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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.82,0:00:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD\Nwww.addic7ed.com/
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.91,0:00:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Faster, faster,\Nyou beast!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.04,0:00:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This is as fast\Nas it goes, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.91,0:00:27.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It has a messed-up wheel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.18,0:00:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And a lot of junk\Nin the trunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,More to push.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.17,0:00:31.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Gene.\NYou love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.89,0:00:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Beep-beep!\NHere we are in Turkey Town.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.51,0:00:36.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hello there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.21,0:00:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Which one\Nof you lucky fellas wants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,to get eaten by me\Nthis Thursday?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.33,0:00:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Me! No, me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, settle down everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So Dad's talking\Nto turkeys now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.50,0:00:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh, Dad.\NGet an oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.53,0:00:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Your dad loves Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:50.27,Default,,0,0,0,,It's his favorite holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.27,0:00:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Will it be you?\NYou're a big one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.92,0:00:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,- You been working out?\N- A little.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.62,0:00:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.03,0:00:56.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's a little weird,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.36,0:00:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's his selection process.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.06,0:00:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like The Bachelor,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.53,0:01:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,but at the end,\Nthe one he chooses gets eaten.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.30,0:01:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what happens\Non the real Bachelor, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.20,0:01:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They just don't show it\Non camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey Bob, what about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.60,0:01:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.\NSorry, I didn't see you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:11.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope he waits to get it home\Nbefore he stuffs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.23,0:01:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes... Yes, it's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.04,0:01:14.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.71,0:01:16.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Really.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.11,0:01:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, thank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.41,0:01:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:20.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay, don't say anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.28,0:01:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.29,0:01:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, are you crying?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh! Let them\Nhave their moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.59,0:01:25.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.71,0:01:27.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.\NLet's go get stuffing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.21,0:01:28.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.\NYou're the one!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.88,0:01:31.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!\NYou are the one!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.95,0:01:34.05,Default,,0,0,0,,That turkey\Nis our mom now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.79,0:01:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Mr. Fischoeder.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:41.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, it's not December yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.61,0:01:43.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And I, I paid November's rent\Na few days ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.44,0:01:45.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I know I used a lot\Nof pennies, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.08,0:01:47.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Stand down, Bob.\NI'm just here as a friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.49,0:01:49.60,Default,,0,0,0,,A friend who needs to borrow\Nyour family for Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.60,0:01:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NI need to borrow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.25,0:01:53.82,Default,,0,0,0,,your family\Nfor Thanksgiving dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.82,0:01:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?\NBob, have you ever been in love?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.92,0:01:58.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I guess.\NI-I technically am.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.09,0:01:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.29,0:02:01.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Bob,\NI was in love once, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.33,0:02:02.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sick!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.53,0:02:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,With Shelby Schnabel,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.16,0:02:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,the most famous sharpshooter\Nsince Annie Oakley.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.83,0:02:09.60,Default,,0,0,0,,You lost me at "love" but brought\Nme back with "sharpshooter."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.60,0:02:12.14,Default,,0,0,0,,She left me\Nfor a married oil magnate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.14,0:02:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Then she left him for a\Nmarried movie magnate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.84,0:02:16.44,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a magnate magnet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.44,0:02:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,More like a homewrecker.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.78,0:02:19.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly, which is why I need
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.51,0:02:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,to give her a home to wreck.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want to wreck your home,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.78,0:02:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,buy a bunch of mice,\Nlike a normal person.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.88,0:02:27.98,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Bob, in exchange\Nfor one month's rent,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.99,0:02:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,can your family pretend\Nto be my family?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.62,0:02:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay! Acting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.31,0:02:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm... no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.71,0:02:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,From now on,\Ncall me Gene Fischoeder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.71,0:02:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,No wait,\NVesuvio Fischoeder.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.71,0:02:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,No, wait, Alabama Slammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.56,0:02:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll need you, too, Bob,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.03,0:02:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,to pose as my cook\Nand to roast the bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.87,0:02:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Definitely not.\NThanksgiving is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.37,0:02:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,this family's\Nfavorite holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.07,0:02:47.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh.\NWait, it's not?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.67,0:02:49.14,Default,,0,0,0,,No way.