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Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.16,0:00:10.22,Default,,0,0,0,,(dog barks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.47,0:00:14.97,Default,,0,0,0,,(tires screech)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.11,0:00:23.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everyone,\NI hope you've all chosen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.01,0:00:25.44,Default,,0,0,0,,your lab partners wisely.\NI have.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.45,0:00:27.99,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll notice a mixture in front\Nof you on the Bunsen burner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.98,0:00:29.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Buns... sen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.95,0:00:31.65,Default,,0,0,0,,This mixture\Nis the most powerful
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.65,0:00:33.71,Default,,0,0,0,,love potion known to man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.72,0:00:36.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever you do, don't drink it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.06,0:00:38.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy Junior, no!\NIt will make you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.13,0:00:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,want to touch\Neach other's butts!\NToo late.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.33,0:00:42.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need a love potion\Nto want to do that stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.96,0:00:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,with you.\N(glass shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,MISS JACOBSON:\NChad doesn't have a partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:51.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe he can join you.\N(moans)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,The more the merrier.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.14,0:00:58.21,Default,,0,0,0,,(moans)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.61,0:01:02.94,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA: {\i1}Kids...!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.95,0:01:05.78,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA: Time for breakfast!\NDamn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.79,0:01:08.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of a maniac\Nwakes up an hour early
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.02,0:01:09.72,Default,,0,0,0,,to write erotic fan fiction?\NMe.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.72,0:01:12.52,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE: Are there any shows\Nor movies left in the world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.53,0:01:14.73,Default,,0,0,0,,that you haven't perved up?\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.73,0:01:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why I've started\Nwriting erotic friend fiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.17,0:01:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Using people at scl\Nand zombies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.20,0:01:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Do the janitr\Nand the vice princi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:23.27,Default,,0,0,0,,I think they'd have\Nbeautiful children.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.27,0:01:25.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I did and they don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.04,0:01:29.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Good morning, my little late\Nbird. What's with the vest?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.31,0:01:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my Welcome Wagon vest.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.01,0:01:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm showing a new girl\Naround school today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.12,0:01:36.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Bob, this is\Nwhat we're seeing tonight!\NUgh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.52,0:01:38.19,Default,,0,0,0,,COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: {\i1}Experience{\i0}\N{\i1}patty cake like never before.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.19,0:01:40.39,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Cake. The{\i0} New York Times {\i1}say,{\i0}\N{\i1}"Cake makes everything{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.39,0:01:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}we've been doing{\i0}\N{\i1}with our hands obsolete."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.29,0:01:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This week at the{\i0}\N{\i1}Wharf Arts Center.{\i0}\N{\i1}War Farts!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.99,0:01:47.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. What a must-miss.\NNo kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.06,0:01:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop it. We're going.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.20,0:01:52.07,Default,,0,0,0,,(chanting): Let's get to Cake\Nas fast as we can! Ah!\NBOB: Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.63,0:01:55.63,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the cafeteria,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.64,0:01:57.61,Default,,0,0,0,,and there's the\NCafeteria Lady. Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.61,0:01:59.34,Default,,0,0,0,,(heavy thud)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.34,0:02:00.93,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's our American flag...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.94,0:02:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, no offense,\Nbut this tour
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.68,0:02:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,is giving me a snore-gasm.\NShow me something good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.45,0:02:08.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, there's a typo on the\Nlunch menu. It says "browie."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.68,0:02:10.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously, what do you\Ndo for fun around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.69,0:02:13.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I think there's more on the Tina\Ntour than you're showing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.05,0:02:16.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. There is one place\NI like to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.02,0:02:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,TAMMY: What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,TINA: The boys' locker room. You\Ncan only see up to their ankles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.13,0:02:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you just go around looking\Nthrough random holes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.40,0:02:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but not anymore. Now I\Njust look through this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.97,0:02:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are Jimmy Junior's feet.\NI can tell by the way he walks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.04,0:02:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So confident, but still\Nfiguring things out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.04,0:02:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,ZEKE: Ha! (chuckles)\NJIMMY JR.: No, Zeke!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.67,0:02:34.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Skid marks. (chuckles)\NThat's not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.98,0:02:37.61,Default,,0,0,0,,They're stripes.\NSmelly stripes. (chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.61,0:02:39.97,Default,,0,0,0,,ZEKE: Phew, you stink!\NTAMMY: Okay, and who is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.98,0:02:43.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Zeke.\NHe's got some hyper\Nin his diaper.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.02,0:02:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to see what\Nthat shin bone's connected to.\NTammy, don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.79,0:02:48.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone might see us.\NMAN:\NHey, what's going on in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.99,0:02:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Coach Blevins.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.16,0:02:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(Tina groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.96,0:02:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\NI got detention.