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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.49,0:00:03.99,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Ukulele Strumming ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.51,0:00:23.71,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Jimmy ]\NBob! Hey!\NWhoo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.71,0:00:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whistles ] Bob!\NI think you missed a spot!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.45,0:00:29.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, never mind.\NThat's just your mustache!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:31.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ka-boom!\N[ Laughing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.19,0:00:33.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha-ha.\NHa-ha, Jimmy!\NGood one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.59,0:00:37.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, at least\NI could grow one. You can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.13,0:00:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene? Louise?\NHow about a "ka-boom"?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.86,0:00:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,You can do better\Nthan that, Dad.\NYeah, step it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.10,0:00:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, you do better.\NGive me something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.17,0:00:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,How 'bout-- [ Exhales ]\NI don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.63,0:00:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they\Nmake them for men too? Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.34,0:00:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, that's, uh--\Nthat's good. Hey, Ji--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.44,0:00:54.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NThey're gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.18,0:00:55.81,Default,,0,0,0,,God, I hate Jimmy Pesto...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.81,0:00:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,with his crappy food...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.61,0:00:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,and all his customers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.78,0:01:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Forget about your silly rivalry\Nfor one minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.45,0:01:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, listen, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.92,0:01:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina's birthday's\Ncoming up,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.12,0:01:06.22,Default,,0,0,0,,and I think we should\Ndo something special...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.22,0:01:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,since she's turning 13.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.42,0:01:08.88,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the year\Nshe becomes a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.89,0:01:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to hear this.\NBob, she deserves\Na special party this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.33,0:01:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,If what it says\Nin her diary is true,\Nthen I'd say she needs it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.70,0:01:17.60,Default,,0,0,0,,A lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.60,0:01:19.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true.\NWait.\NYou read her diary?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.73,0:01:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah.\N- What I can stomach.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.67,0:01:24.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- I just skim it to make sure\Nshe's not on drugs.\N- What-- What does it say?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.61,0:01:27.21,Default,,0,0,0,,- It says, "I'm not on drugs."\N- It's pretty rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.21,0:01:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,But she thinks things\Nwill really turn around\Nthis year.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.35,0:01:32.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, she dubbed it\N"The Year of Tina."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.55,0:01:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is everyone\Nreading her diary?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.22,0:01:36.92,Default,,0,0,0,,It's well-written.\NShe's better on the page\Nthan in person.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.92,0:01:40.89,Default,,0,0,0,,And what if the Nazis get us,\Nand it's all we have\Nof our family?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.89,0:01:44.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, fine.\NWe'll make this birthday\Nextra-special.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.46,0:01:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.\NTina, sweetie, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:49.27,Default,,0,0,0,,- Yeah?\N- Listen, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.26,0:01:52.26,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd like you\Nto have an extra-special\N13th birthday party.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.27,0:01:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So take your time\Nand think about what would\Nmake the perfect party.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.87,0:01:58.57,Default,,0,0,0,,- I'd like it to be\Na boy-girl party.\N- Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.57,0:01:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,With mingling.\NMmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.31,0:02:01.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to close the restaurant\Nand invite my whole class over.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.81,0:02:05.78,Default,,0,0,0,,And I want there to be a deejay,\Ndancing and a smoke machine.\NMm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.78,0:02:08.92,Default,,0,0,0,,About two hours into the party,\NI want there to be a moment...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.92,0:02:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,- where I see Jimmy Jr.\Nacross the room.\N- Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.42,0:02:13.39,Default,,0,0,0,,- And we're pulled\Ntoward each other.\N- Mm-mmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.39,0:02:14.99,Default,,0,0,0,,- We meet under\Nthe disco ball.\N- Mmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.99,0:02:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And we kiss until our bodies\Nand souls become one.\NOh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.83,0:02:20.30,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's my first kiss.\NMmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.30,0:02:23.63,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's perfect,\Nand I remember it forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.40,0:02:25.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Freak.\NScary.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.30,0:02:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! You really put\Nsome thought into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That, uh,\Nsounds expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.01,0:02:32.64,Default,,0,0,0,,And I could do\Nwithout the kissing\NPesto's kid part.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. It's okay. I guess I wasn't\Nmeant to have a good life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.65,0:02:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, a word?