\NCheck the rankings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.14,0:02:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,my birthday,\NChristmas, Halloween...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.04,0:02:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Easter...\NHanukkah...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.51,0:02:54.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Snow Day,\NAmateur Night...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.85,0:02:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, okay, that's...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.08,0:02:57.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Veterans Day...\NTooth Fairy Eve...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.88,0:03:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Not real.\NPatrick's Day, May Day,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.08,0:03:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Groundhog Day, season premiere\Nof Game of Thrones...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.09,0:03:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,You've never even seen...\NOpposite Day, Day of the Dead...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.49,0:03:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop.\NDawn of the Dead, Carnivale...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.72,0:03:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Angela Lansbury's birthday...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.53,0:03:09.56,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NBath Night...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.56,0:03:10.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Black Friday,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.74,0:03:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,then Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.05,0:03:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Love Black Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.35,0:03:15.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Black Friday before\NThanksgiving?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.15,0:03:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, 'cause it's dark.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.85,0:03:18.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on guys, what about
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.15,0:03:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,all of our Thanksgiving\Ntraditions?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.65,0:03:21.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene and I always play football.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.19,0:03:22.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Always go for the feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.42,0:03:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.51,0:03:25.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina and I break the wishbone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.28,0:03:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I wished for\Nmore wishbones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.34,0:03:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And Louise, we use the giblets
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.08,0:03:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,to play Turkey Crime Scene\NMiami.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.35,0:03:33.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Cause of\Ndeath is a missing head.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.73,0:03:35.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Same as last year.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.07,0:03:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Same as every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.40,0:03:38.57,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got a serial killer\Non our hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.57,0:03:41.74,Default,,0,0,0,,But everyone's favorite part\Nis my funny toast, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.74,0:03:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, last year, I said,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.18,0:03:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,if you want to open\Nthe door to this family,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.41,0:03:46.71,Default,,0,0,0,,use the tur-key!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.71,0:03:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Tur...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.55,0:03:49.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my gosh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.72,0:03:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.02,0:03:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's up the ante.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.42,0:03:53.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Three months rent.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.52,0:03:54.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.56,0:03:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Two.\NGene, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.92,0:03:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Purple. What are we guessing?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.29,0:03:59.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Five.\NDeal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.19,0:04:01.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, I didn't think you\Nwere gonna go... Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.86,0:04:03.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... well, that'll make\Na huge difference for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.23,0:04:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,That's-that's like real money.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.90,0:04:06.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Goodie. I'll send you\Nall scripts for Thursday.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.97,0:04:08.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to really get\Ninto your parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.90,0:04:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like I'm going to get\Ninto Shelby's parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:11.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Her lady parts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.94,0:04:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Which are the lady parts?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.24,0:04:15.07,Default,,0,0,0,,The vagina and the heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.94,0:04:19.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\Nmy bridesmaid's dress
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.38,0:04:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,from Ginger's wedding\Nstill fits me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.45,0:04:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,You look like\Nan elegant sausage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.13,0:04:25.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope I can breathe\Nto do my Thanksgiving song.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.57,0:04:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought we\Nsettled on no song.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.40,0:04:29.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate plays\Nthat don't have songs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.11,0:04:30.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll find a place to fit it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.77,0:04:32.24,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your Thanksgiving song?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.24,0:04:33.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.61,0:04:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Pass the cranberry sauce
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.58,0:04:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're having mashed potatoes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.33,0:04:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, the turkey looks great\NLin...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.08,0:04:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for loving me\NLin.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.60,0:04:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for being there\NOh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.34,0:04:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Everyone's thankin'\NLin.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.97,0:04:45.76,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The whole world's\Nthankin' you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.76,0:04:47.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop, Lin. Stop.\N♪ Thankin' us for thankin' you
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.47,0:04:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin.\N♪ Kill the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.79,0:04:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Please.\NI liked it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.16,0:04:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.58,0:04:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everyone, we're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.75,0:04:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, I figured out
