1 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:09,155 [monitor beeping] 2 00:00:09,190 --> 00:00:12,745 [soft dramatic music] 3 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:15,161 - [sighs] How much longer is this gonna take? 4 00:00:15,196 --> 00:00:16,645 - I don't know, how long does it take a man 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,991 to become a God, Lana? 6 00:00:18,026 --> 00:00:19,648 - I don't know, ten minutes? 7 00:00:19,683 --> 00:00:21,098 - I still don't understand 8 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:22,962 why I have to be this naked in front of Mother. 9 00:00:23,031 --> 00:00:24,929 - I don't think you all appreciate what I've done here. 10 00:00:24,964 --> 00:00:27,829 Billions of wires, carrying trillions of data packets, 11 00:00:27,863 --> 00:00:29,865 perfectly and delicately calibrated 12 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,247 to dive into the wet, gross mind of a man! 13 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:35,147 - It all looks pretty mad scientist-y. 14 00:00:35,147 --> 00:00:37,114 Oh, you've even got one of those big power switches. 15 00:00:37,114 --> 00:00:38,978 - That is a precision device! 16 00:00:38,978 --> 00:00:40,428 That I've been saving for something weird. 17 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:41,636 - So, Krieger, how does this work? 18 00:00:41,636 --> 00:00:43,120 You gonna transfer his memory banks 19 00:00:43,189 --> 00:00:46,123 into my neuro-brain stuff or whatever? 20 00:00:46,192 --> 00:00:47,711 - I call it the reverse Frankenstein. 21 00:00:47,745 --> 00:00:49,816 - Okay, definitely mad scientist-y. 22 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:52,647 - And you're certain this will give us the information we need 23 00:00:52,647 --> 00:00:54,304 to rebuild the device IIA stole? 24 00:00:54,373 --> 00:00:56,961 - I'm certain it might if his brain doesn't explode. 25 00:00:56,961 --> 00:00:58,894 - Wait, which "his?" Am I the "his?" 26 00:00:58,929 --> 00:01:00,965 - More importantly, are we in the splash zone? 27 00:01:00,965 --> 00:01:02,553 - Shh. Quiet! 28 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:04,797 I need total silence to initiate the sequence. 29 00:01:04,797 --> 00:01:07,800 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,665 ♪ 31 00:01:10,665 --> 00:01:12,253 [door whooshes] - Sorry I'm late. 32 00:01:12,287 --> 00:01:14,772 I was volunteering at what I thought was a soup kitchen-- 33 00:01:14,807 --> 00:01:15,704 all: Shh! - God dammit! 34 00:01:15,739 --> 00:01:17,465 - Ooh, right, sorry. 35 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:18,845 Wait, what are we doing? 36 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:20,813 - This guy has some science thingy in his head 37 00:01:20,882 --> 00:01:22,677 that we need for money, 38 00:01:22,677 --> 00:01:24,472 but he's in a coma and we're almost out of money, 39 00:01:24,506 --> 00:01:25,818 so Archer's gonna go into his brain. 40 00:01:25,818 --> 00:01:27,302 - We're broke? 41 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,993 Is that why the vending machine costs money now? 42 00:01:28,993 --> 00:01:30,823 - No, they just finally fixed it. 43 00:01:30,892 --> 00:01:32,583 - We're technically not broke. 44 00:01:32,618 --> 00:01:34,309 Just operating on a leaner budget 45 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,346 now that Robert is tightening the spigots. 46 00:01:36,415 --> 00:01:38,244 - Well, money doesn't come from spigots. 47 00:01:38,279 --> 00:01:40,212 So that might be part of the problem right there. 48 00:01:40,212 --> 00:01:43,698 That, and how much did you spend on this thingamabob? 49 00:01:43,698 --> 00:01:45,527 - Well, you gotta spend money diving into brains 50 00:01:45,527 --> 00:01:47,011 to make money diving into brains. 51 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,875 Speaking of thingamabob, 52 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,774 do I need to be hooked up down there? 53 00:01:50,808 --> 00:01:52,810 - Great question. Ka-thunk. 54 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,847 [laughs maniacally] 55 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:58,195 It's working. It's working! 56 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,680 - Here we go, buddy. See you on your insides. 57 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:01,681 - No, no, no, no, no! 58 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:04,028 [electricity crackles] 59 00:02:04,097 --> 00:02:06,203 - [groans] Whoa. 60 00:02:06,272 --> 00:02:08,171 - Wait, what happened? Where did he go? 61 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:10,034 - If by he, you mean me, 62 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:13,141 well then, ta-da! 63 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,833 Where am I? I'm getting a sex dungeon vibe. 64 00:02:15,868 --> 00:02:17,214 - You're not far off. 65 00:02:17,214 --> 00:02:19,043 - Metaphorically or geographically. 66 00:02:19,043 --> 00:02:20,562 - Did it work? Am I in? - Nope. 67 00:02:20,631 --> 00:02:23,358 But, side note, I know how to cure comas now. 68 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,809 - Would have been useful a couple of years ago. 69 00:02:28,225 --> 00:02:30,572 - The soup kitchen was a sex club. 70 00:02:30,641 --> 00:02:33,610 [main title theme] 71 00:02:33,644 --> 00:02:40,548 ♪ 72 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,439 - [groans] 73 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,992 - Can you remember anything about who you are? 74 00:03:11,026 --> 00:03:12,511 Where you come from? - Uh... 75 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:15,099 I think maybe, your mom's butt? 76 00:03:15,099 --> 00:03:17,101 - Ooh, a funny scientist. 77 00:03:17,101 --> 00:03:18,689 - Aw, come on. I have my moments. 78 00:03:18,724 --> 00:03:20,519 - I'm a scientist? Nice. 79 00:03:20,553 --> 00:03:22,797 - It's possible the massive electric shock 80 00:03:22,797 --> 00:03:24,523 may have fried a few of his circuits. 81 00:03:24,557 --> 00:03:26,939 Look, science isn't an exact science. 82 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,181 - Okay, then let's start simple. 