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.13,0:02:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,It's no big deal, Tina.\NDon't have a crap attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.80,0:02:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Sucks they give you detention\Nfor wrestling in the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.37,0:03:02.84,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this, Nicaragua?\NYeah, this school's\Nlame, right, Zeke?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.84,0:03:04.44,Default,,0,0,0,,(Zeke scoffs)\NThat's Jimmy Junior and Zeke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.44,0:03:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The feet from the locker room.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.04,0:03:08.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm, manimal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.14,0:03:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Introduce me, okay?\N(smacks lips)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.15,0:03:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.\NOh. Mmuh, mm....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.95,0:03:16.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey Jimmy Junior! Zeke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.15,0:03:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Tammy.\NShe's new at scho.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.65,0:03:20.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, (giggles) What's...\NHi, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.02,0:03:22.02,Default,,0,0,0,,My loog.\N(hacks, then spits)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.12,0:03:25.89,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunts)\NYou like that, baby?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.89,0:03:27.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NNice loogie, Zeke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.96,0:03:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Jimmy Junior,\Nlook at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.13,0:03:31.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(hacking, chokes,\Ncoughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.97,0:03:33.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.50,0:03:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina! Where the hell\Nhave you been?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.34,0:03:39.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you fall in something\Nshiny on your lips?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.64,0:03:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mm. (smacks lips)\NStrawberry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.54,0:03:44.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I got detention.\NOTHERS: Detention?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.98,0:03:46.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?\NI can't believe this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.85,0:03:49.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Detention is no big deal, Mom.\NDon't have a crap attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.32,0:03:51.96,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.95,0:03:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,A crap attack.\NDon't have one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.96,0:03:58.06,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps) Don't you tell me\Nnot to have a crap attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.06,0:04:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have a crap attack any time\NI want! Now, go to your room!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.00,0:04:02.53,Default,,0,0,0,,This is such a snore-gasm.\N(exhales)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.53,0:04:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hl\Nwas that ab?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.37,0:04:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it? Yeah.\NA crap attack?\NI don't know. Do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.00,0:04:09.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't look at me.\NWell, you're the one\Nthat wanted to have one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.54,0:04:13.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one that sent her\Nto her room for saying it.\NI don't know what
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.14,0:04:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,these kids are saying.\NDon't have a crap attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.71,0:04:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing and screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.94,0:04:18.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice, Bob. Nice.\N(giggles)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.78,0:04:23.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe\NTina got detention.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.79,0:04:26.19,Default,,0,0,0,,She's changing, Bobby.\NTina's turning into a teen.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.19,0:04:29.36,Default,,0,0,0,,You've lost her, Mom. Time to\Nfocus on your good daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.36,0:04:31.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Gene.\NI'm pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.03,0:04:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, maybe you're\Noverreacting, Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.16,0:04:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, you did have\Na crap attack.\NHa...!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.80,0:04:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,She's supposed to baby-sit\Ntonight while we're at Cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.03,0:04:40.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Can we even trust her now?\NThat's a good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.20,0:04:42.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we should stay home.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.30,0:04:44.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Please?\NWe're not skipping Cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.04,0:04:46.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, fine. But I'm gonna\Ncomplain the whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.14,0:04:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.01,0:04:54.31,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the baddest girl\Nin detention, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.32,0:04:58.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me about it, stud.\N(giggles) I'm a stud.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.02,0:05:00.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm an idiot.\NI know, Zeke.\NDon't talk anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.32,0:05:02.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy, spill that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.16,0:05:04.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy Junior, mop that up\Nwith your pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.13,0:05:06.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.\NLINDA: {\i1}Tina!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.06,0:05:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,We're waiting for you!\N(big sigh)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.53,0:05:12.86,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to go over some ground\Nrules for tonight, Miss Mouthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.87,0:05:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No boys, no parties,\Nno summoning spirits
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.04,0:05:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,or switching bodies,\Nand no filling the house
