[Script Info] ScriptType: v4.00+ Collisions: Normal PlayResX: 1920 PlayResY: 1080 Timer: 100.0 WrapStyle: 0 [V4+ Styles] Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding Style: Default,sans-serif,71,&H00FFFFFF,&H00FFFFFF,&H000F0F0F,&H000F0F0F,0,0,0,0,100,100,0,0.00,1,2,3,2,20,20,20,0 [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.01,0:00:23.31,Default,,0,0,0,,(slow beeping) Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.31,0:00:26.34,Default,,0,0,0,,(steady quick beeping)\NDig, Gene! Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.35,0:00:27.65,Default,,0,0,0,,(Gene yells, Louise sputters) Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.65,0:00:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Show me the treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.22,0:00:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's some tin foil\Nand we can recycle it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.12,0:00:33.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's a shovel, and I won't\Nhave to dig with my hands. Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.52,0:00:35.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Look! It's a watch! Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.22,0:00:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,(coughing) Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.89,0:00:39.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Ollie? How long have you\Nbeen down there? Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.16,0:00:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Andy?\NHe was supposed to unbury me. Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.16,0:00:43.52,Default,,0,0,0,,There you are! I've been\Ndigging all over for you! Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.53,0:00:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Is your brother around? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.83,0:00:46.23,Default,,0,0,0,,He's over there\Nplaying with Zeke. Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.23,0:00:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Jimmy Jr.,\Nput me in a crotch-lock Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.20,0:00:50.30,Default,,0,0,0,,and see if I can\Nget out of it. Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.31,0:00:52.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.27,0:00:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Zeke. Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.88,0:00:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This is why I'm only\Nfriends with women. Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.94,0:00:58.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull the key out!\NThey're on the wrestling\Nteam together. Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.11,0:01:00.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull the key out!\NI could help you practice,\NJimmy Jr. Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.32,0:01:01.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow's good for me. Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.65,0:01:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, but me and Zeke\Nare going to watch them Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,demolish that taffy\Nfactory tomorrow. Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:08.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna watch it\Nget blowed up. Boom! Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.29,0:01:09.63,Default,,0,0,0,,(explosion noises) Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.62,0:01:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,(Zeke and Jimmy Jr. grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.29,0:01:12.39,Default,,0,0,0,,ZEKE:\NScoop.\NJIMMY JR:\NOw! Ah! Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.39,0:01:13.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, Gene, let's go.\N(Zeke grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.70,0:01:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got a whole\Nbeach to comb. Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.16,0:01:16.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir.\NI'm good. Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.23,0:01:18.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Hah! (grunts) Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,TEDDY:\N{\i1}Bobby, want to come over and{\i0}\N{\i1}watch the game tonight?{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.04,0:01:23.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm making a three-bean salad,\Nbut it's bring your own bean. Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.17,0:01:24.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I put you\Ndown for garbanzo? Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.77,0:01:26.30,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NNah, he can't. Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.31,0:01:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,(sing-song):\NBob's got plans tonight.\N(chuckles) Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.98,0:01:30.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, Teddy. Um... Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.78,0:01:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Sunday nights me and Linda have,\Nuh, you know, an arrangement. Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.32,0:01:34.72,Default,,0,0,0,,(Linda and Bob chuckle)\NOh! Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.72,0:01:36.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Scheduled sex. Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.15,0:01:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh... Do you want to\Nborrow my Sade tape? Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.15,0:01:40.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess what we found\Nwith our metal detector? Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.99,0:01:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Another metal detector!\NYay. Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.99,0:01:45.15,Default,,0,0,0,,And I found this on the beach.\NI think it could help me. Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.16,0:01:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh. Passionfruit paperbacks.\NJuicy! Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:50.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Too bad you kids can't\Ntake the metal detector Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.63,0:01:52.46,Default,,0,0,0,,over to Caffrey's\Ntaffy factory. Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.47,0:01:55.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Find his secret treasure before\Nthey tear the place down. Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa...\Nho, secret treasure? Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.17,0:01:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you, ah...\NWhat are you talking about? Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.71,0:02:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoops, there I go again. Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.14,0:02:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Divulging amazing secrets. Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.68,0:02:03.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, my Uncle Paddy\Ntold me about it. Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.68,0:02:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,He used to work in Caffrey\Nback in the '50s. Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.48,0:02:07.32,Default,,0,0,0,,He was his maid. Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.32,0:02:09.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Your Uncle Paddy was a maid?\NAll maids were men back then. Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.48,0:02:12.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Until women joined the workforce\Nand took all the maid jobs away. Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.22,0:02:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, girls!\NGo, girls! Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.32,0:02:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A big part of Paddy's job\Nwas dusting Caffrey's money. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.13,0:02:18.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Caffrey didn't make his money\Nfrom candy, you know. Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.89,0:02:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a bootlegger! Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.33,0:02:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe the term is\Nleg-warmer. Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.33,0:02:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No it is not, Gene. Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.37,0:02:25.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, Caffrey ran liquor Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.33,0:02:26.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}during Prohibition.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:28.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}There are tunnels under{\i0}\N{\i1}the factory where they brought{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.54,0:02:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}the booze in with boats{\i0}\N{\i1}at high tide.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.97,0:02:31.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}And the tunnels{\i0}\N{\i1}were booby trapped{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.54,0:02:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}to keep out the G-men...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.87,0:02:34.97,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\N{\i1}Lousy Feds.