,-What happened to you?\N-Dad, get a job.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.09,0:08:30.79,Default,You're trying to create drama\Nbecause you're bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.79,0:08:32.89,Default,Oh.\N[ Beeping, whirring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.90,0:08:35.56,Default,It's the space phone\Ngrandpa gave us.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.57,0:08:37.30,Default,-Hello?\N-Hey, Summer, it's grandpa.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.30,0:08:38.77,Default,I need you\Nto do me a favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.77,0:08:40.40,Default,-I can barely hear you.\N-Who is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.40,0:08:42.07,Default,Morty and I are on a planet\Nthat's purging.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.07,0:08:44.07,Default,-I need you to take down --\N-a plan that's what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.07,0:08:46.64,Default,We're on a planet\Nthat's purging, Summer. Purging.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.64,0:08:48.88,Default,We lost our car and my gun,\Nand we're in a purge.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.88,0:08:51.38,Default,-Ooh, is it taddi Mason?\N-Like the movie "the purge"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.38,0:08:52.75,Default,Yes, I-I need you\Nto take --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.75,0:08:55.48,Default,-that movie sucked.\N-Oh, my God. Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.49,0:08:56.72,Default,It's not taddi Mason?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.72,0:08:58.59,Default,Dad, who the [Bleep]\Nis taddi Mason?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.59,0:08:59.82,Default,-My friend.\N-Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.82,0:09:01.66,Default,Are you okay?\NI'm putting you on speaker.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.66,0:09:03.42,Default,-Taddi?\N-Yes, Jerry, it's taddi,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.43,0:09:05.23,Default,a person no one's ever heard of\Nuntil now,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.23,0:09:06.49,Default,calling you\Non a space phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.50,0:09:08.33,Default,I can't tell\Nif you're being sarcastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.33,0:09:10.06,Default,[ Growls ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.07,0:09:12.00,Default,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.00,0:09:13.07,Default,[ Growling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.07,0:09:14.10,Default,[ Gunshots ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.10,0:09:15.44,Default,Reload, fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.44,0:09:17.61,Default,Summer, w-we need you\Nto take down this number.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.61,0:09:19.81,Default,-Quit screwing around.\N-Morty? Are you all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.81,0:09:22.18,Default,-No!\N-Why are {\i1}you{\i0} with taddi Mason?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.18,0:09:24.18,Default,Holy [Bleep] dad!\NShut the [Bleep] up!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.18,0:09:27.18,Default,Okay. I guess I'm just this\Nentire family's toilet paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.18,0:09:29.75,Default,Are you writing this down?\NWill you please write this down?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.75,0:09:32.85,Default,-Summer: Yes, yes.\N-7-7-1-9-8...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.86,0:09:33.86,Default,[ Growling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.86,0:09:37.36,Default,...3-6-4-2-1-1-2-5.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.36,0:09:39.26,Default,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.26,0:09:42.86,Default,[ Growling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.87,0:09:44.03,Default,You son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.03,0:09:46.33,Default,Morty, I don't want to be\Nthe "a little help" guy,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.34,0:09:49.20,Default,but a little help?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.21,0:09:51.21,Default,-Aah!\N-Okay, I have a pen. Go.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.21,0:09:55.14,Default,7-7-1-9-8-3-\N6-4-2-1-1-2-5.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.15,0:09:56.28,Default,A spoon, Morty?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.28,0:09:57.48,Default,-A spoon?!\N-I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.48,0:09:59.01,Default,There's a pile of silverware\Nnext to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.02,0:10:01.52,Default,and you throw me the one thing\Nthat can never kill anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.52,0:10:02.95,Default,All right, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.95,0:10:05.02,Default,Summer, on the shelf above\Nmy workbench in the garage,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.02,0:10:06.69,Default,there's a red box\Nwith a keypad on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.69,0:10:08.29,Default,You're gonna\Ntake that box outside,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.29,0:10:10.96,Default,and you're gonna type the number\NI just gave you into the keypad.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.96,0:10:12.23,Default,-Got it?