1 00:00:06,962 --> 00:00:09,356 - Look, I don't want to hurt Archer. 2 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:10,705 all: Oh. - Oh, thank God. 3 00:00:10,879 --> 00:00:12,316 - But I will. Pam: God damn it. 4 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,057 - Every hour on the hour. 5 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:17,321 That's company policy, and I am a stickler. 6 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:19,932 - A stickler? Is that like the one up your ass-ler? 7 00:00:20,106 --> 00:00:21,847 - Didn't quite get there. 8 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:23,544 Fabian: It's simple, really: 9 00:00:23,718 --> 00:00:26,025 give me the memory stick or Archer dies. 10 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:27,592 [all gasp] - Damn. 11 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,246 Should've saved the stick thing for that one. 12 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,856 - Look, we obviously want Archer back, but we-- 13 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:32,031 - We'll do it. 14 00:00:32,205 --> 00:00:33,989 - But where is Ms. Archer? 15 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,643 I'd like confirmation from her. 16 00:00:35,817 --> 00:00:38,124 - She's distraught, but she deputized me 17 00:00:38,298 --> 00:00:39,473 to make decisions on her behalf. 18 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:40,996 - Wait, Malory never-- 19 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:42,868 - And one of those decisions is shut up. 20 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:44,870 Fabian: And just for a bit of added incentive, know 21 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:47,525 I'll be beating Archer until the exchange takes place. 22 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,266 Ta, then. 23 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,181 - So that's it? We're really gonna give him 24 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,270 the blueprints to an energy source 25 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:56,186 that could kill a billion people if he weaponized it? 26 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,013 - And why exactly are you here? 27 00:00:58,188 --> 00:00:59,363 - She's here to assess 28 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,408 the environmental impact of that gadget. 29 00:01:01,582 --> 00:01:03,410 - So the detonation of a nuclear fusion weapon, 30 00:01:03,584 --> 00:01:04,585 that would be bad? 31 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:06,196 - Well, yes. 32 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,675 - If only you'd gotten here sooner. 33 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:09,721 - Where in the world is Malory anyway? 34 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,070 - Oh. So we have to reveal 35 00:01:11,244 --> 00:01:12,419 every part of our intricate plan 36 00:01:12,593 --> 00:01:14,029 so you can blab it everywhere? 37 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:15,509 - We don't know. 38 00:01:15,683 --> 00:01:18,295 - Can we please coordinate lies in advance? 39 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:21,472 I'm flailing out here like a one-armed milker on meth. 40 00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:25,084 Fabian: Pardon our dust. Moving in. 41 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:26,955 Expand or die you know, 42 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,654 although the second is really your only option here. 43 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:32,047 - Hey, I'm handcuffed and he just threatened to kill me. 44 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:35,225 Maybe you could, I don't know, call the police. 45 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:38,706 I-I get it, don't wanna jeopardize this lucrative job 46 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,056 of picking stuff up and later putting it back down. 47 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:42,449 mover: Check your privilege. 48 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:43,972 - I'll never do that and you know it. 49 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,149 - Welcome to your accommodations. 50 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:49,413 I trust you'll be comfortable for four seconds. 51 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,066 Which are over. 52 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,894 - That would sound a lot more sinister if 53 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:55,070 you weren't standing next to a giant tub of jelly beans. 54 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,898 It's like if "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" 55 00:01:57,072 --> 00:01:59,510 were exactly as creepy as it currently is. 56 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,729 - Hey, bud. What'd the five fingers say to Archer? 57 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:03,557 - Uh, nice to see you? 58 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:05,777 [grunts] - No, they didn't say that. 59 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,431 They don't have mouths. 60 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,346 Man, this doesn't seem fair, does it? 61 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,441 - Hey, Other Barry, could I talk to Barry? 62 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,443 - Sure. You mind if I just keep laying 'em in here? 63 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,141 - Yes. - I thought so. 64 00:02:22,837 --> 00:02:24,578 - Hey, bud. Barry here. 65 00:02:24,752 --> 00:02:26,928 Fabian tried to hack my central processor 66 00:02:27,102 --> 00:02:29,104 and I guess he kind of unleashed Other Barry. 