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.01,0:04:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,how to have\Nour own Thanksgiving,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.62,0:04:57.85,Default,,0,0,0,,stuffed inside\NFischoeder's Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.85,0:04:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a turducken.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.15,0:05:00.69,Default,,0,0,0,,A poultry\Nwithin a poultry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.69,0:05:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like Inception,\Nwith meats.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.92,0:05:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, before dinner,\Nyou come in
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.46,0:05:06.09,Default,,0,0,0,,and we'll play tackle\Nin the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.09,0:05:07.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Then send Tina in\Nfor the wishbone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.69,0:05:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And then Louise.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.83,0:05:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And at exactly 8:00,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.20,0:05:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,you all say you have to go\Nto the bathroom
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.00,0:05:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,and then you come\Nto the kitchen for my toast.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.83,0:05:15.53,Default,,0,0,0,,8:00... that's your cue.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.54,0:05:16.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm only half listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.80,0:05:18.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you just say you want us
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.27,0:05:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,to go to the bathroom\Nin the kitchen?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.67,0:05:21.51,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Louise.\NCome on, guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.51,0:05:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,"Belcher Thanksgiving"\Non three, ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.88,0:05:23.94,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.94,0:05:25.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, the Fischoeders!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.15,0:05:27.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Come inside, family.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.61,0:05:29.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.02,0:05:30.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.78,0:05:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.12,0:05:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm still excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.22,0:05:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, can-can you open the door?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.62,0:05:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Go around the back, cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.06,0:05:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.\NStill gonna be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.99,0:05:44.19,Default,,0,0,0,,This house was originally built
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.19,0:05:47.03,Default,,0,0,0,,by a paranoid\Narsenic manufacturer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.03,0:05:50.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I bet there are actual\Nskeletons in these closets.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.43,0:05:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And a dungeon full\Nof Dungeness crabs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.50,0:05:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet when you flush\Nthe toilets,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.04,0:05:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,the water evaporates upwards\Nand forms a rainbow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.41,0:05:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Two of you are correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.87,0:06:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You already signed\Nyour liability waivers,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.24,0:06:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,so go explore.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.91,0:06:03.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.35,0:06:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Mr. Fisch...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.45,0:06:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I was right\Nabout the toilets.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.58,0:06:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh, I thought the kitchen\Nwould be more, uh, mansion-y.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.52,0:06:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Mansions are for the owners,\NBob, not the cooks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.76,0:06:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, if you'll excuse me,\NI'm going get drunk for dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.96,0:06:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you mean dressed?\NDressed out of my mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.76,0:06:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Got to loosen up,\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.10,0:06:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, right.\NGot to get my sex face on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.80,0:06:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't wait to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.87,0:06:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Lin, this might not\Nbe so bad, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.77,0:06:26.77,Default,,0,0,0,,This Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.77,0:06:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Neh.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.90,0:06:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,My hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.21,0:06:31.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I got to go redo it. Great.\NFine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.56,0:06:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess I'll just be here, alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.58,0:06:34.98,Default,,0,0,0,,With uh... with the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.98,0:06:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,My name's Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.81,0:06:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. With Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.42,0:06:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you, Lance?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.62,0:06:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.92,0:06:43.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, there are\Nmy little Fischies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.39,0:06:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for\Nthe new outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.91,0:06:46.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes you need\Na make-under.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.89,0:06:47.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad you like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.99,0:06:49.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, our job tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.26,0:06:50.96,Default,,0,0,0,,is to fool the woman\Nof my dreams
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.96,0:06:52.90,Default,,0,0,0,,into believing\Nthat we are a loving,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.90,0:06:56.27,Default,,0,0,0,,happy nuclear family\Nthat she can destroy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.27,0:06:57.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Romantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.27,0:06:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,In order to keep\Nyou kids motivated,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.94,0:07:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,we're going to be playing\Nby arcade rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.00,0:07:02.61,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be awarded these tickets
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.61,0:07:05.67,Default,,0,0,0,,for convincing performances\Nas Fischoeder children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.68,0:07:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Game on.\NWait, time out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.28,0:07:08.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, game on again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.75,0:07:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought my shoe\Nwas untied.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.50,0:07:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The one with the most tickets\Nat the end of the evening
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.70,0:07:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,can claim a gift\Nfrom my prize room.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.77,0:07:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,The only prize I need\Nis your love, father.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.60,0:07:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And we're off and running.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.17,0:07:21.71,Default,,0,0,0,,And just like\Nevery happy family,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.71,0:07:23.94,Default,,0,0,0,,we now have a commissioned\Npainng otius,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.94,0:07:25.48,Default,,0,0,0,,holding the family crest