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.31,0:02:39.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Now?\NNot now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.48,0:02:40.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Now.\NAll right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.52,0:02:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,You want to kiss\NJimmy Pesto Jr.?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.72,0:02:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. A lot.\NMany times.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.22,0:02:46.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I can help you.\NI'll be your\Nkissing coordinator.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.99,0:02:48.96,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my birthday present\Nto you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.96,0:02:51.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I think\NI know how to kiss.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.53,0:02:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!\NDo ya? You think you know\Nhow to kiss?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.90,0:02:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how to lock lips,\Nhuh? Do ya?\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.23,0:02:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You think you know\Nwhat it feels like\Nto kiss a man, Tina?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.30,0:03:01.97,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't know what you're\Ndoing out there, you could get\Nyourself killed, or worse!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.97,0:03:04.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! Ow!\NS.T.D.'s, Tina.\NHave you heard of 'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.67,0:03:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you heard of herpes?\NHave you?\NYes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.51,0:03:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know what herpes\Nfeels like on your mouth?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.58,0:03:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What is it?\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.68,0:03:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Like, um, cuts\Non your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.45,0:03:15.69,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.68,0:03:16.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna\Nslap Gene.\NOw!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.62,0:03:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Closing down the restaurant,\Ngetting a smoke machine\Nand a deejay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.29,0:03:23.43,Default,,0,0,0,,That's gonna add up.\NWe have nothing extra\Nthis month, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.43,0:03:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we gotta do\Nwhat we gotta do.\NLook at her.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.96,0:03:28.89,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Bob ]\NShe's so awkward.\N- She's a good girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.90,0:03:34.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'll talk to Fischoeder\Nabout getting an extension\Non the rent.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.34,0:03:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's foggy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.87,0:03:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.31,0:03:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you there?\NI am.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.54,0:03:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Exhales ]\NWhy are we here\Nin the fog?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.35,0:03:47.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I-- I wanted to meet you,\Nand then you told me\Nto meet you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.42,0:03:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right.\NIt was a good idea.\NI love the fog.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.49,0:03:53.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, Mr. Fischoeder,\NI know we talked about\Nnever doing this again,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.86,0:03:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,but if you can just give us\Ntwo extra weeks this month\Non the rent--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.86,0:04:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna\Nhave to stop you\Nright there, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.76,0:04:06.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you going to follow\Nthat up with anything?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.40,0:04:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.30,0:04:10.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I love the way the fog\Nfeels under my cape.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.81,0:04:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, uh, right.\NI'll get going.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.54,0:04:16.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, listen,\Nwhat if I don't give you\Nan extension on your rent,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.48,0:04:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,but I do give you\Nthe opportunity to earn\Nsome extra money...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.95,0:04:23.52,Default,,0,0,0,,in one of\Nmy side businesses?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.52,0:04:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds... sketchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.82,0:04:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it is, Bob.\NOh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.06,0:04:29.39,Default,,0,0,0,,But you get\Nto wear this hat.\NOh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.39,0:04:34.59,Default,,0,0,0,,So for the next week\NI'll be driving a taxicab\Nto pay for Tina's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.60,0:04:37.10,Default,,0,0,0,,- And I'll be wearing this hat.\N- Cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.10,0:04:38.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool hat or job?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.40,0:04:39.74,Default,,0,0,0,,- Job.\N- Hat.\N- Thank you, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.73,0:04:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This party is gonna sizzle.\N[ Imitates Sizzling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.84,0:04:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it.\NWait.\NWait, B-Bobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.77,0:04:47.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?\NWhen are you gonna have time\Nto drive a cab?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.61,0:04:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll work the full day\Nat the restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.41,0:04:52.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I'll go drive the cab\Nfrom 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.68,0:04:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, Bob.\NAll right, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.05,0:04:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Why do you\Nhave to wear a hat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.95,0:04:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let this\Nbe fun for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.95,0:05:00.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, you won't\Nregret this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.06,0:05:02.09,Default,,0,0,0,,When I kiss Jimmy Jr.\Nunder the disco ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.09,0:05:05.96,Default,,0,0,0,,it'll be like\Nwe're all kissing Jimmy Jr.