67 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,150 And, man, does Other Barry not like you. 68 00:02:31,324 --> 00:02:32,804 I really do consider you 69 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,980 one of my best friends despite all this. 70 00:02:38,026 --> 00:02:40,681 Yeah, I'd cry if I had access to my tear ducts right now, 71 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:42,596 but I got no control, bud. 72 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:44,555 Other Barry is running the show. 73 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:48,907 - Don't worry, I'll do it for both of us. 74 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,913 [main title theme] 75 00:02:55,087 --> 00:03:02,007 ♪ 76 00:03:29,556 --> 00:03:31,471 - And again, I couldn't be sorrier about all this. 77 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,994 - You could try. 78 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:35,345 - See you in and hour, then. - Oh, you will. 79 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,390 And I've got everything I need right here. 80 00:03:37,564 --> 00:03:39,827 Also, I'm probably severely concussed 81 00:03:40,001 --> 00:03:41,568 which is why I'm talking to myself. 82 00:03:41,742 --> 00:03:44,049 Right, Archer? Right, other Archer. 83 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:46,225 No, no, no. Let's not start that shit. 84 00:03:46,399 --> 00:03:48,836 - So what is the maximum mass of a star 85 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,664 that will not go supernova? 86 00:03:50,838 --> 00:03:52,666 - Uh--ooh, Estelle Getty. 87 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,407 I got a good feeling about that one. 88 00:03:54,581 --> 00:03:56,017 - This is so much better than watching my a ocelot 89 00:03:56,191 --> 00:03:57,758 eat endangered birds. 90 00:03:57,932 --> 00:03:59,543 - So how's this going? 91 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,675 - Oh, about like you'd expect. - Next question. 92 00:04:01,849 --> 00:04:03,111 Who is your favorite Golden Girl? 93 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,026 - Uh, Chandradeskar limit. 94 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,028 - That isn't--wait a second. 95 00:04:07,202 --> 00:04:08,421 - Look, we need to figure out where Archer is 96 00:04:08,595 --> 00:04:09,727 and I don't think this is helping. 97 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,250 Isn't there anything in Singapore 98 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:13,034 that you picked up other than gonorrhea? 99 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:16,081 - Ugh, poor people disease. I'm strictly spirochetes. 100 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,039 - Wait. Colt, didn't we find, like, a thing 101 00:04:18,213 --> 00:04:19,650 in your old apartment? - Oh, yeah. 102 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,043 I meant to analyze this. - But you were too busy 103 00:04:22,217 --> 00:04:24,089 exploring the golden age of television? 104 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:25,917 - Oh, so I'm supposed to keep track of everything 105 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,614 I'm supposed to be doing? 106 00:04:27,788 --> 00:04:29,529 [sarcastically] Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 107 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,183 If I apply power, 108 00:04:31,357 --> 00:04:33,054 I should be able to get a handle on what it does. 109 00:04:33,228 --> 00:04:34,273 [intense feedback screeches] all: Ah! 110 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:35,666 - Come on. - Jesus. 111 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,450 Did we just contact the monolith? 112 00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:39,583 - That was a radio signal! I'll try to trace it. 113 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:42,063 - It's a back door into the IIA mainframe. 114 00:04:42,237 --> 00:04:43,587 I think I built the mainframe. 115 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,763 [all gasp] - Hey, guys, 116 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:48,505 I think it's possible I wasn't a very good person. 117 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,898 - Well, what's important is that you're a good guy now. 118 00:04:51,072 --> 00:04:53,423 - And all it took was destroying 8% of your brain. 119 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:54,772 - [chuckles] Thank you. Wait, what? 120 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:56,513 - Oh, did I not tell you that? 121 00:04:56,687 --> 00:05:00,299 Yeah. It's like... [zaps] Gone. Totally destroyed. 122 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:03,911 - Well, lookee here. You running, squirrel meat? 123 00:05:04,085 --> 00:05:06,610 - No, just heading to lunch with all the stuff 124 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,263 I ever brought here. 125 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:09,961 [sighs] Fine, I was leaving. 126 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,616 Since we're about to be responsible for the apocalypse, 127 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:15,270 if I leave now, maybe I won't end up in a bone cage 128 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,795 where I'm slowly revenge-eaten by mutants. 129 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:20,014 - Okay, weirdo. That's why I'm staying. 130 00:05:20,188 --> 00:05:21,929 - [sighs]. No, Ray, we need you. 131 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:24,584 You were an employee of IIA. - I'm temp to perm! 132 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,369 - This is just HR talking here, 133 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,283 but I know that that would give you limited access 134 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,634 to their system and a general sense of how it's structured. 135 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,114 - Dukes. Damn your HR acumen. 136 00:05:33,288 --> 00:05:34,333 [sighs] So what's the plan here? 137 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:35,595 - We go get Archer. 