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.48,0:07:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,covered in ten schlongs,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.88,0:07:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,which of course\Nis German for "snakes."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.95,0:07:31.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh-ho-ho.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.15,0:07:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at the schlongs.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.35,0:07:34.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, she's here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.52,0:07:36.06,Default,,0,0,0,,She's here! Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.06,0:07:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, I'm so nervous.\NPlaces, people! Places!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.63,0:07:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.53,0:07:43.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You ready for the oven?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.86,0:07:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.13,0:07:46.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It feels weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.17,0:07:47.80,Default,,0,0,0,,We should be doing this at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.80,0:07:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's not the same,\Nbut it can still be fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.54,0:07:52.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you take a sip
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.57,0:07:53.64,Default,,0,0,0,,of that over there, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.64,0:07:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.91,0:07:56.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that green bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.48,0:07:57.98,Default,,0,0,0,,It's, uh, absinthe.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.98,0:07:59.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't this\Nmake you hallucinate?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.55,0:08:01.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Carpe diem!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.01,0:08:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,- What?\N- Seize the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.42,0:08:04.05,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\NI'll take a little sip.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.05,0:08:05.89,Default,,0,0,0,,This can't be that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.86,0:08:11.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. Weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.09,0:08:13.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob! Bob! Bob!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.66,0:08:15.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.40,0:08:17.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you leave\Nthe oven light on for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.70,0:08:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I get scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.87,0:08:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,So cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.27,0:08:21.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the light.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.57,0:08:22.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's too bright.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.77,0:08:25.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Shelby, may I present\Nmy wife, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.74,0:08:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Pleasure to meet you, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.04,0:08:29.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I like that name,\NLinda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.18,0:08:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.61,0:08:32.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Moving right along,\Nthese are my children,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.11,0:08:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Gina, Team, and Lucy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.88,0:08:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to our happy home.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.58,0:08:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Any ex-lover of my father's\Nis a friend of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.45,0:08:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What unusual children.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.25,0:08:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Calvin, your sperm\Ndid wonderfully.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.79,0:08:45.71,Default,,0,0,0,,She took my sperm\Nand ran with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.71,0:08:47.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I'm his...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.01,0:08:48.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.20,0:08:49.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I'm his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.73,0:08:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Linda.\NSay, do you kids like bullets?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.42,0:08:54.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I think all kids like bullets.\NThink fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.38,0:08:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Whoa. Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.02,0:08:57.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Calvin, you kept
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.39,0:08:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,my old rifle.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.52,0:08:59.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You weren't carrying a torch
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.72,0:09:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,for me all these years,\Nwere you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.69,0:09:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, of course not, I was just holding\Nit for you. You can have it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.43,0:09:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't mind if I cock\Nthis thing in here, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.46,0:09:08.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Cock away.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.05,0:09:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! Loud!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.04,0:09:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,That trick's called\Nthe "Reverse Cowgirl."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.40,0:09:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet you could pierce\NGene's ear from there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.54,0:09:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, do my belly button!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.91,0:09:19.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Not till you're 18.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.11,0:09:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If you teach me to shoot,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.66,0:09:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll teach you to regret\Nteaching me to shoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.30,0:09:23.80,Default,,0,0,0,,And I can teach you\Nto make burgers,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.80,0:09:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,like in our restau...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.05,0:09:26.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, eh!\NWhat is she talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.93,0:09:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,All this talk about shooting\Nis making me thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.99,0:09:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't we pull the\Ntrigger on a glass of wine?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.29,0:09:32.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha. I'm funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.89,0:09:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm his funny wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.29,0:09:37.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Being a family man\Nsuits you, Calvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.13,0:09:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm. You look better\Nthan I remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.30,0:09:40.93,Default,,0,0,0,,When will Thanksgiving be over?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.93,0:09:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I want it to be Father's Day\Nevery day!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.07,0:09:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Very nice.\NHere, Father,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.62,0:09:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,let me refill your glass.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.12,0:09:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be dehydrated\Nfrom being so wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.32,0:09:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Take it down a notch or two.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.79,0:09:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Dad,\Nremember when we did that thing