\N-Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.23,0:10:14.63,Default,Is it just part of growing up\Nto hate your dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.63,0:10:16.70,Default,I'm ignoring you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.70,0:10:18.67,Default,Morty, if I can get to the top\Nof that lighthouse,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.67,0:10:20.97,Default,I can send the beacon, and your\Nsister can launch our package.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.97,0:10:22.74,Default,Just remember,\Nif there's people in there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.74,0:10:24.81,Default,and they try to purge us,\Nwe got to purge them first.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.81,0:10:27.31,Default,We're not purging anyone, Rick,\Nall right? W-will you stop it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.31,0:10:28.74,Default,Morty, if we're gonna\Nsurvive tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.75,0:10:30.91,Default,you're gonna need to harness\Nyour repressed rage.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.91,0:10:31.91,Default,I don't have any!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.92,0:10:35.58,Default,Spoken like a person\Nwith repressed rage.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.59,0:10:38.49,Default,[ Doorbell rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.49,0:10:40.02,Default,I take no part\Nin the festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.02,0:10:42.39,Default,If you desire to kill me,\NI only ask you do it quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.39,0:10:43.66,Default,No such agenda, chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.66,0:10:45.53,Default,We're not too keen on the purge,\Neither, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.53,0:10:47.73,Default,We were just hoping to get\Non the roof of your lighthouse
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.73,0:10:49.60,Default,so we can send a beacon\Nto my sister on earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.60,0:10:51.23,Default,-It's a different planet.\N-By the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.23,0:10:53.37,Default,life on other planets exists.\NDon't let it distract you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.37,0:10:55.84,Default,I'll let you use my lighthouse\Nfor shelter and beacon-sending
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.84,0:10:57.61,Default,on the condition that you listen\Nto my tale.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.61,0:10:59.21,Default,-Okay.\N-Deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.21,0:11:01.51,Default,All right, I'm gonna go\Nto the roof and set things up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.51,0:11:03.81,Default,-Morty, you listen to his tale.\N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.95,0:11:11.45,Default,[ Clears throat ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.45,0:11:14.22,Default,"Fade in. Exterior.\NUnnamed city. Day.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.22,0:11:16.36,Default,The hustle and bustle\Nis a symphony of progress.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.36,0:11:19.06,Default,We pan past windows, each of\Nwhich contain a different story,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.06,0:11:21.96,Default,to find jacey lakims, 28 --\Nhot, but doesn't know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.97,0:11:23.80,Default,Jacey stops\Nwhen her high heel gets caught
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.80,0:11:25.30,Default,in the grating of a sewer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.30,0:11:28.10,Default,Suddenly, a man steps into frame\Nand points a gun at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.10,0:11:30.31,Default,This is not her day.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.31,0:11:31.77,Default,Fade to black.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.78,0:11:34.98,Default,Title -- 'three weeks earlier.'"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.48,0:11:39.48,Default,[ sighs ] You really don't want\Nto talk to me about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.48,0:11:41.78,Default,Dad, grandpa and Morty\Nare in danger.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.79,0:11:43.42,Default,You're unemployed,\Nand you're bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.42,0:11:46.39,Default,-They're a higher priority.\N-Stop saying I'm unemployed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.39,0:11:50.22,Default,Okay, 7-7-1-9-8-3-6-4-2-1-1
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.23,0:11:51.29,Default,2 -- aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.29,0:11:52.66,Default,Good lord! Now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.66,0:11:54.33,Default,[ Whirring, humming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.33,0:11:57.83,Default,Look, I'm your father, and\NI love you is all I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.83,0:12:00.13,Default,-I'll leave it at that.\N-Fine, dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.14,0:12:01.67,Default,[ Both scream ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.67,0:12:04.51,Default,Oh, he might have said\Nto take it outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.51,0:12:05.84,Default,Rick:\NCome on, Summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.84,0:12:07.94,Default,How hard is it\Nto type some numbers into a box?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.94,0:12:09.61,Default,{\i1}Target locked.{\i0}\N{\i1}[ Device beeps ]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.61,0:12:10.95,Default,Oh, thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.95,0:12:13.51,Default,Well, I did my job.\NSummer did her job.