138 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,423 [all gasp] - That's the plan? 139 00:05:37,597 --> 00:05:40,600 - Yeah. I mean, a frontal assault on an IIA compound? 140 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,646 - I don't know. They seem pretty good. 141 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,649 I mean, sure, we're gonna kick their asses, but, like, are we? 142 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,912 - So, what? A sternly worded letter? 143 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:49,261 - I got my pen, 144 00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:50,262 and it's mightier than a sword 145 00:05:50,436 --> 00:05:51,655 full of word poison. 146 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,526 - Look at you, about to roll over 147 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,834 to these boring overlords. Where's your self-respect? 148 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:59,663 You used to be the best in the world at this! 149 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,534 [inspiring music] - Jesus, neck bones is right. 150 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:04,145 - God damn it, I am in. - Let's do this. 151 00:06:04,319 --> 00:06:06,539 - Wait, you guys, I was being sarcastic. 152 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,976 You all suck and you always have. 153 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,326 Note to self: work on voice tone. 154 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,373 Invisible tape recorder off. Boop. 155 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,811 - Oh, come on, we're playing hide and seek now? 156 00:06:17,985 --> 00:06:20,814 Red Rover, red Rover, let Archer-- 157 00:06:20,988 --> 00:06:22,773 shit, wait, that's the wrong game. 158 00:06:23,469 --> 00:06:24,905 [laser charging] 159 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:26,951 - [shouts] 160 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,345 - So, uh, this was the plan, bud? 161 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,826 - The coffee pot was to breach your exterior, 162 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,873 the staples were to, um, uh, jam your gears. 163 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:38,832 - Jam my gears? I have frictionless bearings. 164 00:06:39,006 --> 00:06:41,182 I'm a wonder of modern technology, 165 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:42,880 not a freaking cuckoo clock. 166 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,708 Come on. - Okay, I get it. 167 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,536 - Think I'd go through the trouble of making myself 168 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:50,061 a death robot whose only weakness is office supplies? 169 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,584 - Fine. You don't have to be a dick about it. 170 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:53,194 I wanted to make a blender glove 171 00:06:53,368 --> 00:06:54,761 but that stuff wasn't here. 172 00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:55,980 Then I got distracted by the jelly beans. 173 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,547 - Blender glove. 174 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,244 All right. That might have been cool. 175 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,899 Okay. - Barry, are you in there? 176 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,248 - Hey, bud. 177 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:04,771 - Can you talk to Other Barry, here? 178 00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:06,686 - Uh, sure thing. Hey, Other Barry, 179 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,558 why do you wanna do this? 180 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:09,733 - I have a really great answer to that, 181 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,038 and it's "shut up." 182 00:07:11,212 --> 00:07:12,605 - Classic avoidance. 183 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:14,868 Afraid of what you might find, Other Barry? 184 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,262 - You had sex with my fiancée 185 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,569 and dropped me from a building. Twice. 186 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,571 Which made me into this. 187 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,747 - A mechanical demigod? Come on, man. 188 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,053 We experience sex in eight dimensions now. 189 00:07:26,227 --> 00:07:27,446 - Wow, you do? 190 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,361 Maybe you should drop me off a building. 191 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:31,406 - Oh, I'm planning on it. 192 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,235 Would you stop throwing boxes? It's really annoying. 193 00:07:34,409 --> 00:07:35,889 - Other Barry, you're not a person. 194 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:37,935 You're the rage I felt at Archer. 195 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:40,590 I pushed you deep down into my meta programming. 196 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:41,765 - Wait, really? - You're the part of me 197 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,157 I tried to get rid of. 198 00:07:43,331 --> 00:07:47,292 - Well, I'm still here. Okay, Archer? 199 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,382 - Barry, heal thyself. - Seriously, shut up. 200 00:07:50,556 --> 00:07:52,253 Archer! 201 00:07:52,427 --> 00:07:55,474 ♪ Ring around the rosies 202 00:07:55,648 --> 00:07:57,911 [stammers] Damn it, that's not it either. 203 00:07:58,085 --> 00:08:00,348 - Archer, he's coming. You probably know that, 204 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,437 but, honestly, it feels weird and helpless 205 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:03,830 to ride around on a psychopath, 206 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:06,137 so I'm just saying stuff to feel alive. 