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.66,0:09:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,that was fun and memorable?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.29,0:09:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That's pathetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.80,0:09:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, hello,\NI'm your chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.13,0:10:00.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, this is our chef,\Nuh, Burt.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.27,0:10:03.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Here are your salads,\Nand now I will, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.10,0:10:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,go tackle the turkey.\NDid you hear that, Gene?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.04,0:10:06.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go\Ntackle the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.77,0:10:08.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Tackle away.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.01,0:10:09.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Tackle the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.61,0:10:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!\NOw.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.60,0:10:14.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!\NThat was a great shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.03,0:10:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, really funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.63,0:10:17.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Do another one.\NOoh! Do a crouton.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.83,0:10:20.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, no, I'm gonna go back\Nto the kitchen now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.17,0:10:22.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So, uh, here I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.14,0:10:23.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Back to the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.67,0:10:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, go apologize to the cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.71,0:10:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.88,0:10:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Buddy, football time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.48,0:10:31.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Let the traditions begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.38,0:10:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make this quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.85,0:10:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, I got the ball\Non the one yard line
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.62,0:10:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hut, one! Hut, two!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.05,0:10:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hut, hut, hut, hike!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.06,0:10:40.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.51,0:10:41.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Great game, Dad,\Nhit the showers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.81,0:10:43.18,Default,,0,0,0,,But we barely played.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.18,0:10:44.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Gotta get out there\Nand get more tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.81,0:10:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Tickets?\NWhat are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.25,0:10:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have time\Nto explain this to the help.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.42,0:10:50.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, just send Tina in.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.65,0:10:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And come back for my toast!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.75,0:10:53.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You got it, Buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.32,0:10:55.40,Default,,0,0,0,,One for me...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.41,0:10:57.74,Default,,0,0,0,,and one for Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.74,0:10:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm very good at drinking this.\NThank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.68,0:11:01.34,Default,,0,0,0,,There's my girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.34,0:11:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, time to break\Nthe wishbone, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.98,0:11:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap,\Nit's still in the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.68,0:11:08.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, maybe we can just\Npull it out a little early.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.02,0:11:11.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! Oh, my God,\Nthat's hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.02,0:11:12.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Got some skin!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.89,0:11:15.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you grab your end\Nand let's do the wish-skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.56,0:11:17.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.49,0:11:19.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Great, you won!\NYay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.36,0:11:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What'd you wish for,\Nmore wish-skins?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.50,0:11:23.03,Default,,0,0,0,,More tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.03,0:11:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm way behind in the\Nbest kid contest.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.40,0:11:26.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. So you're gonna leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.24,0:11:27.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll send Louise in.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.02,0:11:34.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise Belcher regrets to\Ninform you she cannot attend
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.26,0:11:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Miami due\Nto a prior comtmenmi
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.86,0:11:40.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, great, I guess I did all\Nthis for nothing. Ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.63,0:11:43.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember, Bob,\Nit's all an act.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.07,0:11:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Lance, you've been\Nmy rock through all this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.95,0:11:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.64,0:11:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's almost 8:00,\Nso I'll do my toast,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.54,0:11:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,and the Belcher Thanksgiving\Nwill be back on track.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.71,0:11:56.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I "yam" what I "yam."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.53,0:11:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,And what I "yam" is\Nthe luckiest man in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.60,0:12:00.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.92,0:12:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Was that a great toast or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.07,0:12:05.77,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the toastest\Nwith the mostest.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.78,0:12:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Mwah!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.04,0:12:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.04,0:12:09.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Family!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.71,0:12:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanksgiving...!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.10,0:12:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance, you're big.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.67,0:12:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.26,0:12:43.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.66,0:13:01.13,Default,,0,0,0,,This is weird, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.67,0:13:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.83,0:13:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.47,0:13:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's 8:35! My toast!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.14,0:13:14.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Fischoeder Dad,\Nyou are hilarious!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.98,0:13:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not coming, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.61,0:13:19.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I know, Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.93,0:13:26.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! My face!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.40,0:13:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, I need\Na chopped onion... stat!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.40,0:13:30.07,Default,,0,0,0,,No one came in\Nfor my toast, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.07,0:13:31.27,Default,,0,0,0,,My big toast.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.27,0:13:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,You can do your toast\Nfor us tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.51,0:13:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow's not\NThanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.94,0:13:36.74,Default,,0,0,0,,But tomorrow we'll have\Nfive months free rent.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.75,0:13:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Because this is working...\NI think.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.58,0:13:41.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Now come on, I need an onion\Nso I can cry for my next scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.78,0:13:43.55,Default,,0,0,0,,- Chop-chop!  Get it? Fine.\N- You don't want