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.04,0:05:20.18,Default,,0,0,0,,with soap bubbles.\NYou hear me, Tina?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.18,0:05:22.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I wear glasses,\Nnot hearing aids, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.88,0:05:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Ho!\NWell, I don't wear a hearing aid\Neither, so I didn't hear that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.88,0:05:29.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Haw!\NWell, good night.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.48,0:05:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing with\Nthe emergency cell phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.69,0:05:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Texting my friend Tammy.\NThat'll cost a fortune!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.52,0:05:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a terrible data plan!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.06,0:05:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy wants to come over.\NI texted back a smiley face.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.20,0:05:42.30,Default,,0,0,0,,She texted back some letters\NI don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.30,0:05:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I think she's coming over.\NOh, my God, is she\Nor isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.63,0:05:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't wait to ha...\N(snores)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:51.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Louise, wake up, Louise!\N(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.01,0:06:01.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.19,0:06:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.13,0:06:15.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Cute room. I used to have one\Nof these. I cut its mane off.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.13,0:06:17.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet that looked cool.\NI'm totally going to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.80,0:06:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,(whispers):\NNo, I won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.17,0:06:21.10,Default,,0,0,0,,This is like\Nwatching two monkeys
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.10,0:06:23.93,Default,,0,0,0,,at the puberty zoo.\NWhat's wrong\Nwith her face?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.94,0:06:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like she needs\Na flu shot in her eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.47,0:06:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?\NIt's my erotic\Nfriend fiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.11,0:06:32.27,Default,,0,0,0,,"Tina reached towards\NJimmy Junior's butt:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.28,0:06:36.39,Default,,0,0,0,,'Your lips say no but your butt\Nsays yes.'" This is hilarious!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.38,0:06:39.18,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not meant to be hilarious.\NIt's supposed to be erotic.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.19,0:06:42.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you don't understand it.\NOh, I understand.\NAnd I'm into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.62,0:06:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But never let\NJimmy Junior see this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.96,0:06:48.03,Default,,0,0,0,,He'd be weirded out and\Nhe'd never talk to you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.03,0:06:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?\NOh, my God, there's\Na little drawing here
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.00,0:06:53.30,Default,,0,0,0,,of Jimmy Junior's butt.\N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.30,0:06:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,(farts) Wha...?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.54,0:06:58.51,Default,,0,0,0,,What just happened?\NI think Tammy laugh-farted.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.51,0:06:59.68,Default,,0,0,0,,That really smells, Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.67,0:07:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I didn't fart, you did!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.01,0:07:02.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.88,0:07:06.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, if you're gonna be\Nloud, you gotta be proud!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.15,0:07:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, since you're\Nsuch a good writer,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.78,0:07:11.98,Default,,0,0,0,,how about texting Zeke and Jimmy\NJunior and inviting them over?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.99,0:07:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I need a Zeke peek.\NI'm not allowed\Nto have boys over.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.79,0:07:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,(groans) Come on, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.49,0:07:18.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring your friend fiction\Nto life.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.56,0:07:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh...\NCome on, do it, do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.00,0:07:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Do it, Do it.\NGood.\NOkay, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.06,0:07:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell them to get\Ntheir butts over here.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.17,0:07:26.97,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you do an\Nemoticon for butt?\NThree.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.97,0:07:28.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Three... three...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.47,0:07:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I hope you got\Na jar to pee in, Gene.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.87,0:07:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna be\Nin here a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.87,0:07:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got Tina's rain boot.\NOkay. I'll take the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.38,0:07:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,(rhythmic clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.38,0:07:46.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't her hair cute?\NI did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.05,0:07:49.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I look just like Tammy?\NThis is Tina talking, not Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.66,0:07:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, I know who you are.\NOh, 'cause I look like Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.99,0:07:56.02,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not really.\NWhen I'm 14, I'm gonna\Nshave my head bald.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.03,0:07:58.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys want to play truth\Nor dare?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.03,0:08:01.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Great, good. I dare us all\Nto drink this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.14,0:08:03.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Margarita Mix!\NThe heavy stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.64,0:08:05.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool.\NThat's my mom's!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.34,0:08:08.98,Default,,0,0,0,,I know, I took a little booze\Ncruise through your living room.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.98,0:08:11.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Does margarita mix\Nhave alcohol in it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.21,0:08:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,No. Mom uses it to fill\Nthe humming bird feeder.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.95,0:08:17.99,Default,,0,0,0,,(gulps) Oh, my God,\NI totally feel it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.99,0:08:20.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo! Come on now,\Nlet's kick on some tunes!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.96,0:08:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to hear some FM, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.69,0:08:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(grunting)\NYou're disgusting. Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.96,0:08:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoo-hoo!\NOh, my God. I can't stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.70,0:08:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, girl! Come on!\NI can't stop! I can't stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.33,0:08:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm dancing!\NI'm dancing, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.03,0:08:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps) My porcelain horse,\NHorselain!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.84,0:08:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Leg's broke.\NWe gotta shoot it.\NSorry, Horselain.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.51,0:08:41.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's shift into\Nafter-party mode.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.51,0:08:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,(turns off radio)\NOkay, after party is over.\NTime to go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.95,0:08:46.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Tina. We were just\Nstarting to have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.65,0:08:48.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I got to go anyway.\NMy dad's girlfriend
