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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ukulele Strumming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.37,0:00:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob's Burgers!\NFresh ground meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.71,0:00:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Great atmosphere!\N[ Horn Blows ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, bring it in.\NGet out of that burger suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.42,0:00:29.42,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going.\NBaseball waits for no one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.42,0:00:31.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sniffs ]\NIt smells like urine.\NDid you pee in that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.52,0:00:35.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I had to go.\NI told you not to pee in it\Nafter I cleaned up from--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.22,0:00:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the only one who wears it.\NWhat's the difference?\NOh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.19,0:00:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What, you don't wanna\Nbuy burgers from a guy\Nwho smells like pee?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.16,0:00:42.56,Default,,0,0,0,,No one can place\Nwhere it's coming from.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.56,0:00:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\Nyou'll close the restaurant\Nto go to a baseball game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.17,0:00:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, this isn't just a game.\NWe bought an ad\Nat the ballpark.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.60,0:00:50.53,Default,,0,0,0,,That's worth closing for, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.54,0:00:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, can't wait to see it.\NIt's gonna be so exciting.\NWe're famous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.64,0:00:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like\Na hot dog wrapper\Nstuck in the net.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.85,0:00:59.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, a really\Ntiny hot dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.88,0:01:01.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I did think it was gonna\Nbe a little bigger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.38,0:01:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I think more people\Nwould see your ad\Nif it was a urinal cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you kidding?\NI wish I could afford\Na urinal cake ad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.89,0:01:09.23,Default,,0,0,0,,All this talk about cake\Nis making me hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.22,0:01:13.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna flag down\Nthe ice cream sandwich guy. Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.36,0:01:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Play ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.30,0:01:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to opening day\Nof minor league baseball.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.37,0:01:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hear it for your\NWonder Wharf Wonderdogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.77,0:01:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Applause, Cheers ]\NPlease give a big\NWonderdog welcome to Phenom,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.54,0:01:26.74,Default,,0,0,0,,the Korean bunt specialist!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.74,0:01:29.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I never realized baseball\Nhad so much butt touching.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.74,0:01:31.71,Default,,0,0,0,,That's how they\Ncommunicate, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.71,0:01:34.21,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like braille,\Nbut with butts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.22,0:01:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NRead my butt!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.75,0:01:38.72,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]\NI'm bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.72,0:01:39.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Boredom.\NBoring sports.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.89,0:01:43.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, it's\Nthe seventh-inning stretch.\NTime for the mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.76,0:01:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.96,0:01:47.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Please welcome the owner\Nof the Wonderdogs,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.73,0:01:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Calvin Fischoeder!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.50,0:01:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.20,0:01:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Now cheer for your\Nfavorite mascot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.37,0:01:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Fischoeder\Nowns the team?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.80,0:01:57.97,Default,,0,0,0,,He owns the ballpark,\Nthe team, Wonder Wharf.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.97,0:02:00.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna marry\Nthat man.\NNo, you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.91,0:02:02.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna be rich!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.34,0:02:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be frightened.\NI have a gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.38,0:02:06.68,Default,,0,0,0,,So get set.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.68,0:02:08.48,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Gunshot ]\N- [ Fans Cheer ]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.48,0:02:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Where has this sport been\Nall my life?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:13.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I wear\Nthe burger costume\Nall the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.42,0:02:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I could race\Nin one of these races, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.29,0:02:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet it's impossible\Nto get in, Gene. I'm sure\Nyou gotta know someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.49,0:02:21.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You do.\NIt's Mr. Fischoeder,\Nour landlord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.03,0:02:24.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I can't ask\Na favor of a guy\NI've never paid rent on time to.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You're his son, Gene.\NHe'll ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.27,0:02:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay.\NNo, I won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.87,0:02:29.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Now taking\Nthe mound to pitch,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:32.31,Default,,0,0,0,,former major league sensation,\NTorpedo Jones.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.31,0:02:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That can't be the same Torpe--\NKids, that's the\NTorpedo Jones.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.91,0:02:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\Nhe's still playing.\NGod, he must be... my age.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.51,0:02:44.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I speak for everyone here\Nwhen I say I don't know\Nwhat a Torpedo Jones is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.45,0:02:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you, nobody--\NWe don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.59,0:02:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, let me finish. Nobody--\NThat's what I was\Ntrying to prevent.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.79,0:02:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody pitched like Torpedo.\NI was there for his\Ngreatest moment-- "The Pitch."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.86,0:02:57.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It was 15 years ago,\Nbut I remember it\Nlike it was 10.