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.55,0:13:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,to come in here for my toast,\NI'll bring it out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.42,0:13:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you will not, mister.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.96,0:13:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't even done\Nmy song yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.63,0:13:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm coming out, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.19,0:13:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, you are drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.40,0:13:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You're drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.21,0:13:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I am not. I've only had half\Nof four bottles of wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.12,0:14:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just bring the turkey out\Nand you can come back in here
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.12,0:14:04.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and take a nap on the floor\Nlike you do at home, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.02,0:14:06.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.89,0:14:19.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Thank you.\N- All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.99,0:14:22.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.\NThat was called
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.39,0:14:24.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Bravo!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.59,0:14:26.90,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is called\N"Better Ode To Dad."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.90,0:14:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Get ready!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.05,0:14:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't compete with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.62,0:14:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I am\Nso emotional.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.32,0:14:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,What a wonderful...\Nfamily we have.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.59,0:14:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's...\NHmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.89,0:14:42.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It almost,\Nit brings tears to my eyes. Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.09,0:14:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a second...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.10,0:14:45.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You're doing great mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.90,0:14:47.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Really natural.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.73,0:14:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you are\Nso married.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.07,0:14:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So gosh damn married!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.04,0:14:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, it's me,\Nthe cook, Bob...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.31,0:14:59.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Or Burt.\NAnd this is Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.48,0:15:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance is a turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.98,0:15:02.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance, these are the jerks\NI mentioned
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.78,0:15:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,in the kitchen, when\NI was talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.58,0:15:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He seems like he's in\Na good place.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.12,0:15:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,So, without further ado,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.69,0:15:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I will now give the traditional\Ncook's toast
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.29,0:15:13.26,Default,,0,0,0,,that I do every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.26,0:15:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, maybe\Nyou should go back
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.79,0:15:17.43,Default,,0,0,0,,into the kitchen,\NMr. Cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.43,0:15:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, shut up, Mrs. Fischoeder!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.70,0:15:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, ah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.33,0:15:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, there must be five\Nmonths of dishes to do in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.84,0:15:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't want to sleep in\Nthe basement again, Mr. Cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.01,0:15:28.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you still talking?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.31,0:15:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't want\Nto sleep without...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.88,0:15:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!\NOh, dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.18,0:15:35.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Thanksgiving again,\Nand there's some "stuff-ing"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.35,0:15:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thankful for.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.82,0:15:39.05,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Go on and pass\Nthe cranberries... ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.05,0:15:40.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't, Lin, don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.52,0:15:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's time to sing\Na little song now. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.96,0:15:44.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.06,0:15:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, this is\Ngetting good.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.79,0:15:48.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- All right...\N- Thanksgiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.86,0:15:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's break\Nthe word down.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.16,0:15:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me, uh, just...\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.46,0:15:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh. Excuse me.\NSorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.03,0:15:56.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I've heard people use\Nthat word quite often.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.07,0:15:58.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Up here. Let me just "pumpkin" you\Nup by saying... Or "than" than.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.69,0:16:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,"pumpkin you up,"\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.52,0:16:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Like "we have more than" day!\NLet's raise our glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.89,0:16:06.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, raise your glasses.\NTina, raise drop those glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.36,0:16:08.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Raise them higher than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.03,0:16:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, pass the cranberry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.70,0:16:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NShut up, Lin!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.32,0:16:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Let's get a little lazy
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.09,0:16:15.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's my toast,\Nand what I say goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.99,0:16:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Me?\NWe'll go by applause.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.69,0:16:21.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone who liked the cook's\Ntoast best... Shh! Clap now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.00,0:16:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need clapping.\NWhat I need is