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.52,0:12:17.19,Default,Now all Morty has to do is\Nfinish listening to that tale.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.19,0:12:19.85,Default,"Blane: Maybe I don't need\Na new friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.86,0:12:22.36,Default,Jacey: Maybe you're\Nthe only friend I need.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.36,0:12:24.59,Default,Blane: Need, or want?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.59,0:12:27.00,Default,Jacey: I've never been much\Nfor wanting.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.00,0:12:29.26,Default,Blane: Spoken like someone\Nwith needs."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.27,0:12:30.53,Default,-Oh, geez.\N-Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.53,0:12:32.53,Default,Uh, sorry.\NK-keep going.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.54,0:12:34.47,Default,"Jacey reaches out\Nand touches his face.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.47,0:12:35.87,Default,It's clear he needs\Nwhat she wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.87,0:12:37.47,Default,She's a woman.\NHe's a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.47,0:12:40.34,Default,The city burns in the background\Nas he takes her in his arms.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.34,0:12:41.54,Default,Fade out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.54,0:12:43.51,Default,Title -- 'the end'...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.51,0:12:44.55,Default,Question mark."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.55,0:12:45.88,Default,-Wow.\N-Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.88,0:12:48.72,Default,It's...\NG-good job. Good job.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.72,0:12:50.15,Default,-You liked it?\N-Of course I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.15,0:12:52.02,Default,You didn't laugh\Nat the scene in the bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.02,0:12:55.56,Default,I...Thought it was funny,\Nbut I wanted to hear the rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.56,0:12:57.39,Default,Do you have any thoughts?\NNotes?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.39,0:12:59.53,Default,No. I-I just enjoyed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.53,0:13:01.73,Default,That's my note, you know?\NPlease write more.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.73,0:13:03.66,Default,-Seems a little insincere.\N-What? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.67,0:13:05.30,Default,You don't have to\Nmollycoddle me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.30,0:13:07.34,Default,I want to improve my writing.\NTell me your real thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.34,0:13:10.74,Default,All right. Well, um,\NI'm not a huge fan, personally,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.74,0:13:12.71,Default,of the whole "three weeks\Nearlier" teaser thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.71,0:13:14.04,Default,I feel like, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.04,0:13:15.68,Default,we should start our stories\Nwhere they begin
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.68,0:13:17.21,Default,not start them\Nwhere they get interest--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.21,0:13:18.51,Default,-get out.\N-Um, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.52,0:13:20.08,Default,No, I'm sick of this.\NYou bang on my door,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.08,0:13:22.08,Default,you beg me to help you, I share\Nsomething personal with you,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.09,0:13:23.72,Default,and you take\Na giant shit on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.72,0:13:25.22,Default,Hey, man, we asked\Nif we could put up a beacon --
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.22,0:13:26.72,Default,well, you can't.\NI want you out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.72,0:13:28.26,Default,You're a petty person,\Nand you're insecure,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.26,0:13:30.39,Default,and you're taking it out on me.\NThat's a good script.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.39,0:13:31.66,Default,What the hell?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.66,0:13:32.86,Default,I don't care.\NI want you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.86,0:13:34.26,Default,-What?\N-Take that thing down.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.26,0:13:36.20,Default,Your grandson\Nis a shitty person. Leave now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.20,0:13:37.90,Default,-Morty!\N-Rick, I didn't do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.90,0:13:39.67,Default,I sat through\Nhis entire screenplay --
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.67,0:13:40.90,Default,you "sat through it"?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.90,0:13:42.87,Default,Yes! Did you want me\Nto weep with joy?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.87,0:13:45.44,Default,-It's terrible!\N-Whoa! Morty! We're guests here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.44,0:13:48.24,Default,I tried to be a good guest!\NHe dragged it out of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.24,0:13:50.78,Default,-I'm taking down this beacon.\N-No, stop! That's not fair!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.78,0:13:52.55,Default,Just because\Nyou hate your own writing