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.97,0:02:59.97,Default,,0,0,0,,His pitch was\Nthe split-finger skadootch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.97,0:03:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Cheers ]\N- Torpedo clinched the pennant\Nfor us with that pitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.64,0:03:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,If he's so good,\Nwhy have we never\Nheard of this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.47,0:03:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Because he didn't\Nlast long in the bigs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.38,0:03:10.61,Default,,0,0,0,,The skadootch is just\None of those pitches.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.61,0:03:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,When it was on,\Nit was really on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.91,0:03:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,But when it wasn't,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.45,0:03:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,it's like hitting candy\Nout of a baby's hand\Nwith a bat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.92,0:03:21.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. You mean it's hard\Nbecause babies hands\Nare so small?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.72,0:03:23.82,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's easy because--\NHow could you hit a baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.83,0:03:25.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody would hit\Na baby's hand\Nwith a bat in real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.93,0:03:27.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand.\NWas he fired\Nfrom the bigs...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.96,0:03:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,'cause he hit a baby\Nwith a bat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.66,0:03:32.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not interested\Nin talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.87,0:03:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Gene. I don't\Nsee Fischoeder anywhere.\NLet's get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.90,0:03:39.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all right.\NI only wanted to do it\Nreally, really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.98,0:03:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, there's Torpedo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.61,0:03:44.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, ask Torpedo\Nabout the mascot races.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.01,0:03:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe he can\Nget Gene in.\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.45,0:03:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids, come on.\NI can't bother Torpedo.\NHe's, like, my role model.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.45,0:03:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's creepy.\NYour role model\Nis the same age as you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.95,0:03:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I would never have\Nanother nine-year-old\Nas my role model.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.02,0:03:56.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Torpedo!\NLouise--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.73,0:04:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,My dad is a huge scout\Nfor the Baseball League\Nof America.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.50,0:04:04.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Kidding. But he has\Na favor to ask you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.30,0:04:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NHi. I'm a huge fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.50,0:04:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I was there\Nfor "The Pitch."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.84,0:04:11.71,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what can I do for ya?\NPicture? Autograph?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.71,0:04:13.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Three bucks each,\Nboth for five.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.64,0:04:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah,\Nboth would be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.51,0:04:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.85,0:04:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. And, uh, my kid wants\Nto run in the mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.95,0:04:21.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't think--\NHey, Russell!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.72,0:04:24.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Some kid here wants to run\Nin a mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.52,0:04:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,For you, Torpedo,\NI'll make it happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.52,0:04:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I've gotta free up\None of these outfits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.69,0:04:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you don't.\NI got my own.\NIt's a burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.59,0:04:33.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Easy enough.\NThanks a lot, Torpedo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.36,0:04:36.56,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good luck out there, sport.\N- Linda, did you hear that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.56,0:04:37.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo Jones\Ncalled me "sport."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.60,0:04:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,He didn't call you "sport."\NHe called Gene "sport."\NNo, he was looking right at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.60,0:04:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. He called me "sport"\Nand he tousled my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.87,0:04:46.97,Default,,0,0,0,,It was great, Gene.\NYou were great.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.98,0:04:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a great\Ntousle receiver.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.61,0:04:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. Wearing the burger suit\Nin the mascot race, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.91,0:04:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,That's advertising, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.95,0:04:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't touch me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.42,0:05:03.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It was so nice of Torpedo\Nto give us these seats\Nso we can watch Gene's race.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.12,0:05:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,You can really make out\Nthe players' tattoos\Nfrom here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.03,0:05:08.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Makes you wonder\Nabout the tattoos\Nwe can't see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.96,0:05:10.42,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Quietly ]\NOn their butts.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.43,0:05:13.09,Default,,0,0,0,,How you doing, Gene?\NYou feeling fast?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.10,0:05:14.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel queasy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.40,0:05:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Got some butterflies, ace?\NTorpedo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.97,0:05:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Want my advice, kid?\NIt's a mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.87,0:05:20.93,Default,,0,0,0,,All you gotta do\Nis stay on your feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.94,0:05:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Let the other guys\Ntrip over themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.18,0:05:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time\Nfor the mascot race!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.58,0:05:28.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo-ee!\NGoody.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.12,0:05:30.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember,\Nyou're an ambassador\Nfor our restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.52,0:05:33.69,Default,,0,0,0,,So just try and run well,\N'cause you don't run well.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.69,0:05:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck\Nout there, sport.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.06,0:05:37.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I thought earlier\Nyou called me "sport," so--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.23,0:05:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah, that was a nickname\Nfor the kid there, Flash.