1 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,022 I don't know the right words. 2 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,151 Ought to be a septon here. 3 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,284 You were a true knight. 4 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,163 You never beat me when I didn't deserve it. 5 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,415 Fuck. 6 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,752 Except that time in Maidenpool. 7 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,174 It was the inn boy ate the widow woman's pie. 8 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,178 Not me. I told you. 9 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,263 Why, you... 10 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,688 Doesn't matter now. 11 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,998 I'd leave your sword, but it... 12 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,251 it would only rust in the ground. 13 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,425 I wish you didn't die, ser. 14 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:22,600 I'll take good care of the horses. 15 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,410 Eat like a king if I sold you three. 16 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,205 For a year or two. 17 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,749 Then what? 18 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:54,215 That road ends in outlawry or beggary. 19 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,977 We could go to a city. 20 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,649 King's Landing? Lannisport? 21 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,040 Could join the City Watch. 22 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,172 Stop raping, ser. 23 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,560 Fits my grip as well as it ever fit his. 24 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,984 And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow. 25 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,829 Hello there. Are you the stableboy? 26 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,128 I want the palfrey rubbed down. 27 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:39,630 And oats for all three. You tend to them? 28 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,550 I could, if I wanted. 29 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,510 None of that. See to the horses. 30 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:47,055 You'll get a copper if you do well, and a clout in the ear if not. 31 00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,650 Sit where you like. 32 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,082 There's good lamb roasted with a crust of herbs 33 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,709 and some ducks my son shot down. Which will you have? 34 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,087 Both. 35 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,924 You're big enough for it. 36 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,687 -How much farther to Ashford? -Day's ride. 37 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,359 Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again? 38 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,028 No, he's there. 39 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,822 Half the town's gone down the tourney. 40 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,532 Mine would, too, if I allowed it. 41 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:49,700 I swear, I couldn't tell you why. 42 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,994 Knights are built the same as other men. 43 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,748 And I never knew a joust to change the price of eggs. 44 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,586 Bound for the tourney yourself? 45 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,088 I dreamed of you. 46 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:11,722 Stay the fuck away from me. You hear? 47 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,350 My lord? 48 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,625 Never you mind that one, ser. 49 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,169 I'll see about your food. 50 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:53,181 Hiya! Take that! Yah! 51 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:57,977 Oi! 52 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,479 My lord. 53 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,607 -You thief! -I did not mean to offend you. 54 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,067 Take that armor off you. Now! 55 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,613 And be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours. 56 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,448 He's a war horse, not a boy's pony. 57 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,241 I could ride him as well as you. 58 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,494 Close your insolent mouth. 59 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,162 I-- 60 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,456 I'm a knight, I'll have you know. 61 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:20,208 You don't look to be a knight. 62 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,212 -What, all knights look the same, do they? -No. 63 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,172 But they don't look like you either. 64 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,591 Your belt's made of rope. 65 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,470 So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves. 66 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:35,932 Are you going to the tourney, then? Do you mean to enter the lists? 67 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,226 Yeah, I suppose I do. 68 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,229 Take me with you, ser. Please. 69 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,064 And what might your mother say to that? 70 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,440 Not much. 71 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,858 She's dead. 72 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:47,818 Is the innkeeper not your... 73 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,989 You're an orphan boy. 74 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,074 Are you? 75 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,078 I was. Once. 76 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,288 Till my ser took me in. 77 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:02,708 Taught me arms and riding, and... 78 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,379 and taught me everything, really. 79 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,423 Best he could. 80 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,135 If you could bring me to Ashford, I could squire for you, ser. 81 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,888 And you can teach me best you can. 82 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,057 No, I have no need for a squire, lad. 83 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,850 Every knight needs a squire. 84 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,687 And you look like you need one more than most. 85 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,358 And you look like you need a good clout in the ear. 86 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:29,944 Fill me a sack of oats. 87 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:32,238 I'm off for Ashford. Alone. 88 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,746 Look, lad, I promise you... 89 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,166 you're better off not squiring for the likes of me. 90 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,467 For your help. 91 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:57,972 Sulk all you wish. 92 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,932 I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone. 93 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,576 Sorry. 