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.55,0:13:54.12,Default,doesn't make me\Na bad person!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.12,0:13:56.45,Default,Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.45,0:13:59.59,Default,You like that? You want me\Nto cut to three weeks earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.59,0:14:00.72,Default,when you were alive?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.72,0:14:03.62,Default,Whoa, Morty.\NYou just purged.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.63,0:14:05.46,Default,{\i1}Beacon arriving.{\i0}\N{\i1}[ Device beeps ]{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.46,0:14:07.30,Default,Okay, time to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.30,0:14:09.20,Default,-Well, terrific.\N-[ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.20,0:14:12.13,Default,Dad, what's going on?\NWhat's the deal here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.14,0:14:14.64,Default,I just wanted to spend some time\Nwith my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.64,0:14:16.14,Default,You're growing up so fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.14,0:14:18.14,Default,-You used to be my little girl.\N-[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.14,0:14:19.87,Default,Remember when we used to\Ngo to the playground,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.88,0:14:21.28,Default,and I'd push you\Non the swings?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.28,0:14:23.91,Default,Oh, you could push me higher\Nthan all the other kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.91,0:14:25.78,Default,You were so small\Nand cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.78,0:14:28.08,Default,I thought you were gonna fly\Nright off into the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.08,0:14:29.88,Default,[ Chuckling ]\NI used to pee my pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.89,0:14:31.99,Default,I know,\Nand now look at you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.99,0:14:34.32,Default,You have a job.\NYou're making really good money.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.32,0:14:35.66,Default,You're not paying any rent,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.66,0:14:37.66,Default,so you have plenty\Nof disposable income.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.66,0:14:39.06,Default,Oh, God, dad.\NPlease, don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.06,0:14:40.63,Default,I just need\Na few hundred dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.63,0:14:42.83,Default,to get through the month. I have\Nsome interviews coming up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.83,0:14:44.73,Default,Something's gonna come through.\NI can feel it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.73,0:14:45.80,Default,I'm going inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.80,0:14:47.47,Default,[ Door shuts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.47,0:14:50.27,Default,[ Sighs ] I guess this is what\Nrock bottom feels like, Jerry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.27,0:14:51.47,Default,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.47,0:14:53.44,Default,It's okay, Morty.\NIt's the purge, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.44,0:14:56.28,Default,Pushing old lighthouse keepers\Ndown the stairs is totally cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.28,0:14:58.81,Default,It's not cool, Rick.\NI-I'm not like these people.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.82,0:15:00.78,Default,I can't run around chopping\Npeople's heads off
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.78,0:15:03.02,Default,one day a year and then\Nsleep well the rest of the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.02,0:15:05.25,Default,Well, you better start getting\Nused to it, little bitch,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.26,0:15:07.86,Default,because we got\Nsome [Bleep] company.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.86,0:15:09.52,Default,Hey, there he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.53,0:15:11.23,Default,Here I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.43,0:15:20.03,Default,[ Beacon whirring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.04,0:15:21.80,Default,Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.80,0:15:23.94,Default,Time to [Belches] purge.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.28,0:15:29.71,Default,[ Gunfire, screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.71,0:15:31.81,Default,[ Tony! Toni! Toné!'S\N"feels good" plays ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.81,0:15:34.22,Default,[ Screaming ]\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.22,0:15:35.65,Default,♪ yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.65,0:15:37.52,Default,♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.52,0:15:39.72,Default,♪ holdin' you so