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.66,0:05:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take Flash.\NKids, call me Flash from now on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.13,0:05:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's split the diff\Nand call you Kiki.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.77,0:05:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Kiki. I like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.67,0:05:49.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Torpedo, here's\Na little thank-you for\Ngetting Gene in the race.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.47,0:05:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I make burgers\Nfor a living,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.51,0:05:53.44,Default,,0,0,0,,so it's not weird\Nfor me to give you this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.44,0:05:57.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think\Nit's weird at all, Bob.\NLike a good burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.18,0:05:58.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm.\NThat's a good burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.65,0:06:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Finish this guy\Nback on the mound.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.68,0:06:03.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha! Torpedo Jones just said\NI make a good burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.82,0:06:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I want that on my tombstone.\NSeriously, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.12,0:06:08.78,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I already\Ngot your tombstone\Npicked out for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.79,0:06:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What is it?\NIt says, "Order up."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.96,0:06:12.86,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NThat's good.\NLet's go with that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.86,0:06:17.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Joining your\NWonder Wharf mascots today\Nis a special guest food--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.07,0:06:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,a burger-- a boy\Nwho is also a burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.50,0:06:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And I have my gun.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.47,0:06:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready! Set!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.87,0:06:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gunshot ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.64,0:06:27.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Go get 'em, Gene!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.54,0:06:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I reinforced the crotch\Nso he wouldn't tear it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.51,0:06:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Win, Gene!\NAvenge Dad's death!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.05,0:06:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Crowd ] Ohh!\N[ Announcer ]\NDown goes Sammy Sea Lion!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.95,0:06:38.59,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Imitating Explosions ]\N- [ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.59,0:06:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! It's a two-mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.69,0:06:42.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Burger and Captain Pel I. Can.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.56,0:06:48.17,Default,,0,0,0,,They're they go,\Nlike two, fast, fiery-- Bew!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.16,0:06:49.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.03,0:06:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,The burger is your winner.\N[ Imitates Trumpet Fanfare ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.97,0:06:53.24,Default,,0,0,0,,All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.23,0:06:54.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.87,0:06:56.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, congratulations,\Nyoung burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.67,0:06:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Ladies and gentlemen,\Nyou can purchase\Ndelicious burgers...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.94,0:07:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,that look somewhat like him\Nright here at the park.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.64,0:07:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,And at my family's restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.58,0:07:07.68,Default,,0,0,0,,And, uh, what's the name\Nof that restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.68,0:07:09.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah-- It's-- It's--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.62,0:07:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I'm there every day.\NBob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.95,0:07:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,It's-- Oh, my God.\NBob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.86,0:07:15.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene! No!\NNever mind. Never mind.\NThat's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.96,0:07:18.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob's Burgers! Oh, my God!\NYou can get everything\Nyou expect from a burger...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.76,0:07:20.56,Default,,0,0,0,,at whatever the name\Nof his restaurant is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.56,0:07:23.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob's Burgers!\NOh, oh, I just remembered.\NI just remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.26,0:07:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's too late.\NBut you can get them\Nhere at the park today.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.57,0:07:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No! Say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.00,0:07:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I won something!\NI won! I won! I won something!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.84,0:07:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and you\Ndidn't fall down\Nlike everyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.04,0:07:34.73,Default,,0,0,0,,- Tell that\Nto your grandkids.\N- I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.74,0:07:39.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, are you kidding me?\NThe name of the restaurant\Nis Bob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.71,0:07:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I call you Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.62,0:07:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I think of it as Dad's Burgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.22,0:07:45.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You live above it!\NYou work in it every day!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.85,0:07:48.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, calm down.\NCalm down. Calm down.\NI'm sorry, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.79,0:07:51.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. He did great.\NYou did great, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.56,0:07:52.73,Default,,0,0,0,,A gold medal!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.73,0:07:55.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we should\Nget that bronzed.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.76,0:07:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Strike three!\NYou're out!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.17,0:08:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo's split-finger skadootch\Nhas suddenly started clicking.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.54,0:08:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I love that burger\Nof yours, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.07,0:08:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, after the game,\Nlet's all go to Bob's Burgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.64,0:08:08.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fans Cheer ]\NWhoo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.81,0:08:12.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that's\Nadvertising, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.88,0:08:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Cash Register Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.58,0:08:18.31,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Crowd Chattering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.32,0:08:19.