207 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:08,835 - You again? I was about to get away. 208 00:08:09,009 --> 00:08:10,837 - Eh, I think he had you. 209 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:13,666 Uh, might wanna try behind him. 210 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,364 - [laughs] Man, I like this guy. 211 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,366 - Oh, come on. What kind of world would it be 212 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,847 if every person I insulted made my life worse? 213 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:22,588 - I don't know, a better one. 214 00:08:22,762 --> 00:08:23,807 - Ow. 215 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,200 - And that's lunch. 216 00:08:26,374 --> 00:08:28,463 See you in an hour, champ. 217 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,640 - Great, now I landed on my keys. 218 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,164 Wait, I don't have keys on me. How did I... 219 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:34,948 That mover slipped it into my pocket. 220 00:08:35,122 --> 00:08:37,168 I take back everything I said about you. 221 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:40,954 Well, I take back 60% of what I said; no need to overreact. 222 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,480 - We'll do the exchange. Just don't hurt him anymore. 223 00:08:46,307 --> 00:08:48,005 Remember, this is a non-lethal mission. 224 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,484 - Wait, for real? 225 00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,182 - I want them alive to relive the pain 226 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:55,142 we're about to inflict on them over and over again. 227 00:08:55,316 --> 00:08:57,188 - [laughing] There's my girl. 228 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,371 - And we're go. 229 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,503 - Nice. Extensive bathroom coverage. 230 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,897 - Just two peas in a pervert pod. 231 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:12,682 - Hey, I'm working on one of those. 232 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:15,162 - Okay. We can all agree I look banging in this, 233 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,903 but how are we gonna get in this place? 234 00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:18,731 They've got at least two guards at every entrance. 235 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,515 - Right. But now that we're in their system, 236 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,082 I'll just leave a couple negative 237 00:09:22,256 --> 00:09:24,128 performance reviews and... 238 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,391 - I appreciate the creativity, but won't that take... 239 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,523 - Suspended. 240 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,351 Trust me, this place is more uptight 241 00:09:30,525 --> 00:09:32,092 than a preacher's wife at an orgy. 242 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:35,008 - And you liked working there? - They had great snacks. 243 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:37,097 - At the orgy? - See, that right there 244 00:09:37,271 --> 00:09:39,056 makes me wonder why I'm taking her inside. 245 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,233 - Hey, I have extensive training in--not anything. 246 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,191 So wait, same question. 247 00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:46,411 - You need to go in there and sow chaos. 248 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:47,673 I want that place looking like 249 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:49,544 an escaped tiger hit Mardi Gras. 250 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,111 - [softly] Everything has led me to this. 251 00:09:51,285 --> 00:09:53,374 - Uh, where were you carrying that? 252 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:55,246 - Cyril and I are gonna go get Archer. 253 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,769 - Here you go; these should get you through the building. 254 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,728 And if they don't, my bad. 255 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,121 - Has anybody heard from Ms. Archer at all? 256 00:10:01,295 --> 00:10:02,949 Kind of seems like she'd wanna be a part of this. 257 00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,864 - Hey. Yeah. Where is Ms. Archer? 258 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,258 - No. Nothing. No way. 259 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,609 I mean, it's just weird how not at all I've heard from her. 260 00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,567 - Something you'd like to share with the class, Pam? 261 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,569 - Uh, no. - There's not a secret 262 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,050 you want tell 'cause it's so secret? 263 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:18,704 - I--I... [whimpers] 264 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,924 Fine! Fine! I'll tell you. 265 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,187 I've been thinking about getting bangs. 266 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,580 [sobs] 267 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,800 [sobbing] It feels so good to let out. 268 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:30,934 - Nice cover. - Whew, that was close, huh? 269 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,291 Cyril: Oh, come on. 270 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,665 - Hey, hold up. [cell phone rings] 271 00:11:06,839 --> 00:11:10,321 I'm fired? Oh, my God, what am I gonna tell my wife? 272 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:11,931 Susan's gonna leave me. 273 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,933 [eerie music] 274 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,152 - Damn it, Archer. 