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.72,0:15:41.19,Default,♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.19,0:15:43.56,Default,geez. Wow, Morty.\NNow you're getting into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.56,0:15:45.06,Default,Never expected that\Nout of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.06,0:15:47.30,Default,All right, uh,\Nlet's go find my ship.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.13,0:15:55.00,Default,Hey, hey, Morty, Morty. There\Nit is down there -- my ship.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.00,0:15:57.34,Default,It looks to me like the...\NMorty?\N[ Gunfire ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.34,0:15:59.34,Default,Suck my [Bleep]\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.34,0:16:00.51,Default,eat this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.51,0:16:01.74,Default,Ooh, boy,\Nyou're really, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.74,0:16:03.08,Default,Ha-ha! Ha!\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.08,0:16:05.25,Default,you're really going for it\Nover there, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.25,0:16:07.08,Default,I, uh [Belches] I think,\Nuh [Belches]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.08,0:16:08.75,Default,I think those people\Nwere just hiding.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.75,0:16:10.15,Default,I don't give a [Bleep]\N[ Gunfire ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.15,0:16:11.92,Default,Okay, Morty, now you're just\Nshooting corpses.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.92,0:16:13.75,Default,-How do you like this?\N-Okay, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.76,0:16:15.42,Default,All right. That's good.\NGood job.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.43,0:16:16.56,Default,[ Screams ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.56,0:16:18.33,Default,Time to go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.86,0:16:23.10,Default,[ Weapon charging ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.10,0:16:24.67,Default,Wait, stop!\NPlease, don't kill me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.67,0:16:26.93,Default,I-I never intended to harm you,\NI swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.94,0:16:29.17,Default,I am trying to end the festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.17,0:16:31.57,Default,-W-w-what do you mean?\N-I was going to use your ship
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.57,0:16:34.61,Default,to destroy the rich assholes\Nthat run our society
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.61,0:16:37.75,Default,and save my people from the\Nhorrors of this yearly festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.75,0:16:40.41,Default,[Bleep] That, Rick! We got to\Nkill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.42,0:16:42.95,Default,Whoa! Geez, Morty,\Npurge it down a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.95,0:16:44.29,Default,"Purge! Don't purge!"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.29,0:16:46.22,Default,You're sending me\Nmixed messages, Rick.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.22,0:16:47.62,Default,Morty [Belches]\Nyou're acting like
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.62,0:16:48.92,Default,a [Belches]\Nfreaking lunatic.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.93,0:16:50.46,Default,-Calm down.\N-Screw you, Rick!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.46,0:16:53.36,Default,I'll purge you, too,\Nyou old, rickety piece of crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.36,0:16:54.93,Default,This has been\Na long time coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.93,0:16:56.40,Default,I'm gonna rip\Nyour [Bleep] guts out
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.40,0:16:57.97,Default,and smear them\Nall over your face!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.97,0:16:59.20,Default,I ain't taking no sh--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.20,0:17:01.10,Default,-aah!\N-Okay, s-sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.10,0:17:03.10,Default,Now, where are\Nthese rich people?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.11,0:17:07.54,Default,[ String quartet playing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.54,0:17:08.81,Default,[ Glass clinking ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.81,0:17:11.48,Default,To another successful year\Nof the festival,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.48,0:17:15.28,Default,pitting poor people against each\Nother for thousands of years.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.29,0:17:17.32,Default,[ Tony! Toni! Toné!'S\N"feels good" plays ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.32,0:17:19.29,Default,Wait, w-where is that music\Ncoming from?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.29,0:17:21.89,Default,What is the meaning of this?\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.89,0:17:23.42,Default,here's the deal.\NI'm not here to judge.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.43,0:17:25.06,Default,I'm just a guy\Nfrom another planet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.06,0:17:26.83,Default,But this girl\Nis one of your poor people,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.83,0:17:28.50,Default,and I guess you guys\Nfelt like it was okay
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.50,0:17:30.23,Default,to subject her\Nto inhuman conditions
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.23,0:17:32.23,Default,because there was no chance\Nof it ever hurting you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.24,0:17:34.10,Default,It's sort of\Nthe socio-political equivalent
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.10,0:17:36.30,Default,of, say, a suit of power armor\Naround you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.31,0:17:39.57,Default,But now things are evened out,\Nso, arthrisha?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.58,0:17:41.81,Default,[ All gasp ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.81,0:17:44.01,Default,Happy festival [Bleep] suckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.01,0:17:46.51,Default,Suck my [Bleep]\Nchew my balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.52,0:17:47.85,Default,Suck my huge [Bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.85,0:17:48.95,Default,Geez.\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.95,0:17:50.35,Default,you want to get in on this,\NRick?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.35,0:17:52.95,Default,No, I really -- honestly,\NI-I've had my fill.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.96,0:17:54.19,Default,It's gratuitous\Nat this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.19,0:17:55.59,Default,You sure you don't want\Nto join in?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.59,0:17:57.53,Default,This is really amazing.\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.53,0:17:58.63,Default,yeah, but --