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, Angel!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.59,0:08:21.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Do they call you that\N'cause you're such\Na good boy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.99,0:08:24.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I did many bad things\Nto escape Cuba--\N[ Gunfire ]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.73,0:08:27.86,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Man Groans ]\Nthings that haunt me\Nin the dark of the night.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.86,0:08:30.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw!\NHow about another beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.06,0:08:32.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, you kids got\Na great dad, you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.77,0:08:34.84,Default,,0,0,0,,One wife, one family.\NThat's the way to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.84,0:08:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,In the majors, most guys\Ngot a whole bunch of families\Nspread out over the 50 states.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.91,0:08:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When spring training starts,\Nyou get your Florida wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.94,0:08:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,When it's regular season,\Nit's open season, if you\Nknow what I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.05,0:08:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You kiss your home-field wife\Nand kids good-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.62,0:08:49.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You tell 'em\Nyou'll miss 'em,\Nand you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.98,0:08:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But you still take\Nsome of their toys and\Nre-gift 'em for your away kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:56.09,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet you're a great dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.09,0:08:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And three great husbands.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.16,0:08:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Torpedo,\NI couldn't help but notice...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.66,0:09:02.06,Default,,0,0,0,,that the ball boy was\Nlooking a little lethargic.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.06,0:09:04.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, he's got lupus\Nor rickets or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.20,0:09:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why\Nwe keep giving that job\Nto these sick kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.20,0:09:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I was wondering if I\Ncould offer my services.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.00,0:09:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm very healthy.\N[ Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.37,0:09:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, okay, okay.\NWhoa, whoa. Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.71,0:09:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You got the job.\NJust stop doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.71,0:09:18.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's your\Nfirst ball-girl duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.08,0:09:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring me one\Nof your dad's burgers\Nbefore every game.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.25,0:09:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.05,0:09:25.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the chewing tobacco\Nyou wanted.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.99,0:09:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And your comic books.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.29,0:09:30.93,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Spanish ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.26,0:09:38.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Scattered Cheers ]\NPhenom, is it possible...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.03,0:09:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,to be in love\Nwith 25 people at once?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.07,0:09:42.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You're my favorite.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.74,0:09:45.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell Angel.\NHe's fiery.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.84,0:09:48.98,Default,,0,0,0,,- Strike three!\N- [ Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.98,0:09:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Sound the alarm\Nbecause Torpedo is on fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.91,0:09:55.21,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Imitates Fire Alarm ]\NFire! Fire! Fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.22,0:09:58.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a good idea, Burt.\NIt's a crowded stadium.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.39,0:09:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,That Torpedo is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.39,0:10:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Has he always been this good?\NNo, he hasn't been good\Nin a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.89,0:10:05.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He says my burgers\Nhave helped him pitch better.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.03,0:10:07.03,Default,,0,0,0,,How does a burger\Nhelp someone pitch better?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.03,0:10:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go, Bob--\Na little souvenir.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.36,0:10:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NThanks, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.70,0:10:14.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, slippery.\NIt's greasy, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.27,0:10:16.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sniffs ]\NWhat does this smell like?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.34,0:10:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, stop sniffing\NTorpedo's balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.87,0:10:20.47,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughs ]\NGet it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.48,0:10:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like you're\Nin love with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.94,0:10:24.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait.\NThat's our burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.28,0:10:26.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap.\NTorpedo's putting\Nmy grease on the ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.85,0:10:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's how his skadootch\Nis skadootching so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.28,0:10:32.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Your hero's using\Nyour burger grease to win.\NThat's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.49,0:10:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Lin.\NTorpedo is using\Nmy burger grease to cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.29,0:10:39.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.13,0:10:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Organ ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.03,0:10:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Crowd Clapping Rhythmically ]\NSo you helped\NTorpedo cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.83,0:10:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If that means\Nthe Wonderdogs keep coming\Nto the restaurant...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.34,0:10:51.88,Default,,0,0,0,,and bringing all sorts\Nof business with them,\NI say big whoop.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.87,0:10:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Let the old man\Nthrow a greasy skadootch.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.14,0:10:57.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]\NI don't even know\Nwhat to think about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.28,0:10:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I gotta go take a leak.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.11,0:11:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, get me an ice cream\Nin a mini helmet!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.08,0:11:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Urinating ]\N[ Zipper Unzips ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.45,0:11:05.