94 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,127 Piss off. 95 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,461 Beg pardon, men. 96 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,465 I wish to speak to the master of the games. 97 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,392 Oh! 98 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,644 What do you want, man? 99 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,480 Got you again! 100 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,024 I came for the tourney. 101 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,987 My lord's tourney is a contest for knights. 102 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,447 -You a knight? -Hyah! 103 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,574 Oi! Psst! 104 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,037 A knight with a name, mayhaps? 105 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,623 Dunk. 106 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,293 Ser Dunk. 107 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:37,465 I was squire to Ser Arlan of Pennytree since I was a boy. 108 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,761 He knighted me before he passed, with his own sword. 109 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,058 That's his penny there in the hilt. 110 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,980 Well, a sword it is for a certainty. 111 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,066 But I've never heard of this Arlan of Pennytree. 112 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,443 You were his squire, you say? 113 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,945 He always meant for me to be a knight one day... 114 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,156 as he was. 115 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,867 Am I to be a knight one day, ser? 116 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,077 As you are? 117 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,044 When he was dying, he called for his longsword 118 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,378 and bade me kneel. 119 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,215 Charged me to be a good knight. 120 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,009 To defend the weak and the innocent. 121 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:27,056 Serve the realm with all my might. And I swore that I would. 122 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,022 Any knight can make a knight, it's true. 123 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,275 Were there witnesses to your dubbing? 124 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,736 Only a robin in a thorn tree. 125 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,242 This is Ashford town, lad. 126 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,496 Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths? 127 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,706 -I'm not-- -We hang you 128 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:55,292 naked by your hands and your feet... 129 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,713 lower you down asshole first onto a sharpened point 130 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,298 and fuck you dry. 131 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,302 Call it the Ashford chair. So, I ask you again. 132 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,722 Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fuckin' songbird? 133 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,894 Well, the-- see, it was raining. 134 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,189 I'm bullshitting you. 135 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,987 "Ashford chair." 136 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,447 You take a boot to the head? 137 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,533 This is the Reach, not the Riverlands. 138 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,660 -"Ashford chair." -Think we're fending off 139 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,163 some scourge of cottagers, scuttling about, entering tourneys? 140 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,459 You'd need coin. 141 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,379 Armor. Horses. Men. 142 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:42,339 Training, gods be good. 143 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,635 Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lyonel Baratheon in the lists. 144 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,137 Mm, that would be-- 145 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,680 A different sort of entertainment. 146 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,641 Mm. Well, I'm no farmer. 147 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,268 Yet you've come dressed as one. 148 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,149 Look, man, my Lord Ashford 149 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,527 fancies himself of great import. Gods know why. 150 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,988 Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight 151 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,823 and sellsword vying to challenge. 152 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,200 You understand? There are princes about. 153 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,287 No, of course. 154 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,922 Your late master. 155 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,760 He'll be known to the true knights here assembled? 156 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,932 There was a pavilion flying the banner of House Dondarrion. 157 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,850 Aye, Ser Manfred of that house. 158 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,937 Ser Arlan served his lord father in Dorne a few years past. 159 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,605 Ser Manfred will remember us. 160 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,899 By scent alone, no doubt. 161 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,443 If he'll speak to your good honor, bring him here with you 162 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,986 before the tourney begins on the morrow. 163 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,112 Leave your escorts behind. 164 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,282 -As you say. -Aye. 165 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,746 You are aware that those vanquished in tourney 166 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,375 forfeit their arms, armor, and horse to the victors, and must ransom them back? 167 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,418 -Aye. -And you have coin 168 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,921 -to pay such ransom? -Oh, gods, no. 169 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,716 I mean, I won't have need of coin. 170 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,554 Ah! 171 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,014 Seven fu-- 172 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,329 Mind those two. Good girl. 173 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,254 Pardon, sers. I need speak with Ser Manfred. 174 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,463 Good. 175 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,591 He's napping, ser. Wake him for a stag. 176 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,510 I... 177 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,346 I don't have a stag. 178 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,390 What kind of knight don't got a stag? 179 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,767 -It's a hedge knight, ain't it? -What? 180 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,020 It's like a knight, but sadder. 181 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,646 No, I'm-- I'm not sad-- 182 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,940 He's gotta sleep in the hedges 'cause no lord'll have it. 183 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,234 Aw. That is sad. 184 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,112 And Ser Manfred's fucked its wife, too. 185 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,157 -No, I don't have a wife. -Oh! 186 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,117 'Cause we're used to husbands coming 'round. 