\Nunder the disco ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.96,0:05:06.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I call first.\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.80,0:05:10.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if I'm gonna kiss him,\NI don't want to go\Nafter you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.43,0:05:12.59,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go last.\NI'm fine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.60,0:05:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,We're not kissing\NJimmy Jr.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.84,0:05:16.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, we are!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.41,0:05:23.15,Default,,0,0,0,,That's 10 pieces\Nof gum, Tina.\NChew! Chew!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.14,0:05:26.81,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning ]\NA kiss is like\Na fight with mouths.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.82,0:05:28.99,Default,,0,0,0,,And... time.\NSpit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.98,0:05:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to\Ndestroy this kiss.\N[ Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.59,0:05:34.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!\NNot yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.69,0:05:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,There's my\NJohnny Two-Jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.52,0:05:39.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Making money\Nfor the dream\Nbirthday party.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.53,0:05:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, okay.\NOff into the night I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.00,0:05:43.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby,\Nbe safe out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.47,0:05:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,And make chitchat.\NYou'll get more tips.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.67,0:05:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and keep\Nthe meter running.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.50,0:05:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch out for pukers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.04,0:05:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And stay away from Route 1.\NIt's bumper-to-bumper\Nall the way to the interstate.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.97,0:05:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, h-how did you\Nknow that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.71,0:05:55.61,Default,,0,0,0,,- I like traffic updates.\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.61,0:05:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I like when they say\N"bumper-to-bumper."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.41,0:06:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,- Bumper-to-bumper?\N- [ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.52,0:06:03.52,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wow.\N- Yeah. Uh, bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.95,0:06:06.65,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Rat Squeaking ]\N- [ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.65,0:06:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Scoffs ]\NStupid beaded seat cover.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.56,0:06:14.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunts ]\NOh, okay.\NI get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.80,0:06:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Radio: Soft Jazz ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.67,0:06:20.67,Default,,0,0,0,,F.M.\NNice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.87,0:06:26.80,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Whistles ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.88,0:06:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, guess what.\NYou're my first fare.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.05,0:06:35.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no! No. Oh--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.18,0:06:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gags, Coughs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.92,0:06:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Ew!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.82,0:06:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! No! Ohh! Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.04,0:07:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, where to,\Nladies?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.88,0:07:06.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Fourth and Ocean,\Ndoll.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.78,0:07:10.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for stopping.\NMost cabbies are\Ntoo prudish to pick us up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.22,0:07:14.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh. And, uh, that's\Nbecause you are--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.02,0:07:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Fabulous!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.03,0:07:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,[ All Laughing ]\NThat's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.83,0:07:22.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're clearly\Nfabulous, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.73,0:07:23.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Eyes on the road,\Nmister.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.93,0:07:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, stop staring at us.\NThis ain't no library.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.57,0:07:29.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't fall in love,\NMr. Cabdriver.\NYou can't afford us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.20,0:07:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, who's\Npicking up who here?\N[ Chuckling ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.81,0:07:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, don't worry, ladies.\NI'm kidding.\NI'm, uh-- I'm a married man.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.71,0:07:38.84,Default,,0,0,0,,So am I.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.85,0:07:41.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing, Chattering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.02,0:07:44.59,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, Tina, anyone\Ncan tie a cherry stem\Nwith their tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.59,0:07:47.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see what you can do\Nwith this banana peel.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.06,0:07:49.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Get it in there.\N[ Muffled Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.69,0:07:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby!\NGood morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.26,0:07:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're home.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.33,0:07:56.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess who learned\Na lot about transvestites\Nlast night.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.30,0:07:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I was only on that Web site\Nfor, like, two seconds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.77,0:08:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No.\NI was talking about me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.54,0:08:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I picked up a group of\Ntransvestite hookers...