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.22,0:08:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,just had a baby\Nand she's nursin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.78,0:08:51.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to go check\Nthat stuff out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.85,0:08:54.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd check that out\Nwith you, Zeke.\NTINA: I'll walk you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.22,0:08:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, Tammy!\N(sighs) So lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.86,0:09:01.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Later, square bear.\NBye.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.36,0:09:04.46,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)\NLOUISE: Tina, Tina, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.47,0:09:06.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Or should we say Margaritina?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.97,0:09:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell Mom and Dad.\NOkay,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.04,0:09:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's gonna cost you.\N$10,000.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.44,0:09:15.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Or... you do all our chores\Nfor a month!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.04,0:09:16.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's better.\NThat's better.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.61,0:09:19.61,Default,,0,0,0,,First chore: rinse all the pee\Nout of these boots.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.61,0:09:21.24,Default,,0,0,0,,And this one\Nneeds plunging!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.12,0:09:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,LINDA:                       W!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.45,0:09:26.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.\NHow was Cake?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.22,0:09:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh...\NLoved it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.02,0:09:30.02,Default,,0,0,0,,It made me so hungry.\NNow, I'm craving cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.02,0:09:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Who wants to cake with me?\NGene?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.13,0:09:33.96,Default,,0,0,0,,No thanks. Ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.96,0:09:36.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you changed your hair.\NOr maybe her hair\Nchanged her.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.97,0:09:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ Dum dum dum.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.87,0:09:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing sweet in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.20,0:09:41.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I'll have a drink instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.94,0:09:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,No!\NNo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.11,0:09:46.71,Default,,0,0,0,,What's gotten into you,\NLittle Miss Mommy Can't Drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.71,0:09:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You did hit those\NSambucas pretty hard
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.94,0:09:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,during intermission, Lin.\NHey! If they didn't want\Nyou to pound 'em down,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.31,0:09:53.14,Default,,0,0,0,,they'd give you more than\Nten minutes, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.15,0:09:55.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you are drunk, Mom.\NNo, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.65,0:09:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, 'cause you're yelling.\NI'm talking normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.45,0:10:00.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm.\NMommy doesn't get drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.36,0:10:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She just has fun. Crackers,\Nwhere's the crackers?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.79,0:10:04.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You're coming to bed\Nwith me. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.53,0:10:05.86,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs with relief)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.96,0:10:10.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Tina, since you\Ncrapped out last night,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.53,0:10:12.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I talked Zeke\Nand Jimmy Junior into
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.03,0:10:13.63,Default,,0,0,0,,cutting and going\Nto the mall.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.64,0:10:15.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Cutting what?\NCutting classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.94,0:10:17.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on. You owe me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.01,0:10:18.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Tammy.\NI don't want to cut.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.77,0:10:20.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you might\Nbe like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.78,0:10:23.51,Default,,0,0,0,,(gasps) That's my\Nerotic friend fiction!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.51,0:10:25.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-uh-uh. See,\Nthis stays with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.78,0:10:27.85,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you don't stop\Nacting like a prude-a-bega
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.85,0:10:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and come to the mall, I'm going\Nto give it to Jimmy Junior!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.79,0:10:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But you said if he ever saw it,\Nhe'd never talk to me again.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.66,0:10:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It's called a threat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.16,0:10:37.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. But I thought\Nwe were friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.03,0:10:40.73,Default,,0,0,0,,We are. That's why I'm making\Nyou go on a double date with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.73,0:10:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be such a boob punch.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.33,0:10:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.\NBut first,\Nlet's fix you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.33,0:10:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Glamsterdam.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.31,0:10:53.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Now we're ready\Nto go to the mall.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.98,0:10:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,OLLIE (screams):\NBathroom clowns!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.38,0:11:01.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't the mall so much better\Nthan being in school right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.52,0:11:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NHell, yeah!\NI guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.28,0:11:05.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy Junior, what do you\Nthink of Tina's new look?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.62,0:11:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Pretty trash-tastic, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.95,0:11:08.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I mean...\Nsort of.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.36,0:11:09.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Piercing booth!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.96,0:11:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Y'all do nips or scrotes?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.16,0:11:13.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, let's get\Nour tongues pierced!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.13,0:11:14.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I don't want to\Npierce my tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.53,0:11:16.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, you do.\NNo, I really don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.96,0:11:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Jimmy Junior,\Nyou can read, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.00,0:11:20.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.\NMr. School.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.80,0:11:22.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Not really.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.37,0:11:24.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine. I'll do it.\NBut I only have three dollars