187 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,744 Likes fucking wives, that one. 188 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,495 Near as much as he likes fucking us. 189 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,415 Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red. 190 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,376 -Well, we're already red. -So we are. 191 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:31,508 Well, when do you expect Ser Manfred to wake, then? 192 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,678 It might wanna try back at evenfall. 193 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138 Evenfall. 194 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,434 -Goodbye. -Yeah. 195 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,270 Arse. 196 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,444 Why'd she say that, huh? 197 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,697 We're not sad. 198 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,787 Certainly not rising-to-the-level-of-a-comment sad. 199 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,457 Besides, Ser Arlan always said that... 200 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,877 a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight. 201 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,673 When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armor 202 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,967 and horse, or his gold. 203 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,928 Won't be sad then. 204 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,479 I know. Said if we did win. 205 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,109 Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice thought for a trice. 206 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,738 Do not muck about with me, Raymun. 207 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,033 You're a good-for-nothing useless rat. 208 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,921 What are you gawping at, you blue-eyed cunt? 209 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,801 That's a longsword you wear? 210 00:18:58,554 --> 00:18:59,972 Yes, it is mine by right. 211 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,057 That's an odd thing to say. 212 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,313 I'm Ser Steffon Fossoway. Come try me. 213 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,900 As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet. 214 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,652 Do it, ser. 215 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,530 I may not be ripe, but my cousin's rotten to the core. 216 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,323 -Knock the seeds out of him. -Quiet! 217 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,413 I thank you, but I have matters to attend. 218 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,874 What, matters of the hedge, I have no doubt. 219 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295 Fucking size of ya. 220 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,506 Stupid bastard. Ser Grance! 221 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,848 Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations. 222 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,524 Oh. Fuck. 223 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,000 He's napping still. 224 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,503 -Still? -Mm. 225 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,880 On account of his gouty toes. 226 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,302 One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure. 227 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,890 Makes for restless nights. The poor dear. 228 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,725 Right, absolutely. It's just... 229 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,852 Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him, 230 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,814 so I may enter the lists on the morrow. 231 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:18,026 -What's this? -It means the joust. 232 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,653 Awful dangerous, that. 233 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,988 Yes, well... 234 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,700 I'm not troubled with a wealth of options, am I? 235 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,369 And if I mean to take service in a castle-- 236 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,330 It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers. 237 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,581 Ain't that our job? 238 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:35,210 Ah! Shut up! You're meant to be dead. 239 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,506 Find a safer trade, lad. You'll be happier for it. 240 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,925 One whore to another. 241 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,889 Must you mock me? 242 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,392 I was only asking for a bit of help. 243 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,562 I'll try Ser Manfred back in the morning. 244 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,523 Sorry, lad. 245 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,318 Aye. We don't mean to mock you. 246 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:02,487 We see plenty of green boys every tourney. 247 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,240 All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands. 248 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,327 Well, perhaps I will be different. 249 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,875 Be good to your body, knight. Last one you're like to have. 250 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,763 Our brave hero forges on, leaving all he knows behind. 251 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:33,185 A father and a friend, may seem the world unkind. 252 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:38,732 Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance. 253 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:44,488 A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring looks askance. 254 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:49,326 Perhaps he's only stupid holding fast his mirror shield. 255 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:55,248 Great honor his ambition, must keep a truth concealed. 256 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:59,878 For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise. 257 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:04,883 Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise. 258 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,586 Halfman! Halfman! 259 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,215 Do I look like a half man to you? 260 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,009 Aye. Half man, half giant. 261 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,553 Look, I'm sorry. 262 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,680 I should not have urged you to try my cousin. 263 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,016 He'd have broken your hand or a knee, if he could. 264 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,935 He likes to batter men in the yard, 265 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,062 you know, in case he meets them in the lists. 266 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,399 He did not break you. 267 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,276 I'm his blood. 268 00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:06,987 Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree, 269 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,738 which he never ceases to remind me. 270 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,826 Will you and your cousin ride in the tourney? 