83 00:03:28,216 --> 00:03:30,425 Do you remember your name? 84 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,978 - Uh, no. 85 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,878 Bet my name's something cool though, like, Colt. 86 00:03:34,912 --> 00:03:36,086 Yeah. Let's go with Colt. 87 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,432 - Damn. That is cool. 88 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,640 - And you're sure you don't want us 89 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,470 to call you Dr. Something or other? 90 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,093 - Ugh, lame. Trust me, Colt is fine. 91 00:03:43,127 --> 00:03:44,474 Wait! I'm getting something. 92 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,199 A small blue house, 93 00:03:46,234 --> 00:03:48,685 two children, and a wife-- 94 00:03:48,719 --> 00:03:50,134 - Ugh, enough. 95 00:03:50,169 --> 00:03:51,481 Colt, you're a very important scientist 96 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,793 on a very important mission, okay? 97 00:03:53,828 --> 00:03:56,140 To redesign the device you were transporting in Moldova. 98 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:57,728 - Can do, I'll just grab 99 00:03:57,763 --> 00:04:00,144 this pen and paper, and voila. 100 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:01,318 Pam: Not bad. 101 00:04:01,318 --> 00:04:02,837 Cheryl: But terrible riding form. 102 00:04:02,837 --> 00:04:04,390 - Oh, I guess I can't do. 103 00:04:04,425 --> 00:04:06,634 - But you know the device we're talking about? 104 00:04:06,668 --> 00:04:08,463 What does it do? - Well, if memory serves... 105 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,845 - And it mostly doesn't. - It's an energy source. 106 00:04:10,845 --> 00:04:12,916 Properly used, it could eliminate our dependence 107 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,400 on fossil fuels altogether. 108 00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:16,195 - What about improperly used? 109 00:04:16,195 --> 00:04:18,646 - It could wipe out all life on the planet. 110 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,406 Science, you crazy bitch. 111 00:04:20,441 --> 00:04:21,752 - [chuckles] Yeah. 112 00:04:21,787 --> 00:04:24,514 - Oh, God, that must be why IIA wants it. 113 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:26,516 - It's a classic "evil villain destroys the world 114 00:04:26,585 --> 00:04:28,656 with some sort of weird doomsday device" plot. 115 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,243 Obviously. - Oh, hey, wait. 116 00:04:30,278 --> 00:04:31,866 I'm remembering some other stuff. 117 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:34,213 One, metal rules. - Preach, brother! 118 00:04:34,213 --> 00:04:36,042 - And two, I left my notes on a memory stick 119 00:04:36,111 --> 00:04:38,217 hidden in the device, along with a homing beacon. 120 00:04:38,286 --> 00:04:41,358 Did I have a talky-talk on me when you picked me up? 121 00:04:41,358 --> 00:04:43,705 Okay, I might be able to track it. 122 00:04:43,705 --> 00:04:45,845 Whoa, who is this hot piece of ass? 123 00:04:45,914 --> 00:04:47,364 - That would be you. 124 00:04:47,364 --> 00:04:49,849 - Ah, here we go. The device is in Singapore. 125 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:52,265 - IIA's headquarters are in Singapore. 126 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,267 - [sighs] I'll get my checkbook. 127 00:04:54,302 --> 00:04:57,201 [jazzy music] 128 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:58,548 ♪ 129 00:04:58,617 --> 00:05:00,273 [knocking on door] - That's my room service! 130 00:05:00,308 --> 00:05:01,516 - We just got here. 131 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,692 - I preordered it from the plane phone. 132 00:05:04,761 --> 00:05:06,072 - Damn. 133 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,074 How do you say "Bitchin'" in Singaporean? 134 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:10,870 - Actually, the primary language here is Mandarin. 135 00:05:10,905 --> 00:05:12,769 - Did that feel good? Making me feel small? 136 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:13,908 - Yes, it did. 137 00:05:13,977 --> 00:05:15,288 - This place is incredible. 138 00:05:15,323 --> 00:05:16,876 - This was almost our honeymoon. 139 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:18,809 Maybe an anniversary? 140 00:05:18,844 --> 00:05:21,329 - Oh, sure, yeah, maybe. Hey, where's Ray? 141 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:23,538 - Who knows? He's been asking for a lot of time off lately. 142 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,885 For some family emergency or something. 143 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,473 As if four cats are family. 144 00:05:27,508 --> 00:05:29,372 - I'm all for a successful mission, 145 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:30,752 but first class tickets, 146 00:05:30,821 --> 00:05:32,582 and a penthouse with room service? 147 00:05:32,651 --> 00:05:34,756 We need to talk about how much all this is costing. 148 00:05:34,756 --> 00:05:36,413 - Later. Everyone, listen up. 149 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,588 Lana, Cyril, and I will survey IIA 150 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,003 and develop an entrance strategy. 151 00:05:40,037 --> 00:05:42,315 - Okay, this will ping the homing beacon, I think. 152 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:44,248 Still a bit fuzzy on the science. 153 00:05:44,317 --> 00:05:45,388 - That's great. 154 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:46,906 Krieger, you stay here with Colt, 155 00:05:46,941 --> 00:05:48,908 and try to jog his memory for more information. 156 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,945 - Hey, I'll race you to remember. 157 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:53,499 Hey, I am a funny scientist. - Eh. 158 00:05:53,534 --> 00:05:54,914 - And, Mother-- 159 00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:57,020 - There has to be a bar around here. 160 00:05:57,054 --> 00:05:59,263 - Uh, keep doing what you're doing. 161 00:05:59,298 --> 00:06:01,231 And, Robert, you're on point here at HQ. 162 00:06:01,265 --> 00:06:03,060 - So what are they doing here? 163 00:06:03,095 --> 00:06:04,890 - Um, comic relief. 164 00:06:04,924 --> 00:06:06,788 - Thank you so much. 165 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:09,342 - Ah! Are you tipping him $500? 166 00:06:09,377 --> 00:06:11,137 - Relax. It's my money. 