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, you look glum.\N[ Urinating ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.82,0:11:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I, uh--\NYou don't hold your--\Nwhen you pee.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.29,0:11:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? It's not going anywhere.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.83,0:11:15.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, well,\Nwhat if you found out...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.30,0:11:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,that someone you knew\Nwas doing something\Nsort of bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.53,0:11:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and you were helping them\Ndo that sort of bad thing--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.80,0:11:22.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it me?\NIs it abortions?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.30,0:11:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. What?\NUh, what were you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.51,0:11:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo Jones\Nis greasing the ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.81,0:11:28.71,Default,,0,0,0,,and he's using\Nmy grease to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.71,0:11:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-mmm. Oh.\NCome walk with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.45,0:11:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Come behind the scenes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.95,0:11:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo's dazzling pitching\Nis putting more butts\Nin seats...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.85,0:11:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,than this stadium\Ncan handle.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.02,0:11:44.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Is the roller coaster\Ngonna be okay without\Nthose huge planks of wood?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.19,0:11:45.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, sure.\N[ People Screaming Excitedly ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.83,0:11:47.46,Default,,0,0,0,,These people aren't paying\Nfor extra wood, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.46,0:11:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Roller Coaster Chugging ]\NNo one wants to ride\NExtra Wood Mountain.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.30,0:11:53.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Watch out!\NExtra nuts and bolts.\N[ Nuts, Bolts Clanking ]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.97,0:11:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.50,0:11:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,People come\Nto baseball games...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.84,0:11:59.01,Default,,0,0,0,,for the same reason\Nthey come to\Nthe amusement park--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.01,0:12:00.18,Default,,0,0,0,,to be entertained!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.17,0:12:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Does it really matter\Nif the games are rigged? No!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.21,0:12:05.17,Default,,0,0,0,,The games are rigged?\NYes!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.18,0:12:07.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. My wonderdog\Nis hanging out.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.98,0:12:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.08,0:12:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I got so caught up\Nin our conversation,\NI forgot to zip.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.89,0:12:14.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I didn't want\Nto say anything.\NWhy not?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.49,0:12:15.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I, uh--\NCompliments are welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.99,0:12:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Where was I?\NYou were saying\Nthe games are rigged.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.96,0:12:21.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. The games\Nare all rigged.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.07,0:12:27.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not letting my kids\Nplay these games anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.57,0:12:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fischoeder ]\NBut look\Nat these smiling faces.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.87,0:12:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like those\Nsmiling faces--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.54,0:12:34.48,Default,,0,0,0,,smiling at every skadootch\Nthe Torpedo throws.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.48,0:12:38.48,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't wanna know, Bob.\NThey don't wanna look\Nbehind the curtain.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.48,0:12:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know. It just seems\Nlike bad karma or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.28,0:12:43.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Karma?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.85,0:12:46.31,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no such thing\Nas karma.\N[ Laughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.32,0:12:48.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Not in this town.\N[ Roller Coaster Chugging ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.52,0:12:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunts ]\NOh, just kick 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.09,0:12:53.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Kick 'em\Nright into the ocean.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.03,0:12:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.03,0:12:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Why does Tornado\Nwant our old grease\Nin a jar?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.37,0:13:00.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Torpedo, Gene.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.17,0:13:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, it helps him\Npitch better.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.84,0:13:02.97,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't forget.\NIt's a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.97,0:13:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Is it\Nagainst the rules?\NTechnically, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.17,0:13:07.07,Default,,0,0,0,,So then\Nit's cheating.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.07,0:13:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No. What it is\Nis helping people\Nenjoy baseball more.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.95,0:13:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It's entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.88,0:13:14.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm confused.\NAre you and Mom\Ngetting divorced?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.92,0:13:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NOh, my God.\NYou are.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.45,0:13:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I call Mom!\NI call Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.25,0:13:20.55,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys took both of them.\NEnough.\NGo fill the condiments.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.56,0:13:22.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I call ketchup!\NI call mustard!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.26,0:13:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw.\NYou can do horseradish.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.29,0:13:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,There's not-- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.33,0:13:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Bobby.\NHey, who wants a burger?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.20,0:13:31.03,Default,,0,0,0,,On the Torpedo.\NHooray!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.20,0:13:34.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, you're\Ndefending your title.\NAre you nervous?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.14,0:13:35.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you ask\Nmy diarrhea?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.40,0:13:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be nervous.\NYou're a chubby kid\Nin a mascot suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.54,0:13:41.85,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I'm saying.