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.63,0:18:00.13,Default,ah, all right.\N[Bleep] It.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.13,0:18:03.10,Default,♪ It feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.10,0:18:04.67,Default,yeah, bitch, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.67,0:18:08.20,Default,♪ It feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.20,0:18:10.84,Default,♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.84,0:18:12.44,Default,♪ yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.44,0:18:13.71,Default,♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.71,0:18:15.61,Default,whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.61,0:18:17.48,Default,♪ Ohh, it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.48,0:18:19.38,Default,okay, now it's time\Nwe do a little dancing
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.38,0:18:22.05,Default,to -- to Tony! Toni! Toné!\N♪ it feels good, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.05,0:18:24.12,Default,look at my [Bleep] feet,\Nmother [Bleep]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.12,0:18:26.22,Default,Whoo! Aw, yeah!\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.22,0:18:27.66,Default,arthrisha, what do you got?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.66,0:18:29.29,Default,Check this move out.\N♪ oh, it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.29,0:18:32.06,Default,[ belches ]\NOh, ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.06,0:18:34.90,Default,I don't know what song that is,\Nbut I [Bleep] love it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.90,0:18:36.30,Default,"Feels good."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.30,0:18:38.13,Default,It's a [Bleep] hit song.\N♪ it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.13,0:18:40.13,Default,topped the charts, I think.\NHo, ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.14,0:18:42.54,Default,♪ Oh, it feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.54,0:18:44.07,Default,[ rooster crows ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.07,0:18:45.57,Default,Hey, thanks\Nfor helping me, Rick.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.58,0:18:47.14,Default,You're a pretty great guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.14,0:18:49.48,Default,Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Bleep] You\Nfor shooting my liver.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.48,0:18:50.75,Default,I'll see you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.75,0:18:53.05,Default,Oh, man.\NWhat -- what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.05,0:18:54.38,Default,Don't worry about it,\NMorty.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.38,0:18:56.02,Default,Listen, if you wanted to try\Nto get a piece,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.02,0:18:58.92,Default,you better hurry up.\NNow's your last chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.92,0:19:01.49,Default,Hey, hey, arthrisha,\Num, maybe I could --
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.49,0:19:02.52,Default,uh, I have a boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.53,0:19:04.16,Default,-Okay.\N-I'm not trying to be rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.16,0:19:05.89,Default,I just --\NI don't want to lead you on.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.90,0:19:07.36,Default,I-I-I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.36,0:19:10.10,Default,I mean, thank you so much\Nfor helping end the festival,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.10,0:19:13.00,Default,but I have a boyfriend,\Nand, uh, he's just --
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.00,0:19:14.50,Default,okay, okay,\Nyou can stop saying it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.50,0:19:15.94,Default,I took it okay\Nthe first time,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.94,0:19:17.41,Default,and now you're just\Nrepeating stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.41,0:19:19.27,Default,-Oh, I'm sorry.\N-It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.28,0:19:22.78,Default,Oh, you're so sweet, I just --\Noh, but I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.78,0:19:24.45,Default,Yeah, you're still\Ndoing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.45,0:19:27.85,Default,It won't be easy creating a new\Nsociety from the ground up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.85,0:19:31.29,Default,Well, a helpful rule might be if\Nyou need something, you get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.29,0:19:33.22,Default,-Pretty simple, right?\N-I need food.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.22,0:19:36.46,Default,-Who's got food for that guy?\N-I do, but this is for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.46,0:19:37.73,Default,Can't you make some more?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.73,0:19:40.26,Default,Oh, sure. And while\NI'm making food for everyone,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.26,0:19:41.80,Default,who takes care of my kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.80,0:19:46.40,Default,I'll take care of your kids,\Nif I get some extra food for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.40,0:19:47.64,Default,Extra food?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.64,0:19:50.40,Default,Well, I'm not gonna do extra\Nwork if we all get the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.41,0:19:51.97,Default,All right,\Nokay, fair is fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.97,0:19:53.81,Default,If you do extra work,\Nyou get extra food.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.81,0:19:55.71,Default,Oh.\N[ All murmuring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.71,0:19:57.04,Default,Who's gonna keep track