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.66,0:16:26.90,Default,,0,0,0,,what every dad\Nneeds, hugging!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.90,0:16:29.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, kids, go hug your dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.60,0:16:31.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.17,0:16:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,No, your dad,\Nyour Fischoeder dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.86,0:16:36.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Unbelievable.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.39,0:16:39.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Wife, come!\NOh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.56,0:16:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah-ha, ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.45,0:16:43.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's working.\NLet's seal the deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.35,0:16:44.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.\NGive me those lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.90,0:16:46.43,Default,,0,0,0,,No... no...\NLips. Lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.44,0:16:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no.\NLips. Lips.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.70,0:16:48.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.83,0:16:51.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. Sick! Aw...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.39,0:16:52.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Get your lips off her!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.96,0:16:54.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!\NEverybody wants everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.86,0:16:56.69,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so exciting.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.70,0:16:58.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe the cook has had\Ntoo much to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.80,0:17:00.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, do you believe it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.37,0:17:02.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe it in my\Nheart of hearts.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.30,0:17:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, great, everyone wants\Nto hear your beliefs!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.24,0:17:06.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Back to the kitchen now!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.06,0:17:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not going back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.16,0:17:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Now this is a holiday.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.09,0:17:11.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it cool if I grab a leg?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.24,0:17:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You people don't deserve\Nto eat Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.71,0:17:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance is my friend, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.25,0:17:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow, Lance,\Nyou're burning my arm.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.95,0:17:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Put that turkey down.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.22,0:17:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I pay your salary\Nand your rent.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.01,0:17:25.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep your blood money,\NFischoeder!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.39,0:17:26.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.51,0:17:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Not the gravy!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.64,0:17:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Save me some dark meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.08,0:17:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance, take care of my father!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.58,0:17:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Get back here with that turkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.41,0:17:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll get it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.52,0:17:34.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I love a turkey hunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.88,0:17:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.43,0:17:40.76,Default,,0,0,0,,They'll never catch us! Let's hide here.\NThere he is!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.76,0:17:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.90,0:17:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Duck, Bob, duck!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.90,0:17:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a turkey, Lance.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.62,0:17:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Good one, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.62,0:17:47.89,Default,,0,0,0,,They're gaining on us!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.89,0:17:49.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Run side to side!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.09,0:17:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, but I think\Nthis is slower.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.56,0:17:53.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Shelby, stop!\NDon't shoot him!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.19,0:17:54.86,Default,,0,0,0,,What the...?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.86,0:17:57.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Come back here with\Nour turkey, cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.40,0:17:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Never! He's mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.37,0:18:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, don't shoot\Nmy dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.75,0:18:02.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not.\NI'm gonna shoot the cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.80,0:18:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And I won't kill him.\NI'm just gonna maim him!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.12,0:18:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tackle!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.66,0:18:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God,\Nwe killed Bobby!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.29,0:18:13.80,Default,,0,0,0,,We killed Bobby!\NDad!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.80,0:18:16.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do they keep\Ncalling the cook "Dad"?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.22,0:18:20.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, he's shot.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.89,0:18:22.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank goodness.\NOh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.05,0:18:23.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad!\NDad!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.59,0:18:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance, talk to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.79,0:18:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna be okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.66,0:18:29.49,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no I'm not\Ngonna make it, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.50,0:18:32.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say that, Lance.\NDon't talk like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.10,0:18:33.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna be fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.83,0:18:36.47,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm cold. I'm so cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.47,0:18:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Get him a blanket!\NGet him a blanket!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.31,0:18:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NWhat's he sayin'?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.91,0:18:44.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.\NI can't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.61,0:18:47.35,Default,,0,0,0,,What's he sayin'?!\NHe's just murmuring!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.35,0:18:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Lance? Lance?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.08,0:18:51.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, he's gone!!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.42,0:18:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bobby, I'm so sorry\Nabout all this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.67,0:18:55.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I never want\Nto be someone else's wife,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.27,0:18:56.60,Default,,0,0,0,,even for pretend.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.61,0:18:58.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry we ruined your\NThanksgiving, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.27,0:18:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,We were jerks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.78,0:19:01.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.18,0:19:02.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I promise to tackle\Nyou every day