275 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,719 - Hey, gang. 276 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,593 Yeah, it still works like that. Thanks for checking, though. 277 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,124 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hey. 278 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,647 - So I managed to escape 279 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,475 right when you guys were running a rescue mission 280 00:11:34,649 --> 00:11:37,174 and now everyone is inside with a schizo death cyborg? 281 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,784 - Uh, yes. 282 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,307 - How is your timing so bad? 283 00:11:40,481 --> 00:11:41,831 - Well, one could argue that your-- 284 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,310 - Shut up. Gimme a Tactile Cane 285 00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:44,529 and everything else you have in the van. 286 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,660 - Everything? - Who knows what 287 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,314 we'll need to take down Barry? 288 00:11:47,488 --> 00:11:49,490 Mind-melt helmet, the shock paddles, everything. 289 00:11:49,664 --> 00:11:51,014 - You mean, like, everything-everything? 290 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:52,363 - Well, we don't need the stuff you use 291 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,017 to, like, circle jerk with ghosts. 292 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,888 - Well, to be fair, that stuff is mine. 293 00:11:56,062 --> 00:12:00,110 If they're sticky, that's ectoplasm and nothing else. 294 00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:03,853 - We've gotta get out of here. 295 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,680 - No, we need to find Archer first. 296 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,944 Colt: Hey, just for, like, your FYI, 297 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,641 Archer actually made it out on his own. 298 00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:10,860 Krieger: Don't worry, he's on his way back in 299 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,383 to get you guys out. 300 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,385 - What? So the same thing can happen again? 301 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,257 Colt: Eesh, I hope not. [laughs] That would suck, 302 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,956 Especially 'cause the building's on fire. 303 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,785 - [laughs] 304 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,179 What the hell? 305 00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:28,399 [crowd shouting] 306 00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,097 [Barry shouts] 307 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:33,099 - Did you drug all those people? 308 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:36,407 - No. I just put angel dust in one of the water coolers. 309 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,757 They drank that water out of their own free choicing. 310 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,063 - Not what "free choice" means. 311 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,587 [Barry roars] 312 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,807 - Okay. Maybe more running. 313 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,722 - I suppose I'm looking for a reason my guards 314 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,681 are leaving and the rest of my employees 315 00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,726 are stark raving bonkers. 316 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,467 Well, I'd like to state for the record 317 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,861 that you are not a golden being of light, 318 00:12:56,035 --> 00:12:57,863 but are in fact... 319 00:12:58,037 --> 00:12:59,299 fired. 320 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,173 So are you here to find Archer or shoot me? 321 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,218 Because I actually have a preference on that. 322 00:13:05,392 --> 00:13:07,133 - Both. 323 00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:08,787 agents: Freeze! - Don't move. 324 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:11,050 - I was this close to feeling regret. 325 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,660 Would've been a first for me. 326 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,967 Incidentally, why are you dressed like that? 327 00:13:15,141 --> 00:13:16,621 - Isn't it obvious? 328 00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:29,373 Guess the old gal's still got it. 329 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,637 - Damn it. You weren't supposed to set fire 330 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:35,248 to the whole building. - No one said that! 331 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:36,989 At least it's sexier now. [alarms blaring] 332 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:41,776 - [singing indistinctly] 333 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,170 - That's not a song. 334 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,172 - Come on, guys. You can beat him. 335 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:47,826 Use what's around you. 336 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,915 - Will you shut up? Archer already tried that, 337 00:13:50,089 --> 00:13:51,961 and it was--ah, ah! 338 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,832 These are delicate optical sensors. 