\NI should cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.84,0:13:44.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad says it's okay\Nwhen it's for entertainment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.58,0:13:46.02,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. Let's cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.01,0:13:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,- You see that pelican?\N- [ Gene ]\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.32,0:13:51.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You're running, right?\NYou have a switchblade\Ntaped to your shoe.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.52,0:13:52.32,Default,,0,0,0,,- He does?\N- He will.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.32,0:13:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And on your other shoe,\Nyou'll have a lemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.66,0:13:57.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Stab, stab, stab!\NSting, sting, sting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.93,0:13:58.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"What are you doing?"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.93,0:14:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,"I'm squeezing lemon\Ninto your wound."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.90,0:14:03.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Sweet baby blade foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.06,0:14:06.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Or... I can give him\Na nudge and tip him over.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.10,0:14:08.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]\NReally?\NYeah. He's top-heavy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.34,0:14:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll just give him\Na little tippity-tap.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.40,0:14:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm still gluing\Na knife to my foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.57,0:14:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gunshot ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.21,0:14:17.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay, Gene! Go, Gene!\NThat-a-way, Son.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.14,0:14:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Panting ]\N- [ Fans Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.65,0:14:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tippity-tap.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.08,0:14:25.11,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Phil ]\NOoh! it's\Na three-mascot pile-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.12,0:14:26.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Go, Gene! All right! Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.52,0:14:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Burt ]\NThe Boy Burger wins again!\NHow about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.52,0:14:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, how about this, Phil?\N[ Imitates Whooping Siren ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.63,0:14:37.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, Burt.\NI'm not so sure about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.57,0:14:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.37,0:14:39.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I won! I won again!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.60,0:14:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,My brother won.\NGuys, take off\Nyour shirts.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.30,0:14:45.10,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.11,0:14:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good arm pumping, baby.\N- That's how I disguised\Nthe push.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.34,0:14:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,- What push?\N- He pushed the Cotton Candy\Nmascot so he'd fall over.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.71,0:14:55.07,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hooray for cheating.\N- Gene, how could you?\NYou know that's wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.08,0:14:58.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-uh-uh.\NNot when it's entertainment.\NYou said it yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.69,0:15:02.56,Default,,0,0,0,,You told them\Ncheating is okay?\NNo, I didn't, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.56,0:15:04.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.09,0:15:05.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bobby.\NOh, crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.56,0:15:09.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Go get me\Na soft serve.\NAnd make it a swirl!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.63,0:15:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, Gene,\Nwhen I said it's okay to cheat,\NI meant for Torpedo,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.00,0:15:18.97,Default,,0,0,0,,not for you to cheat\Nin your mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.97,0:15:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You should\Nreally give back\None of those medals.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.38,0:15:24.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, but I wanna get a picture\Nof you wearing them\Nbefore you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.18,0:15:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not giving back\Nmy medal!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.05,0:15:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Those suckers got\Ntheir money's worth, Pops.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.45,0:15:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm good for business, Dad.\NFrom now on,\Nthere'll be no more cheating.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.12,0:15:34.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- Does that mean I shouldn't\Ngive Torpedo this grease?\N- That's right, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.99,0:15:38.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. No more cheating\Nfor anyone\Nin this house.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.39,0:15:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,From now on, I won't wear\Nmy tummy-tuck jeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.63,0:15:45.57,Default,,0,0,0,,And good-bye, Brazilian.\NHello, rain forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.67,0:15:47.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.57,0:15:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I win tomorrow,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.54,0:15:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be the first mascot ever\Nto win three races in a row.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.41,0:15:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'm a top.\N- You mean you're on top.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.14,0:15:58.47,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I'm a top.\N[ Grunts ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.11,0:16:00.21,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fans Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.21,0:16:01.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Shew. I was\Nstarting to think...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.62,0:16:03.59,Default,,0,0,0,,maybe you were\Ngonna leave me\Nhigh and dry here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.58,0:16:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what's in this jar\Nis worth the wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.19,0:16:08.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What the--\N"You don't need to cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.52,0:16:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,You can win without me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.82,0:16:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,If you try your hardest,\Nyou've already won.\NLove, Bob's grease."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.59,0:16:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, Torpedo.\NYou can win without my grease.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.60,0:16:18.27,Default,,0,0,0,,It just took me\Nbelieving in you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.27,0:16:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, listen.\NGene's about to race,\Nand since you're his role model,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.24,0:16:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm hoping you'll tell Gene\Nhe can win without cheating,\Njust like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.24,0:16:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,- Who the hell's Gene?