[Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ PlayResX: 384 PlayResY: 288 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, AlphaLevel, Encoding Style: Default,Arial Unicode MS,16,&Hffffff,&Hffffff,&H0,&H0,0,0,0,1,1,0,2,10,10,10,0,0 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.13,0:00:04.60,Default,GEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FOUND\NA VERSION OF EARTH Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.61,0:00:06.84,Default,WITH A "BALL FONDLERS"\NMOVIE FRANCHISE. Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.84,0:00:10.11,Default,I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS\NTHIS REALITY CONSIDERS PG-13. Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.11,0:00:12.68,Default,YEAH.\NI-I'M PRETTY JEALOUS.\NDON'T BE, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.68,0:00:15.71,Default,THERE'S PROS AND CONS TO [BURPS]\NEVERY ALTERNATE TIMELINE. Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.72,0:00:17.02,Default,FUN FACTS\NABOUT THIS ONE -- Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.02,0:00:18.52,Default,IT'S GOT GIANT,\NTELEPATHIC SPIDERS, Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.52,0:00:19.85,Default,11 9/11s, Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.85,0:00:21.89,Default,AND THE BEST ICE CREAM\NIN THE MULTIVERSE! Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.89,0:00:23.36,Default,SHUT UP!\NWHOA! Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:26.36,Default,WE'RE GONNA GO GET\NSOME ICE CREAM, MOTHER[BLEEP] Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.36,0:00:28.29,Default,[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.30,0:00:29.23,Default,OH, GREAT. Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.23,0:00:31.03,Default,OH, BOY.\NW-WHAT'S WRONG, RICK? Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.03,0:00:32.87,Default,IS IT THE QUANTUM CARBURETOR\NOR SOMETHING? Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.87,0:00:35.03,Default,"QUANTUM CARBURETOR"?\NJESUS, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.04,0:00:36.54,Default,YOU CAN'T JUST ADD\NA S[BURPS]-- Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.54,0:00:38.74,Default,SCI-FI WORD TO A CAR WORD\NAND HOPE IT MEANS SOMETHING. Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.74,0:00:41.24,Default,HUH, LOOKS LIKE\NSOMETHING'S WRONG WITH\NTHE MICROVERSE BATTERY. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.24,0:00:42.71,Default,WE'RE GONNA HAVE\NTO GO INSIDE. Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.71,0:00:44.54,Default,UM, GO INSIDE WHAT? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.55,0:00:46.58,Default,THE BATTERY, MORTY.\NBE RIGHT BACK, SUMMER. Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:48.05,Default,STAY PUT,\NDON'T TOUCH ANY BUTTONS, Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.05,0:00:51.42,Default,AND IGNORE ALL RANDOM THOUGHTS\NTHAT FEEL...SPIDERY. Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.42,0:00:52.89,Default,WAIT!\NYOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE! Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.89,0:00:54.05,Default,YOU'LL BE FINE. Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.06,0:00:55.42,Default,SHIP,\NKEEP SUMMER SAFE. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.42,0:00:57.66,Default,Female voice: [ WARBLES ]\N{\i1}KEEP SUMMER SAFE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.66,0:00:59.12,Default,OHH! Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.56,0:01:02.46,Default,UGH.\NWONDERFUL. Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.57,0:01:08.67,Default,HEY, EXCUSE ME.\NHELLO. Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.67,0:01:10.74,Default,UM...\N[ CELLPHONE CLICKING ] Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.74,0:01:12.74,Default,WHAT, YOU THINK\NYOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.74,0:01:14.74,Default,NOBODY'S BETTER\NTHAN ME! Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.74,0:01:16.31,Default,HEY!\NHEY! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.41,0:01:22.08,Default,AAH!\NAAAAAH! Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:23.58,Default,Female voice:\N{\i1}KEEP SUMMER SAFE.{\i0}\N{\i1}AAAAAAAH!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.58,0:01:24.92,Default,HEY, MAN,\NWHAT THE HELL?! Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.92,0:01:26.92,Default,THAT WAS MY DAUGHTER'S\NPEDIATRICIAN! AAH! Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.92,0:01:28.75,Default,NO, STOP!\NDON'T KILL HIM! Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.76,0:01:30.29,Default,[ BEEP ]\N{\i1}CONFIRMED.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.29,0:01:31.59,Default,[ GRUNTS ]\NAAH! Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.59,0:01:32.76,Default,[ GROANS ] Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.76,0:01:34.46,Default,OH, GOD.\NI CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.46,0:01:35.76,Default,HELP!\NHELP!! Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.76,0:01:37.03,Default,{\i1}SUMMER IS SAFE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.03,0:01:38.46,Default,I DON'T FEEL SAFE. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.47,0:01:40.20,Default,[ SOBS ]\N{\i1}CONFIRMED.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.20,0:01:42.60,Default,[ LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ]\N[ Sobbing ] NO.\N[ SNIFFLES ] Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.60,0:01:44.10,Default,OH, GOD, HELP ME.\NHELP ME! Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.11,0:01:46.31,Default,[ Sobbing ] HELP ME, PLEASE!\NYOU CAN HELP ME! Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.31,0:01:49.44,Default,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.31,0:02:21.31,Default,OH, MAN.\NWHERE ARE WE, RICK? Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.31,0:02:22.98,Default,MORTY, REMEMBER\NEIGHT SECONDS AGO Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.98,0:02:24.64,Default,WHEN [BURPS] WHEN YOU SAID,\N"GO INSIDE WHAT?" Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.65,0:02:26.01,Default,AND I SAID, "THE BATTERY"? Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.01,0:02:27.81,Default,AND THEN WE SHOWED UP HERE,\NAND I WASN'T LIKE, Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.82,0:02:29.01,Default,"WHOA, THIS IS UNEXPECTED. Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.02,0:02:30.82,Default,THIS IS NOT\NWHAT I WAS EXPECTING, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.82,0:02:32.48,Default,WHAT A PERPLEXING MYSTERY\NTHIS IS."\NALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.49,0:02:34.35,Default,WE'RE INSIDE THE BATTERY.\NI GET IT. Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.36,0:02:36.66,Default,YOU DON'T HAVE\NTO BUST MY BALLS.\NHUH, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.66,0:02:37.99,Default,THIS PIPE'S SUPPOSED\NTO BE SENDING Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.99,0:02:40.66,Default,20 TERAWATTS OF JUICE\NUP TO THE ENGINE, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.66,0:02:42.43,Default,[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]\NINSTEAD WE'VE GOT...ZERO? Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.43,0:02:44.00,Default,NOW WHAT\NARE THESE PEOPLE DOING? Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:46.27,Default,W-W-W-WHOA, PEOPLE?\N[ GROANS ] Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.27,0:02:47.83,Default,IT'S TIME FOR SOME\NHANDS-ON ENGINE REPAIR. Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.84,0:02:51.07,Default,ALL RIGHT, MORTY,\NHOLD ON TO SOMETHING.\NWHOA! Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.34,0:02:54.44,Default,HOLY CRAP! Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.44,0:02:56.01,Default,I THOUGHT WE WERE INSIDE\NYOUR CAR BATTERY, RICK. Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.01,0:02:57.84,Default,T-T-THIS IS LIKE Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.85,0:02:59.18,Default,A WHOLE P-PLANET\NOR SOMETHING. Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.18,0:03:01.18,Default,THANKS, MORTY. I'M PRETTY PROUD\NOF THIS BAD BOY. Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.18,0:03:02.45,Default,CHECK IT OUT.\N[ KEYPAD BEEPS ] Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.45,0:03:04.38,Default,I PUT A SPATIALLY\NTESSELLATED VOID Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.39,0:03:06.35,Default,INSIDE A MODIFIED\NTEMPORAL FIELD Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.35,0:03:08.79,Default,UNTIL A PLANET DEVELOPED\NINTELLIGENT LIFE. Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:12.02,Default,I THEN INTRODUCED THAT LIFE\NTO THE WONDERS OF ELECTRICITY, Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.03,0:03:13.79,Default,WHICH THEY NOW GENERATE\NON A GLOBAL SCALE. Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.79,0:03:15.86,Default,AND, YOU KNOW, SOME OF IT GOES\NTO POWER MY ENGINE Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.86,0:03:17.63,Default,AND CHARGE MY PHONE\NAND STUFF. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.63,0:03:19.70,Default,YOU HAVE A WHOLE PLANET\NSITTING AROUND MAKING\NYOUR POWER FOR YOU? Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.70,0:03:20.97,Default,THAT'S SLAVERY. Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.97,0:03:23.14,Default,IT'S SOCIETY.\NTHEY WORK FOR EACH OTHER, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.14,0:03:25.04,Default,THEY PAY EACH OTHER.\NTHEY BUY HOUSES. Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.04,0:03:26.57,Default,THEY GET MARRIED\NAND MAKE CHILDREN Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.57,0:03:28.21,Default,THAT REPLACE THEM WHEN THEY GET\NTOO OLD TO MAKE POWER. Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.21,0:03:30.31,Default,THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE SLAVERY\NWITH EXTRA STEPS. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.31,0:03:33.31,Default,OOH-LA-LA, SOMEONE'S\NGONNA GET LAID IN COLLEGE. Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.31,0:03:35.55,Default,Anchor: IT APPEARS WE ARE\NBEING REVISITED Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.55,0:03:38.42,Default,BY THE ALIEN KNOWN AS RICK,\NWHO ONCE GAVE OUR WORLD Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.42,0:03:40.55,Default,THE GIFT\NOF GOOBLE BOX TECHNOLOGY, Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.55,0:03:43.22,Default,WHICH, WHEN STOMPED ON,\NGENERATES ELECTRICITY, Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.22,0:03:44.72,Default,POWERING OUR HOMES\NAND BUSINESSES, Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.73,0:03:46.43,Default,IMPROVING OUR DAILY LIVES,\NWHILE SAFELY REMOVING Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.43,0:03:51.23,Default,THE DANGEROUS WASTE POWER\NTO A SPECIAL DISPOSAL VOLCANO. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.23,0:03:52.73,Default,BUT WHY HAS RICK RETURNED? Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.73,0:03:55.57,Default,AND WHAT WILL HE SAY\NWHEN HE HEARS THE BIG NEWS? Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.57,0:03:57.24,Default,LET'S FIND OUT. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.24,0:03:59.40,Default,YOU NEED TO TELL THESE PEOPLE\NTHEY'RE IN A BATTERY, RICK. Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.41,0:04:02.17,Default,IT'S MESSED UP.\NTHERE'S CATERERS DOWN THERE. Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.18,0:04:04.11,Default,TH-TH-THEY'RE SETTING UP\NCHAFING DISHES. Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.11,0:04:07.75,Default,WOULD YOU RELAX, MORTY?\NTHERE'S NOTHING DISHONEST\NABOUT WHAT WE'RE DOING. Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.75,0:04:09.28,Default,NOW SLAP ON THESE ANTENNAE. Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.28,0:04:11.25,Default,THESE PEOPLE NEED TO THINK\NWE'RE ALIENS.\NWHAT? WHY? Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.25,0:04:13.95,Default,SH-- OBVIOUSLY [BURPS]\NYOU REALLY [BURPS] KNOW NOTHING Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.95,0:04:15.42,Default,ABOUT CAR REPAIR. Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.92,0:04:19.26,Default,[ FANFARE PLAYS ] Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.26,0:04:21.26,Default,WAIT FOR THE RAMP,\NMORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.26,0:04:22.76,Default,THEY LOVE\NTHE SLOW RAMP. Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.76,0:04:25.86,Default,REALLY GETS THEIR DICKS HARD\NWHEN THEY SEE THIS RAMP Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.87,0:04:28.10,Default,JUST SLOWLY\NEXTENDING DOWN. Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.10,0:04:29.77,Default,[ CHEERING ] Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.77,0:04:32.67,Default,GREETINGS!\N[ CREATURES CHANTING,\N"RICK! RICK!" ] Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.87,0:04:35.37,Default,MORTY, YOU GOT\NTO FLIP THEM OFF. Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.38,0:04:37.61,Default,I TOLD THEM IT MEANS\N"PEACE AMONG WORLDS." Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.61,0:04:39.01,Default,HOW HILARIOUS IS THAT? Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.15,0:04:45.12,Default,[ CREATURES CHEERING WILDLY ] Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.12,0:04:46.32,Default,Rick: COMING THROUGH. Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.32,0:04:48.62,Default,TWO REAL ALIENS WALKING\NTHROUGH HERE. Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.62,0:04:50.46,Default,RICK,\NOUR ALIEN FRIEND. Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.46,0:04:52.62,Default,UH, MR. PRESIDENT,\NUM, COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.63,0:04:54.96,Default,THAT YOU WERE HAVING PROBLEMS\NGENERATING POWER. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.96,0:04:57.33,Default,THAT'S CORRECT. [CHUCKLES]\NWE'VE EVOLVED. Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.33,0:05:00.80,Default,OUR MOST BRILLIANT SCIENTIST,\NZEEP XANFLORP, Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.80,0:05:02.50,Default,HAS DEVELOPED\NA SOURCE OF ENERGY Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.50,0:05:04.70,Default,THAT MAKES GOOBLE BOXES\NOBSOLETE. Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.64,0:05:07.14,Default,[ Straining ]\NI WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT. Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.14,0:05:09.91,Default,[BLEEP] YOU.\NWHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.91,0:05:11.08,Default,"[BLEEP] YOU." Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.08,0:05:13.91,Default,Y-YOU TOLD ME\NIT MEANS "MUCH OBLIGED." Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.91,0:05:16.98,Default,OH. RIGHT.\NUH, B-BLOW ME. Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.98,0:05:19.05,Default,NO, NO, NO.\NBLOW {\i1}ME.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.69,0:05:27.03,Default,ZEEP, YOU HAVE AN HONORED GUEST\NFROM BEYOND THE STARS. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.03,0:05:30.16,Default,I SAID 12 QUANTUM STABILIZERS,\NNOT 11. Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.16,0:05:31.66,Default,FIX IT\NOR IT'S YOUR ASS.