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.14,0:08:06.11,Default,,0,0,0,,who showed me\Na side of this town\NI never knew existed.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.11,0:08:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,And, Gene, you're banned\Nfrom the computer\Nfor two days.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.98,0:08:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,After what I saw,\NI-I'm fine with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.91,0:08:12.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Mumbling ]\NWhat's a transvestite\Nhooker?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.28,0:08:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, I'm not sure\Nthis is appropriate\Nbreakfast conversation.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.32,0:08:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.69,0:08:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I should just\Ntry and go to--\NAah!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.62,0:08:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Snoring ]\NGene, honey,\NI think he's sleeping.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.03,0:08:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to go to school.\NShh, shh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.16,0:08:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Just hold still.\NEw.\NIs this drool or sweat?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.80,0:08:32.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's both. Your father\Nis a very moist sleeper.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.83,0:08:36.23,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groaning ]\NAw, look at my two boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.77,0:08:37.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice.\NOh, a bow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.97,0:08:40.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's put that\Non Dad's head.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.07,0:08:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,There's\Nyour transvestite.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.11,0:08:44.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Get the camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.85,0:08:48.02,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm having a birthday party\Nthis Saturday.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.02,0:08:50.72,Default,,0,0,0,,It's coed, because\NI'm becoming a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.72,0:08:54.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Coed?\NMy hands just got clammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.09,0:08:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Jimmy Jr.\NHi, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.79,0:08:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an invitation\Nto my birthday party.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.63,0:09:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I noticed you haven't\NR.S.V.P.'d to my party yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.90,0:09:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, I need to ask my dad\Nfor permission.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.20,0:09:07.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I let you know\Nlater?\NSure, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.74,0:09:10.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.74,0:09:15.21,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Rock ]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.21,0:09:19.78,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Man ]\N♪ Lifting up the skirt\Nof the night ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.78,0:09:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Look down, feel around
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.65,0:09:23.72,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Do what I do to get by
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.72,0:09:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Pulling down the pants\Nof the night ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.22,0:09:30.35,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Fool, now it's not right
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.36,0:09:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To make fun of the night
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.23,0:09:40.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, how you\Nholding up, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.13,0:09:41.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Good.\NI mean, I'm tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.94,0:09:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Yawns ]\NAnd, um, I might be\Na pimp.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.07,0:09:46.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna need\Na bigger hat.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.04,0:09:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're still\NFather of the Year.\NTina's party's gonna be amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.24,0:09:53.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I got a disco ball\Nand streamers.\NRight.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.21,0:09:55.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna be\Nlike Buckingham Palace.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.42,0:09:59.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Studio 54.\NThose are two\Nvery different examples.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.85,0:10:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you get the idea.\NYou know. It's a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.19,0:10:06.90,Default,,0,0,0,,So, is Tina happy?\NUh, she'll be happier\Nonce Jimmy Jr. R.S.V.P.'s.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.89,0:10:09.92,Default,,0,0,0,,She's over\Nat Pesto's right now\Nto see if he'll come.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.93,0:10:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I told her\Nto show some skin.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.03,0:10:13.69,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sobbing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.70,0:10:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how'd it go?\N[ Thuds ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.84,0:10:19.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NJimmy Jr. isn't coming\Nto my birthday party,\Neven though he wants to,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.01,0:10:20.94,Default,,0,0,0,,because his dad\Nwon't let him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.94,0:10:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,All because our dads\Nhate each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.11,0:10:24.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.\NSorry, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.15,0:10:27.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Now I'll never know\Nhow soft Jimmy Jr.'s lips are.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.02,0:10:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,My guess is,\Nthey're pretty soft.\NLike a--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.28,0:10:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,- Like a kitty cat's tummy.\N- Gene, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.89,0:10:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Without Jimmy Jr.,\NI don't want to have a party.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.46,0:10:41.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Your father's been\Nworking very hard\Nfor this party, young lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.10,0:10:45.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's going to happen.\NRight, Bob?