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.98,0:02:36.85,Default,,0,0,0,,TEDDY:\N{\i1}Rumor is Caffrey even made{\i0}\N{\i1}a bunch of taffy dummies{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.85,0:02:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}to guard his operation.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.45,0:02:40.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the Terra Cotta Warriors\Nof ancient China. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.68,0:02:42.31,Default,,0,0,0,,China. Stick to noodles, right? Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.32,0:02:43.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that racist? Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.65,0:02:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NA little bit.\NNo. Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.45,0:02:47.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, Caffrey\Ndidn't trust banks, Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.19,0:02:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,so he hid all his gold\Ndown there in the tunnels. Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.32,0:02:51.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm-hmm... Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.33,0:02:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Uncle Paddy told me about it, Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.39,0:02:54.05,Default,,0,0,0,,and now I'm gonna tell you. Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.06,0:02:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a secret elevator\Nin the factory Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.06,0:02:57.86,Default,,0,0,0,,that takes you down\Nto the tunnels underneath. Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.87,0:02:59.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.\NContinue.\NYep.\NUh... Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You follow the tunnel\Naround the curve Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.34,0:03:04.14,Default,,0,0,0,,till you get to three stones,\Nand then you take the tunnel Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.14,0:03:07.11,Default,,0,0,0,,that bends this way,\Nand there's the treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.11,0:03:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughs) Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.44,0:03:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a butt! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.11,0:03:11.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Get it? A butt! Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.15,0:03:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,With three turds! Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.98,0:03:15.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, Paddy got me good with\Nthat one when I was a kid Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.28,0:03:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,and now I'm paying it forward. Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.05,0:03:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh...\NYeah, that's a...\NThat's a great one, Teddy. Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.95,0:03:21.15,Default,,0,0,0,,(faking laughter)\NTEDDY (laughing):\NGold? Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.16,0:03:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a funny man,\Nthat Paddy. Eh... Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.69,0:03:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A funny male maid. Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.13,0:03:27.63,Default,,0,0,0,,With a serious drinking\Nproblem and psoriasis. Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.63,0:03:30.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids-only meeting. Now.\NI'll get Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.23,0:03:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Ti-Tina!\NKids! Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.17,0:03:35.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen, let's go get\Nthe taffy factory treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.30,0:03:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got the map! Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.71,0:03:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's just a butt! Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.17,0:03:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy was just\Nmessing with our heads. Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.34,0:03:40.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Men do that. Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.94,0:03:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, this might be real.\NThink about it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.14,0:03:46.31,Default,,0,0,0,,If you had the chance to make\Na treasure map in a shape... Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.31,0:03:47.31,Default,,0,0,0,,what shape would you make it? Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.32,0:03:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Butt.\NButt.\NExactly! Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.12,0:03:51.15,Default,,0,0,0,,The factory's getting\Ndemolished tomorrow, Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.15,0:03:52.98,Default,,0,0,0,,so we have to go tonight. Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.99,0:03:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys in? We doing this? Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.96,0:03:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I could move\Nsome things around. Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.16,0:03:58.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's find butt treasure! Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.73,0:04:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Well, I am done. Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.80,0:04:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No more chewing for me. Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.33,0:04:04.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at the time.\NYeah! Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.73,0:04:07.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna sleep like a baby. Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.47,0:04:09.64,Default,,0,0,0,,(very quietly):\NA horny baby.\NOoh. Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.64,0:04:12.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah... Great dinner, Mom. Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.17,0:04:13.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You outdid yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.98,0:04:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a great day all around.\NOne for the books. Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.01,0:04:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to go to bed immediately Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.55,0:04:21.65,Default,,0,0,0,,before I spoil it\Nand make it just a regular day. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.65,0:04:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,(quietly):\NThat was easy. Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.85,0:04:25.05,Default,,0,0,0,,That was easy. Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.22,0:04:29.82,Default,,0,0,0,,(whispers):\NGene, you don't need to do that. Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.82,0:04:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Their door is shut.\NI know. My belly itches. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.30,0:04:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.36,0:04:36.89,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NThere it is, guys. Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.90,0:04:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Caffrey's treasure\Nis as good as ours. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.20,0:04:40.77,Default,,0,0,0,,And no one knows about it! Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.77,0:04:42.17,Default,,0,0,0,,(bike bell rings) Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.17,0:04:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NWhat is Jimmy Jr. doing here? Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.97,0:04:46.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I invited him.\NWhat?! Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.61,0:04:48.18,Default,,0,0,0,,This book is gonna be\Nmy treasure map Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.18,0:04:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,to Jimmy Jr.'s heart. Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.44,0:04:51.67,Default,,0,0,0,,All I have to do\Nis act like this damsel. Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.68,0:04:54.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Tina. Oh, sorry\NI got dirt on your leg. Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.22,0:04:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my.\NH-How will I ever get clean? Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.82,0:04:58.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, hose it off?\N(whispers):\NYes. Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.99,0:05:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,See that fishtail, J-Ju? Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.96,0:05:04.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Zeke?! Jimmy Jr., you don't just\Ninvite someone without asking! Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.56,0:05:07.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Yeah, we're\Nin agreement on that, Tina! Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.06,0:05:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, good.\NOh, Tina! Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.30,0:05:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo!\NWhat are we waiting for? Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.53,0:05:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,That factory's got windows and\NI got a passion for smashin'. Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.14,0:05:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Heeyah! Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.70,0:05:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyone else coming? Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.28,0:05:23.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Just Andy, plus one.\NThat's Ollie. Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.35,0:05:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,We made it!\NI got a funcussion! Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.05,0:05:27.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow. Ow. Ow.\NOw. Ow. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.35,0:05:28.69,Default,,0,0,0,,That one didn't hurt. Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.68,0:05:29.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.29,0:05:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Doofus, Brace-face, Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.96,0:05:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Dingle, Berry,\NGas Tank, Blabbermouth. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.86,0:05:44.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Just so you know,\Nwe're not sharing the treasure Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.90,0:05:47.24,Default,,0,0,0,,with you, you, you and you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.27,0:05:53.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy, the way the moonlight\Nshines on your hair Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.64,0:05:55.84,Default,,0,0,0,,makes me feel so...\Nvulnerable. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.84,0:05:58.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah... it makes me\Nfeel like... dancing! Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.78,0:06:01.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting)\NYeah, J-Ju, faster! Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.28,0:06:02.38,Default,,0,0,0,,(glass shatters) Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.38,0:06:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Abandoned warehouse!\NPent-up feelings! Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.05,0:06:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Footloose it! Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.72,0:06:08.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me not to dance, Dad! Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.12,0:06:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs in disgust) Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.96,0:06:11.40,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to find\Nthat secret elevator Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.39,0:06:13.02,Default,,0,0,0,,and get down to the gold. Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.03,0:06:16.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I can taste every flavor\Nfrom the past 60 years! Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.40,0:06:18.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I can taste the Korean War! Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.63,0:06:19.86,Default,,0,0,0,,I taste rust. Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.87,0:06:21.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I taste Andy's spit! Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.34,0:06:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.20,0:06:24.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.81,0:06:28.15,Default,,0,0,0,,The elevator! Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.14,0:06:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,This means Uncle Paddy\Nwas right! Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.88,0:06:31.72,Default,,0,0,0,,There's treasure down there! Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.71,0:06:33.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're welcome. Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.52,0:06:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight's gonna be\Na little special. Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.62,0:06:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I got a couple of surprises. Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.36,0:06:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Not Teddy's Sade tape... Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.79,0:06:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Dice? Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.16,0:06:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Sexy dice. Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.96,0:06:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We roll them and they\Ntell us what to do. Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.20,0:06:49.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Um, sounds... sexy. Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.66,0:06:53.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh , let's... "hug."\NOn the... Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.47,0:06:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)\N"chair." Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.37,0:06:58.21,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you're gonna\Nhug on a chair?\NMm-hmm. Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.21,0:06:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Come.\NThat's, uh... Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.27,0:07:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to Momma. Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.44,0:07:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahh.\NOh! Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.68,0:07:04.01,Default,,0,0,0,,(strained):\NGet off. Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.01,0:07:06.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... oh.\NGet off. Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.48,0:07:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,There we go, that's better.\NWhew. Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.05,0:07:09.19,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's it for that. Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.18,0:07:11.18,Default,,0,0,0,,So how do we\Nwork this thing...? Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.19,0:07:14.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this one do? Ah. Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.56,0:07:17.23,Default,,0,0,0,,What's happening?\NIt must be a booby trap! Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.23,0:07:19.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Pull a different lever! Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.53,0:07:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No rush.\N(Gene grunts) Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.50,0:07:23.13,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.13,0:07:25.86,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NPush the other way! Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.87,0:07:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\N{\i1}Nang, nang, nang, nang, nang,{\i0}\N{\i1}nang, nang, nang...{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.47,0:07:30.71,Default,,0,0,0,,nang... oh, good ear massage. Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.71,0:07:33.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh. Oh, Bobby.\NAang, nang, nang, nang. Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.27,0:07:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, let-let's see\Nwhat we got next. Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.01,0:07:36.65,Default,,0,0,0,,All right?\NI'm gonna roll. Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.64,0:07:38.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh. I got "lick" "foot" again. Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.21,0:07:40.01,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps)\NLick it like\Nyou like it.\NNo. Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.01,0:07:41.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Lick it like\Nyou like it.\NNo more lick foot. Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.68,0:07:43.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Lick it like you like it.\NLick...\NNo more lick foot. Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.22,0:07:45.22,Default,,0,0,0,,This little piggy\Ngoes all the way home. Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.22,0:07:47.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, let's give these dice\Na little help. Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.19,0:07:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do this... Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.19,0:07:50.49,Default,,0,0,0,,and this. Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.49,0:07:52.05,Default,,0,0,0,,(dirty chuckle) Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.06,0:07:53.63,Default,,0,0,0,,That's weird. Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.63,0:07:56.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's about to get weirder\Nwith this and this. Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.23,0:07:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's just,\Ndo you hear the kids? Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.83,0:07:59.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh. They're never\Nthis quiet. Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.00,0:08:01.60,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna go check on them. Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.80,0:08:04.43,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps):\NAw! Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.44,0:08:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps):\NI knew he didn't take out\Nthe garbage. Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.34,0:08:09.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina. Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.28,0:08:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Bobby, they're gone!\NWhat do you mean,\N"they're gone"? Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.15,0:08:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not here.\NI got Tina's diary. Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.31,0:08:15.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see if it says anything. Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.32,0:08:17.55,Default,,0,0,0,,TINA:\N{\i1}Dear Diary, tonight{\i0}\N{\i1}we're sneaking into{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.55,0:08:19.55,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}the dangerous taffy factory.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.55,0:08:22.85,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Also, if boys had uteruses{\i0}\N{\i1}they'd be called duderuses.{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.86,0:08:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckling):\NDuderuses.\NBob! Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.66,0:08:26.36,Default,,0,0,0,,They went to\Nthe taffy factory! Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.36,0:08:27.35,Default,,0,0,0,,We gotta get them!\NReally? Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.36,0:08:29.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.\NAll right. Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.33,0:08:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Bringing you guys along\Nwas a big mistake. Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.37,0:08:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Between you inviting\Nhalf of the town, Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.54,0:08:37.17,Default,,0,0,0,,and you pushing and licking\Neverything in sight Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.17,0:08:38.43,Default,,0,0,0,,like an animal... Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.44,0:08:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys are a burden...\Nyou are dead weight! Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.34,0:08:43.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing now, Gene? Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.18,0:08:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm being courteous!\NI'm using the fart escape. Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.95,0:08:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,There's an opening there?\NYeah. But it's full of farts. Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.22,0:08:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(sniffs, groans) Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.95,0:08:53.05,Default,,0,0,0,,I can fit through there\Nand shimmy down those ropes. Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.05,0:08:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I am ditching you dipsticks. Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.32,0:08:56.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait! We can fit\Nthrough there too, Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.99,0:08:58.52,Default,,0,0,0,,and Ollie can see in the dark. Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.53,0:09:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And Andy knows all the capitals. Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.46,0:09:02.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Albany, Montgomery,\NJuneau, Phoenix, Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.90,0:09:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Boston, Montpelier,\NHelena, Boise...\NBrr, it sure is cold in here. Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.13,0:09:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish some strong, chivalrous\Nman would lend me his jacket. Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.17,0:09:10.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Or pants... Ow. Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.34,0:09:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wash 'em before you return 'em! Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.31,0:09:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,(rat squeaks) Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.45,0:09:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,The treasure's in\Nthe crack of the ass, Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.28,0:09:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's close.\NI can smell it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.85,0:09:25.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I need one of you\Nin front of me Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.82,0:09:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,and one of you behind me\Nat all times, Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.46,0:09:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,in case there are booby traps. Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.32,0:09:32.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Booby, booby, booby, booby.\NBooby, booby,\Nbooby, booby, booby. Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.06,0:09:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Sph! Sph!\NZip it! Zip it! Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.16,0:09:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Nice try, Caffrey. Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.07,0:09:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Would one of you be a lamb\Nand pull that string? Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.34,0:09:43.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Oop.\NOh. Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.14,0:09:44.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It was nothing.\NWas nothing. Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.84,0:09:46.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that was probably more\Nmenacing back in the day. Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.87,0:09:48.44,Default,,0,0,0,,This thing's stuck. Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.44,0:09:50.80,Default,,0,0,0,,What should we do now,\NJimmy Jr? You're smart. Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.81,0:09:53.27,Default,,0,0,0,,While you guys keep on\Nblabbity blabbity blabbity Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.28,0:09:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,blabbity blabbity,\NI'm getting outta here. Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.88,0:09:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Yeah. You go. Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.18,0:09:58.85,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.85,0:10:00.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, J-Ju.\NSaddle up! Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.39,0:10:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I mean, hell yeah! Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.66,0:10:05.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's do it to this!\NNo! Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.29,0:10:07.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I mean let's all go!\NCome on, Gene! Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.90,0:10:09.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I just got comfortable. Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.30,0:10:11.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It took me five minutes\Nto cross my legs. Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.60,0:10:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Now!\N(whimpers) Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.14,0:10:18.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh. I'm okay. Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.21,0:10:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,He's gone. Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.68,0:10:23.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought Jimmy Jr. and I\Nwould have a romantic night Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.61,0:10:27.27,Default,,0,0,0,,in the sewer together,\Nlike Fabrizio and Fay. Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.28,0:10:30.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, honey, it's pretty obvious\NJimmy Jr.'s not into you. Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.18,0:10:32.88,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm usually not that good\Nat picking up on vibes. Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.89,0:10:34.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you know Mom and Dad\Nwere a thing? Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.86,0:10:36.19,Default,,0,0,0,,(moans) Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.19,0:10:38.03,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE (echoing):\N{\i1}Damn it, Ollie!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.03,0:10:39.23,Default,,0,0,0,,ANDY:\NI'm Andy.\NLOUISE:\N{\i1}Damn it, Andy!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.23,0:10:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, which way did you go? Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.16,0:10:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\N{\i1}Oh, you can't tell?{\i0}\N{\i1}That's too bad!{\i0} Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.63,0:10:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't follow me! Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.17,0:10:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd just fall into\Nevery single booby trap Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.84,0:10:49.27,Default,,0,0,0,,that has ever... Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.27,0:10:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,(Louise screams) Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.54,0:10:54.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Every single trap\Nthat's ever been what? Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.01,0:10:56.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm. Silent treatment.\NKind of weird Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.28,0:10:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,to start in the middle of\Na sentence, but whatever. Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.45,0:11:00.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my God, Bobby, Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.01,0:11:02.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope we find the kids\Nbefore they hurt themselves. Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.72,0:11:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, oh. Quit poking me\Nwith that thing. Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.45,0:11:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.\NI can't help it. Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.19,0:11:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand--\Nwhy is it still here? Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.12,0:11:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...\NI may have slipped Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.22,0:11:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,a penis pill\Ninto your casserole. Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.16,0:11:13.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Surprise. Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.23,0:11:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Wh-Why? Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.70,0:11:16.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes you want to ride\Na roller coaster twice Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.90,0:11:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,and you don't want\Nto wait in line. Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.67,0:11:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,That's crazy. Where...\Nwhere'd you get it? Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.27,0:11:21.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Ginger. Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.30,0:11:23.10,Default,,0,0,0,,She does it with Tony\Nall the time. Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.10,0:11:24.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be edgy\Nlike them. Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.47,0:11:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Pill-popping\Nsex freaks. Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.84,0:11:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, what am I supposed\Nto do with this now? Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.94,0:11:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That thing made the kids;\Nmaybe it can find them. Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.98,0:11:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Where are they?\NYou know, come on,\Nget out of there. Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.31,0:11:33.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. Where are they?\NShow me, girl. Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.48,0:11:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Why is\Nit a girl? Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.22,0:11:37.42,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause it's a pretty brunette,\Nlike Catherine Zeta-Jones. Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.15,0:11:40.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap. Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.12,0:11:41.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Andy! Ollie! Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.86,0:11:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Go get help! Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.16,0:11:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,We're on it! Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.33,0:11:45.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Montgomery, Harrisburg, Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.63,0:11:46.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Las Vegas! Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.96,0:11:48.32,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not a capital! Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.33,0:11:50.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NI couldn't hear you. Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.10,0:11:52.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Las Vegas is not a capital\Nof Nevada. Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.27,0:11:53.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't say Las Vegas. Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.67,0:11:56.11,Default,,0,0,0,,What'd you say?\NOh, just go! Go! Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.37,0:11:59.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell anyone. Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.27,0:12:01.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Nothing to get\Nfreaked out about. Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.31,0:12:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,My arm's not stuck\Nin a crevice, Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.14,0:12:05.77,Default,,0,0,0,,so I don't need to cut it off\Nlike that impatient idiot. Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.35,0:12:08.72,Default,,0,0,0,,(screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.72,0:12:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I just cannot stop Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.69,0:12:13.49,Default,,0,0,0,,banging things\Ndown here. Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.49,0:12:15.73,Default,,0,0,0,,The acoustics\Nare great. Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.72,0:12:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, what\Nsong is this? Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.79,0:12:19.72,Default,,0,0,0,,"Aqua Boogie" by P-Funk? Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.73,0:12:21.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Wow. Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.96,0:12:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey. Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.30,0:12:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you. Tough guy! Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.97,0:12:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You want a piece of me? Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.81,0:12:33.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Sticky. Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.51,0:12:35.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you made of taffy? Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.48,0:12:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh. Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.81,0:12:40.61,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go. Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.62,0:12:42.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Not so scary,\Nhuh, Taff? Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.55,0:12:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just you and me now--\Na girl and her taffy giant. Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.12,0:12:46.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Classic. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.72,0:12:48.55,Default,,0,0,0,,(echoing):\NLouise! Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.56,0:12:49.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice echo. Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.89,0:12:51.65,Default,,0,0,0,,When I say Gene, you say Gene. Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.66,0:12:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,(echoing):\NGene! Gene! Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.83,0:12:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NGene? Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.36,0:12:56.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh. Is that what\Nmy voice sounds like? Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.86,0:12:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NKids, where are you? Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.17,0:12:59.27,Default,,0,0,0,,We're down here. Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.27,0:13:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you find us? Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.94,0:13:02.31,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NBecause...\Nwe're your parents Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.30,0:13:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,and we know everything. Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.67,0:13:05.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you read\Nmy diary? Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.44,0:13:06.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.81,0:13:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:\NAre you okay? Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.28,0:13:09.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Louise?\NI don't hear Louise. Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.68,0:13:11.31,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't know. Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.31,0:13:13.17,Default,,0,0,0,,She ditched us, and then\Nshe ditched us some more. Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.18,0:13:15.31,Default,,0,0,0,,It hurt even more\Nthe second time. Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.32,0:13:16.99,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NUh, did you take\Nthis elevator down? Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.98,0:13:18.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but then\Nwe broke it. Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.49,0:13:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we'll just jump\Ndown to the top Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.32,0:13:22.68,Default,,0,0,0,,and figure it out\Nfrom there. Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.73,0:13:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,(both groaning) Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.03,0:13:28.67,Default,,0,0,0,,We figured it out. Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.66,0:13:29.99,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)\NYou okay? Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.00,0:13:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,How's your penis?\NIt's okay. Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.83,0:13:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Mine's a nightmare,\Nif anyone's wondering. Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.00,0:13:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,(strained grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.21,0:13:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Taff, you're not helping. Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.37,0:13:42.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Squishy bastard. Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.11,0:13:44.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Is everyone around me useless? Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.21,0:13:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to do everything? Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.85,0:13:49.85,Default,,0,0,0,,(chuckling):\NOkay, I see. Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.85,0:13:53.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Another Taff tantrum,\Nright on schedule. Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.02,0:13:55.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Big news-- Taff is upset! Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.46,0:13:58.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody gather round! Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.13,0:14:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Taff. Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.66,0:14:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't mean it. Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.16,0:14:04.52,Default,,0,0,0,,You said things, I said things. Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.53,0:14:06.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Friends? Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.10,0:14:08.61,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.11,0:14:18.18,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.95,0:14:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA (echoing):\NLouise! Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.52,0:14:27.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe you\Nsnuck out, and I... Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.32,0:14:29.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I still don't understand\Nwhy you guys split up. Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.39,0:14:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,She went to find the\Ntreasure by herself Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.23,0:14:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,because we're\N"a burden." Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.96,0:14:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, what did I tell you\Nabout finger quotes? Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.13,0:14:36.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Not to "do" them. Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.66,0:14:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,But ironic detachment\Nis great. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.27,0:14:40.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing means anything! Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.10,0:14:41.19,Default,,0,0,0,,JIMMY JR.:\NHey, up here! Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.20,0:14:42.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Who the hell\Nis that? Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.87,0:14:44.31,Default,,0,0,0,,We went to get help. Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.31,0:14:45.94,Default,,0,0,0,,(groans)\NI got more blood in my head Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.94,0:14:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,than a skeeter on a peter. Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.54,0:14:49.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.\NYou really do. Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.78,0:14:51.55,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, hang on a...\NI'll get you guys down. Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.55,0:14:53.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy, you're\Nlooking well. Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.18,0:14:54.72,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been fine. Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.72,0:14:56.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, where's Louise? Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.32,0:14:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's why I ditched\Nmy brother and sister. Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.22,0:15:03.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't look at me with your\Njudgmental, hollow eyeholes. Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.19,0:15:05.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.56,0:15:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene and Tina were a liability. Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.16,0:15:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a treasure hunt! Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.70,0:15:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a professional\Noperation! Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.36,0:15:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You would have left them, too. Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.27,0:15:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you weren't there,\Nwere you? Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.17,0:15:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If they're so great, how come\Nthey haven't found me yet? Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.54,0:15:18.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Huh? Huh?! Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.87,0:15:20.10,Default,,0,0,0,,GENE and TINA:\NLouise!\N(gasps) Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.11,0:15:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Down here! Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.78,0:15:23.28,Default,,0,0,0,,(stammers, groans) Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.28,0:15:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't, don't, don't, don't! Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.31,0:15:26.14,Default,,0,0,0,,No one likes an I-told-you-so. Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.15,0:15:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thank God. Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.45,0:15:29.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll get you out, baby! Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.22,0:15:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you all right,\NLouise? Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.82,0:15:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We're fine!\NWho's "we"? Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.22,0:15:33.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Me and Taff! Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.89,0:15:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's just call\Nthe fire department, right? Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.82,0:15:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no service. Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.19,0:15:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate this\Nfreaking phone, Bobby. Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.96,0:15:40.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Lin, we're underground.\NYou can't blame the phone. Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.53,0:15:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What, do you work\Nfor the phone company now? Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.33,0:15:43.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob's Phone Company? Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.63,0:15:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,What, are you\Ngoing to beat me up? Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.27,0:15:47.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Get me out of here! Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.17,0:15:49.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Louise.\NYeah, sorry.\NI have a cheap phone, Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.17,0:15:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,so you're going to have\Nto stay in there Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.14,0:15:53.34,Default,,0,0,0,,for the rest of your life.\NYour mother was arguing\Nabout the phone. Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.64,0:15:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I did a walk-through. Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.38,0:15:58.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I did it twice. Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.55,0:16:00.55,Default,,0,0,0,,We're good. Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.55,0:16:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NGet me out of here! Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.28,0:16:04.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Louise, calm down. Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.32,0:16:05.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen,\Nyou're not in any danger. Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.82,0:16:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,(rumbling, rattling) Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.12,0:16:09.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that? Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.16,0:16:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no.\NNo, no, no, no! Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.49,0:16:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.\NMaybe it's an earthquake. Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.13,0:16:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe the neighbors are just\Nmoving furniture around. Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.83,0:16:18.03,Default,,0,0,0,,We should\Nprobably pray. Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.03,0:16:21.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, dear God, this\Nis Tina from school. Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.14,0:16:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I just peed\NAndy's pants. Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.04,0:16:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Warm, warm, warm, cold. Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.14,0:16:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,(all screaming) Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.18,0:16:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap.\NThey started the demolition! Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.31,0:16:35.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, so my friend had\Na three-bean salad party, Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.35,0:16:36.82,Default,,0,0,0,,but it was bring your own bean. Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.82,0:16:38.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Who does that? Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.22,0:16:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, Louise! Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.69,0:16:41.99,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to get you out! Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.99,0:16:43.23,Default,,0,0,0,,How are we going\Nto get her out? Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.22,0:16:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we should\Nsmoke her out. Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.96,0:16:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, are you sure\Nthere isn't something Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.33,0:16:48.13,Default,,0,0,0,,down there you can use\Nto climb out? Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.13,0:16:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NOh, wait! Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.20,0:16:51.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's a\Ngrappling hook! Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.10,0:16:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, and here's\Nan escalator! Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.37,0:16:56.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly me!\NWe're about to\Ndie, Louise. Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.20,0:16:58.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you really want\Nyour last words to be sarcastic? Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.31,0:16:59.64,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE (sarcastically):\NNo! Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.64,0:17:01.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I got it-- let's all\Nspit in the pit. Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.61,0:17:03.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Then she can\Nswim to safety. Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.21,0:17:04.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, J-Ju?\N(rumbling) Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.98,0:17:07.22,Default,,0,0,0,,We're all gonna die! Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.28,0:17:10.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Stupid book. Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.72,0:17:12.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sick of acting\Nlike a dumb, Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.35,0:17:14.21,Default,,0,0,0,,helpless girl\Njust so a hot boy Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.22,0:17:16.15,Default,,0,0,0,,who dances his feelings\Nwill notice me. Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.16,0:17:17.36,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not who I am. Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.36,0:17:19.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a smart, strong,\Nsensual woman. Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.23,0:17:20.60,Default,,0,0,0,,BOB:\NOh, God. Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.59,0:17:21.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, here's how\Nwe'll get Louise out. Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.86,0:17:23.32,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll make a ladder. Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.33,0:17:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone,\Nlock your arms like this. Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.37,0:17:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,The person underneath\Nputs their legs through, Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.94,0:17:30.27,Default,,0,0,0,,and you use your core strength\Nto do the work. Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.27,0:17:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, my core\Nis super ticklish, so... Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.01,0:17:35.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know, Tina.\NTINA:\NNo, it'll work. Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.11,0:17:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw Jimmy Jr. and Zeke\Ndo it in wrestling practice. Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.18,0:17:40.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, those practices\Nare closed! Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.01,0:17:41.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm aware of that, Zeke. Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.52,0:17:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the reason they're closed.\N(rumbling) Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.62,0:17:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, let's try it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.12,0:17:47.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, grab Gene's hands. Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.22,0:17:49.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't reach them! Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.79,0:17:55.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody say anything--\NLouise looks really different. Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.03,0:17:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,What is that? Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.37,0:18:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Taff. Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.70,0:18:02.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a booby trap Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.04,0:18:03.14,Default,,0,0,0,,that became\Nmuch more than that. Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.14,0:18:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,(rumbling) Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.44,0:18:06.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody run! Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.81,0:18:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is Taff\Nstuck on Dad? Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.38,0:18:12.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, sometimes, when a man\Nloves a woman very much... Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.68,0:18:15.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap. Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.35,0:18:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Dead end? Ugh. Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.78,0:18:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm going to die, Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.35,0:18:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to play "Aqua Boogie"\None last time. Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.29,0:18:23.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Hiyah! Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.02,0:18:24.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene, not now. Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.66,0:18:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. That sounds hollow. Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.99,0:18:29.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Hit it again, Gene,\Nharder. Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.60,0:18:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Daylight! Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.20,0:18:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody, through here. Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.67,0:18:38.21,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)\NWe made it. Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.21,0:18:39.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We're safe.\N(cheering) Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.87,0:18:41.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, lots of people\Nout here. Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.48,0:18:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. Your sex night took\Na weird turn, huh, Bobby? Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.28,0:18:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,(groans) Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.35,0:18:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Daddy! Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.65,0:18:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Andy? Ollie? Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.29,0:18:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I thought you guys\Nwere with your mother. Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.65,0:18:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You came for us! Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.12,0:18:55.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just here\Nto watch the demolition. Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.69,0:18:58.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, I mean, yes,\NI came for you. Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.23,0:19:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a great father. Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.46,0:19:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(boys grunting) Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.96,0:19:03.32,Default,,0,0,0,,All right,\Noff, off, off, off, off. Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.33,0:19:04.63,Default,,0,0,0,,You're wrinkling my belt. Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.63,0:19:06.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what, Tina? Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.27,0:19:08.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Strong girls are hot. Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.27,0:19:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Put it on a T-shirt,\NJimmy Jr. Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.14,0:19:12.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want\Nto hear it. Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.34,0:19:15.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Just when I think I'm out, Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.88,0:19:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,those cheeks pull me\Nright back in. Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.78,0:19:20.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Get off me, you wuss. Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.68,0:19:22.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, looks like\Nyou finally Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.35,0:19:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,got the starch out\Nof your shirt. Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.32,0:19:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Finally. Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.69,0:19:27.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, what a waste. Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.22,0:19:29.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we'll try\Nit next Sunday. Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.16,0:19:30.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't\Ndrug me again. Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.36,0:19:32.96,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll see. Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.96,0:19:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, Gene,\NTaff made me realize Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.36,0:19:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a little hard\Non you two. Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.27,0:19:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I said you were\Nuseless dead weight, Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.50,0:19:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,but I was so wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.17,0:19:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, you got me out\Nof that booby trap. Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.87,0:19:47.97,Default,,0,0,0,,And Gene, you actually\Nbanged us to freedom. Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.98,0:19:49.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't take all the credit. Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.48,0:19:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to thank this brick\Nand Questlove. Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.98,0:19:53.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I was mean\Nto you guys. Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.85,0:19:55.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh, I just figured you\Nwere having female troubles. Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.98,0:19:57.51,Default,,0,0,0,,(whispering):\NWhat are female troubles? Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.52,0:19:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you, too,\NLouise. Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.12,0:20:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw. Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.12,0:20:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And, Taff, what are the words? Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.32,0:20:04.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you. Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.46,0:20:06.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You're going to live\Nwith me now. Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.26,0:20:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not taking that\Nfilthy thing home. Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.00,0:20:09.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, you're right. Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.86,0:20:14.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess there\Nwasn't any treasure. Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.10,0:20:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This butt was just a joke\Nafter all. Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.50,0:20:17.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe the journey\Nwas the treasure. Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.87,0:20:19.10,Default,,0,0,0,,(blows raspberries) Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.11,0:20:21.14,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Teddy was right Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.14,0:20:22.64,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ About the treasure Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.64,0:20:26.44,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ In the butt Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.45,0:20:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The next day you will see Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.45,0:20:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Taff is washed up\Non the beach ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.22,0:20:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ And oh, my God,\Nis that a gold bar? ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.66,0:20:40.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The wave just\Nwashed him out far ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.13,0:20:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ The kids didn't look\Nclose enough ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.50,0:20:45.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ In the taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.13,0:20:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ You have a taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.67,0:20:52.31,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ There's treasure\Nin that butt ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.31,0:20:55.14,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ I want that taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.14,0:20:57.10,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ay yi yi yi yi Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.11,0:20:59.11,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.11,0:21:02.17,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ It's such a taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.18,0:21:06.18,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ There's gold there\Nin that butt ♪ Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.19,0:21:08.86,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Give me some taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.86,0:21:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ay yi yi yi yi Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.13,0:21:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.16,0:21:17.69,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Oh, I want the taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.70,0:21:20.27,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Give me, give me Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.27,0:21:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Give me some taffy butt Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.20,0:21:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Ay yi yi yi yi.