271 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:17,080 He will. I would that I could, but I'm only a squire. 272 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,752 Fight well for a squire. 273 00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,883 You have the look of a challenger. Whose shield do you mean to strike? 274 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,471 Makes no difference. 275 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,306 That's what you're supposed to say. 276 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:41,271 Though it makes all the difference in the world. 277 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,484 You hungry? 278 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:47,986 Always. 279 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,013 Lyonel Baratheon. The Laughing Storm, they call him. 280 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,391 I thought he'd be bigger. 281 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,727 Four thousand years ago... 282 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,105 -Four thousand years... -Where are you going? 283 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:27,442 ...ago-- cunts. I can't hear myself. 284 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:32,489 I've had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen. 285 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,620 Four thousand years ago, 286 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:44,334 our ancestors gathered in that big field outside 287 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:48,838 to blood each other with sticks and have a little bit of gay fun. 288 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:52,467 And they say it was this country's first-ever joust. 289 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,094 Well, I say... 290 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:01,935 The fuck was I gonna say? 291 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,937 "First-ever joust..." 292 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,565 Ah. 293 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,821 Men could not have devised such a joy. 294 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:16,950 So, who was it? 295 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,663 Huh? 296 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:23,748 Who was it? 297 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,929 Fuck it. A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god who sticks me best. 298 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,934 Now, eat your birds so we can dance! 299 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,957 You ever been punched in the face before? 300 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,836 I beg your pardon, Ser Lyonel? 301 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,715 Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that? 302 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,969 No, but I believe it. 303 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,809 That why you slouch? So you don't get punched? 304 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,186 I don't slouch. 305 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:12,816 Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on her wedding night. 306 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:18,113 I meant no disrespect, ser, honest. 307 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,783 Where I grew up, you learn to go unnoticed, is all. 308 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,452 The seven above gave you tallness. 309 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:26,705 So, be tall. 310 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,875 Or I will name you a heretic and burn you. 311 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,755 Drown you. Drop you off a tall pl-- 312 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,674 I don't know. What do they do to heretics? 313 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:40,218 Burn them, my lord. 314 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,344 Fine. 315 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,596 What have you brought me? 316 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:53,732 Ser, I-- beggin' your pardons. I didn't realize. 317 00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:56,985 You wish to curry my favor some. 318 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,071 Yet you come with an empty hand. 319 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,035 Lord Cafferen, 320 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,954 the smug cunt in red... 321 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,541 he is scarce to pay his rents. 322 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:16,087 His people starve each winter, yet even he shinied up this... 323 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,340 bauble from his family's cellars, 324 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:22,343 for he understands that all men, in their way, 325 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,930 wish only for your help, or your head. 326 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,518 You've come for my head, then. 327 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,646 What? 328 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,065 No! No. 329 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:40,403 Then, why the fuck are you in my tent? 330 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:46,659 Supper. 331 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,715 Alright. 332 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,511 Actually makes sense. 333 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,930 -Supper. -What is your name, man? 334 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,016 Dunk-- Ser Dunk. 335 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,476 That's ridiculous. 336 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:17,941 Do you like dancing? 337 00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:19,984 Doesn't everyone? 338 00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,364 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 339 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:49,407 The swells heaved. You could lick salt from the air. 340 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:54,287 But I'd come to find what men do when they die at sea. 341 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,042 So, drove I on into the storm. 342 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,466 -Weren't you afraid? -Ahh. 343 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,971 Within every man, there are many men. 344 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,183 Mm. 345 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,937 But that I had to do, Stormlanders had always done. 346 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,065 And if they had done it, I could do it, too. 347 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,275 Hm. 348 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,028 You know, it's best not to agonize. 349 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,409 Yeah, I agonize a lot. 350 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,703 Mm. 351 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,790 Sometimes, I think I agonize too much, 352 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:41,334 and I just end up agonizing over that. 353 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,711 Mm. 354 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:46,881 I'm quick and strong, sure. 355 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,509 -Sure. -But so are you. 356 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,593 Sure. 357 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:53,096 Plus, you've trained sword and lance 358 00:32:53,179 --> 00:32:55,515 with the finest masters-at-arms in the realm. 359 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:56,683 I mean... 360 00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,645 what chance do I have? Truly? 361 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,147 Oh, you have no chance. 