167 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:13,208 And sometimes I like to give service people a thrill. 168 00:06:13,243 --> 00:06:16,039 - I'm sorry, Miss, was my service unsatisfactory? 169 00:06:16,073 --> 00:06:17,937 Perhaps this is generous in your country, 170 00:06:17,972 --> 00:06:20,871 but in Singapore, it's-- how would you Americans say it? 171 00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:22,632 Jack shit. - What? 172 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,944 - Singapore is an extremely wealthy country. 173 00:06:24,979 --> 00:06:26,429 - And there he goes again. 174 00:06:26,463 --> 00:06:29,777 - Ha! Your money means less. 175 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:31,468 - Wait, am I poor here? 176 00:06:31,537 --> 00:06:34,540 - Do you really have to bring that up right now? 177 00:06:34,575 --> 00:06:35,817 - What? All I said was, 178 00:06:35,817 --> 00:06:36,991 "Trouble in hell," 179 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,544 as a play on "trouble in paradise," 180 00:06:38,579 --> 00:06:39,959 because your husband sucks, 181 00:06:39,994 --> 00:06:41,374 and it seems like you're avoiding him, 182 00:06:41,409 --> 00:06:42,824 which, now that I think about it, 183 00:06:42,824 --> 00:06:44,895 I should've said, "success in hell?" 184 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,552 - I don't want to talk about it. 185 00:06:46,587 --> 00:06:48,140 - What happened? Did you tell him about 186 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,486 tongue-wrestling that dude in Japan? 187 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:51,488 - Jesus, Archer! - You cheated on Robert? 188 00:06:51,488 --> 00:06:52,834 - No! 189 00:06:52,903 --> 00:06:56,355 Well, I almost, sort of, kissed someone else. 190 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:58,668 - Oh, my God. - But that's all that happened! 191 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,566 - Besides the cuddling. - Not helpful. 192 00:07:00,601 --> 00:07:03,500 - [panting] - Okay, how about now? 193 00:07:03,569 --> 00:07:06,330 - No, I don't think the jogging's working. 194 00:07:06,365 --> 00:07:08,885 Hey, what if you put me back in the coma and woke me up again? 195 00:07:08,919 --> 00:07:10,196 A hard reset. 196 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,405 - That's just crazy enough to work. 197 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,200 Or not work. Pretty 50/50. 198 00:07:14,269 --> 00:07:16,030 - I think I remember liking those odds. 199 00:07:16,099 --> 00:07:18,446 - God, I love science! - Well, I don't. 200 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,172 Cyril: Dammit, Lana, if you're making a cuckold of Robert, 201 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:21,829 he deserves to know! 202 00:07:21,863 --> 00:07:24,210 - That is not what's happening! And who are you to judge? 203 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:25,591 You and I both cheated on each other! 204 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:27,006 - And it broke me! 205 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,214 - Not a real high bar. - [sighs] 206 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,182 Cyril, I'm sorry for the past, okay? 207 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:31,528 But this is different. 208 00:07:31,528 --> 00:07:33,530 I am not the same person I was back then. 209 00:07:33,599 --> 00:07:35,670 - Also, I never told you about any of the times 210 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,223 I cheated on you when we were together, 211 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:39,536 and trust me, Lana, you were way happier for it. 212 00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:41,987 - Oh, you never had to tell me. 213 00:07:42,021 --> 00:07:43,678 [glass shatters] 214 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,335 Archer: Shh, follow me. We're gonna go in the bedroom. 215 00:07:45,369 --> 00:07:47,233 - [giggling] - Oh, so anyway, 216 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,960 uh, this is what a king-size bed looks like. 217 00:07:49,995 --> 00:07:53,067 I'll see you out, Mrs. My Dentist. 218 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:55,207 - [cackles] - She fell for it! 219 00:07:55,276 --> 00:07:56,795 Let's just focus on the mission-- 220 00:07:56,829 --> 00:08:00,626 infiltrating this weirdly casual botanical garden. 221 00:08:00,661 --> 00:08:02,041 Wait, I think we did it. 222 00:08:02,076 --> 00:08:04,630 - This is the top spy agency in the world. 223 00:08:04,665 --> 00:08:06,080 You can't just waltz right in. 224 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,047 - Really? Because it seems to be working. 225 00:08:08,116 --> 00:08:11,016 [dramatic music] 226 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:12,293 Bingo. All-- 227 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:14,088 - Clear! [electricity crackles] 228 00:08:14,088 --> 00:08:15,399 - What the hell are you doing? 229 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:17,540 - Uh, putting the ghost back in the meat suit. 230 00:08:17,574 --> 00:08:19,334 Going again! - [gasps] 231 00:08:19,369 --> 00:08:22,890 - 1 Bukit Batok Street, 25, Singapore, 658882! 232 00:08:22,924 --> 00:08:24,685 That's my address. I lived here! 233 00:08:24,719 --> 00:08:28,930 Also, I talked to God. She is real, and she is pissed. 234 00:08:28,999 --> 00:08:31,450 - Sounds like my kind of broad. - Okay. 235 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:33,935 Go to that address and see if he remembers anything else. 236 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:35,730 We'll stay here and handle the comms. 237 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,560 - Okay, are you sure you know how? 238 00:08:37,594 --> 00:08:38,837 - Go! 239 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:40,597 - Don't worry, we've got this. 240 00:08:40,597 --> 00:08:42,944 - Sterling? Sterling, it's me. 241 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:45,671 - Sorry, Malory, we have a similar system at my company. 242 00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:47,017 I think you're on mute. 243 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:48,778 - Turn it up. Sterling? 244 00:08:48,847 --> 00:08:50,780 Sterling! Sterling! 