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.51,0:11:27.14,Default,,0,0,0,,and a coupon for\Nmy dad's restaurant.\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.14,0:11:28.27,Default,,0,0,0,,What can we get for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.28,0:11:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I can give you\Ntemporary tattoos.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.78,0:11:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Temp tramp stamps!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.98,0:11:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Tina?\NShe should be doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.15,0:11:37.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so tired of\Nbeing hurt by her.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.55,0:11:39.35,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a bunch of grown-ups\Nplaying patty-cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.35,0:11:41.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't get it, Bob.\NThen you don't get me, Teddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.29,0:11:42.73,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't get me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.72,0:11:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, he's been\Nslapping everything
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.13,0:11:45.40,Default,,0,0,0,,since we got back\Nfrom that show.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.39,0:11:47.02,Default,,0,0,0,,It's called "caking," Lin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.03,0:11:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You know. You were there.\NNo, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.50,0:11:50.07,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I fell asleep.\NCome on. Do it with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.06,0:11:52.09,Default,,0,0,0,,No! My hands still hurt\Nfrom yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.10,0:11:54.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Teddy? How about you?\NPut up your hands.\NNo, thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.47,0:11:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I just kind of want to\Ncake with somebody!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.30,0:11:58.13,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.14,0:12:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.14,0:12:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like it,\NI don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.81,0:12:03.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!\NKeep your hands up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.38,0:12:05.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like it!\NI don't like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.48,0:12:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep 'em up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.48,0:12:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Just stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.88,0:12:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Just stop, Bob.\NI don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.88,0:12:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't lower your hands, Teddy!\NYou're scaring him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.45,0:12:13.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh...\NHe's crying.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.99,0:12:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not fun for everyone, Bob.\N(bell on door chimes)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.49,0:12:18.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina! You're late!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.69,0:12:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't get detention\Nagain, did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.16,0:12:22.06,Default,,0,0,0,,No. I'm just late, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.06,0:12:23.49,Default,,0,0,0,,What is all that goop\Non your face?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.50,0:12:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And why are you\Nshowing so much skin?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.00,0:12:26.84,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.97,0:12:30.84,Default,,0,0,0,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.84,0:12:32.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a dinosaur\Nover your tar pit?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.97,0:12:35.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go.\NWhat? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.11,0:12:38.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you want us to tell Mom and\NDad about your margarita party?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.18,0:12:39.48,Default,,0,0,0,,And your new tat?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.48,0:12:41.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh...\Nno, I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.88,0:12:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.55,0:12:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And when you're done here,\Nchange my litter box.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.39,0:12:47.52,Default,,0,0,0,,And don't tell Mom and Dad\Nabout my litter box.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.04,0:13:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina!\NThere you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.51,0:13:12.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I told Zeke and Jimmy Junior
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.98,0:13:14.55,Default,,0,0,0,,that we'd hang out\Nat the park tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.55,0:13:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,and you'd bring margaritas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.12,0:13:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,No, Tammy, I can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.32,0:13:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.12,0:13:21.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't you tell that Jimmy Junior\Nlikes the new you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.56,0:13:23.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I guess.\NThen why do you\Nkeep fighting it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.49,0:13:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I didn't have to\Nforce you have fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.53,0:13:27.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.\NYou know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.13,0:13:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see what happens\Nwhen we lose the glasses.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.96,0:13:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,They kind of make your face\Nlook like math class.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.47,0:13:33.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you?\NNo, math class is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.30,0:13:34.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.94,0:13:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,There we go.\NThat's so much better, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.87,0:13:39.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.51,0:13:47.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.85,0:13:48.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.88,0:13:51.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow.\NTina?\NTina?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.15,0:13:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell is going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.45,0:13:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't sneaking out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.55,0:13:55.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Try again!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.32,0:13:57.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Over here. Woo-hoo!\NWhat happened to your glasses?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.73,0:14:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And where were you going\Nwith my margarita mix?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.99,0:14:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just gonna meet\Nsome people at the park.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.80,0:14:03.47,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\N(phone buzzing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.46,0:14:05.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on.\NThe emergency phone's buzzing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.63,0:14:06.