339 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:55,790 Do you have any idea how much these cost? 340 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,401 Pam: More than your head? - Do what now? 341 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,275 - Now, I go into your mind and take you apart 342 00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:03,755 from the inside. Hit it, Krieger. 343 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,583 [blip] 344 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,673 [dramatic music] 345 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,855 [dramatic music] 346 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:18,291 ♪ 347 00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,467 - Yeah. My skull is shielded. 348 00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:21,991 [sighs] But I have to know, 349 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,341 what exactly did you think would happen? 350 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,517 - I thought I'd maybe go inside your mind 351 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,823 and there'd be a Barry and a separate Other Barry. 352 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,869 - And? - And Other Barry 353 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,176 would be some kind of Gigeresque monstrosity, 354 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,047 and then Barry and I would defeat Other Barry 355 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:36,527 in some kind of metaphorical combat 356 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,572 which would forever extinguish Other Barry. 357 00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:39,965 - And? - Barry and I 358 00:14:40,139 --> 00:14:41,619 would be friends again. 359 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,230 - [laughs] 360 00:14:44,404 --> 00:14:46,015 God, what happened to you? 361 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:47,886 - I'll tell you what happened: friendship. 362 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,279 - Whatever. 363 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,500 Now that's what I call... [metal dragging] 364 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,198 - Mother? - Well, don't just stand there, 365 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:56,939 idiots; do something! 366 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:08,211 - Archer, I can do a hard reboot from inside here, 367 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:09,734 but you have to stun me. 368 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:11,823 [paddles charging] 369 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,435 Just do it. - But you'll die. 370 00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:17,046 - Nothing can change that now. 371 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:26,490 - Now, Krieger. 372 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:31,843 - [grunts, shouts] 373 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:37,022 - Thanks, bud. Hard reboot now. 374 00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,460 - You saved my life, Barry. - No, you saved mine. 375 00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:42,201 [emotional music] - Um, how? 376 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,203 - I don't know. Just felt right to say. 377 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,639 [audio glitching] Good--good night, 378 00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:49,382 [voice dying] Sweet...me. 379 00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:50,993 - No! 380 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,951 - Wait, that shock brought some things back. 381 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,735 I built the IIA system 382 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,781 and I know how to take down the entire company. 383 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:57,738 All we gotta do is-- 384 00:15:57,912 --> 00:16:00,480 [gunshot] 385 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:03,222 - You betrayed me. You were like a brother to me. 386 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,485 - I-I was? 387 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:07,792 - Oh, that's unsatisfying. 388 00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,580 - You guys get out. I'll take Fabian. 389 00:16:13,754 --> 00:16:15,582 Just make sure Mother is safe. 390 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,410 Oh, I guess she already left at some point. 391 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,282 Right. 392 00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,327 - Gotta hang on, man. 393 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,808 - No, this is it. Just promise me. 394 00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,115 - Anything. What? - Do more science. 395 00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,465 Just really weird, fucked up shit. 396 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,336 Stuff where even you're like, "Man, 397 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,903 I shouldn't have done that." 398 00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,252 Do that. 399 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,167 - [sobbing] I will. 400 00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:37,735 - [hoarsely] Thank you for being a friend. 401 00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,390 [groans] 402 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:44,046 - Um, hate to interrupt, but let's get out of here. 403 00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,052 - Not getting away that easy. 404 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,358 - You know, that cane is appropriate. 405 00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:54,404 You're old. Your time has passed. 406 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,363 The modern world has no used for your little spy boutique. 407 00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:59,496 You might as well be selling buggy whips. 