245 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,126 - And to speak, you gotta hold down the-- 246 00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:54,507 - If you move that hand another inch, 247 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:56,440 you won't have it anymore. 248 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,961 [sneaky music] 249 00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:02,446 - Thanks for joining the IIA team. 250 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:04,966 Have a seat and fill out this application. 251 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:06,761 Orientation will start shortly. 252 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,556 - Uh, okay. 253 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,145 Well, well, well, look who just waltzed right in. 254 00:09:11,214 --> 00:09:12,629 - We didn't have a choice. 255 00:09:12,629 --> 00:09:14,804 Some IIA drone handed us cucumber waters 256 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,806 and told us not to miss the orientation. 257 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:19,153 - And he complimented my surveilling. 258 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:21,983 Looks like this is some sort of recruitment event. 259 00:09:22,052 --> 00:09:24,227 Oh, they must be poaching agents all over the industry. 260 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:25,987 - Welcome. Hey, y'all, come on in. 261 00:09:25,987 --> 00:09:27,471 Come on in, welcome. 262 00:09:27,506 --> 00:09:29,059 All right, let's fill up from back to front. 263 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:30,820 - Wait, Ray? - Archer! 264 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,650 Uh, this isn't what it looks like. 265 00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:35,790 Unless it looks like I'm working for IIA, 266 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,654 because then, yeah. 267 00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:40,243 Although technically I'm temp to perm. 268 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:45,179 - Welcome to the IIA family. 269 00:09:45,248 --> 00:09:47,319 You're about to start the most exciting journey 270 00:09:47,319 --> 00:09:48,665 of your lives. 271 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,702 To be honest, I'm jealous. 272 00:09:50,771 --> 00:09:53,359 - Ray, what in the Harold Cole? You're working for IIA? 273 00:09:53,428 --> 00:09:55,016 - [whispering harshly] It's not personal. 274 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:57,536 I just need a back-up plan in case the agency goes down. 275 00:09:57,536 --> 00:09:59,193 - So you've been commuting back and forth 276 00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:01,022 to work part-time in Singapore? 277 00:10:01,022 --> 00:10:04,198 - I just borrow Robert's plane. I mean, that way it's free 99. 278 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,511 - IIA may be the world's leading spy agency, 279 00:10:07,511 --> 00:10:09,375 but we only have one mission-- 280 00:10:09,444 --> 00:10:11,895 to make the world a better place. 281 00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:15,381 - Ugh, why do all billionaires have this gross savior complex? 282 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,004 - You're married to a billionaire. 283 00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:18,281 - For now. - Shut it. 284 00:10:18,315 --> 00:10:19,696 - What are y'all talking about? 285 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:21,698 - Lana cheated on Robert. - We just cuddled! 286 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,218 - Which is emotional cheating, which is way worse! 287 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:27,152 - Yeah, she's a monster. - Oh, my God. I want to die. 288 00:10:27,186 --> 00:10:28,429 - And I want deets! 289 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:30,707 God, I have missed the hot goss. 290 00:10:30,707 --> 00:10:32,882 - Home sweet home. 291 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,711 I guess I'm not married with kids. 292 00:10:34,711 --> 00:10:38,542 - Hmm, this is your place? Ooh and ah. 293 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:41,684 - As in, I'm in awe of how eww it is. 294 00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:43,030 - I guess if I lived in Singapore, 295 00:10:43,064 --> 00:10:45,032 I'd have to live in a hellhole like this. 296 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:46,619 Probably drowning in my own urine. 297 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,552 - Oops, rent notice. 298 00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:51,245 Damn, my rent is $12,000 per month? 299 00:10:51,245 --> 00:10:52,902 - Um, wait. Is that a lot? 300 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,524 all: Yes! 301 00:10:54,558 --> 00:10:56,975 - Whoa, sweet guitars! 302 00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,804 - Right? I hope they're mine. 303 00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:00,564 - Does any of this spark anything? 304 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:02,290 - Oh, not yet. 305 00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:03,913 [gasps] Oh, no! 306 00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:05,742 No! No! - What? 307 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:08,538 - My name's not Colt. It's Jeremy! 308 00:11:08,572 --> 00:11:09,815 Ugh. 309 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:10,989 - Wait, what's on the back of that? 310 00:11:11,023 --> 00:11:12,715 - Numbers. - Yes! 311 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,406 Location coordinates, to be exact. 312 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:15,994 - Let's roll out, bitches. 313 00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:18,721 - Hold on, I feel like there has to be something else. 314 00:11:18,755 --> 00:11:20,515 I think this might be important. 315 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,724 - Okay, well, just bring it with you and-- 316 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,622 - And I think this might be important. 317 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:25,935 The model submarine and this broken plastic fork 318 00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:27,384 are definitely important. 