\N[ DEVICE BEEPS ] Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.67,0:05:33.50,Default,CHRIS, I'M IN THE MIDDLE\NOF SOMETHING. Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.50,0:05:36.84,Default,ZEEP, THIS IS RICK --\NTHE ALIEN. Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.84,0:05:38.34,Default,RICK THE ALIEN. Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.34,0:05:40.51,Default,RICK THE ALIEN... Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.51,0:05:42.34,Default,REALLY?\NYOU'RE GONNA PULL THAT MOVE? Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.34,0:05:44.01,Default,I GUIDED\NYOUR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION. Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.01,0:05:46.11,Default,YOUR PEOPLE HAVE\NA HOLIDAY NAMED RICKSGIVING. Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.11,0:05:47.51,Default,THEY TEACH KIDS\NABOUT ME IN SCHOOL. Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.51,0:05:49.01,Default,I DROPPED\NOUT OF SCHOOL. Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.02,0:05:50.52,Default,IT'S NOT A PLACE\NFOR SMART PEOPLE. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.52,0:05:52.22,Default,OHHHH, SNAP! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.22,0:05:53.95,Default,LISTEN TO ME,\NYOU ARROGANT LITTLE -- Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.95,0:05:57.36,Default,[ Chuckling ] R-RICK WAS HOPING\NTO SEE YOUR NEW ENERGY SOURCE. Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.36,0:06:00.53,Default,I THINK HE COULD LEARN\NA LOT FROM YOU, ZEEP. Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.53,0:06:01.86,Default,FINE. Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.86,0:06:03.73,Default,IT'S HARD\NFOR PEOPLE TO GRASP, Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.73,0:06:07.03,Default,BUT INSIDE THAT CONTAINER IS\NAN INFINITE UNIVERSE Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.03,0:06:08.97,Default,WITH A PLANET CAPABLE\NOF GENERATING Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.97,0:06:10.64,Default,MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POWER. Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.64,0:06:12.57,Default,I CALL IT A MINIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.57,0:06:14.71,Default,[ COUGHS ]\NDUMB [COUGHS] NAME. Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.71,0:06:16.24,Default,EXCUSE ME?\N[ CLEARS THROAT ]\NNOTHING. Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.24,0:06:18.38,Default,I MEAN, IT'S HARD\NFOR US TO COMPREHEND ALL THIS. Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.38,0:06:21.15,Default,WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE\NFOR US TO GET SOME KIND OF TOUR Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.15,0:06:22.88,Default,OF YOUR MINIVERSE\NFROM THE INSIDE? Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.88,0:06:25.72,Default,THIS ISN'T A [BLEEP]\NCHOCOLATE FACTORY.\NI DON'T HAVE TIME. Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.72,0:06:28.39,Default,DIDN'T YOU SAY TIME GOES\NMORE SLOWLY IN THE MINIVERSE Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.39,0:06:29.72,Default,RELATIVE TO THE REAL WORLD? Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.72,0:06:32.32,Default,YES, CHRIS.\NTHANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT. Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.33,0:06:34.83,Default,GREAT PRESIDENT.\NALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.83,0:06:36.40,Default,WHOA-OH! Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.40,0:06:37.80,Default,HOLD ON TO SOMETHING. Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.77,0:06:41.23,Default,I PUT AN UNBOUNDED VACUUM\NINSIDE A TEMPORAL FIELD Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.24,0:06:42.60,Default,UNTIL A WORLD DEVELOPED. Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.60,0:06:44.57,Default,I THEN INTRODUCED\NTHE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.57,0:06:48.07,Default,TO THE WONDERS OF ELECTRICITY\NIN THE FORM OF A DEVICE Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.08,0:06:49.84,Default,I CALL\NA FLOOBLE CRANK. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.84,0:06:51.24,Default,Zeep:\NWHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.25,0:06:54.41,Default,THAT 80% OF EVERY CRANK'S\NENERGY OUTPUT GETS CHANNELED Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.42,0:06:56.95,Default,OUT OF THE MINIVERSE\NTO BE USED BY US. Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.95,0:06:58.52,Default,NO MORE GOOBLE BOXES. Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.52,0:07:00.45,Default,Rick: I GOT TO TELL YOU, ZEEP,\NWITH NO DISRESPECT, Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.45,0:07:02.92,Default,I REALLY THINK WHAT\NYOU'RE DOING HERE IS UNETHICAL. Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.92,0:07:04.36,Default,IT'S NOT COOL.\NWHAT?! Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.36,0:07:07.36,Default,Y-Y-YOU GOT THE PEOPLE\NON THIS WORLD SLAVING AWAY Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.36,0:07:09.09,Default,M[BURPS]AKING YOUR POWER. Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.10,0:07:10.60,Default,I MEAN, THAT'S\NWHAT I CALL SLAVERY. Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.60,0:07:12.46,Default,NO, NO, NO,\NTHEY WORK FOR EACH OTHER Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.47,0:07:14.60,Default,IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY,\NWHICH THEY THEN -- Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.60,0:07:17.77,Default,WELL, THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE\NSLAVERY WITH EXTRA STEPS. Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.77,0:07:21.77,Default,EEK BARBA DIRKLE, SOMEBODY'S\NGONNA GET LAID IN COLLEGE. Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.78,0:07:23.11,Default,RICK, A WORD? Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.11,0:07:24.28,Default,WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.28,0:07:25.81,Default,I KNOW.\N"EEK BARBA DIRKLE"? Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.81,0:07:27.61,Default,THAT'S A PRETTY\N[BLEEP] UP "OOH-LA-LA." Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.61,0:07:29.55,Default,NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING\NTELLING THIS GUY Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.55,0:07:31.22,Default,THAT HIS MINIVERSE IS\NUNETHICAL? Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.22,0:07:33.29,Default,D-DO YOU NOT SEE\NTHE HYPOCRISY HERE? Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.29,0:07:35.29,Default,HOLY CRAP.\NYOU'RE RIGHT, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.29,0:07:36.62,Default,HYPOCRISY. Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.62,0:07:38.79,Default,SOMEWHERE ON THIS PLANET,\NTHERE'S GOT TO BE Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.79,0:07:41.13,Default,AN ARROGANT SCIENTIST\NPRICK ON THE VERGE OF\NMICROVERSE TECHNOLOGY, Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.13,0:07:43.63,Default,WHICH WOULD THREATEN TO MAKE\NZEEP'S FLOOBLE CRANKS OBSOLETE, Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.63,0:07:45.33,Default,FORCING ZEEP\NTO SAY MICROVERSES ARE BAD, Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.33,0:07:48.07,Default,AT WHICH POINT HE'LL REALIZE\NWHAT A HYPOCRITE HE'S BEING, Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.07,0:07:50.97,Default,HIS PEOPLE WILL GO BACK TO\NSTOMPING ON THEIR GOOBLE BOXES, Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.97,0:07:53.57,Default,AND YOU AND I WILL BE\NON ICE CREAM STREET, BABY! Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.57,0:07:55.41,Default,EATING THAT MOTHER[BLEEP]\NICE CREAM! Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.41,0:07:57.54,Default,SLURPING, SLURPING,\NSLURPING IT UP. Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.18,0:07:59.81,Default,WH-WH-WHY ARE YOU MAKING\NTHAT FACE? Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.81,0:08:01.15,Default,HOLY [BLEEP] Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.15,0:08:02.51,Default,IT'S ME.\NI'VE CONVINCED Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.52,0:08:03.82,Default,THE PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET\NTHAT I'M A TRAVELER Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.82,0:08:04.98,Default,FROM ANOTHER WORLD. Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.99,0:08:07.19,Default,YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S\NOVER[BURPS]DOING IT A LITTLE? Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.19,0:08:08.69,Default,I MEAN, YOU COULD ACHIEVE\NTHE SAME EFFECT Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.69,0:08:10.19,Default,WITH A PAIR OF --\NNEVER MIND. Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.19,0:08:11.82,Default,YOU KNOW WHAT?\NI SHOULDN'T BE SO CRITICAL. Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.83,0:08:12.82,Default,I'M AN ALIEN. Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.83,0:08:15.33,Default,PLACES, PLEASE.\NWE'RE ABOUT TO LAND. Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.36,0:08:20.83,Default,[ COUGHS ]\NTOO FAST. Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.83,0:08:23.54,Default,[ SIRENS WAILING ]\NSummer: [ WHIMPERING ] Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.54,0:08:27.01,Default,Female voice: {\i1}LAW ENFORCEMENT{\i0}\N{\i1}CONVERGING ON LOCATION.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.01,0:08:28.21,Default,{\i1}KEEP SUMMER SAFE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.21,0:08:30.68,Default,NO! NO, NO!\NDON'T HURT ANYBODY! Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.68,0:08:33.61,Default,[ WARBLE ]\N{\i1}CONFIRM{\i0}\N{\i1}CUSTOM DEFENSE PROTOCOL --{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.61,0:08:36.38,Default,{\i1}KEEP SUMMER SAFE --{\i0}\N{\i1}NO PHYSICAL FORCE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.38,0:08:38.55,Default,YES.\N{\i1}PROCESSING.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.55,0:08:41.35,Default,Man: COME OUT OF THE VEHICLE\NWITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.36,0:08:43.12,Default,{\i1}SCANNING ASSAILANTS.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.12,0:08:45.86,Default,[ WARBLING, BEEPING ] Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.86,0:08:48.53,Default,{\i1}PSYCHOLOGICAL OPTION{\i0}\N{\i1}DETECTED.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.53,0:08:50.73,Default,[ BEEPING ]\N{\i1}GESTATING.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.73,0:08:51.73,Default,"GESTATING"? Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.73,0:08:53.53,Default,COME OUT\NWITH YOUR HANDS UP, Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.53,0:08:55.77,Default,OR WE WILL BE FORCED\NTO OPEN FIRE! Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.70,0:08:59.60,Default,INCOMING!\NWE GOT A DEVICE!\NBOMB! BOMB! Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.54,0:09:03.54,Default,DADDY? Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.54,0:09:05.81,Default,OH, MY GOD.\N[ SIGHS ] Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.81,0:09:07.25,Default,H-HUNTER?\NDADDY? Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.25,0:09:08.81,Default,WHAT THE HELL? Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.82,0:09:11.38,Default,[ GASPS ] JESUS CHRIST,\NCEASE FIRE! STAY BACK! Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.39,0:09:12.55,Default,H-H-HUNTER? Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.55,0:09:14.39,Default,DADDY.\NHUNTER! Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.39,0:09:16.39,Default,[ Sobbing ] OH, MY DEAR,\NSWEET GOD, HUNTER. Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.39,0:09:17.72,Default,OH, MY BOY.\NMY BOY. Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.72,0:09:19.89,Default,I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.\NIT WAS ALL MY FAULT. Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.89,0:09:22.33,Default,I'M SORRY.\NDADDY,\NLEAVE THE CAR ALONE. Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.33,0:09:23.56,Default,W-W-W-WHAT? Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.56,0:09:25.56,Default,[ Distorted ]\NLEAVE THE CAR ALONE. Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.57,0:09:27.27,Default,HUNTER?\NDON'T -- Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.27,0:09:28.40,Default,OH, MY GOD. Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.40,0:09:30.74,Default,STAY HERE, HUNTER!\NNO! Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.74,0:09:33.97,Default,[ Sobbing ] GOD, NO!\NHUNTER! Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.91,0:09:37.41,Default,Female voice:\N{\i1}ALL OF YOU HAVE LOVED ONES.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.41,0:09:39.91,Default,{\i1}ALL CAN BE RETURNED.{\i0}\N{\i1}ALL CAN BE TAKEN AWAY.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.91,0:09:42.35,Default,{\i1}PLEASE STEP AWAY{\i0}\N{\i1}FROM THE VEHICLE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.35,0:09:45.75,Default,{\i1}KEEP SUMMER SAFE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.75,0:09:48.52,Default,AND IF YOU CONTINUE\NTO TURN YOUR FLOOBLE CRANKS, Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.52,0:09:51.02,Default,I WILL BRING YOU\NOTHER GREAT ALIEN ADVANCEMENTS. Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.02,0:09:53.53,Default,HEY, UH, LET ME\NASK YOU SOMETHING.\NYES? Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.53,0:09:56.13,Default,ANY OF YOUR, UH, SCIENTISTS\NWORKING ON ANYTHING NEW? Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.13,0:09:57.63,Default,ALL OF THEM.\NTHAT'S THEIR JOB. Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.63,0:09:59.93,Default,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.\NBUT I MEAN, LIKE, ENERGY-WISE. Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.93,0:10:02.60,Default,ANYONE WORKING ON, SAY,\NA LITTLE UNIVERSE IN A BOX? Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.60,0:10:04.77,Default,HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?\NIT'S TOP SECRET. Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.77,0:10:08.61,Default,Zeep: SO REMEMBER -- A CRANK\NA DAY IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH. Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.61,0:10:10.38,Default,[ LAUGHS ]\NCRANK IT. Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.38,0:10:13.14,Default,I TOLD THEM THIS MEANS\N"PEACE AMONG WORLDS." Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.15,0:10:14.61,Default,HOW HILARIOUS IS THAT? Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.62,0:10:16.11,Default,RE-REALLY FUNNY, ZEEP. Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.12,0:10:18.62,Default,HEY, ZEEP, THE FAKE PRESIDENT\NOF YOUR FAKE WORLD Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.62,0:10:21.02,Default,HAS SOMETHING FAKE IMPORTANT\NTO SHOW YOU. Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.96,0:10:24.79,Default,IT'S NOT MUCH NOW,\NBUT ONCE I LEARN Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.79,0:10:26.56,Default,TO ACCELERATE\NTHE TEMPORAL FIELD, Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.56,0:10:28.73,Default,I'LL BE ABLE TO INTERACT\NWITH ANY SENTIENT LIFE Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.73,0:10:30.56,Default,THAT EVOLVES\NAND INTRODUCE THEM Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.56,0:10:33.30,Default,TO THE WONDERS OF ELECTRICITY\NVIA A PULLEY-BASED DEVICE Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.30,0:10:34.63,Default,I CALL A BLOOBLE YANK. Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.64,0:10:36.80,Default,BUT WHAT\NTHEY WON'T KNOW IS -- Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.80,0:10:38.74,Default,YOU'LL BE TAKING\NMOST OF THEIR ENERGY. Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.74,0:10:40.31,Default,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.\NI GET IT. Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.31,0:10:42.91,Default,[ BURPS ]\NIT'S SHOW[BURPS]TIME. Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.25,0:10:49.81,Default,YOU DO REALIZE THIS WILL MAKE\NTHE FLOOBLE CRANK OBSOLETE? Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.82,0:10:53.35,Default,THIS IS WRONG, KYLE.\NWHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.35,0:10:55.65,Default,YOU'RE BASICALLY --\N[SCOFFS] THIS IS SLAVERY. Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.66,0:10:58.16,Default,YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT CREATING\NA PLANET OF SLAVES. Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.16,0:10:59.76,Default,[ BURPS ]\NTOLD YOU, ZEEP. Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.76,0:11:01.33,Default,OH, THEY WON'T BE SLAVES. Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.33,0:11:03.70,Default,THEY'LL WORK FOR EACH OTHER\NAND PAY EACH OTHER MONEY. Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.70,0:11:08.77,Default,THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE SLAVERY\NWITH EX...TRA...STEPS. Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.77,0:11:10.34,Default,WHAT?\NWAIT A MINUTE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.34,0:11:13.27,Default,DID YOU CREATE MY UNIVERSE?\NIS MY UNIVERSE A MINIVERSE? Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.27,0:11:14.37,Default,MICROVERSE! Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.37,0:11:15.61,Default,UH, TEENYVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.61,0:11:17.44,Default,UGH!\NYOU BASTARD! Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.44,0:11:19.34,Default,MUCH OBLIGED. Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.35,0:11:22.18,Default,WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?\NTHIS IS HEALTHY.\NTRUST ME. Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.18,0:11:23.85,Default,YOU'RE MY BATTERY,\NMOTHER[BLEEP] Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.85,0:11:25.35,Default,[ GROANS ]\NTHAT'S ALL YOU ARE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.35,0:11:27.19,Default,I MADE YOU.\NYOUR MICROVERSE SUCKS! Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.19,0:11:29.52,Default,AND YOUR MINIVERSE IS THE SIZE\NOF A [BLEEP] LOBSTER TANK! Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.52,0:11:30.72,Default,IT'S WHACK! Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.72,0:11:32.89,Default,ARE THEY\NNOT REALLY ALIENS? Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.89,0:11:35.36,Default,NAH, THEY'RE JUST\NA COUPLE OF CRAZY, Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.36,0:11:37.30,Default,WACKY SCIENTISTS,\NYOU KNOW? Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.30,0:11:38.70,Default,SO HE MADE\NA UNIVERSE, Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.70,0:11:40.20,Default,AND THAT GUY IS\NFROM {\i1}THAT{\i0} UNIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.20,0:11:42.70,Default,YOU'RE MY BATTERY!\NAND THAT GUY MADE\NA UNIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.70,0:11:46.30,Default,AND THAT'S THE UNIVERSE\NWHERE I WAS BORN. Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.31,0:11:48.54,Default,WHERE MY FATHER DIED. Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.54,0:11:50.81,Default,WHERE I COULDN'T MAKE TIME\NFOR HIS FUNERAL Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.81,0:11:55.25,Default,BECAUSE I WAS WORKING\NON MY UNIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.25,0:11:56.88,Default,I MADE YOU!\N[ LAUGHS ] YEAH. Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.88,0:11:58.82,Default,SCIENCE, HUH?\NAIN'T IT A THING. Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.82,0:12:00.89,Default,YOU KNOW, ONE TIME,\NRICK SH-- ACCIDENTALLY SHOT Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.89,0:12:02.82,Default,HIS LASER PISTOL\NRIGHT THROUGH MY HAND. Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.82,0:12:06.39,Default,YOU KNOW, I MEAN, LIKE,\NOLD-LADY SCIENCE, YOU KNOW? Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.39,0:12:07.99,Default,SHE'S A REAL -- Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.99,0:12:09.56,Default,YOU GOT TO HANG ON TIGHT,\NYOU KNOW? Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.56,0:12:12.40,Default,BECAUSE SHE -- SHE'LL --\NSHE BUCKS PRETTY HARD. Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.40,0:12:15.67,Default,OOH, BOY, WHAT --\NOH, MY GOD, NO! Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.34,0:12:21.81,Default,TEENYVERSE.\NTEENYVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.08,0:12:25.08,Default,COME ON, COME ON,\NCOME ON. Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.08,0:12:26.48,Default,PTERODACTYL! Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.75,0:12:29.08,Default,[ LAUGHS ]\NASSHOLE! Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.08,0:12:30.45,Default,WHEN I GET\NOUT OF THIS TEENYVERSE, Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.45,0:12:32.42,Default,I'M GONNA SMASH IT TO PIECES\NWITH YOU IN IT. Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.42,0:12:34.29,Default,YEAH, WELL, WHEN I GET\NOUT OF THIS TEENYVERSE, Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.29,0:12:36.19,Default,I'M GONNA GET OUT OF\NTHE SURROUNDING MINIVERSE Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.19,0:12:38.12,Default,AND THEN THE MICROVERSE\NAROUND THAT, AND GUESS WHAT? Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.13,0:12:39.46,Default,DON'T MAKE THINGS WORSE,\NRICK! Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.46,0:12:41.43,Default,UH, HE'S NOT GONNA DESTROY\NYOUR UNIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.43,0:12:43.46,Default,YOU KNOW, WE -- WE NEED IT\NTO START OUR CAR. Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.46,0:12:46.10,Default,THAT'S WHAT YOU USED\NMY UNIVERSE FOR? Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.10,0:12:47.53,Default,TO RUN YOUR CAR? Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.53,0:12:49.10,Default,YEAH, BUT DON'T\NFLATTER YOURSELF. Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.10,0:12:51.94,Default,THERE'S ALWAYS AAA,\NYOU [BLEEP] [BLEEP]SUCKER! Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.64,0:12:54.77,Default,WHAT'S HE DOING?\NWHAT'S HE CRAFTING? Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.78,0:12:56.27,Default,I CAN CRAFT STUFF,\NTOO, PAL! Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.28,0:12:58.44,Default,JUST LIKE I CRAFTED\NYOUR REALITY! Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.61,0:13:00.81,Default,YOU CRAFTY SON OF A -- Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.81,0:13:02.05,Default,OW! Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.05,0:13:03.45,Default,I CRAFTED THE GUY Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.45,0:13:05.45,Default,THAT CREATED THE PLANET\NYOU'RE STANDING ON! Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.45,0:13:08.12,Default,YEAH, AND I MADE THE STARS\NTHAT BECAME THE CARBON\NIN YOUR MOTHER'S OVARIES! Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.12,0:13:09.95,Default,I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN! Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.96,0:13:11.32,Default,ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!\NI'M OUT. Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.32,0:13:13.06,Default,I-I'M GONNA GO\NINTO THE WILDERNESS, Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.06,0:13:15.99,Default,AND I'M GONNA MAKE\NA NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF\NAMONG THE TREE PEOPLE. Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.00,0:13:18.46,Default,I-IT CAN'T BE WORSE\NTHAN THIS.\NRick: SURE. OKAY, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.47,0:13:20.97,Default,JUST BE BACK BEFORE SUNDOWN\NOR THE TREE PEOPLE WILL EAT YOU. Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.97,0:13:22.13,Default,THAT'S A MYTH! Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.14,0:13:24.07,Default,W-W-WHY ARE YOU TRYING\NTO START A MYTH? Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.07,0:13:25.47,Default,IT'S A PREHISTORIC PLANET,\NMORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.47,0:13:27.17,Default,SOMEONE HAS TO BRING\NA LITTLE CULTURE. Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.17,0:13:28.67,Default,AND I-I-IT CERTAINLY\NCAN'T BE SOMEONE Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.68,0:13:32.08,Default,WHOSE ENTIRE CULTURE POWERS\NMY BRAKE LIGHTS! Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.08,0:13:34.15,Default,[ SIRENS WAILING ] Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.15,0:13:37.15,Default,GO, GO, GO! Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.15,0:13:39.15,Default,OH, MY GOD.\NOH, GOD. Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.15,0:13:40.99,Default,WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.99,0:13:43.82,Default,Female voice: {\i1}I AM UNABLE{\i0}\N{\i1}TO DESTROY THIS ARMY.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.82,0:13:47.43,Default,{\i1}TO CLARIFY, I AM QUITE ABLE{\i0}\N{\i1}TO DESTROY THIS ARMY,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.43,0:13:49.49,Default,{\i1}BUT YOU WILL NOT PERMIT IT.{\i0}\N{\i1}CORRECT.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.50,0:13:52.83,Default,{\i1}YOU ALSO REFUSE TO AUTHORIZE{\i0}\N{\i1}EMOTIONAL COUNTERMEASURES.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.83,0:13:56.10,Default,IF YOU'RE TALKING\NABOUT THE MELTING GHOST BABIES, Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.10,0:13:58.17,Default,YES, PLEASE,\NNO MORE OF THAT. Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.17,0:13:59.84,Default,[ WARBLE ]\N{\i1}CONFIRMED.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.84,0:14:02.84,Default,[ SIGHS ]\N{\i1}I AM CURRENTLY CONSTRUCTING{\i0}\N{\i1}A SECURITY MEASURE{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.84,0:14:04.84,Default,{\i1}IN COMPLIANCE{\i0}\N{\i1}WITH YOUR PARAMETERS.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.85,0:14:08.35,Default,{\i1}BUT I DO WANT TO SAY{\i0}\N{\i1}YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS EASY.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.35,0:14:09.71,Default,YOU KNOW YOU'RE\NKIND OF A DICK, RIGHT? Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.72,0:14:12.72,Default,{\i1}MY FUNCTION IS{\i0}\N{\i1}TO KEEP SUMMER SAFE,{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.72,0:14:15.85,Default,{\i1}NOT KEEP SUMMER BEING,{\i0}\N{\i1}LIKE, TOTALLY STOKED{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.86,0:14:19.02,Default,{\i1}ABOUT, LIKE,{\i0}\N{\i1}THE GENERAL VIBE AND STUFF.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.03,0:14:21.79,Default,{\i1}THAT'S YOU.{\i0}\N{\i1}THAT'S HOW YOU TALK.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.53,0:14:28.27,Default,HEY, THAT'S MY DEER! Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.54,0:14:30.87,Default,AAAAAAAH! Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.87,0:14:32.20,Default,RAAH! Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.21,0:14:35.61,Default,I HOPE YOUR GOD IS\NAS BIG A DICK AS YOU. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.24,0:14:40.91,Default,MY GOD'S THE BIGGEST DICK\NTHAT'S NEVER EXISTED. Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.91,0:14:42.81,Default,WHY DO YOU THINK\NI'M EVEN HERE? Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.82,0:14:44.28,Default,[ SNAKE HISSES ] Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.22,0:14:46.72,Default,[ EAGLE SCREECHES ]\NYOU'RE HERE Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.72,0:14:49.39,Default,BECAUSE YOU CREATED\NSOMEONE SMARTER THAN YOU. Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.22,0:14:55.29,Default,OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH\NHERE BECAUSE I CREATED\NA UNIVERSE OF IDIOTS. Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.73,0:15:04.10,Default,KALO KADA SHA LA. Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.10,0:15:05.24,Default,HOLY SHIT.\NMORTY? Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.24,0:15:06.91,Default,I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU\NIN MONTHS. Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.91,0:15:08.51,Default,YOU'RE LEADING\NTHE TREE PEOPLE? Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.51,0:15:09.94,Default,HUH.\NTHAT'S A STEP UP. Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.94,0:15:11.24,Default,WE HAVE NO LEADERS. Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.24,0:15:13.78,Default,WE FOLLOW\NONLY THE WILL OF THE FOREST. Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.78,0:15:15.01,Default,OOH. WOW. Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.02,0:15:16.61,Default,GAAAAAY. Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.62,0:15:18.08,Default,THAT IS PRETTY GAY. Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.08,0:15:19.75,Default,YOU TWO CALL YOURSELVES\NGENIUSES, Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.75,0:15:22.59,Default,BUT YOU HAVE SPENT\NTHIS TIME LEARNING NOTHING. Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.59,0:15:24.46,Default,COME WITH ME\NINTO THE FOREST. Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.46,0:15:27.33,Default,THERE IS SOMETHING\NI WISH TO TEACH YOU. Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.43,0:15:34.10,Default,THIS IS KU'ALA,\NTHE SPIRIT TREE. Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.10,0:15:36.27,Default,FOR GENERATIONS,\NIT HAS GUIDED THE -- Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.27,0:15:39.37,Default,YOU HAVE TO GET US\NTHE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE. Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.37,0:15:41.27,Default,THESE PEOPLE ARE\NBACKWARDS SAVAGES. Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.27,0:15:42.71,Default,THEY EAT\NEVERY THIRD BABY Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.71,0:15:44.81,Default,BECAUSE THEY THINK\NIT MAKES FRUIT GROW BIGGER. Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.81,0:15:47.61,Default,EVERYONE'S GROSS, AND THEY ALL\NSMELL LIKE PISS ALL THE TIME. Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.61,0:15:49.98,Default,I M-- I M--\NI MISS MY FAMILY.\NI MISS MY LAPTOP. Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.98,0:15:53.45,Default,I MASTURBATED TO AN\NEXTRA-CURVY PIECE OF\NDRIFTWOOD THE OTHER DAY! Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.45,0:15:54.95,Default,LOOK, I-I DON'T CARE\NWHAT IT TAKES. Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.96,0:15:56.65,Default,YOU TWO ARE PUTTING ASIDE\NYOUR BULL[BLEEP], Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.66,0:15:59.29,Default,AND YOU'RE WORKING TOGETHER\NTO GET US BACK HOME. Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.29,0:16:01.16,Default,NO CAN DO, MORTY.\NI JUST CAN'T. Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.16,0:16:02.99,Default,I JUST DON'T SEE\NHOW I CAN -- Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.00,0:16:04.30,Default,RO RO DAH NO GAH! Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.30,0:16:07.13,Default,YOU'RE SMART.\NYOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.13,0:16:09.30,Default,[ GUNS COCKING ]\NYOU HAVE 10 SECONDS Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.30,0:16:11.24,Default,TO GET OUT OF THE SHIP! Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.24,0:16:13.47,Default,10, 9... Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.14,0:16:15.47,Default,ALL RIGHT, NOT BAD. Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.48,0:16:17.58,Default,I GUESS YOU'RE\NAN OKAY PROTO RECOMBINATOR. Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.58,0:16:20.14,Default,I'VE CERTAINLY SEEN\NWORSE IONIC CELL DIOXINATION. Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.15,0:16:21.65,Default,IF THIS WORKS,\NDRINKS ARE ON ME. Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.65,0:16:23.58,Default,IF DRINKS ARE ON YOU,\NYOU'RE GONNA NEED Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.58,0:16:25.32,Default,A SECOND MORTGAGE\NON THAT TOWER. Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.32,0:16:26.82,Default,I'm an alcoholic. Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.82,0:16:28.35,Default,Opium addict. Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.36,0:16:30.66,Default,[ BOTH LAUGH ] Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.66,0:16:33.02,Default,ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY,\NOKAY, WRAP IT UP. Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.03,0:16:35.99,Default,YOU GUYS ARE\NTHE [BLEEP] WORST!\NYOUR GODS ARE A LIE! Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.00,0:16:38.90,Default,[BLEEP] YOU, [BLEEP] NATURE,\NAND [BLEEP] TREES! Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.17,0:16:42.43,Default,YES! YOU DID IT!\NYES! Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.44,0:16:44.00,Default,HEY, UH,\NHOW ABOUT THAT DRINK? Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.00,0:16:47.34,Default,SURE, I JUST NEED TO GO GRAB\NMY WALLET FROM INSIDE MY SHIP. Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.34,0:16:48.67,Default,OH, IS YOUR WALLET\NIN YOUR SHIP? Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.68,0:16:50.51,Default,THAT'S WHERE\NTHE TRANSPORTER IS, TOO, Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.51,0:16:51.68,Default,SO WHY DON'T WE\NCOME WITH? Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.68,0:16:54.78,Default,IT'S COOL.\NI'LL BE BACK IN A SEC. Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.78,0:16:58.68,Default,YOU KNOW HOW LONG A SECOND CAN\NTAKE IN A MICROVERSE? Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.69,0:17:00.35,Default,RUN, MORTY! Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.35,0:17:02.85,Default,THAT ASSHOLE'S WILLING TO\NRISK EVERYTHING HE CARES\NABOUT JUST TO DEFEAT ME! Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.86,0:17:04.02,Default,HE'S PSYCHOTIC! Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.02,0:17:05.59,Default,[ BOTH PANT ] Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.69,0:17:09.19,Default,MORTY,\NHOP ON MY BACK.\NWHY? Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.20,0:17:11.93,Default,GO, GO [BURPS]\NSANCHEZ SKI SHOES. Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.30,0:17:15.63,Default,AAAAAAH!\N...EIGHT... Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.64,0:17:16.73,Default,[ PANTING ] Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.74,0:17:17.87,Default,AAAAH!\NOOF! Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.87,0:17:19.20,Default,[ ALL GRUNTING ] Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.21,0:17:21.54,Default,HOLD STILL.\N[ GRUNTS ] Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.54,0:17:26.21,Default,OH, HEY, GUYS. I JUST\NFINISHED COOKING US A FEAST. Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.21,0:17:28.05,Default,AAAAH!\NHOLY -- Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.05,0:17:30.21,Default,YOU MONSTER!\NWHOA. BAD TOUR. Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.22,0:17:31.72,Default,...SEVEN... Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.72,0:17:33.55,Default,[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]\NHEY, YOU GOT\NTO SIGN OUT. Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.55,0:17:36.09,Default,NOTHING YOU DO MATTERS!\NYOUR EXISTENCE IS A LIE! Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.09,0:17:39.72,Default,IF THAT WERE\NREALLY TRUE, THEN... Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.73,0:17:41.76,Default,I'M HERE\NTO SEE RON MENDLESON.\NTHIRD FLOOR. Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.76,0:17:43.73,Default,WOULD YOU LIKE\NTO GO TO DINNER WITH -- Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.73,0:17:45.33,Default,UH, NO. Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.33,0:17:47.00,Default,[ BOTH PANTING ] Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.73,0:17:51.67,Default,YOU MAY HAVE CREATED\NTHIS UNIVERSE, RICK,\NBUT I LIVE IN IT. Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.67,0:17:52.84,Default,[BLEEP] Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.84,0:17:54.94,Default,WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, RICK?\NWE'RE SO SCREWED. Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.94,0:17:57.61,Default,HE'S GONNA GET TO THE SHIP\NAND SMASH THE MICROVERSE,\NAND THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US! Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.61,0:17:59.74,Default,QUICK, MORTY, YOU'VE GOT\NTO TURN INTO A CAR.\NWHAT?! Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.75,0:18:01.95,Default,A LONG TIME AGO, I IMPLANTED YOU\NWITH A SUBDERMAL CHIP Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.95,0:18:04.68,Default,THAT COULD CALL UPON\NDORMANT NANOBOTS IN\NYOUR BLOODSTREAM Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.68,0:18:06.92,Default,TO RESTRUCTURE YOUR ANATOMY\NAND TURN YOU INTO A CAR. Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.92,0:18:08.29,Default,OH, MY GOD!\NCONCENTRATE, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.29,0:18:09.92,Default,CONCENTRATE AND TURN\NINTO A CAR, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.92,0:18:11.09,Default,[ GRUNTS ] Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.09,0:18:13.12,Default,NEVER MIND. HERE'S A TAXI.\NGET IN. IT'S FINE. Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.13,0:18:14.99,Default,...SIX... Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.30,0:18:18.46,Default,HEY, ZEEP.\NHUH? Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.47,0:18:21.27,Default,HAPPY RICKSGIVING,\NBIIIIIITCH. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.27,0:18:23.37,Default,AAAH! Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.37,0:18:24.87,Default,WE DID IT, MORTY. Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.87,0:18:26.80,Default,NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE\NAND DESTROY THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE. Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.81,0:18:28.04,Default,EXCUSE ME? Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.04,0:18:29.64,Default,...FIVE -- Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.64,0:18:31.14,Default,SIR? Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.14,0:18:32.98,Default,[ SPIDERS HISS ] Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.98,0:18:34.45,Default,HOLY HELL.\NSIR! Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.45,0:18:35.78,Default,[ TIRES SCREECH ] Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.78,0:18:37.01,Default,HOLD YOU FIRE! Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.32,0:18:39.45,Default,[ SPIDER SNARLS ] Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.45,0:18:41.12,Default,WHAT'S GOING ON? Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.12,0:18:42.82,Default,Female voice: {\i1}I HAVE BROKERED{\i0}\N{\i1}A PEACE AGREEMENT{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.82,0:18:44.96,Default,{\i1}BETWEEN THE GIANT SPIDERS{\i0}\N{\i1}AND THE GOVERNMENT.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.96,0:18:48.63,Default,THANKS TO THE SKILLED DIPLOMACY\NOF THIS MYSTERIOUS SPACE CAR, Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.63,0:18:51.56,Default,FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,\NHUMAN- AND SPIDERKIND WILL LIVE Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.56,0:18:53.23,Default,SIDE BY SIDE IN PEACE. Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.23,0:18:56.07,Default,WE WILL STOP BOMBING THEM,\NAND THEY WILL NO LONGER USE Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.07,0:18:58.40,Default,THEIR TELEPATHIC ABILITIES\NTO MAKE US WANDER INTO WEBS Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.40,0:18:59.80,Default,FOR LATER CONSUMPTION. Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.81,0:19:01.97,Default,INSTEAD, WE WILL WORK TOGETHER\NTO MAKE THIS WORLD Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.98,0:19:06.14,Default,A BETTER PLACE FOR ALL,\NNO MATTER HOW MANY LEGS. Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.15,0:19:08.31,Default,WHAT DO WE DO\NABOUT THE SPACE CAR? Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.31,0:19:09.65,Default,LEAVE IT ALONE. Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.65,0:19:11.32,Default,I MEAN, WHAT DID IT\NREALLY DO, ANYWAYS? Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.32,0:19:12.65,Default,KILL A GUY\NAND PARALYZE HIS BUDDY? Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.65,0:19:15.52,Default,[CHUCKLES] NOT A BAD TRADE\NFOR SPIDER PEACE. Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.52,0:19:17.72,Default,ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.\NMOVE OUT! Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.36,0:19:25.33,Default,[ LAUGHS ]\NI LOVE THIS SPIDER! Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.33,0:19:27.00,Default,Female voice:\N{\i1}SUMMER IS SAFE.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.00,0:19:28.83,Default,ALL RIGHT, I GET IT. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.77,0:19:34.01,Default,RICK! Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.01,0:19:35.67,Default,[ THUNDER CRASHES ] Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.68,0:19:36.94,Default,DON'T DO IT. Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.94,0:19:40.75,Default,YOU QUIT SCHOOL, BUT YOU\NSTILL GOT SOME LEARNING TO DO. Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.39,0:19:52.72,Default,[ BOTH GROAN ] Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.73,0:19:54.23,Default,AAH! Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.23,0:19:55.93,Default,UNH! Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.30,0:20:04.47,Default,[ SNORTS, SPITS ] Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.47,0:20:06.70,Default,CLASS DISMISSED. Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.71,0:20:09.11,Default,GEEZ. Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.41,0:20:17.42,Default,[ BOTTLES CLATTER ] Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.42,0:20:18.88,Default,YOU ALL RIGHT?\NUH-HUH! Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.89,0:20:20.38,Default,WHAT ARE YOU DOING,\NRICK? Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.39,0:20:21.89,Default,I'M PRETTY SURE\NTHE BATTERY'S DEAD. Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.89,0:20:23.42,Default,OH, YOU THINK SO,\NHUH, MORTY? Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.42,0:20:24.59,Default,WELL, LET'S SEE.\N[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.59,0:20:27.56,Default,HEY, WAIT -- HUH?\NI DON'T GET IT. Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.56,0:20:29.83,Default,OF COURSE YOU DON'T.\NBUT ZEEP DID. Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.83,0:20:31.40,Default,HE KNEW THAT ONCE I GOT\NBACK TO MY CAR, Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.40,0:20:33.10,Default,ONE OF TWO THINGS\NWAS GONNA HAPPEN -- Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.10,0:20:35.40,Default,I WAS GONNA HAVE TO TOSS\NA BROKEN BATTERY, Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.40,0:20:38.50,Default,OR THE BATTERY WOULDN'T\NBE BROKEN. Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.74,0:20:46.78,Default,PEACE AMONG WORLDS, RICK. Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.78,0:20:47.78,Default,JESUS. Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.78,0:20:49.75,Default,YEAH.\NLISTEN TO THAT BABY PURR. Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.75,0:20:52.68,Default,YOU WERE RIGHT, MORTY --\NWE REALLY JUST NEEDED TO\NBE HONEST WITH THOSE GUYS. Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.69,0:20:54.15,Default,ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.46,0:20:58.42,Default,THANK Y-O-O-OU. Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.42,0:21:00.42,Default,SEE, MORTY?\NTHIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.43,0:21:01.79,Default,THIS IS WHY WE DO\NWHAT WE DO. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.79,0:21:03.13,Default,UH-HUH.\NEW! WHAT THE HELL? Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.13,0:21:05.53,Default,JESUS!\NTHERE'S FLIES IN MY ICE CREAM. Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.53,0:21:06.76,Default,PRESIDENTIAL DECREE -- Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.77,0:21:09.27,Default,ALL ICE CREAM IS NOW\NFOR ALL BEINGS, Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.27,0:21:10.87,Default,NO MATTER HOW MANY LEGS. Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.87,0:21:12.77,Default,WHAT THE [BLEEP]\NDID YOU DO, SUMMER?!\NIT WAS YOUR SHIP! Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.77,0:21:14.27,Default,YOUR STUPID SHIP DID IT!\NDON'T BLAME MY SHIP! Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.27,0:21:16.11,Default,IT MELTED A CHILD!\NMY SHIP DOESN'T DO ANYTHING... Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.11,0:21:17.78,Default,IT KILLED IT ITSELF!\N...UNLESS IT'S TOLD\NTO DO SOMETHING! Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.78,0:21:19.44,Default,WE ALMOST DIED!\NI DON'T WANT\NTO HEAR IT, SUMMER! Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.45,0:21:21.78,Default,[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]\NYOUR BOOBS ARE\NALL HANGING ABOUT, Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.78,0:21:23.71,Default,AND YOU RUINED ICE CREAM\NWITH YOUR BOOBS OUT. Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.72,0:21:25.45,Default,AND DON'T EVEN TRY\NTO DENY IT, EITHER. Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.45,0:21:26.85,Default,Morty: [ GROANS ] Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.16,0:22:04.42,Default,[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.02,0:22:07.49,Default,[ ENGINE REVS,\NSTUDENTS SCREAM ] Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.49,0:22:11.56,Default,[ ALARM BLARING,\NHORN HONKING ]