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.05,0:19:59.81,Default,of who gets how much food\Nfor how much work?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.82,0:20:01.08,Default,Hello. I can do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.08,0:20:03.08,Default,I'll keep track\Nof everyone's food,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.09,0:20:04.82,Default,you know,\Nin exchange for food.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.82,0:20:06.15,Default,That's not a real job!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.16,0:20:08.56,Default,Oh, and making food is?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.56,0:20:10.66,Default,You son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.66,0:20:11.96,Default,Eat this!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.96,0:20:14.06,Default,[ All screaming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.06,0:20:16.33,Default,Guys, guys, guys, guys,\Nwhoa, whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.33,0:20:18.83,Default,Cool it, now.\NTake it easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.84,0:20:21.17,Default,There's too much\Naggression here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.17,0:20:23.34,Default,What if we designate\Na period of time
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.34,0:20:26.34,Default,during which we can all\Nget this hate, murder,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.34,0:20:29.68,Default,and rage out of our system --
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.68,0:20:30.98,Default,I can't help\Nbut feel ashamed
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.98,0:20:32.45,Default,about what I did\Nback there, Rick.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.45,0:20:34.68,Default,I guess you were right. I've got\Na lot of repressed stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.68,0:20:37.02,Default,-I need to deal with.\N-Don't worry about it, Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.02,0:20:38.59,Default,Remember\Nthose candy bars earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.59,0:20:40.82,Default,-that we got in the first act?\N-Yeah, what about them?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.82,0:20:43.26,Default,Turns out they have a chemical\Nin them called purgenol
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.26,0:20:45.19,Default,that amplifies\Nall your violent tendencies.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.19,0:20:47.63,Default,Oh, boy. Whew!\NThank goodness for that, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.63,0:20:48.66,Default,That's a relief.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.66,0:20:49.86,Default,Yep. Don't even sweat.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.87,0:20:51.20,Default,You're still\Nthe same old Morty.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.20,0:20:54.20,Default,Your character's\Ntotally protected.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.20,0:20:57.10,Default,♪ It feels good
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.11,0:20:59.41,Default,♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.00,0:21:31.04,Default,Man:\N{\i1}And there's the approach.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.04,0:21:33.31,Default,Jerry, what is\N"taddi Mason llc,"
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.31,0:21:35.48,Default,and why is\Nour phone bill $700?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.48,0:21:37.38,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}Hey, are you bored...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.38,0:21:39.91,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}...Lonely, just looking{\i0}\N{\i1}for a friend?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.92,0:21:41.52,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}Call me, taddi Mason.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.52,0:21:43.32,Default,{\i1}It's only $1.99 a minute{\i0}\N{\i1}to talk.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.32,0:21:44.85,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}Sign up today,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.85,0:21:47.02,Default,{\i1}and I'll even call you{\i0}\N{\i1}on a regular basis...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.02,0:21:48.49,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}...For just $1.99 a minute.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.49,0:21:50.59,Default,{\i1}That's a steal{\i0}\N{\i1}because I'm a great pal.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.59,0:21:53.89,Default,Uh...\N{\i1}We could talk{\i0}\N{\i1}about sports or barbecue.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.90,0:21:55.76,Default,[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.77,0:21:57.40,Default,Jerry, get a job.