319 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,110 - Okay. - And this! 320 00:11:29,179 --> 00:11:30,871 The model submarine, the broken plastic fork, 321 00:11:30,905 --> 00:11:34,495 and this poster of an alien in a bikini are all important. 322 00:11:34,529 --> 00:11:36,462 - Sure, fine, now can we just-- 323 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,292 - And this! This is for sure important. 324 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,638 Oh, God, no! [sculpture shatters] 325 00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:41,951 - Wait, what about this? - Eh, nah, that's nothing. 326 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,022 - But it was hidden in that statue! 327 00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:46,369 - [scoffs] Okay, fine. But you're carrying it. 328 00:11:46,403 --> 00:11:47,784 Fabian: That's the big question? 329 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:50,131 Well, here at IIA, 330 00:11:50,131 --> 00:11:52,824 the answer is flipping the paradigm 331 00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:57,276 so we achieve our measurables with maximum ROI cost-benefit. 332 00:11:57,311 --> 00:11:59,278 - Oh, hey, I just got corporate buzzword bingo. 333 00:11:59,313 --> 00:12:01,798 - Well, mock all you want, but Fabian knows what he's doing. 334 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,317 - Oh, yeah, and what is that? 335 00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:05,319 Securing a monopoly over the entire spy industry 336 00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,217 so he can corner the market and gain undue influence 337 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,874 over national and global politics? 338 00:12:08,909 --> 00:12:10,600 - He also makes a mean quiche. 339 00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:12,464 - It's all just so structured. 340 00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,121 Oh! An org chart? 341 00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:15,363 - Hey! Snap out of it. 342 00:12:15,398 --> 00:12:16,813 - Right. Bad guys. 343 00:12:16,813 --> 00:12:19,402 Organized, sensible, 401k-providing bad guys. 344 00:12:19,436 --> 00:12:21,473 - Listen, this orientation is our chance, okay? 345 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:22,715 We have to get further into the building 346 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,165 without drawing attention. 347 00:12:24,234 --> 00:12:26,340 - Good luck. Security might be breezy out here, 348 00:12:26,409 --> 00:12:29,515 but nobody gets into zone two without a lapel chip. 349 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,655 It also controls when we can use the bathroom, 350 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:34,348 which seems, you know, like a crime, almost. 351 00:12:34,348 --> 00:12:36,729 Hey! They make us pay for these! 352 00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:40,250 [dramatic music] 353 00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:41,907 - Good God, this guy is lame. 354 00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:43,667 This is supposed to be our competition? 355 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,015 - Mm, technically, no. He's crushing us. 356 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,017 - You're so lucky this ripped on a seam. 357 00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:50,088 You could've asked me for help, you know. 358 00:12:50,122 --> 00:12:52,849 - Could I? Or are you too busy working for the competition? 359 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:54,333 - Again, not our competition. 360 00:12:54,368 --> 00:12:55,576 - He's got a point, Ray. 361 00:12:55,610 --> 00:12:57,267 - Of course I'm gonna help you! 362 00:12:57,302 --> 00:12:59,200 I mean, don't get me wrong, the money's great here, 363 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,719 but y'all are family. 364 00:13:00,719 --> 00:13:02,203 - I'm gonna try pinging the homing beacon. 365 00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:04,205 Ray: That must be the underground warehouse. 366 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:06,173 - Great. Can you take us there? - Sure thing. 367 00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:08,347 Oh, I just earned my bathroom break for the day. 368 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:09,659 Who needs a pit stop? 369 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,040 - I could tinkle. - No time. 370 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,696 Just pee in your pants. It's what we trained for. 371 00:13:12,696 --> 00:13:14,353 Malory: Sterling, dear, it's me. 372 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:15,941 Robert: What is your status regarding 373 00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:19,151 Operation IIA Take Down? Over. 374 00:13:19,186 --> 00:13:20,532 - Damn it! 375 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,361 Malory: Sterling? Sterling! 376 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,604 - Moms, right? 377 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,709 ♪ 378 00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:26,952 [grunts] 379 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,613 - Aw, totally bungling a mission for avoidable reasons? 380 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:34,304 Ah, it takes me back. 381 00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:37,687 - Well, that was easy. 382 00:13:37,721 --> 00:13:38,895 Hey, what's the form you fill out 383 00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:40,414 for getting your ass kicked? 384 00:13:40,414 --> 00:13:43,072 - Looks like 22-C, which entitles them 385 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,696 to free rehabilitation and up to four weeks sick leave. 386 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,077 - Shit! Guys, the memory stick 387 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,561 is on the move from the warehouse. 388 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,080 - Okay, let's split up. Lana and Cyril, 389 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,220 you get to the warehouse and rig the device to explode. 