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"Where are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.93,0:14:10.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Who the hell is texting\Nthe emergency phone?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.04,0:14:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my friend Tammy.\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.84,0:14:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I just text her back?\NShe'll be really mad if I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.94,0:14:17.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No! You may not text\Nher back, or anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.18,0:14:19.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom! Stop being\Na boob punch.\NBoob punch?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.98,0:14:22.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Your mother's not being\Na boob punch, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.12,0:14:23.39,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it. You're grounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.38,0:14:26.65,Default,,0,0,0,,(Tina sighs, phone buzzes)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.65,0:14:28.35,Default,,0,0,0,,"Your three is grass."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.36,0:14:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.66,0:14:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. "Your ass is grass."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.46,0:14:33.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not funny.\NI didn't say it was funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.03,0:14:34.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I just said I figured it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.63,0:14:36.90,Default,,0,0,0,,(tap)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.10,0:14:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,(tap)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.37,0:14:43.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Why weren't you at the park?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.77,0:14:45.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked like an idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.04,0:14:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I got grounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.44,0:14:48.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You wrecked my chances\Nwith Zeke.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.14,0:14:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,That's actually good, Tammy.\NZeke's really gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.61,0:14:52.14,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't feel that way!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.15,0:14:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't give my journal\Nto Jimmy Junior.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.95,0:14:55.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I'm not.\NOh, good.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.15,0:14:57.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, no, I'm going to\Nread your freak fiction
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.52,0:15:00.96,Default,,0,0,0,,out loud to everyone\Ntomorrow during lunch.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.96,0:15:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.82,0:15:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It includes material that may\Nnot be suitable for all ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.13,0:15:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,(fakes crying):\NDon't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.73,0:15:08.73,Default,,0,0,0,,No one's going to hear\Nall the nasty details
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.73,0:15:10.07,Default,,0,0,0,,over the judgmental laughing!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.06,0:15:11.86,Default,,0,0,0,,You're going down, Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.87,0:15:13.27,Default,,0,0,0,,(moans)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.94,0:15:18.47,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Tina! Hurry up!{\i0}\N{\i1}You might be grounded,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.47,0:15:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,but you still got to go\Nto school, little lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.51,0:15:22.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, I have a fever.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.51,0:15:24.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It says you're done\Nif you're a pork loin.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.48,0:15:26.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Meat thermometer?\NWhat, are you new here?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.48,0:15:28.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's go, little piggy.\NOff to school!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.22,0:15:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't go to school today.\NWhy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.62,0:15:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Because.\NWhy?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.12,0:15:35.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Because Tammy stole\Nmy erotic friend fiction.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.19,0:15:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gonna read it out loud\Nduring lunch today.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.46,0:15:39.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's gonna laugh at me
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.06,0:15:41.06,Default,,0,0,0,,and think I'm a freak,\Nespecially Jimmy Junior.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.06,0:15:43.22,Default,,0,0,0,,(crying)\NAw...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.23,0:15:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that why you've been\Nacting so bad lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.70,0:15:47.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. She's blackmailing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.67,0:15:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Blackmail?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.10,0:15:50.93,Default,,0,0,0,,No one blackmails\Nour sister but us!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.94,0:15:53.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Messing with Tina\Nis a privilege, not a right.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.94,0:15:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, you two, scoot.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.01,0:15:56.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I need some\Nprivate time with Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.31,0:15:57.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.65,0:15:59.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy can't embarrass you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.15,0:16:00.72,Default,,0,0,0,,The only one who can\Nembarrass you is you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.72,0:16:02.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.18,0:16:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're a creative,\Nimaginative girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.15,0:16:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,You just be you,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.49,0:16:08.49,Default,,0,0,0,,and Tammy can go sit in syrup.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.49,0:16:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Let the bees get her.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.79,0:16:11.39,Default,,0,0,0,,What about Jimmy Junior?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.39,0:16:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He's into dancing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.13,0:16:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He probably likes the\Nartsy-fartsy girls like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.50,0:16:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you're right, Mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.76,0:16:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, of course I'm right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.97,0:16:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got nothing to\Nbe embarrassed about.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.50,0:16:20.97,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you do not.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.97,0:16:23.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to write\Nthe most erotic, graphic,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.34,0:16:25.01,Default,,0,0,0,,freakiest friend fiction ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.01,0:16:27.28,Default,,0,0,0,,All right!\NFreaky friend fiction!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.27,0:16:29.34,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm gonna read it\Nto the whole school myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.34,0:16:30.97,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the Tina I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.98,0:16:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mere.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.31,0:16:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ My little baby's back