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.30,0:10:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Snoring ]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.30,0:10:48.81,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll refrost it.\NIt's still good.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.80,0:10:51.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm. It's\Ndelicious.\NBleh!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.78,0:10:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, honey, your father's been\Nworking his you-know-what off\Ndriving a cab to pay for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.11,0:11:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, and we've rented\Nthe smoke machine, so this party\Nis definitely happening.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.08,0:11:05.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been working\Nyour you-know-what off?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.29,0:11:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been working\Nmy ass off...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.32,0:11:09.32,Default,,0,0,0,,night and day,\Ntraining!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.32,0:11:10.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise,\Ntake it easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.32,0:11:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know what\Nshe was like when I started\Nworking with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.33,0:11:16.23,Default,,0,0,0,,She was a sick joke!\NNow look at her!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.23,0:11:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Incoming!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.80,0:11:20.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, you gotta\Ngo talk some sense\Ninto Jimmy Pesto.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.77,0:11:23.31,Default,,0,0,0,,This isn't fair.\NFine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.30,0:11:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hey, Bob.\NYou look like crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.44,0:11:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughs ]\NNice.\NYeah, that was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.91,0:11:33.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy, my daughter Tina said\Nthat Jimmy Jr. isn't allowed\Nto go to her birthday party.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.18,0:11:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever issues we have\Nshouldn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.48,0:11:37.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Just please\Nlet Jimmy Jr. go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.49,0:11:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Okay.\NYou know it's gonna\Ncost you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.06,0:11:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, God.\N- You see, Bob,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.82,0:11:45.35,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a collector of rare\Nand exotic trophies.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.36,0:11:51.43,Default,,0,0,0,,- Well, that's pathetic.\N- And you have something I want\Nto add to my collection.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.43,0:11:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.83,0:11:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Your bushy, robust,\Nfilthy eyesore\Nof a mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.17,0:11:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you\Ntalking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.34,0:12:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to\Nshave your mustache...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.98,0:12:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and bring it over in a baggie,\Nand I'll pin it on the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.08,0:12:06.02,Default,,0,0,0,,- Wh-Why?\N- As a trophy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.01,0:12:08.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Trophies!\NWell, I'm not giving you\Nmy mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.35,0:12:10.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Well,\NI'm not giving you\NJimmy Jr. then.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.49,0:12:13.99,Default,,0,0,0,,This is crazy.\NJust let him go\Nto my daughter's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.99,0:12:15.43,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want\Na bag of hair so bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.42,0:12:19.22,Default,,0,0,0,,why don't you just\Npick it out of the food\Nyou serve here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.23,0:12:21.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Ka-boom!\NHow dare you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.23,0:12:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No 'stache, no bash.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.20,0:12:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Bell Rings ]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.23,0:12:26.56,Default,,0,0,0,,So, what'd he say,\Nhoney?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.57,0:12:28.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Are these lips\Ngonna see\Nany playing time?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.84,0:12:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, is Jimmy Jr.\Ncoming to my party?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.04,0:12:33.01,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Tina.\NI'm sorry. He's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.01,0:12:34.18,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Groans ]\NWhat happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.18,0:12:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You two couldn't work it out?\NNo! We couldn't\Nwork it out, Linda.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.25,0:12:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He said the only way he'll\Nlet Jimmy Jr. go is if I shave\Nmy mustache and give it to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.22,0:12:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,So Jimmy Jr.\Ncan come to my party?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.89,0:12:45.52,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NNo, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.52,0:12:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But if all you have to do\Nis shave your mustache,\Nthen he can come.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.82,0:12:52.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it sounds to me\Nlike you just said\Nthat Jimmy Jr. can come.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.89,0:12:54.42,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what I heard.\NDone deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.43,0:12:57.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not shaving my mustache.\NIt's my mustache!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.60,0:12:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunting ]\NHey. No. Watch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.37,0:13:03.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, Bobby, you're\Njust as handsome without\Nthe mustache, kinda.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.27,0:13:05.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, so that's what we should\Nshow our kids, Lin--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.47,0:13:07.60,Default,,0,0,0,,that it's okay\Nto negotiate\Nwith terrorists?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.61,0:13:11.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd drive a cab every night for\Nthe rest of my life for my kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.05,0:13:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but I'm not letting\NJimmy Pesto humiliate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.82,0:13:16.