390 00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:54,635 Ray and I will find the memory stick 391 00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,637 and we'll meet you there. 392 00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:57,880 [device beeps] 393 00:13:57,914 --> 00:14:00,158 - Oh, no, why'd it have to be Terry? 394 00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:01,607 - Please, we can take him. 395 00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,609 - No, he's just the only friend I've made here. 396 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,404 We ate lunch everyday at the same table. 397 00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:07,027 Walkie-talkie: Attention. 398 00:14:07,061 --> 00:14:08,752 All agents, be on the lookout for suspicious elements. 399 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:10,444 - Ah, buttercups. 400 00:14:10,513 --> 00:14:11,997 - Any weaknesses I should know about? 401 00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,343 - He loves pudding? 402 00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:14,931 - Probably won't come up, but okay. 403 00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:16,277 - Ah-- [grunts] 404 00:14:16,346 --> 00:14:18,003 - This isn't personal! 405 00:14:18,038 --> 00:14:21,282 I genuinely value you as a co-worker and a friend! 406 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:23,664 - Who are you? - Oh, screw you, guy! 407 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:28,669 [soft suspenseful music] 408 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:31,016 ♪ 409 00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:32,293 - Guards. Be careful. 410 00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:33,639 - Should we tiptoe? 411 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,434 Like you're tiptoeing around Robert? 412 00:14:35,503 --> 00:14:37,609 - Cyril, I swear to God. 413 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,266 - What will you do if he finds out? 414 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,784 - Well, as long as no limp-dick, 415 00:14:40,819 --> 00:14:43,097 four-eyed nerds run their mouths, he won't! 416 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,650 - One, we both know my penis 417 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,307 is generally firm when it needs to be. 418 00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:47,930 And two, I've been hesitant to say this, 419 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,655 but you leave me no choice. 420 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,658 Lana Kane, you are turning into Archer. 421 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,281 - And you are turning into a gigantic pain 422 00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:56,145 in my otherwise perfect ass. 423 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,974 There's our target. 424 00:14:57,974 --> 00:14:59,424 Okay, I'll create a distraction-- 425 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,735 - No, I've got this. 426 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,530 Watch the bureaucratic master at work. 427 00:15:02,565 --> 00:15:04,394 You there! 428 00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:07,052 You can't be on guard duty, you forgot to fill out your T9-32! 429 00:15:07,087 --> 00:15:08,812 - Got it right here, pal. - Oh. 430 00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:10,953 But that truck isn't a company asset, 431 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,644 which means you also need a-- 432 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,164 - A CM-5? Not my first rodeo. 433 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,235 Hey, don't you need a VS-10 to be in here? 434 00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:19,478 - Crap. Good bureaucracy. 435 00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,825 [gunshots] 436 00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:23,310 Okay, maybe not the best distraction. 437 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:24,587 - Ya think? 438 00:15:24,621 --> 00:15:26,002 - Just like your emotional affair 439 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:27,693 isn't the best distraction from the fact that-- 440 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:31,180 - Oh, my God. I'm not turning into Archer! 441 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,664 - Really? Let's look at the evidence. 442 00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:34,321 You hit on anything that moves, 443 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,702 you party all night and sleep all day, 444 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,014 and you've been taking way too many 445 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,671 gummy women's multivitamins. 446 00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,673 - Wait, that's an Archer thing? 447 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,057 [device beeping] 448 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,544 [alarms blaring] 449 00:15:50,613 --> 00:15:52,166 - Damn it, those explosives were the only way 450 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,616 to blow up the device. 451 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,169 - All right, so we'll rig a bomb or something. 452 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,826 - Improvising? Okay, "Archer." 453 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:58,103 - What? - Enough! 454 00:15:58,138 --> 00:16:00,278 - Everybody enough! If I know IIA, 455 00:16:00,312 --> 00:16:02,866 Diamond Force is probably coming for us right now! 456 00:16:02,935 --> 00:16:05,559 - Diamond Force? - The elite kill squad. 457 00:16:05,628 --> 00:16:06,698 They all wear matching diamond rings. 458 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,286 - Cool. 459 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,115 - Well, we can't leave the device and risk IIA 460 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,360 using it to blow up the world, which means... 461 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,568 - Yeah? 462 00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:17,260 - Oh, I had hoped you had something. 