408 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,672 - Yeah. Maybe I should sell teeth instead. 409 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,630 - Why would you sell-- 410 00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:05,937 - And we have a buyer. - Right. 411 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,080 Now, let's try that again. 412 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,175 The almighty Archer, 413 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,394 barely a shadow of your former self. 414 00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:31,049 - You know, I should thank you. - This ought to be good. 415 00:17:31,223 --> 00:17:32,920 - I hate you so much, 416 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,619 I think I just realized I don't need my cane anymore. 417 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,847 [groans] 418 00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:48,545 God, I hate this hallway. 419 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,680 - Thanks for creating an escape route for me. 420 00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:55,378 I guess you have a choice: 421 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:58,032 try to come after me or drag your friend out of here. 422 00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,295 Ta-ta. 423 00:18:06,258 --> 00:18:08,391 - You again? - So it would appear. 424 00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:12,395 - Why did you help me even after I'd insulted you? 425 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,266 - Why else are we here? 426 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,225 - Wow. I need to hang out with more movers. 427 00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,621 - Robert. 428 00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:24,058 - How did it go? I'm on tenterhooks, here. 429 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,713 - Well, we got Archer back and burned down a building. 430 00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,541 - Ah, good. And the memory stick? 431 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:29,977 - We'll figure it out in the morning. 432 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,284 We were too tired to deal with it. 433 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,547 You know, I find it odd that an environmentalist 434 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,897 would have the shower going while he's in bed. 435 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,639 And also... okay, you are naked. 436 00:18:39,813 --> 00:18:41,424 - Lana, I know what it looks like 437 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,904 and that's exactly what it is. 438 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,385 I understand it's awkward. - Awkward? 439 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,431 - That word seems to trigger you. 440 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,476 Was I wrong in assuming we had evolved 441 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,086 into a de facto open marriage? 442 00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,611 - Why would you assume that? 443 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:58,005 Wait, did you talk to Archer? - Yes. We had a conversation. 444 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,921 - That chatty, soon-to-be-dead man. 445 00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:03,837 Look, what happened to Japan is not even close to this. 446 00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:05,926 - Wait, what happened in Japan? 447 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,626 - It was--is that not what we're talking about? 448 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,541 - I was talking with him when you got 449 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,587 that bartender's phone number. - It was a receipt. 450 00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:16,285 And that was enough for you to cheat on me? 451 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,677 - And what about Japan? 452 00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:19,549 - You didn't even know about that. 453 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,333 This is about you being so jealous over a phone number-- 454 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:22,813 I mean, a receipt! 455 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,771 - So you thought it was a phone number? 456 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:27,818 I knew it. - I almost died today, okay? 457 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,950 Like, a lot. - Well, we didn't know that 458 00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:31,778 because you cut us out of the whole thing. 459 00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:33,780 - Wait a minute, who's "us"? 460 00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:36,653 - Ugh, I got tired of waiting in the bathroom. 461 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,089 - Yep. I'm out. 462 00:19:43,964 --> 00:19:45,444 - Stupid bouncer. 463 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,359 Maybe you have unprocessed trauma 464 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,666 that you're expressing as hostility. 465 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,712 And, by the way, when did bouncers get so insightful? 466 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,759 [nearby sobbing] Huh? 467 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:59,371 [Lana sniffling] 468 00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:02,374 [gentle music] 469 00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:09,425 ♪ 470 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,384 Should we wait for mother, Pam? 471 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:13,820 - Don't look at me, she just told me 472 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:15,779 to coordinate the rescue with her. 473 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,650 She didn't wanna tell you guys because she thought you'd blab 474 00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:19,478 and blow her element of surprise. 