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You're\Nthe most selfish father\Nin the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.58,0:13:19.35,Default,,0,0,0,,- Oh, Bob.\N- Good night!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.49,0:13:24.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't shave it, Bob.\NIt's glorious.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.06,0:13:26.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I miss\Nhaving a mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.59,0:13:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss it?\NHoney, news flash.\NI can see it from here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.63,0:13:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You can see it\Nfrom space.\NStop it, Cha-Cha.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.37,0:13:35.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I will thumb your eyeballs\Nout of your skull.\NAy!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.14,0:13:40.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, come on, Glitter.\NYour-- I happen to like\Nthe way your upper lip looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.61,0:13:41.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Prince Valiant.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.61,0:13:45.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Your shift's almost over,\Nright, papi?\NUh, yeah, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.18,0:13:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you join us\Nfor a beer?\NYeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.92,0:13:52.09,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll throw back a few beers\Nand smoke some crack.\NCrack?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.09,0:13:54.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Just the beer then?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.66,0:13:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What is that?\NOof! Your breath!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.03,0:14:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.\NBobby, listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.49,0:14:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm?\NAll right,\NI talked to Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.13,0:14:06.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I told her how hard you've\Nbeen working, and she agreed\Nto come to the party tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.97,0:14:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,For a few minutes.\NIt's something.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.57,0:14:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Slurred ]\NWhat party?\NBob, you're delirious.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.57,0:14:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh.\NYou are.\NYou're drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.31,0:14:17.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I may or may not\Nhave tried crack.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.21,0:14:20.14,Default,,0,0,0,,- Okay.\N- Last night.\NI don't think I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.15,0:14:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I did, I liked it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.52,0:14:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Bobby, listen, go\Ntake a nap, and I'll watch\Nthe restaurant, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.65,0:14:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Take off your clothes.\NBobby!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.42,0:14:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I got to go to bed.\NBobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.19,0:14:31.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want\Nto do this.\NStop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.56,0:14:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Get your hands off me,\Nsick idiot.\NSuch a freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.53,0:14:37.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull it together.\N[ Groaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.43,0:14:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm like an animal!\NKeep your voice down.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.30,0:14:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm like King Kong!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.67,0:14:43.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Unbelievable.\NI need to go to bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.97,0:14:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night.\NGo get me\Nspecial pillow.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.67,0:14:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.41,0:14:52.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, sleepy bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.01,0:14:55.01,Default,,0,0,0,,What time is it?\NHow much longer\Ntill the party?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.02,0:14:56.69,Default,,0,0,0,,- It started a half hour ago.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.68,0:15:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! [ Groans ]\NYou let me sleep all day?\NWhy didn't you wake me up?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.45,0:15:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I tried. That was not\Nthe first pickle\NI dropped on your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.16,0:15:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.49,0:15:09.09,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Pop ]\NThe boys hate dancing, and\Nthe girls won't ask the boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.10,0:15:10.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a Mexican stalemate\Nout there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.46,0:15:15.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, boys.\NYou're the peanut butter.\NGirls, you're the jelly.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.74,0:15:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make\Nsome sandwiches!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.11,0:15:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, God,\Nwhy is Mort doing magic?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.28,0:15:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It's his gift to Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.68,0:15:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh.\NI mean, ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.48,0:15:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Door Bell Jingles ]\N[ Bob ]\NWhoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.61,0:15:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina,\Nyou look great.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.68,0:15:29.51,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Sighs ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.52,0:15:33.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I can\Ncheer her up.\NLouise, smoke me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.49,0:15:34.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.52,0:15:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina,\Ndance with Mommy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.46,0:15:39.30,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Grunting ]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.29,0:15:41.09,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a party.\NAll right!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.10,0:15:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,- Did someone say party?\N- They don't go to my school.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.33,0:15:47.39,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Stops ]\NI'm sorry, ladies. We're\Nclosed for a private party.