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.81,0:16:35.38,Default,,0,0,0,,♪ My teeny Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.38,0:16:36.71,Default,,0,0,0,,She got a new skateboard.\N..she was so mean to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.72,0:16:38.15,Default,,0,0,0,,LOUISE:\NYeah, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.15,0:16:40.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Put on that pretty,\Npretty lipstick, Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.15,0:16:42.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Then kiss you ass\Ngoodbye with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.36,0:16:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! Unless you\Nlived inside of Mom,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.33,0:16:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,you can't mess with Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.99,0:16:47.99,Default,,0,0,0,,We're Belchers,\Nfrom the womb to the tomb!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.00,0:16:50.17,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to get that backpack
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.16,0:16:52.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and steal the journal\Nback from her.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.14,0:16:56.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.97,0:16:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Andy, can I take\Nyour backpack on a walk?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.77,0:17:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be back in two minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.21,0:17:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,My backpack's gonna\Nmiss your backpack.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.44,0:17:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll get through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.38,0:17:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, gotta frisk\Nyou for weapons.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.95,0:17:12.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh. You got brownie\Nall over me, jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.19,0:17:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,She's clean.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.82,0:17:15.68,Default,,0,0,0,,(toilet flushes)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.12,0:17:19.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, yikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.83,0:17:21.06,Default,,0,0,0,,Try some club soda.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.06,0:17:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, thanks so much.\NWas I talking to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.96,0:17:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing):\NI guess you weren't.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.27,0:17:25.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha ha ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.60,0:17:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Sucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.87,0:17:28.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I got the goods.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.44,0:17:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,On to the cafeteria\Nto save Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.54,0:17:32.44,Default,,0,0,0,,And get me another browie!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.44,0:17:34.48,Default,,0,0,0,,So Tina's rotten friend Tammy
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.48,0:17:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,threatened to read\NTina's private writing
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.94,0:17:37.77,Default,,0,0,0,,in front of the whole school.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.78,0:17:39.98,Default,,0,0,0,,But we had a talk, and\NTina's feeling better, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.98,0:17:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What'd you tell her?\NI told her\Nshe's very creative,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.98,0:17:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,and not to be embarrassed,\Nno matter what.\NWell, that's good advice.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.65,0:17:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. And then Tina\Nhad a great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.79,0:17:50.06,Default,,0,0,0,,She's gonna read\Nher erotic friend fiction
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.06,0:17:51.89,Default,,0,0,0,,out loud to\Nthe whole class herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.89,0:17:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina's gonna read her\Nerotic friend fiction
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.40,0:17:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,out loud at school?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.86,0:17:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a great idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.00,0:17:58.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh. When you say it like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.97,0:18:00.47,Default,,0,0,0,,it doesn't sound as good
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.47,0:18:01.94,Default,,0,0,0,,as when I said it with Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.94,0:18:03.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, 'cause\Nshe's gonna read...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.84,0:18:05.14,Default,,0,0,0,,BOTH:\N...erotic friend fiction\Nout loud at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.14,0:18:06.21,Default,,0,0,0,,out loud...\NLoud...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.21,0:18:07.51,Default,,0,0,0,,at school.\NAt school!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.51,0:18:09.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!\NWhat have I done?\NI'll drive.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.88,0:18:11.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Attention, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.68,0:18:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time for announcements.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.28,0:18:16.49,Default,,0,0,0,,The first one is from our\Nnew student, Tammy Larson.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.48,0:18:17.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Good afternoon, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.79,0:18:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,(clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.12,0:18:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like to\Npresent to you a...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.12,0:18:22.78,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.79,0:18:24.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Cool! Mom packed\Ntampons for lunch!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.99,0:18:26.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, share!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.06,0:18:28.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an announcement.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.73,0:18:31.10,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an erotic friend fiction\Nstory that I just wrote.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.10,0:18:33.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you like it,\Nbecause you're all in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.10,0:18:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,It's called "Buttloose."\NThis is even better.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.44,0:18:37.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina! Tina!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.30,0:18:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,We got your journal back from\Nyour best friend slash enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.34,0:18:41.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need it anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.68,0:18:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,(clears throat)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.98,0:18:44.11,Default,,0,0,0,,"It was lunch time at Wagstaff.