463 00:16:18,986 --> 00:16:21,575 - This is the nicest parking lot I've ever seen. 464 00:16:21,644 --> 00:16:23,577 What do you think this space goes for right here 465 00:16:23,577 --> 00:16:26,028 between these lines? Like, 5, 6 million? 466 00:16:26,062 --> 00:16:27,753 - Do you recognize anything yet, Colt? 467 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,410 - Hold up. I thought his name was Jeremy. 468 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:31,033 - I'm sticking with Colt, damn it! 469 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,310 [gasps There, that's it. 470 00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:35,382 Krieger: Oh, my God. It's gorgeous! 471 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,039 Colt: Just installed a new engine last year. 472 00:16:37,073 --> 00:16:38,557 There's a kegerator in the back, 473 00:16:38,592 --> 00:16:40,387 and she gets three miles per gallon. 474 00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:43,597 But on a good downhill, I can jack that baby up to four. 475 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,495 - How do you remember nothing about who you are, 476 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,256 and everything about this van? 477 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,120 - I mean, I get it. 478 00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:56,437 [tires screech] 479 00:16:56,437 --> 00:16:58,267 - Change of plans. - As usual. 480 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,509 - What the? Ray? 481 00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:01,097 - Pam! Guess what? 482 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,306 We don't have time for this. It's Diamond Force! 483 00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:10,244 ♪ 484 00:17:16,526 --> 00:17:19,495 [dramatic music] 485 00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:24,776 ♪ 486 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,536 - What's the plan, Archer? 487 00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,849 - Um, swerve until they accidentally shoot the device 488 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:30,851 and blow it up for us? 489 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,301 Someone get Mother on comms! 490 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,373 I need some cataract-filled eyes in the sky. 491 00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:38,169 - We no longer have comms because you two destroyed them! 492 00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:40,481 - Shouting at me doesn't make me regret things, Cyril! 493 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,312 - Yeah, sometimes you have to make a call in the moment! 494 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,037 - Ho-ho, of course you'd take his side. 495 00:17:45,072 --> 00:17:46,142 - Who's side? Mine? 496 00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:48,627 - I am not! Turning! Into Archer! 497 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,975 - Okay, I really feel like you guys are talking about me. 498 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,633 - Damn it, could you be quiet? - Wow, passive aggressive much? 499 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:57,049 - Not the point, asshole. 500 00:17:57,084 --> 00:18:00,156 This is Ray to Old Mother Hen. Do you copy? 501 00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:01,882 Malory: What did he say? Archer: Mother! 502 00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:03,401 - It's them! We're back online! 503 00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:04,678 Archer: I need you to find me a cliff! 504 00:18:04,678 --> 00:18:06,680 - You look! - Yeah! Teamwork! 505 00:18:06,749 --> 00:18:08,337 Okay, looking for a cliff. 506 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,822 Let's see, there's a gentle slope. 507 00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:12,513 It's really beautiful country. 508 00:18:12,582 --> 00:18:14,998 - Oh, my God, dying over here! 509 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,035 - There! The Marina Bay Sands! 510 00:18:17,104 --> 00:18:19,486 There's the incomplete freeway overpass nearby. 511 00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:20,659 - Yes! 512 00:18:20,694 --> 00:18:21,660 I can't believe I'm saying this, 513 00:18:21,729 --> 00:18:23,179 but nice work, Robert. 514 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:26,182 [tires screeching] 515 00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:27,321 ♪ 516 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,771 Okay. Everybody in the van. 517 00:18:28,805 --> 00:18:30,566 - Excuse me, his name is Jethro Kull! 518 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,533 - Whatever! 519 00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,535 - Smooth in-line tracking, 520 00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:36,675 and accurate ceiling constellations? 521 00:18:36,744 --> 00:18:38,539 This van rocks! 522 00:18:38,539 --> 00:18:40,748 - Did someone say, "rock?" 523 00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:42,025 [radical guitar chord] 524 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:44,027 - Ragnar Rockingson! 525 00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:45,822 - Oh, good, another Krieger. 526 00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,203 [gunshots] 527 00:18:47,272 --> 00:18:48,860 - [grunts] 528 00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:50,379 - [whimpers] 529 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,863 - Get the memory stick and Colt out of here! 530 00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:53,278 Lana: What about you? 531 00:18:53,313 --> 00:18:54,900 - I'm gonna ditch the flatbed over the overpass 532 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,730 and hope the fall destroys the device. 533 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:58,456 - What if you can't make it out in time? 534 00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:00,389 Just jump the gap and we'll lose them! 535 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,287 - This way's more heroic! 536 00:19:02,322 --> 00:19:04,220 - Asshole! [grunts] 537 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:10,778 ♪ 538 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,056 - [growls] 539 00:19:15,818 --> 00:19:18,648 [screaming] 540 00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:22,273 - Archer! 