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.40,0:15:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We were invited\Nby Bob.\NBob?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.50,0:15:51.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You invited\Ntransvestite prostitutes...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.74,0:15:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,to our daughter's\Nbirthday party?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.11,0:15:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.58,0:15:57.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe. I--\NThis week has been\Nkind of a blur.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.31,0:15:59.31,Default,,0,0,0,,All of you are coming\Nto my daughter's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.31,0:16:04.18,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna have so much fun.\NBring whoever you want.\N[ Cheering ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.19,0:16:05.99,Default,,0,0,0,,I might have\Nthrown it out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.99,0:16:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this\Nthe sweet 13 party?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.79,0:16:10.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, you brought\Nall your nighttime friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.19,0:16:14.35,Default,,0,0,0,,but you won't\Nshave your mustache\Nto get me Jimmy Jr.?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.36,0:16:18.06,Default,,0,0,0,,- [ Groans ]\N- Where do I put my coat?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.07,0:16:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, Marshmallow.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.43,0:16:23.56,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Marshmallow,\Nhow'd you get your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.57,0:16:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause if you show me\Na sweet potato pie,\NI am on top of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.51,0:16:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.31,0:16:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, I know you're upset\Nbecause Jimmy Jr.'s\Nnot here,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.41,0:16:36.61,Default,,0,0,0,,and that there are\Nmore transvestites\Nthan you imagined, but--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.62,0:16:41.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Unless you're Jimmy Jr.\Nand you're here to kiss my lips,\NI don't want to talk to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.39,0:16:44.63,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Pop Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.70,0:16:58.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girl.\NIt's your party!\NYou might as well enjoy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.24,0:17:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like I always say.\NWhen life gives you lemons,\Ntuck em'!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.24,0:17:05.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I think\Nwhat my girlfriend here\Nis trying to say is,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.45,0:17:08.38,Default,,0,0,0,,when it's time for you\Nto blossom into a woman,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.38,0:17:10.48,Default,,0,0,0,,you can't let anything\Nstop you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.48,0:17:12.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a party,\Nnot a boy,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.12,0:17:15.69,Default,,0,0,0,,and not a town full of doctors\Nwho refuse to remove your penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.69,0:17:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And you have\Na very good father, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.29,0:17:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Never forget that.\NIt's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.43,0:17:25.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Not many fathers would make\Nthe sacrifices your father made\Nto throw you this party.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.17,0:17:26.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Working two jobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.27,0:17:28.81,Default,,0,0,0,,The things he saw.\NThe things he smelled.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.80,0:17:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,He deserves an award.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.74,0:17:40.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob, what'd you do?\NYou lost your nose cozy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.85,0:17:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.22,0:17:44.85,Default,,0,0,0,,You made yourself ugly\Nto save Tina's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.85,0:17:47.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Linda, this is why\NI didn't want to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.22,0:17:52.89,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's worth it\Nif it means Tina\Nwill be a happy teenager.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.89,0:17:54.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Just stop staring.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.86,0:17:56.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!\NDon't do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.70,0:17:58.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I... just did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.17,0:18:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't need to.\NI don't want you to.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.43,0:18:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how\Nmustaches work, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.40,0:18:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, don't give it\Nto Jimmy Pesto.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.41,0:18:06.64,Default,,0,0,0,,What about Jimmy Jr.?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.64,0:18:09.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy Jr. isn't gonna\Nmake this party perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.84,0:18:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You already have.\NReally?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.21,0:18:13.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I didn't\Nappreciate everything\Nyou've done for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.71,0:18:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't appreciate it\Nas a girl, but I do\Nappreciate it as a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.25,0:18:22.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It would have been nice to\Nhear you say that a minute ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.20,0:18:30.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Bastard.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.33,0:18:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Come and join\Nthe party, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.90,0:18:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Jimmy Pesto, Cha-Cha,\Nthe guy I was telling you about.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.77,0:18:39.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait.\NThat's Jimmy Pesto?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.94,0:18:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I know that guy.\NWe all\Nknow that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.94,0:18:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,But we know him\Nas Baby Num Num.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.68,0:18:47.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Baby Num Num?