475 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,828 - And she told you? A woman whose loose lips have sunk 476 00:20:22,002 --> 00:20:23,352 so many ships they should be named 477 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,355 Admiral Nelson and concept of torpedoes? 478 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,835 - Well, pardon me for experiencing emotional growth, 479 00:20:29,009 --> 00:20:31,273 you dick. - I guess we start without her. 480 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,971 So now that we're all rested, ideas for the memory stick? 481 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,974 - Really? Nothing? 482 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,671 So we slept on it for no discernible reason? 483 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:41,021 - Well, not no discernible reason. 484 00:20:41,195 --> 00:20:42,675 I think you can all relax. 485 00:20:42,849 --> 00:20:44,198 - Robert, I don't think another infusion of cash 486 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,852 is going to make a difference. 487 00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:48,768 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm done burning money. 488 00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:51,902 I sold the agency to a well-funded equity group, 489 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,382 United Money Partners. 490 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,601 You could destroy the chip and stay afloat. 491 00:20:55,775 --> 00:20:57,777 - United Money Partners, LLC. 492 00:20:57,951 --> 00:21:00,737 Looks like that's owned by a General Business, Inc., 493 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,783 which is actually a shell company owned by YYZ. 494 00:21:03,957 --> 00:21:05,524 - Zed. - Which is in turn owned 495 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,874 by a majority stakeholder named-- 496 00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:09,963 - Fabian Kingsworth. 497 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:12,401 I was just so impressed with your initiative, 498 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,228 grit, and improvisation last night, 499 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,883 I knew that IIA had to acquire you. 500 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:18,450 - Yes! - Really? 501 00:21:18,624 --> 00:21:20,278 - They have great snacks. 502 00:21:20,452 --> 00:21:23,412 - Archer, I hate to use the term "fun fact," 503 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,979 but did you know that as part of a tax dodge, 504 00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:29,548 your apartment and everything in it is property of the agency 505 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,158 and therefore mine? 506 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,987 And so is that memory stick. 507 00:21:34,161 --> 00:21:35,946 - Not so fast. - Oh, what now? 508 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,904 - Yeah. Curious where you're going with this. 509 00:21:38,078 --> 00:21:40,472 - There's one thing you fail to understand, Fabian, 510 00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:42,256 and when I reveal it, 511 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,824 you will realize that you have been taken for a fool. 512 00:21:44,998 --> 00:21:46,348 - And what's that, Archer? 513 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:55,226 - So what kinda snacks are we talking about? 514 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,024 - Hey. I-I don't think you wanna do that. 515 00:22:11,198 --> 00:22:13,810 - No, let 'em. Give me that. 516 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,814 "My dearest Sterling, do you remember what I told you 517 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:20,947 "on your first day of training? You probably don't, but it was, 518 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,645 "'Always know where the exits are.' 519 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,995 "And with all the chaos and confusion of late, 520 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,476 "I thought it would be wise to make my own exit 521 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:30,522 "in my own time, on my own terms and in a way 522 00:22:30,696 --> 00:22:32,829 "that I can never be found by my enemies 523 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:36,267 or all my lovesick paramours, who are literally countless." 524 00:22:36,441 --> 00:22:37,529 Ugh. 525 00:22:37,703 --> 00:22:39,052 "And so I've decided 526 00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:41,315 "that it's time to pass the torch. 527 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,100 Try not to burn yourselves with it." 528 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,449 [flame crackles] 529 00:22:44,623 --> 00:22:46,538 - What? It relaxes me. 530 00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:49,062 - "And I know my decision may seem abrupt, 531 00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:52,762 "but we don't always get to choose the perfect moment. 532 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,981 "Take care of yourselves, and especially you, 533 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:57,810 "my Sterling, because from wherever I am, 534 00:22:57,984 --> 00:22:59,812 "I'll be watching over you. 535 00:22:59,986 --> 00:23:02,336 Love, Mother." 536 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,556 - If I see this glass empty again, 537 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:07,298 I will be very unhappy. 538 00:23:07,472 --> 00:23:09,866 - And how is my lady love? 539 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,129 - Infinitely better now. 540 00:23:45,379 --> 00:23:48,252 - Made in Georgia.