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.15,0:18:48.48,Default,,0,0,0,,TINA:\N{\i1}Touching butts had been banned{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.48,0:18:50.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}by the horrible{\i0}\N{\i1}Headmaster Frond."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.12,0:18:52.89,Default,,0,0,0,,What?\NNo... no, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.89,0:18:55.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}"Suddenly, Tina Belcher{\i0}\N{\i1}appeared in the doorway.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.49,0:18:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}She knew what she had to do.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.99,0:18:58.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}She grabbed{\i0}\N{\i1}Jimmy Junior's butt,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.46,0:18:59.80,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and changed the world."{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.33,0:19:02.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Tina,\Nthat was a great story.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.96,0:19:04.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Now let's pass back the mike.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.70,0:19:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Everyone began to\Ntouch each other's butts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.00,0:19:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"Omar touched Jocelyn's butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.94,0:19:10.51,Default,,0,0,0,,"Chad the Zombie
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.50,0:19:11.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"touched the butt of that girl\Nwith the frosted hair
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.94,0:19:13.84,Default,,0,0,0,,from my art class.\NI think her name is Kristi."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.84,0:19:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Katie, and ew.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.71,0:19:17.35,Default,,0,0,0,,"Even the horrible\NHeadmaster Frond
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.34,0:19:19.44,Default,,0,0,0,,touched Ms. Jacobson's butt."\NWhat?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.45,0:19:21.35,Default,,0,0,0,,(stammering)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.35,0:19:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,TINA:\N{\i1}"Everyone touched{\i0}\N{\i1}each other's butts,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.62,0:19:25.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}and it was great."{\i0}\N{\i1}All right, come here.{\i0}\N{\i1}Come here, come here.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.95,0:19:26.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Come here.\NCome here,\Ncome over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.99,0:19:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,"And then Tammy came up\Nto Tina
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.86,0:19:30.63,Default,,0,0,0,,"and said,\N'Sorry for everything.'\NOkay...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.62,0:19:32.22,Default,,0,0,0,,"Tina said, 'That's okay. Let's\Ngo to the movies next week.'
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.23,0:19:34.23,Default,,0,0,0,,The End."\NLINDA:\NTina!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.23,0:19:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't read your friend fiction!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.93,0:19:37.53,Default,,0,0,0,,But I just finished it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.53,0:19:38.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a freak!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.97,0:19:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.10,0:19:45.36,Default,,0,0,0,,(farts loudly)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.37,0:19:47.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh.\NTammy farted!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.94,0:19:48.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.98,0:19:51.35,Default,,0,0,0,,My ears can smell it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.35,0:19:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Laugh fart, laugh fart!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.95,0:19:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Tammy made a blammy!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.18,0:19:56.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Ha ha ha! Gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.38,0:19:58.21,Default,,0,0,0,,No! It... I didn't do it.\NIt wasn't my butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.22,0:20:00.46,Default,,0,0,0,,(farts)\NThat wasn't me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.45,0:20:01.35,Default,,0,0,0,,(farting)\NNo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.36,0:20:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, ow, ow, ow.\NThat one hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.32,0:20:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That wasn't me!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.96,0:20:06.23,Default,,0,0,0,,(fading into distance):\NI didn't do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.23,0:20:07.96,Default,,0,0,0,,(crying, farting)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.96,0:20:09.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you guys here?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.53,0:20:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I realized maybe reading\Nyour friend fiction
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.83,0:20:13.76,Default,,0,0,0,,in front of everyone\Nwasn't the best idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.77,0:20:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It turned out okay, I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.00,0:20:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,No.\NNo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.44,0:20:17.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Honey...\NNo, I think it did.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.77,0:20:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,No. No, I'm gonna regret it
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.17,0:20:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,for the rest of my life.\NI think people liked it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.21,0:20:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, that girl\Nreally farted, huh?\NHey, Tina.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.21,0:20:25.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Was the Jimmy Junior in your\Nstory supposed to be me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.71,0:20:28.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, uh... it's a really\Ncommon name.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.02,0:20:30.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It is.\NCool story.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.02,0:20:31.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.35,0:20:32.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Tina, what was that...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.85,0:20:34.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Bob? You're a patty daddy?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.52,0:20:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I love cake!\NWant to cake with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.19,0:20:38.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. You know,\NI'm really not a fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.56,0:20:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A patty cake, a patty cake,\Na baker's man! Woo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.66,0:20:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.96,0:20:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Work it! That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.00,0:20:44.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it!\NMore! Low!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.53,0:20:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!\NHigh!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.30,0:20:48.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Down!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.34,0:20:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, you guys gotta\Ntake this outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.34,0:20:51.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's take it outside.\NOkay, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.97,0:20:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, see you later.\NOkay...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.01,0:20:54.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Having your parents at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.64,0:20:56.14,Default,,0,0,0,,There's nothing more\Nembarrassing than that.