\N[ Laughs ] Wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.55,0:18:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Pesto is\None of your dates?\NHe wishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.48,0:18:51.81,Default,,0,0,0,,We run in the same circles.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.82,0:18:54.46,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a regular over\Nat the Desire Dungeon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.46,0:18:56.73,Default,,0,0,0,,He's what's known\Nas a diaper lover.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.72,0:18:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what that is?\NIt's nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.76,0:19:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing ]\NJimmy Pesto is a diaper lover?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.70,0:19:08.27,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Chuckles ]\NHello, Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.27,0:19:10.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I see\NI'm getting my trophy\Nafter all.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.80,0:19:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Bup-bup-bup-bup.\NNot so fast,\NBaby Num Num.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.38,0:19:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NBaby-- How do you\Nknow about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.24,0:19:19.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Baby.\NHi!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.65,0:19:20.35,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\N[ Gasps ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.35,0:19:23.39,Default,,0,0,0,,We just wanted to see\Nif "wittle" Baby Num Num--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.38,0:19:25.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Shh. Come on.\NQuiet.\Nwanted to change his mind--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.65,0:19:28.68,Default,,0,0,0,,about letting Jimmy Jr.\Ngo to Tina's party.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.69,0:19:31.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Or maybe he wants\Nthe whole "westaurant"--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.36,0:19:32.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa.\NCome on.\Nto know about--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.56,0:19:36.77,Default,,0,0,0,,- Hey! We got fresh pie!\N- how he likes to put on\Ndiapers and poop in--
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.76,0:19:39.43,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Pop Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.43,0:19:43.23,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Gasps ]\NI don't believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.21,0:19:48.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Dad.\NYou're the best pimp\NI'm ever gonna have.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.01,0:19:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been waiting\Nto hear those words\Nall my life, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.41,0:19:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.38,0:19:55.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, come help me\Nwith the candles.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.02,0:19:57.35,Default,,0,0,0,,This one goes out\Nto the birthday girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.35,0:19:59.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Pardon me.\NBirthday woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.65,0:20:02.55,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Guests Applauding ]\N♪ [ Man Singing Pop Ballad ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.56,0:20:05.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I like your shirt.\NAre those snaps?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.63,0:20:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.70,0:20:09.93,Default,,0,0,0,,- One more.\N- Snap.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.93,0:20:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Simultaneously ]\NWanna dance?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.83,0:20:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Simultaneously ]\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.80,0:20:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,It's go time, Tina.\NI want his kids\Nto have hickeys.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.01,0:20:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Moaning ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.84,0:20:25.61,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Man ]\N♪ The rainwater drips
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.61,0:20:30.44,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Through the crack\Nin the ceiling ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.52,0:20:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.62,0:20:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I just kissed\Nmy first boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.46,0:20:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Me too.\NOh, boo-hoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.96,0:20:41.26,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.33,0:20:43.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Mwah!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.43,0:20:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry up and grow\Nthat thing back.\NI know. It's bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.70,0:20:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Now! Concentrate!\NPush it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.90,0:20:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm trying, Lin.\NOh, let me cover it\Nwith my finger.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.71,0:20:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.41,0:20:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna glue this\Nto my chest\Nso I can wear V-necks!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.74,0:20:58.64,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Laughing ]\NGlue it to your back!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.65,0:21:00.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, glue it\Nto your palm!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.98,0:21:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Continues ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.59,0:21:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Lifting up the skirt\Nof the night ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.82,0:21:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Look down, feel around
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.89,0:21:12.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.93,0:21:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Do what I do to get by
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.53,0:21:17.03,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Pulling down the pants\Nof the night ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.03,0:21:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at those tight pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.70,0:21:20.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Fool, now it's not right
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.60,0:21:23.96,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ To make fun of the night
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.30,0:21:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.97,0:21:27.90,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Hey, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.91,0:21:29.55,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.54,0:21:31.60,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ [ Vocalizing ]
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.45,0:21:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,[ Man Laughs ]\NHuh?