541 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:27,036 - Ah, shit. 542 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,659 - Sterling Archer. - Present. 543 00:19:29,694 --> 00:19:33,284 - You may have destroyed my device and stolen my plans, 544 00:19:33,284 --> 00:19:36,494 but you left us with a very powerful bargaining chip-- 545 00:19:36,528 --> 00:19:38,254 - My life? - Your life! 546 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:40,222 - Shit, sorry. I can tell you thought that would sound cool. 547 00:19:40,256 --> 00:19:41,568 Here, try it again. 548 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:43,225 Blah blah blah, bargaining chip, and-- 549 00:19:43,259 --> 00:19:44,433 ah, shit! 550 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,400 - Do you ever shut up? 551 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,608 - At movies, I guess. 552 00:19:47,677 --> 00:19:49,507 If they're good--ow! 553 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,923 Cheryl: Oh, God, Mr. Archer is gonna die, 554 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,269 and the agency is gonna go bankrupt, 555 00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:55,582 and I'll be stuck in Singapore living in this van! 556 00:19:55,616 --> 00:19:57,239 - Back seat folds down into a bed. 557 00:19:57,273 --> 00:19:58,861 - Oh, my God, it does! 558 00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,104 - You know you're still bonkers rich in America, right? 559 00:20:01,173 --> 00:20:03,624 - Oh, yeah. I feel better. Let's go home. 560 00:20:03,624 --> 00:20:05,764 - Okay, what about saving Archer and the agency? 561 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,283 - Eh, I've got options. 562 00:20:07,283 --> 00:20:09,285 - Cyril, cover me. I'm going after him. 563 00:20:09,285 --> 00:20:10,528 - And how do you plan to do that? 564 00:20:10,562 --> 00:20:11,805 That's Diamond Force! 565 00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:13,116 I mean, did you see those rings? 566 00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:14,946 - I'll figure it out on the way! 567 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,706 - So no plan. Just like Archer. 568 00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:19,916 Risking everything for whatever works for you. 569 00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:21,470 [soft dramatic music] 570 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,920 - It's a shame it had to come to this, Sterling Archer. 571 00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:25,439 - Yeah, I'm feeling that too. 572 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,958 Might be a near death thing though. 573 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,305 - Near death? I don't want to kill you. 574 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:31,342 I want you to work for me. 575 00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:34,172 It's just a shame it involved blowing up my warehouse. 576 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,313 - What? When we first met you said you'd never hire me. 577 00:20:37,313 --> 00:20:39,142 - What can I say? You've grown on me. 578 00:20:39,211 --> 00:20:41,662 Your pure, raw instincts are something 579 00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:44,389 no organizational flowchart can replace. 580 00:20:44,424 --> 00:20:46,495 - Well, right now, my pure, raw instincts are saying, 581 00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:47,979 "Screw you, Fabian! 582 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,394 "I'll never help you with your classic 583 00:20:49,429 --> 00:20:50,740 "evil villain destroys the world 584 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:53,156 with some sort of weird doomsday device plot!" 585 00:20:53,156 --> 00:20:55,020 ♪ 586 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,091 - What? - You heard me. Never! 587 00:20:57,126 --> 00:21:00,129 - Wait, do you think I'm, like, some kind of, super villain? 588 00:21:00,163 --> 00:21:03,270 [laughs] 589 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:07,826 Oh, my God, that's so-- oh, that's so funny. 590 00:21:07,861 --> 00:21:10,519 Okay, I can totally see how it could have come off that way. 591 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,004 - Wait, so you're not trying to destroy the world? 592 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,316 - No! 593 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,146 Archer, I want to use the device 594 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:19,286 for its intended purpose-- 595 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:23,255 eliminating our global dependency on fossil fuels. 596 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,774 - Really? Wow. 597 00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,535 I mean, talk about crossed wires. 598 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,951 - But first, I'm going to make fossil fuel companies 599 00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:31,712 pay me a huge ransom not to use the device, 600 00:21:31,781 --> 00:21:33,852 whilst also running a protection racket 601 00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:37,269 over every major country to ensure I don't blow them up. 602 00:21:37,304 --> 00:21:39,271 - Okay, wires uncrossed. 603 00:21:39,306 --> 00:21:40,721 You're evil. I'm back out. 604 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:43,379 - Shame, I'm going to make trillions. 605 00:21:43,448 --> 00:21:45,208 And you could have been part of it. 606 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,589 But alas. 607 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,766 - [laughs] Holy shit! 608 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,215 Oh, my God. 609 00:21:52,284 --> 00:21:54,079 Oh, you guys are in so much trouble. 610 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,634 Let me introduce you to Barry the death cyborg, 611 00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,912 who actually is my friend now, right, Barry? 612 00:21:58,981 --> 00:22:01,293 - Sorry, pal. It's actually Other Barry. 613 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:24,800 - Made in Georgia.