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.98,0:19:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,for the rest\Nof my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.11,0:19:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been talking to a turkey\Nfor a long time now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.82,0:19:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But I drank a lot of\Nabsinthe, just to be fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.95,0:19:13.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bobby, come here.\NMwah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.52,0:19:14.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, not now, I'm grieving.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.89,0:19:16.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I lost a friend today.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.73,0:19:18.73,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so confusing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.73,0:19:20.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's clear to me\Nthat this cook has, uh,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.85,0:19:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,fathered these, uh,\Nchildren with, uh, this...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.83,0:19:25.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, give it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.40,0:19:27.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not Fischoeder's\Nwife, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.47,0:19:29.84,Default,,0,0,0,,He hired us to pretend\Nto be his family
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.84,0:19:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,so you'd be attracted\Nto him... there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.54,0:19:33.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm touched that\Nyou would go
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.08,0:19:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,to so much trouble\Nfor little old me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.05,0:19:39.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're not old,\Nand you're not little.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.01,0:19:40.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Not where it counts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.22,0:19:41.65,Default,,0,0,0,,In the wabba-wabba.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.65,0:19:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Calvin,\Nthis isn't gonna work.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.49,0:19:45.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.49,0:19:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I respect myself too much
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.66,0:19:49.59,Default,,0,0,0,,not to be the other woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.59,0:19:50.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, you guys are insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.99,0:19:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.26,0:19:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,We can still have dinner\Nat home.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.86,0:19:54.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait!\NI almost forgot!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.93,0:19:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I have the\Nmost tickets!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.50,0:19:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,And I know exactly what I want.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.24,0:20:01.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Now this portrait will grow old\Nfor me
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.92,0:20:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'll stay nine forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.26,0:20:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! This "absence"\Nis delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.26,0:20:06.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's absinthe, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.73,0:20:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You're absinthe.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.20,0:20:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mom, are you\Nhallucinating yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.20,0:20:12.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Not yet.\NI need more.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.43,0:20:13.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, who wants what?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.77,0:20:15.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take a bullet\Npiece, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.40,0:20:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Me, too!\NI'll have a thigh.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.34,0:20:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,There's plenty of shrapnel\Nfor everyone... don't be shy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.44,0:20:22.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing the bullet hit Lance,\Nor else we'd be eating Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.27,0:20:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd taste old\Nand bitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.08,0:20:25.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet Dad would've made\Na great dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.85,0:20:27.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.05,0:20:28.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're so plump.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.28,0:20:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.58,0:20:31.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, to delicious Bobby!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.05,0:20:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, don't toast to eating me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.25,0:20:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat Dad! Eat Dad! Eat Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.69,0:20:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat Bob! Eat Bob!\NStop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.57,0:20:39.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanksgiving's over!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.14,0:20:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Captioning sponsored by\NBENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.91,0:20:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Pass the cranberry sauce ♪\NNo...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.31,0:20:45.15,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're having\Nmashed potatoes ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.15,0:20:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, the turkey looks great
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.05,0:20:49.78,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for loving me\NLin...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.79,0:20:51.89,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for being there\NPlease.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.89,0:20:53.45,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for loving me\NOh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.46,0:20:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Everyone's thanking\NLin...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.79,0:20:58.59,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The whole world's thanking\Nyou ♪ Lin, stop. Lin, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.59,0:21:00.48,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thanking us for\Nthanking you ♪ Lin...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.48,0:21:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Kill the turkey\NLin!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.77,0:21:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\N♪ Pass the cranberry sauce
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.90,0:21:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ We're having\Nmashed potatoes ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.01,0:21:12.16,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh, the turkey looks great
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.16,0:21:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for loving me\NLin...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.66,0:21:16.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for being there\NPlease.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.93,0:21:18.93,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thank you for loving me
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.93,0:21:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Everyone's thanking\NLin...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.12,0:21:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The whole world's\Nthanking you ♪ Stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.17,0:21:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Thanking us\Nfor thanking you ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.95,0:21:26.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Kill the turkey.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.96,0:21:29.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD\Nwww.addic7ed.com/