362 00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:14,158 But it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe. 363 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:19,288 -No disrespect, ser. -Mm. 364 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,832 That's easy for you to say. 365 00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:24,335 You have a name, an inheritance. 366 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:28,214 One loss, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse. 367 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,515 A knight without a horse is no knight at all. 368 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,393 -Aye. -Mm. 369 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,189 So, what should I do? 370 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,112 I don't know. 371 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:55,700 I'm really quite drunk. 372 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,126 Okay. 373 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,211 Thanks. 374 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,133 Sorry. 375 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:35,615 Ser Arlan of Pennytree. 376 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,701 He served your Lord Father 377 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,828 to hunt the Vulture King in the Red Mountains. 378 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,747 I was only a boy, but-- 379 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,332 I thought you said you were a Dornishman. 380 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,668 No, he said he's hung like a Dornishman. 381 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:50,421 No, I said I've hung Dornishmen. 382 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,675 Perhaps we would speak on the morn. 383 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,427 I know your penny knight not. 384 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,971 Nor you, brother. Be gone. 385 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:06,187 But Ser Arlan took a wound in your father's service. 386 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,605 How could you have forgotten him? 387 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:13,820 My lord father took 800 swords into those mountains. 388 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:17,156 We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound. 389 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,827 Please, ser, I will not be allowed to challenge 390 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,371 unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me. 391 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:24,622 And what is that to me? 392 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,150 You! 393 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:54,652 What... 394 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,239 What are you doing? 395 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,117 Cooking a fish. Do you want some? 396 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,913 No! I mean, how did you get here? Did you steal a horse? 397 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,748 I rode in the back of a lamb cart. 398 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,084 Lamb cart. 399 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,130 -Well, you best find another one. -You can't make me go. 400 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:16,007 I'd had enough of that inn. 401 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,468 Now, listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy. 402 00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,180 I should throw you over my horse and take you home. 403 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,724 You'd need to ride all the way to King's Landing. 404 00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:27,268 -You'd miss the tourney. -King's Landing? 405 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,188 -You're from Flea Bottom? -No. 406 00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:32,940 Aye. 407 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,033 What are those doing there? 408 00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,534 I washed them. 409 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:46,579 I made the fire, caught the fish, and groomed the horses. 410 00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:49,832 I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one. 411 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,336 -There's my pavilion. -That's a tree. 412 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:56,005 Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs. 413 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:59,884 I'd sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent. 414 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:02,845 What if it rains? 415 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,223 The tree will shelter me. 416 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,390 Trees leak. 417 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,603 So they do. 418 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:11,938 What's your name? 419 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,524 -Dunk. -Ser Dunk. 420 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,945 That's no name for a knight. Is it short for Duncan? 421 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,906 Yeah. Yes. 422 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,699 Ser Duncan of... 423 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:31,165 Ser Duncan the Tall. 424 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:33,709 Never heard of him. 425 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,670 Do you know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then? 426 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,129 The good ones. 427 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:42,385 -You got a name, thief? -Egg. 428 00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,469 Egg. 429 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:48,933 Well, Egg, by rights, I should beat you bloody, 430 00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:50,309 send you on your way. 431 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,896 But you look as though you don't eat much. 432 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,400 And if you'll swear to do as you're told... 433 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,153 I'll let you serve me for the tourney. 434 00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:05,157 After that, well... 435 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,744 we'll see. 436 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:15,293 I don't have much, but if you prove worth your keep... 437 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:19,255 you'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly. 438 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,800 The clothes might be rough-spun and the food, 439 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,885 salt beef and salt fish, 440 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,220 but you won't go hungry. 441 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:29,765 I promise not to beat you. 442 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:32,643 Except when you deserve it. 443 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,687 Yes, my lord. 444 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,356 "Ser." 445 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:40,651 I'm only a hedge knight. 446 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,916 A falling star brings luck to those who see it. 447 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,212 Go to sleep, boy. 448 00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:03,382 All the other knights are in their pavilions by now, 449 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,885 staring up at silk instead of sky. 450 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,680 Do you want a clout in the ear? 451 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,818 So, the luck is ours alone?