\N- That's... my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.58,0:16:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You're his role model,\Nand you're my role model too.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.24,0:16:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-- I can't be\Nyour role model.\NWe're the same age.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.05,0:16:36.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this mean?\NYou cutting me off, Bob-O?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.28,0:16:38.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo, I'm cutting you free.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.32,0:16:39.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here.\NWait. What are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.69,0:16:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna hug you.\NSlow down there, tiger.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.62,0:16:44.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess I'll have to make\Nthis grease last\Nthe whole season.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.33,0:16:48.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I should have never\Ngiven you my grease.\NI created a monster.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.10,0:16:49.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You think you\Nstarted my greasing?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.80,0:16:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always cheated, Bobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.43,0:16:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Not "The Pitch."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.07,0:16:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, definitely "The Pitch."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.74,0:16:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,That game, I had a pat\Nof butter in my right nostril,\Nsex jelly in my armpit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.27,0:17:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell, I was on prescription\Ndrugs to stimulate\Nproduction of earwax.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.64,0:17:05.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And "The Pitch"?\NThat was courtesy...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.35,0:17:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,of some\Nblack-market whale blubber\NI bought off some Eskimos.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.08,0:17:11.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Cute note though, Bob.\NBit of advice:
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.35,0:17:13.85,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want a role model,\Npick an old guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.85,0:17:17.05,Default,,0,0,0,,By the time you grow up,\Nthey're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.69,0:17:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]\NDidn't go great. Gene!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.29,0:17:22.39,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure it was fine.\NTorpedo seems like\Na reasonable guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.40,0:17:25.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Torpedo Jones wants you\Nout of his seats this second.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.57,0:17:28.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What a schmuck.\NGene!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.54,0:17:31.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Phil ] It's\Nthe seventh-inning stretch.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.17,0:17:32.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Mascots are lining up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.17,0:17:33.43,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\Nmaybe I have an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.44,0:17:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, fellas. I'd love to say\Na few words to my son,\Nthe burger, over the P.A.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.75,0:17:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.\NUh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.41,0:17:41.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NHighly unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.58,0:17:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Doesn't matter.\NNone of this matters.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.15,0:17:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene. Up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.29,0:17:46.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Jesus?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.69,0:17:49.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Gene, it's your father.\NI'm up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.72,0:17:50.68,Default,,0,0,0,,You're dead?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.69,0:17:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NYes.\N[ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.29,0:17:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm-I'm--\N[ Chuckles ] I'm kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.40,0:17:57.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm up here in the booth.\NRight here. See me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.30,0:17:59.60,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sniffs ]\NBoy, this microphone\Nsmells like beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.60,0:18:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's just say A.A.\Nwas "A" waste of time.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.37,0:18:06.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Winning isn't everything, Gene.\NYes, we're all here\Nto be entertained.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.61,0:18:08.44,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you, um,\Ncut corners now,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.44,0:18:12.71,Default,,0,0,0,,the next thing you know\Nyou'll be hiding lard\Nin your nose...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.71,0:18:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,or taking wood\Nout of roller coasters.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.22,0:18:17.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, all right,\Nthat's enough of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.85,0:18:19.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's start the race.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.29,0:18:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying to talk to my son.\NGene, run clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.72,0:18:23.55,Default,,0,0,0,,On your mark!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.56,0:18:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Gene, what are\Nyou gonna do?\N- I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.66,0:18:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna cheat.\NThat's what you're gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.33,0:18:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna win\Nby cheating!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.33,0:18:32.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Organ: "Call to the Post" ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.70,0:18:34.17,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gunshot ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.17,0:18:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Panting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.14,0:18:38.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to see the burger\Nwin three in a row?\N[ Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.74,0:18:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, listen to me.\NYou know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.91,0:18:43.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, triple crown for burger.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.41,0:18:46.18,Default,,0,0,0,,- Good for your business.\N- See?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.18,0:18:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Gene. Don't worry\Nabout the advertising.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.25,0:18:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?\NIt's a starter's pistol.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.75,0:18:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,- It's a real gun. Get down.\N- [ Gunshot ]\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.75,0:18:55.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop shooting.\NThis is crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.52,0:18:56.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gunshots Stop ]\NOh, good. He stopped.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.79,0:19:00.30,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just out of bullets.\NAnd down goes Cotton Candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.29,0:19:01.69,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a two-mascot race.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.70,0:19:03.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, do the right thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.30,0:19:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! You can win\Non your own, Gene! Probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.37,0:19:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Pants ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.94,0:19:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ In Slow-motion ]\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.97,0:19:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,All right. Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.21,0:19:15.81,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.81,0:19:19.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa!\NDon't push him!\NHe was gonna push you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.21,0:19:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Burt ]\NCongratulations\Nto Captain Pel I. Can.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.55,0:19:23.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Gene, sorry, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.92,0:19:26.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like karma\Ncaught up to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.42,0:19:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, I told you\Nthere's no such thing as karma.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.26,0:19:32.23,Default,,0,0,0,,- Uh, yes, there is.\N- No, I'm afraid there isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.23,0:19:33.90,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm afraid there is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.89,0:19:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Is not.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.80,0:19:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fans Gasping, Chattering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.30,0:19:43.90,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Wheels Screech ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.31,0:19:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Metal Clanging, Stops ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.84,0:19:50.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.54,0:19:53.74,Default,,0,0,0,,See, Gene,\Nthis is what happens\Nwhen you cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.75,0:19:54.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That was incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.98,0:19:58.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Cheating is amazing!\N[ Groans ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.49,0:19:59.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.39,0:20:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Uh, hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.62,0:20:02.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry about\Nyour roller coaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.69,0:20:04.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, roller coasters\Ncome and go,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.93,0:20:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,but Bobs are\Nonce in a lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.33,0:20:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I admire you.\NYou do?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.36,0:20:13.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You remind me of my father.\NHe was honest,\Nand he worked hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.60,0:20:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You an immigrant, Bob?\NUm, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.50,0:20:17.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Just swarthy?\NI guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.77,0:20:20.57,Default,,0,0,0,,What's swarthy?\NUm, dark and hairy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.57,0:20:22.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That's you.\NAnd me in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.74,0:20:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, unlike you,\Nmy father made\Na fortune.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.01,0:20:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,But in many other ways,\Nyou guys are the same--
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.95,0:20:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,two decent,\Nswarthy peas in a pod.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.78,0:20:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,One rich and one...\Njust scraping by.\NThanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.62,0:20:37.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we're off\Nto get a massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.89,0:20:39.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Wonderdog.\NDown, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.93,0:20:43.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gone, Dad.\NMy future husband's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.03,0:20:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You drove him away!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.67,0:20:45.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, what you\Ngot there?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.47,0:20:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The team signed a ball\Nso I'd have something\Nto remember them by.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.37,0:20:50.61,Default,,0,0,0,,And I took\Nthis jockstrap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.60,0:20:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, sweetie.\N[ Chuckles ]\NLet's throw that in the wash.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.51,0:20:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Mm-mmm.\NCome on. Give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.88,0:20:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know\Nhow many venereal diseases\Nthose baseball players have?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.78,0:21:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't care.\NWhose was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.62,0:21:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Smells like Angel.\NAngel.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.72,0:21:05.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Tina ]\NBut don't tell Phenom.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.69,0:21:07.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Organ ]\N[ Fischoeder ]\NLadies and gentlemen,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.09,0:21:10.89,Default,,0,0,0,,you can purchase\Ndelicious burgers\Nthat look somewhat like him...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.89,0:21:12.32,Default,,0,0,0,,right here at the park.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.33,0:21:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NAnd at my family's restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.33,0:21:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fischoeder ]\NAnd, uh, what's the name\Nof that restaurant?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.36,0:21:19.06,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NAh-- It's-- It's--
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.07,0:21:21.94,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I'm there every day.\N[ Bob ]\NBob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.94,0:21:23.11,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NIt's-- Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.10,0:21:24.40,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ] Bob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.41,0:21:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.84,0:21:26.61,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fischoeder ]\NNever mind. That's okay.\N[ Bob ] Bob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.61,0:21:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fischoeder ]\NYou can get everything\Nyou expect from a burger...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.58,0:21:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,at whatever\Nthe name\Nof his restaurant is.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.41,0:21:32.07,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bob ]\NBob's Burgers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.08,0:21:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gene ]\NI just remembered.\NI just remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.78,0:21:36.81,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Fischoeder ]\NIt's too late.\N[ Bob ] No! Say it!